T HE AUST RALIA DAY
''IT 'S JUST NOT CRICKET ''”
The purest form of the game has nothing to do with manicured pitches, gleaming
cricket whites or egg and bacon blazers. In fact it doesn’t even involve a cricket ball.
The real heart and soul of our game is that hallowed piece of turf that no amount of
dead patches, dog poo or landscaping can diminish. Of course, I’m talking about the
eternal crucible of Australian Backyard Cricket.
If you want to see cricketers forged, skills honed and true character revealed - look no
further than your nearest backyard. Or front yard. Or cul de sac or driveway or quiet
street. Therein lies the beauty of Backyard Cricket: it doesn’t discriminate (unless you’re
a Pom or a Kiwi, of course).
Over the course of my career, I’ve been fortunate enough to reach some special
milestones. My first ODI at Hamilton in 1995, my first Test match in 2000, my
elevation to the Elite Panel of ICC Umpires in 2003 and to officiate in four straight
ICC Cricket World Cups.
But after 84 Tests, close to 200 ODIs and 21 years of International Umpiring, the
opportunity to help Optus and Cricket Australia create this definitive edition of the
Australia Day Backyard Cricket Rules is a thrill and a huge highlight.
May your half-taped tennis balls swing wildly, your pull shot run hotter than a
six-burner barbie and your LBW appeals be heard from up to three streets away.
In the meantime, I wish you all the fun, skills and spills on the biggest backyard
cricketing date in the calendar: January 26.
Just don’t forget the “Automatic Boonie”. I’m a proud Kiwi and even I know
that’s Un-Australian.
SO HAPPY AUST RALIA DAY.
''YOU BEAUT Y''
BILLY BOWDEN
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1.1: MINIMUM REQUIREMENT S
The minimum equipment required for backyard cricket is as follows:
(a) a bat,
(b) a ball; and
(c) wickets
1.2: T HE BAT
A batsman may use any implement with a handle and a solid surface. Wood is encouraged but
not mandatory.
(a) Extra street cred shall be awarded for classic bats like a Duncan Fearnley Magnum, SS Jumbo
or Gray-Nicholls Double Scoop.
(b) Plastic Kanga Cricket-style bats are permitted, but only in the complete absence of a viable
alternative and with the accepted risk of general ridicule.
(c) While not technically illegal, playing with the signature bat of a foreign player is considered
un-Australian and generally frowned upon.
(d) Visiting players may use their own bat under the proviso that its also available to other
participants and not insured against misuse or damage in any way, shape or form.
1.3: T HE BALL
The official backyard cricket ball is a tennis ball, which may be doctored in any number of ways,
including (but not limited to):
(a) Taping up one side to enhance its swinging properties. (Gaffa or electrical tape is preferred to
masking tape. Sellotape is to be used under a
bsolutely no circumstances, ever.)
(b) Scuffing up one side on the concrete.
(c) Drawing or writing on the ball with texta.
(d) Deliberately wetting the ball with water, beer or dog slobber.
1.4: T HE WICKET S
Wickets (also: stumps) may take the form of any identifiable target, such as (but not limited to) a
garbage bin, Esky, fence paling, chair, cardboard box, milk crate or those little green utilities boxes
you see dotted around the place (note: best avoided if buzzing).
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2.1: T HE PLAYING SURFACE
A grassed area of The Host’s property is the preferred playing arena. In the absence of a suitable
front or backyard, or in the event of ground redevelopments (e.g. Dad planting new grass
seedlings), Backyard C
ricket may be played in any outdoor environment with the aforementioned
minimum equipment. Unless it’s footy season.
2.2: T HE PITCH
The length of the pitch may vary depending on the outdoor environment. The Host will have final
say and reserves the right to pull a “Greigy” by sticking his keys into the pitch at any time.
2.3: T HE CREASE
Again, this is at The Host’s discretion, but a widely accepted measurement is the combined length
of one bat and one handle.
3.1: MINIMUM
A valid game of backyard cricket requires a minimum of two players at any one time; or, in special
circumstances, one player and a very well trained dog.
3.2: MAXIMUM
An unlimited number of players may participate in a game of Backyard Cricket at any one time.
