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Name Game
Dear Tim:
Why is it that every celebrity couple has to have a nickname
now? It started with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez being
called “Bennifer.” Then it was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
being called “Brangelina.” Now apparently Bill and
Hillary Clinton are being called “Billary.” When is this
ridiculousness going to stop?
-Fed Up on Fifth
Dear Fed:
DEAR
Not any time soon, I don’t think. I asked the better half
TIM
in my celebrity relationship, “Tenda” (she prefers “Glim”
for obvious reasons), and she said this is just going to be a thing from now on.
Sounds pretty ridiculous to me, too. Unless you’re talking about TurDuckHen,
which is the greatest name combo of all time. Turkey, duck and chicken all in one?
What could be better for Thanksgiving than that? Besides the in-laws calling to
cancel? Get yours here while supplies last. And before Miley Cyrus starts
dating the next available Jonas Brother.
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