Let’s play…
ROCK, PAPER, SADDAM
Saddam :
“I'm bored!”
Saddam:
“I've got an idea! Let's play a game
of Rock, Paper, Scissors !”
This Guy :
“Can I play too?”
Saddam:
“NO !”
Saddam:
“Will I chose Rock …”
Saddam:
“…Paper…”
Saddam:
“…or Scissors ? Huh?”
Saddam:
“Ha ha ha…you don’t know !!!”
Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
“Dude, say it don’t spray it”
Saddam:
“Whatever….let’s play”
Saddam:
Judge:
“Rock !”
“Two Papers !”
Saddam:
“Dude, WTF is two Papers ???”
Judge:
“Two papers are better. Two papers cover the
rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going
NOWHERE”
Saddam:
“I got your two papers; RIGHT HERE.
Now play serious smart arse.”
Judge:
“Ok, Ok, ONE PAPER !”
Saddam:
“Ha ha. TIGER CLAW! Rawr! RAWRR!!!! Hahaaa. Tiger
Claw. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger
Claw? Tiger Claw beats paper. Like totally beats paper.
ALWAYS !”
Saddam:
“Ask Aziz, he knows”
Aziz:
“Tiger Claw always beats paper”
Saddam:
“Damn straight, bro”
Judge:
“Okay, fine. "Tiger Claw" beats paper. Whatever
you say Saddam. No more Tiger Claw.”
Saddam:
“Hey, cry me a river. It’s not my fault
you don’t know Tiger Claw”
Judge:
“Well, You should have picked honesty,
then you may not have blown it.”
Saddam:
“I bet you don’t even know Pen Missile !”
Judge:
“Missile? Did you say Missile?
What Missile? SECURITY !”
Saddam:
“Muaahahha PEN MISSILE “
Judge:
“Ok fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no
TIGER CLAW and there is no PEN MISSILE.
You're just MAKING SHIT UP !”
Saddam:
“AM NOT !”
Judge:
“Are so”
Saddam:
“That’s it, you’re going on the List”