However, players can be turned away at The Host’s discretion, particularly if they are New
Zealanders, Englishmen or renowned for grassing easy chances.
3.3: T EAMS
Backyard Cricket is a gladiatorial individual sport where participants compete for individual glory.
If you seek a sense of belonging or feel the need to contribute to something bigger than yourself,
then by all means go and join your local cricket club.
4.1: SIX & OUT
Selfishly hitting a ball out of the backyard or beyond an established perimeter will result in the
batter being awarded six (6) runs. However:
(a) The batter will also be deemed to be dismissed and will be responsible for collecting the ball.
(b) Where the ball cannot be retrieved by the dismissed batter, other players are obligated to
assist with ball retrieval. If the ball cannot be retrieved nor a substitute ball located, the game shall
be abandoned and the responsible batsman deemed a ‘poor bloke’ and sentenced to Esky duties
for the remainder of the day.
6 & Out - Watch the video here.
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(c) No reference to the Richard Chee Quee-fronted rock band ‘Six & Out’ shall be made by any
participant at any time.
Six & Out signals
4.2: ONE HAND ONE BOUNCE
The fielder must not fumble the ball for the batter to be dismissed.
One Hand, One Bounce - Watch the video here.
4.3: PET S
Upon the ball striking a pet or any other animal on the full, the batter is deemed out. The batter is
also out if a pet catches the ball. In the event of excess slobber, the bowler will be responsible for
cleaning the ball. Or not.
Out If Caught By A Pet: Watch the video here.
Out If The Pet Catches The Ball signals
4.4: AUT OMAT IC WICKIE
(a) The ‘Automatic Wickie’ regulations vary from ground to ground. However, as a general rule,
the position will extend to a virtual third slip and may/may not include a leg slip.
(b) Where a batter edges the ball behind the stumps to the nominated Automatic Wickie zone, the
batter will be deemed out.
(c) In situations where a wicketkeeper is present, The Host or Umpire may still allow the Automatic Wickie rule to be enforced.
(d) The Automatic Wickie never drops a catch.
4.5: AUT OMAT IC BOONIE
An object, not more than 1m in height, shall be placed at short leg and be deemed out when
struck by the ball on the full after being hit with the bat. The player shall be out regardless of how
hard the ball is struck.
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4.6: OT HER MET HODS OF DISMISSAL
The batter shall also be deemed out if:
(a) A fieldsman successfully retrieves the ball from a roof or tree without the ball hitting
the ground.
(b) The ball is hit on the roof and is caught after bouncing or rolling off. Note: the fieldsman must
catch the ball one-handed for the batter to be dismissed.
(c) The ball becomes lodged in items on the clothes line (e.g. giant set of undies, bras).
(d) The ball is hit into a swimming pool, fishpond or water feature on the full.
(e) The ball strikes a nominated tree on the full.
Ball Lands In The Pool: Watch the video here.
Ball In The Tree: Watch the video here.
Clothes Line: Watch the video here.
Ball stuck in clothes line, stuck in tree and ball lands in pool signals
4.7: MAGIC WICKET S
A batter can be run-out by the fielder hitting the stumps at either end of the pitch, irrespective of
which end the batter is running to.
4.8: LBW
No batsman may be dismissed by LBW, and as such any LBW appeal is automatically declined the
moment the appeal begins (although voracious appeals are still encouraged). Batters
deliberately blocking the ball with their legs are deemed to be ‘poor blokes’, and may be punished
by repeated bouncers and a torrent of sledging.
4.9: F IRST BALL
A battter cannot be dismissed first ball unless it is Australia Day and the batter is an Englishman
or New Zealander.
First Ball: Watch the video here.
5.1: LEGAL DELIVERY
(a) The bowling crease shall be arbitrary in nature and loosely marked, either by a crack in the
driveway concrete or an imaginary mark on the grass.
(b) A bowler cannot be called for a ‘no ball’ unless it is grossly excessive in nature and results in
the batter being unfairly dismissed and general consensus is that it violates the spirit of the game.
In a situation where there are only two players the host will have final say. In such circumstances
the visitor is under no obligation to continue playing and may leave – with their bat and ball.
