Wizard of Oz
*Oz voice and Wizard must be played by a counselor since they do not get much stage time
DOROTHY-Aunt Em! Aunt Em!
AUNT EM-Fifty-seven, fifty-eight
DOROTHY-Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto!
AUNT EM-Dorothy, please! We're trying to count! Fifty-eight
UNCLE HENRY-Don't bother us now, honey.
AUNT EM- We're busy!
UNCLE HENRY-Now, find yourself a place where you won't get into any trouble.
DOROTHY-Some place where there isn't any trouble. Do you even think there is a place?
TORNADO OCCURS
DOROTHY-Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
TOTO-We must be over the rainbow!
GLINDA- Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
DOROTHY- Who, me? Why, I'm not a witch at all.
GLINDA-Well...is that the Witch?
TOTO-No, I’m a dog!
GLINDA-The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East.
TOTO-Oh. What are Munchkins?
GLINDA-The little people who live in this land, it's Munchkinland, and you are their hero, my dear.
Munchkinland song – GROUP C & D - Meaghan
GROUP C & D
MUNCHKIN MAYOR-FINLEY OLSON SAWYER– Welcome to Munchkin Land Dorothy, I am the Mayor!
MUNCHKIN-LAILA SWAIN- Yes, welcome Dorothy, we are so happy you are here!
MUNCHKIN-SHUYLAR ALBAN– Thank you for saving us from the Wicked Witch of the East!
MUNCHKIN-SOPHIA STEWART– And now we are free!
MUNCHKIN-LUCY ARPS- Don’t forget about the Wicked Witch of the West though…
MUNCHKIN-ADDISON MCDONOUGH– Yeah, she will be mad that a house got dropped on her sister.
MUNCHKIN-MILLY BARRETT– Be careful Dorothy!
MUNCHKIN-STELLA COLON– And you too Toto.
MUNCHKIN MAYOR-FINLEY OLSON-SAWYER– Now Munchkins, don’t worry about her, we must celebrate!
MUNCHKIN-SADIE ENDERSON- You are right Mayor, we should celebrate!
MUNCHKIN-SOFIA SORTINO– We should ask the Lullaby League to dance with us!
MUNCHKIN-LILLY SANTILLAN– And the Lollipop Guild.
MUNCHKIN-ADDISON REHEIS– We will have so much fun!
MUNCHKIN-DYLAN ONG- I always have so much fun with them.
MUNCHKIN-DALILAH ENDERSON– Mayor, can you call for them?
MUCHKIN MAYOR-FINLEY OLSON-SAWYER– Oh Lullaby League….. Lollipop Guild… Come dance with us! We need to celebrate!
Lullaby League/Lollipop Guild Songs – GROUP A B & E
GROUP E – GROUP A & B STAY ON STAGE
LULLABY LEAGUE 1-ELENA– Good day Dorothy!
LULLABY LEAGUE 2-SOPHIE– Hello Toto!
DOROTHY AND TOTO– Hello!
LULLABY LEAGUE 3-OLIVIA E– Welcome to Munchkin Land!
TOTO– Thank you!
LOLLIPOP GUILD 1-EDEN– I am so glad to hear that.
LOLLIPOP GUILD 2-ISAAC– Thank you for freeing us from the witch.
LOLLIPOP GUILD 3-LUKE– Ut ohhhhh (pointing to the witch)
TOTO-I thought you said she was gone.
GLINDA-That was her sister, this is the Wicked Witch of the West. And she's worse than the other one was.
WITCH-Who dropped a house on my sister? Was it you?
LEAD MONKEY 1 – Answer her!
LEAD MONKEY 2 – Answer her at once!
TOTO-No! (Jumping in front of Dorothy) It was an accident! She didn't mean to hurt anybody!
WITCH-The ruby slippers! What have you done with them?
LEAD MONKEY 1 – You better give them back to her.
LEAD MONKEY 2 – You do not want to make her any angrier…
GLINDA-It's too late! There they are, and there they'll stay!
WITCH-Give me back my slippers!
GLINDA-Keep tight inside of them, their magic must be very powerful, or she wouldn't want them so badly!
WITCH-I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! (laughs)
GLINDA-It's all right. You can get up, she's gone.
DOROTHY-Oh, I'd give anything to get out of Oz altogether, but which is the way back to Kansas?
