Ted 's
GUIDE TO
HAPPINESS
A MANUAL OF BEVERAGES, COCKTAILS,
LIBATIONS & THE BEST DESSERT IN TOWN.
"All the booze that ' s good to drink."
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° TED'S CLASSICS °
~ $9.29~
HURRICANE
GINGER ROGERS
Gin, lemon, coriander ginger syrup,
ginger ale & mint
Rum, passion fruit, OJ & lime
M A R G A R ITA
M O S C OW M U LE
Tequila, lime, triple sec
Choice of: Classic, Raspberry,
Peach, or Pomeg ranate
Vodka, lime, simple syrup,
fever tree ginger beer
TE D ’ S S P I K E D
STR AW B E R RY LE M O N A D E
Vodka, muddled strawberries
° HOMETOWN DRINKS °
~ $ 10 . 9 9 ~
As kids, we traveled back to Ted’s boyhood home in southern West Virginia; the place where the names of towns and
counties are as interesting as the terrain of the “hollers.” We’ve used these names as inspiration for our cocktails.
W I LLI A M S O N F I G
LI N C O LN C O U NT Y LI N E
Vodka, raspberry syrup,
sparkling white wine & fig mar malade
Vodka, rosemary-blackberry
syrup & sparkling white wine
TH E B I G U G LY
Bourbon,
Luxardo maraschino liquor,
sweet ver mouth & angostura bitters
WO O D C O U NT Y W H I S K E Y
Bourbon, lemon, apricot
RU M C R E E K R OA D
Light rum, dark rum, lime juice
& simple syrup
° BRUNCH COCKTAILS °
B LO O DY M A RY
Choice of: Classic,
BBQ & Bacon, Old Bay
or Sriracha
~ $9.29~
B E LLI N I
Choice of: Peach
or Raspberry
M I M O SA
Choice of: Classic,
Pineapple Ginger,
or Cranberry
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TE D ’ S DA R K
~ $4.59~
Port City Monumental IPA
TE D ’ S LI G HT
~ $3.35~
PBR
° CANNED BEER °
M I LLE R LITE
~ $3.59~
I L C O NTI P I N OT G R I G I O
~ $8.00/$30~
O R I G I N A L S C H A R D O N N AY
~ $8.89/$32~
F R IT Z Z I M M E R R I E S LI N G
~ $8.00/$30~
FAU LT LI N E SAU V I G N O N B L A N C
~ $8.89/$32~
B U D LI G HT
~ $3.59~
CORONA
~ $4.59~
F LY I N G D O G E A SY I PA
~ $4.59~
M ATC H B OX B LE N D
~ $8.00/$30~
SA NTA J U LI A M A LB E C
DEL MERCADO
~ $8.89/$32~
LI B E RT Y S C H O O L C A B E R N E T
~ $9.89/$38~
F O G H E A D P I N OT N O I R
~ $9.89/$38~
try our
matchbox blend
a wine with roots
glass 8 / bottle 30
the roots are deep. we have
cultivated 12 exciting years,
beginning with our flagship
store in dc's chinatown. to
commemorate over a decade
in business, we have partnered
with california wine legend,
jed steele, to produce our
matchbox blend.
IRISH CAR AMEL COFFEE
Irish cream
MOCHA
K ahlúa
G R A S S H O PPE R
K ahlúa & crème de menthe
W H ITE RU S S I A N
VA N I LL A
STR AW B E R RY
C H O C O L ATE
S’MORES
PE A N UT B UT TE R ,
C H O C O L ATE & BA N A N A
Vodka & K ahlúa
PE PPE R M I NT
N UT T Y PR O F E S S O R
C A R A M E L M AC C H I ATO
Hazelnut liqueur
TOA STE D C O C O N UT
Coconut rum
K E Y LI M E P I E
H E ATH A LM O N D
OREO
COFFEE
Coconut rum
STR AW B E R RY BA N A N A
BA N A N A S F O STE R
PB & J
Banana rum
PE PPE R M I NT J U N I O R
~ $ 7. 9 9 ~
Pepper mint schnapps
~ $10.99~
M I LLI O N A I R E M A LT
Glenlivet 18 Yr.
~ $ 19 . 9 9 ~
TED’S
TA RT S
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE
DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE
° DAILY FL AVORS °
FOUR LAYER CARROT CAKE
STRAWBERRY
MILE-HIGH CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE
MILE-HIGH BANANA CREAM PIE
*CINNAMON ROLL “AS BIG AS YA HEAD”
*AVAILABLE SAT & SUN ONLY
SALTED CARAMEL
BROWN SUGAR & CINNAMON
BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE