Elementary
Baker Street
Number 110 – 05/21/2017
Fay, Mason, & Mason
I THINK THE PLAY WOULD BE A SMASH
HIT. YOUR PORTRAYAL OF THE BRAVE
DETECTIVE WILL BE ONE FOR THE AGES.
Copyright 2017, Fay, Mason, Mason
WHY THANK
YOU TWO
STORY YOU
PAPER FOR
YOU, JOHN. I AM HONORED
ALLOWED ME TO USE THE
PUBLISHED IN THE SCHOOL
THE BASIS OF MY DRAMA.
I SEE OURSELVES AS A WONDERFUL TRIO,
WORKING SIDE BY SIDE. JOHN THE
WRITER, WILLIAM THE PLAYWRIGHT, AND
MYSELF AS THE LITERARY AGENT.
IS EVERYTHING TO YOUR
LIKING, SHERLOCK?
I… I BELIEVE YOUR
IMAGINATIONS
HAVE THE BETTER
OF YOU…
THE STAGE
NEEDS A LITTLE
DRAMATIZATION.
A MASSIVE GRIZZLY BEAR COMES TO THE
AID OF LADY LYNDSAY RIGHT BEFORE A
TERRIBLE, HUNGRY WOLF DEVOURS HER?
AS MASTER GILLETTE SAID,
“DRAMATIZATION, ” HOLMES.
YOU THREE WELL KNOW IT WAS JUST MR.
HOBB’S OLD HOUND TRYING TO SLOBBER
ALL OVER ONE OF THE YOUNGINS’. SHE
WAS USING HER TEDDY BEAR TO PROTECT
HERSELF FROM THE DROOLING TONGUE.
YOU DO REALIZE THERE ARE NO BEARS,
ESPECIALLY “GRIZZLIES, ” ON OUR ISLAND…
I MUST SAY I AM PERPLEXED BY THE
“DETECTIVE’S” DAILY THREE
TABLESPOONS OF SUGAR ADDICTION…
IT HELPS HIM FOCUS
ON THE HARD CASES.
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER
TAKE THIS OVER- THE- TOP STORY SERIOUS?
OH, HAVE NO FRET.
AFTER ALL, IT IS
ELEMENTARY, HOLMES.