GLINDA-The only person who might know would be the Wizard of Oz himself in Emerald City.
TOTO-But how do we find the Wizard of Oz?
GLINDA-Just follow the Yellow Brick Road.
DOROTHY- Follow the Yellow Brick Road?
Follow the Yellow Brick Road/We’re Off to See the Wizard – GROUP E – Meaghan
TOTO-Now, which way do I go now?
SCARECROW-That way is a very nice way.
TOTO-Who said that?
SCARECROW-It was me. Hello.
DOROTHY-How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
SCARECROW-Who knows. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? But, why if I had a brain
If I Only Had a Brain – GROUP F less Tin Man and Lion
TOTO-Wonderful!
SCARECROW-So where are you off too?
TOTO-To see the Wizard!
SCARECROW-Do you think if I went with you this Wizard would give me some brains?
DOROTHY-I couldn't say. But even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.
SCARECROW-That’s true! We're off to see a Wizard!
We’re Off to See the Wizard Reprise 1
TOTO-Look! It's a man! A man made out of tin!
TIN MAN-Oil can...Oil can...
TOTO-Did you say something?
TIN MAN-Oil can....
SCARECROW-Oil can what?
TOTO- Here it is! Where do you want to be oiled first?
TIN MAN-My mouth!.......... My goodness, I can talk again! Oh, oil my arms, please, oil my elbows.
DOROTHY-Oh, goodness! How did you ever get like this?
TIN MAN-Well, about a year ago I was chopping that tree when suddenly it started to rain and right in the middle of a chop, I rusted
solid. And I've been that way ever since.
TOTO-Well, you're perfect now.
TIN MAN-Perfect? Oh no. The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.
DOROTHY/TOTO/SCARECROW-No heart?
TIN MAN-No heart.
If I Only Had a Heart - GROUP F less Lion
Toto-That was wonderful! You know we were just wondering why you couldn't come to Emerald City with us to ask the Wizard of Oz
for a heart.
WITCH-Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine gentlemen?
LEAD MONKEY 1 - Stay away from her!
LEAD MONKEY 2 - And as for you, Dorothy, we wish you luck with the Wizard of Oz.
WITCH- And a happy journey back to Kansas!
SCARECROW-I'm not afraid of her. I'll see you get safely to the Wizard now, whether I get a brain or not!
TINMAN-I'll make sure you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart of not.
TOTO-To Oz?
DOROTHY/SCARECROW/TINMAN-To Oz!
We’re Off to See the Wizard Reprise 2
DOROTHY-I don't like this forest! It's dark and creepy!
TOTO-Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
TIN MAN-Some-but mostly lions, and tigers, and bears.
DOROTHY-Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!
TIN MAN/SCARECROW/DOROTHY-Lions and tigers and bears!
TOTO-Oh, my!
TIN MAN/SCARECROW/DOROTHY-Lions and tigers and bears!
TOTO-Oh, my!
LION-Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want! I'll fight you with one paw tied behind
my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot.
DOROTHY-Shame on you!
LION-What did you do that for? I didn't do anything. Is my nose bleeding?
SCARECROW-Of course not. My goodness, what a fuss you're making. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward!
LION-You're right -- I am a coward. I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself.
TIN MAN- Why don't you come along with us? We're on our way to see the Wizard.
LION-Gee, that's-that's awfully nice of you. My life has been simply unbearable.
If I Only Had The Nerve – GROUP F
We’re Off to See the Wizard Reprise 3
LEAD MONKEY 1 -A-hah! (laughs) You didn’t take the witch’s warning, eh?
WITCH- I'll take care of you now instead of later! Hah!
LEAD MONKEY 2 - Something with poison in it, but attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell! (laughs)
WITCH - Poppies!
POPPIES ENTER – GROUPS A B C & D
TOTO-There's Emerald City! Oh, we're almost there at last!
LION-Oh, what's happening? I can't run anymore. I'm so sleepy.
POPPIE A1 – You are getting very sleepy!
POPPIE A2 – Very very sleepy!
LION-Who are you?
POPPIE-CAROLINE HENDERSON– We are poppies.
POPPIE-BECKETT- We will make you sleepy.
SCARECROW – Who sent you?
POPPIE-ISHAN– The witch of course.
POPPIE-ELISE– She told us to come here.
