How long does it take a comedian to screw in a light

How long does it take a comedian
to screw in a light bulb?
The Red Nose Day Sweepstake
We’ve challenged Josh to screw a light bulb into a lamp. The catch? He has to
assemble the lamp first. With no instructions. And the clock is ticking…
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The Winner:
How it works
1. For a suggested £2 per entry,
write your name and how long
you think it’ll take to get the job
done (in mins/secs) in one of the
provided spaces.
2. Visit rednoseday.com/winner
from 3pm on Friday 24th March
to see how long it actually takes
Josh to complete the challenge.
3. The person with the closest time
keeps half the cash and the rest
goes to Comic Relief to help
change lives. If the winning time
is exactly between two guesses,
the lower of the two wins.
Paying in
Money raised can be paid in online at
rednoseday.com/payin or sent in by cheque,
made payable to ‘Red Nose Day 2017
(Fundraise)’, to Red Nose Day, EY, PO Box
51543, London SE1 2UG.
The Legal Bit: 1. This sweepstake is an exempt lottery under the Gambling Act 2005 and is promoted by: _____________________________________________________________________________________ (please write the name and address of the promoter here, i.e. the person responsible for collecting the money). 2. This poster is for use in Great Britain only. 3. The promoter and the entrants must be 18 or over. 4. Your sweepstake must be conducted as a workplace or resident’s lottery. This means that people are only eligible to enter if they either work in the same premises as the promoter, or live in the same premises as the promoter. 5. You may only display this poster or advertise the sweepstake on the relevant premises (see before). 6. The rights of any entrant are not transferable to any other person (and any attempt to transfer them will be treated as
ineffective). 7. Each entrant agrees that, if they win, the promoter will donate half the money collected to Comic Relief on behalf of the winner. 8. The promoter is responsible for ensuring the sweepstake is run properly – Comic Relief is not a promoter and does not accept any responsibility for your sweepstake. In support of Comic Relief, registered charity 326568 (England/Wales); SC039730 (Scotland). Photo credits: Perou.
What is Nick
Grimshaw’s
favourite song?
Grimmy is having a party and his last song of the night is always his
favourite. Hang up Grimmy’s sweepstake poster in your workplace and
let everyone guess his favourite song for a chance to win some cash.
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IT’S CHRISTMAS
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2 UNLI MITED
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Katy Perry
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I’m Snot
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SAM SNIFF
Walker Brothers
Make It
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THE MUSIC
DONNA SUMMER
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Snot
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GREATEST HITS
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Sweepstake poster
£2
For a suggested £2 a guess, get
everyone to write their name under
the song of their choice. The winner
keeps half the cash and the rest goes
to Comic Relief to help change lives.
Visit rednoseday.com/winner from 3pm on
Friday 24th March to see which is Grimmy’s
favourite song.
£2 could enable a person with dementia in the UK
to take part in an activity session, where they can
socialise and exercise their cognitive skills.
Pay it in: The money you raise for Red Nose Day can be
paid in online at rednoseday.com/payin or sent in by
cheque, made payable to ‘Red Nose Day 2017
(Fundraise)’, to Red Nose Day, EY, PO Box
51543, London SE1 2UG.
The Legal Bit 1. This sweepstake is an exempt lottery under the Gambling Act 2005 and is promoted by: ___________________________________________________________________________________ (please write the name and address of the promoter here, i.e. the person responsible for collecting the money).
2. This poster is for use in Great Britain only. 3. The promoter and the entrants must be 18 or over. 4. Your sweepstake must be conducted as a workplace or resident’s lottery. This means that people are only eligible to enter if they either work in the same premises as the promoter, or live in the same premises as the promoter.
5. You may only display this poster or advertise the sweepstake on the relevant premises (see before). 6. The rights of any entrant are not transferable to any other person (and any attempt to transfer them will be treated ineffective). 7. Each entrant agrees that if they win, the promoter will donate half the money collected to
Comic Relief on behalf of the winner. 8. The promoter is responsible for ensuring the sweepstake is run properly – Comic Relief is not a promoter and does not accept any responsibility for your sweepstake. Comic Relief, registered charity 326568 (England/Wales); SC039730 (Scotland). Photo credit: Tom Dymond.
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