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5.2: STANDARD OVER
The bowler will continue to bowl until:
(a) He or she relinquishes the ball due to poor form, waning interest or struggling fitness.
(b) Another player asks how many balls left, to which general etiquette requires the bowler to
reply “Two more” before promptly finishing off the over.
6.1: REST RICT IONS
All players can bat and bowl, however a player cannot be dismissed from batting and then
immediately bowl. An exception clause takes effect when there are only two participants.
6.2: NEW RULES
New rules may be created during a game of Backyard Cricket by majority vote. In the event of a
deadlock, The Host will have the determining vote.
6.3: T IP-AND-RUN
Tip-And-Run conditions may be introduced:
(a) When there are two batters; or
(b) By majority vote of the participating players
6.4: CONCLUSION
A game may be postponed, concluded or abandoned due to:
(a) Poor light.
(b) Lost or irretrievable ball.
(c) Lack of participants.
(d) Snags being ready.
(e) An Aussie player on the cusp of a ton or hat-trick.
(f) A broken window.
(g) A lack of general fitness.
6.5: SLEDGING
Sledging is permitted but limited to personal in nature and must be directed at a family member
or friend.
Sledging: Watch the video here.
Sledging signals
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6.6: T OURING PLAYERS
(a) When bowling to an Englishman or New Zealander, sending down multiple balls in one
delivery is permitted;
(b) When bowling to a New Zealander, an Australian bowler may, at their discretion,
bowl underarm.
Poms- Watch the video here.
Kiwis - Watch the video here.
Touring player signals
6.7: DISCIPLINE
Umpires are permitted to caution players or send them to “time-out” (using a card system) for
repeated poor discipline or rule infringements.
6.8: SPORT SMANSHIP
(a) If a batter has been at the crease for more than 15 minutes, it is expected that they begin
hitting catches.
(b) The bowler must take into consideration the skill level of the batter when determining the
pace at which to bowl. Exceptions to this rule are, of course, when bowling to New Zealanders
and Englishmen, in which case bowlers should bowl as short and fast as possible.
6.9: RET IREMENT S
The Host may nominate a maximum score at which time the batter must retire. If this target is
reached, the batter is entitled to raise his bat and receive warm applause from all other players
before relinquishing the crease.
6.10: RUNNERS
Nan is permitted a runner at any time, no questions asked. This may be extended to anyone
eligible for a Seniors Bus Pass at The Host’s discretion.
6.11: T HIRD UMPIRE
The umpire may refer to the third umpire, “Mum”. Her decision is final and to be respected by
all players.
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BAT - An implement with a handle and a solid surface, typically of wood. Also: axe,
blade, willow.
BOONIE - A much-revered, moustachioed Tasmanian God with mythical powers.
BOWLING SHAAAAANE - A cry of encouragement that can be employed after any
delivery, regardless of its quality or effectiveness.
CUSTARD ARM – To possess a weak throwing arm.
DECK - The pitch or playing surface.
ESKY - A prized multi-purpose object that may serve as a cooler, seat, wicket or
additional fielder. Regardless of function, it should be fully stocked with refreshments
and/or meat at all times, no exceptions.
F ULL BUNGER - A full toss, i.e. a delivery where the ball fails to bounce.
HALF T RACKER - A ball bowled so as to pitch roughly half way down the wicket, i.e.
half way between batter and bowler. Considered a poor delivery, easily dispatched by
most batters. Unless they are English.
T HE HOST - The owner or resident of the playing arena, or; the owner of the bat
(if playing in public space, e.g. park, street, cul de sac, alley, carpark etc).
SLEDGING - Polite advice offered to others regarding areas of their game upon which
they might improve.
POM - Descendent of a long line of inferior cricketers from a small, miserable, grey
island sometimes referred to as ‘England’. See also: Whinging Pom.
SNAG - A sausage. Generally served in white bread, with copious amounts of sauce.
WHINGING POM - An especially miserable and pale-complexioned strain of the Pom
genus. Should remain lathered in SPF 50+ at all times.
WICKIE - Wicketkeeper; may be human or automatic – depending on player numbers.
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