Zombie Survival Team Agreement Form
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In consideration of the mutual covenants set forth below, the Zombie Survival Team agrees to allow the
interested person into the team if said person agrees to the following requirements in the event of a zombie
apocalypse.
1.
BUG OUT POINT
Within 24hrs from when the first infection is announced, each individual in as part of the ZST must meet at
the mutually agreed upon BUG OUT POINT. This point must be equally accessible to all members, and
represent qualities that are most beneficial. If no consensus can be made, the location with majority vote
will be chosen. If a member does not arrive at the BUG OUT POINT within 24hrs, it will be assumed that
he/she has turned or perished.
2.
COMMUNICATION
Each member of the team is responsible for making sure that all other members are aware of any signs of a
potential outbreak. This will be communicated through either the Whatssapp app or Facebook group. An
FM transmitter will be created to communicate to one another in the worst case scenario with the frequency
of ___________.
3.
SUPPLIES
All members of the team are responsible for providing their own water and food supply at the beginning of
the apocalypse. As well, each member of the team must bring their favourite bag of chips as a morale
booster in hard times. Failure to complete either of these steps will result in a vote from the team as to
whether or not the person should be allowed to continue as part of the team.
4.
WEAPONS
Each member of the team must provide their own preferred form of protection from the living dead. It is
suggested that they have a close range weapon such as a sword or baseball bat, a long range weapon such
as a .22, shotgun or crossbow, and supplies to maintain them. Failure to do so will result in a vote from the
team as to whether or not the person should be allowed to continue as part of the team.
5.
THE BRO CODE
If the ZST runs into an attractive male/female survivor, only one individual from the group is allowed to
approach or attempt to copulate with him/her. If this is broken, the male or female who has broken the code
will be asked to “get a room” and leave the ZST to survive on their own. This is to prevent potential infighting in difficult times.
Zombie Survival Team Agreement Form
6.
BITE PROCEDURE
In the event that a member of the ZST is bitten, steps to first, save that team member’s life and
second, preserve the safety of the team will be taken . Such measures include: amputation of the
bitten limb, temporary isolation of this team member from access to other team members, and the
eventual termination of said team member if they are to turn into the living dead. Proper burial
methods of the team member will only take place if the team is in the proper physical and mental
state to do so.
7.
TEAM MORALE AND NIGHT WATCH
Each member of the team is entitled to 1 hour of free time each day. These times must be discussed
with the team beforehand so as there are not conflicting “dink around” times throughout the day.
As well, each member of the team must spend the agreed upon amount of time keeping an eye on the
camp or settlement for incoming zombies. Failure to do so will likely result in the death of the entire
team, and therefore the termination of your contract.
Once the above has been discussed and reviewed with the Zombie Survival Team Representative,
sign below to become a part of the Zombie Survival Team and greatly increase your chances of
surviving the impending doom of the human race.
Survival Team Recruits Signature
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Zombie Survival Team Representative
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