Dangers of Bread ! When are we going to do something about bread- induced global warming? Sure, we attack tobacco companies, but when is the government going to go after Big Bread? Well, I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice.... More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month! Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person. Newborn babies can choke on bread. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions: No sale of bread to minors. No advertising of bread within 1000 feet of a school. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage. A $4.2 zillion fine on the three biggest bread manufacturers THE MOLECULAR BASIS OF INHERITANCE General Biology SUNY Orange at S. S. S. I. Transformation of bacteria T4 Bacteriophage http://www.nsf.gov/news /news_videos.jsp?org =NSF&cntn_id=10042 0&media_id=51295 http://www.scivee.tv/nod e/4634 Phages Hershey-Chase experiment: phages Hershey-Chase experiment Chargaff’s Rules In any given species examined, amount of A equaled the amount of T Also the amount of G equaled the amount of C However, the ratio of A + T / G + C was unique to each species Watson and Crick James Watson Video Rosalind Franklin and her X-ray diffraction photo of DNA The structure of a DNA stand Purine and pyridimine Base pairing in DNA The double helix Three alternative models of DNA replication The Meselson-Stahl experiment Replication Video video DNA replication: the basic concept Origins of replication in eukaryotes Incorporation of a nucleotide into a DNA strand The two strands of DNA are antiparallel What is wrong with this rug? Priming DNA synthesis with RNA Synthesis of leading and lagging strands DNA pol III synthesizes leading strand continuously Parental DNA 3 5 DNA pol III starts DNA synthesis at 3 end of primer, continues in 5 3 direction 5 3 5 Primase synthesizes a short RNA primer Lagging strand synthesized in short Okazaki fragments, later joined by DNA ligase 3 5 Overview Origin of replication Lagging strand Leading strand Leading strand Lagging strand Overall directions of replication Single-strand binding protein Helicase 5 Leading strand 3 DNA pol III 3 Parental DNA Primer 5 Primase 3 DNA pol III Lagging strand 5 4 DNA pol I 3 5 3 2 DNA ligase 1 3 5 Replication Video Video BioInteractive Nucleotide excision repair of DNA damage The end-replication problem Telomeres and telomerase Telomeres of mouse chromosomes Chromatid (700 nm) 30-nm fiber Loops Scaffold 300-nm fiber Replicated chromosome (1,400 nm) 30-nm fiber Looped domains (300-nm fiber) Metaphase chromosome Nucleosome (10 nm in diameter) DNA double helix (2 nm in diameter) H1 Histones DNA, the double helix Histones Histone tail Nucleosomes, or “beads on a string” (10-nm fiber) RESULTS Condensin and DNA (yellow) Outline Condensin of nucleus (green) Normal cell nucleus DNA (red at periphery) Mutant cell nucleus G C A T A T G Sugar-phosphate backbone C A C C Nitrogenous bases G T G Hydrogen bond T A Fig. 16-UN4 Fig. 16-UN5
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