POPPIE-ELIZA– She wants us to make you sleepy.
TIN MAN- What'll we do? Help! HELP!
(Dorothy, Toto, and Lion begin to lay down and then fall asleep)
POPPIE-MELINA– Nothing will help you.
POPPIE-RANJASVI– Lay down everyone.
POPPIE-ANDREW– Shhhhh, it is time to relax.
POPPIE-AANYA- Rest your head and get some sleep.
POPPIE-ANISH- Soon you will be dancing through your dreams…
DANCING THROUGH LIFE SONG – GROUPS A B C & D
SCARECROW-Look! It's snowing! It must be Glinda the Good helping us!
TIN MAN-Look they’re waking up!
Toto-Oh! Come on, let's get out of here! The Emerald City is closer and prettier than ever!
DOORMAN 1-ISAAC-Who rang that bell?
ALL-We did.
DOORMAN-EDEN-Can't you read the notice?
ALL-What notice?
DOORMAN 1-ISAAC-It's on the door as plain as the nose on my face!
ALL-"Bell out of order. Please knock."
DOORMAN 2-EDEN-Well, that's more like it. Now, state your business!
ALL-We want to see the Wizard.
DOORMAN 1-ISAAC-Oh! The Wizard? But nobody can see the Great Oz! Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Even I've never seen him!
DOROTHY-Sir, I've got to see the Wizard! Glinda the Good Witch of the North sent me!
DOORMAN 2-EDEN-Prove it.
SCARECROW-She's wearing the ruby slippers she gave her.
DOORMAN 1-ISAAC-So she is! Well, bust my buttons!
DOORMAN 2-EDEN- Why didn't you say that in the first place? Come on in!
One Short Day – ALL
OZ PERSON 1-LYNN-Who's her? Who's her?
OZ PERSON 2-SOPHIE-It's the Witch! She's followed them here!
OZ PERSON 3-OLIVIA E-Can't that witch take no for an answer?
OZ PERSON 4-LUKEOh dear, I hope she doesn’t hurt us!
OZ PERSON 1-LYNN-Look! She’s spelling something in the sky!
OZ PERSON 2-SOPHIE-It says, “Surrender Dorothy”
OZ PERSON 3-OLIVIA E-Dorothy? Who's Dorothy?
OZ PERSON 4-LUKE-The Wizard will explain it!
GUARD-Wait a minute! Stop! It's all right! The Great and Powerful Oz has got matters well in hand. So you can all go home and
there's nothing to worry about.
TOTO-If you please, sir. We want to see the Wizard right away. All five of us.
GUARD-Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody not nohow!
TOTO-Oh, but please. It's very important.
GUARD- No can do.
LION-She's Dorothy!
GUARD-The Witch's Dorothy? Well, that makes a difference. Just wait here, I'll announce you at once.
SCARECROW-Did you hear that? He'll announce us at once! I've as good as got my brain!
TIN MAN-I can fairly hear my heart beating!
DOROTHY-I'll be home in time for supper!
LION-In another hour, I'll be King of the Forest. Long Live the King!
GUARD-Go on home! The Wizard says go away!
ALL-Go away?
GUARD- Yes, away at once!
SCARECROW-Looks like we came a long way for nothing.
DOROTHY-And I was so happy! I thought I was on my way home!
TOTO-Don't cry, Dorothy!
TIN MAN -We're going to get you to the Wizard.
SCARECROW-We certainly are!
LION-Would it do any good if I roared?
DOROTHY-Auntie Em was so good to me and I never appreciated it. Running away and hurting her feelings. Oh, I'll never forgive
myself!
GUARD-Oh, please don't cry any more. I'll get you into the Wizard somehow. Come in. I had an Aunt Em myself once.
OZ'S VOICE-I am Oz, the Great and Powerful! Who are you?
DOROTHY-If you please, I am Dorothy, the small and meek. We've come to ask YouOZ'S VOICE-Silence! The Great and Powerful Oz knows why you have come and I will grant you your wishes. But first, you must prove
yourselves worthy by performing a very small task. Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West.
LION- But that sounds terribly scary!
OZ'S VOICE-Bring me her broomstick, and I'll grant your wishes. Now, go!
TIN MAN- If we get the witches broomstick it will be like magic… like we are defying gravity!
DEFYING GRAVITY – GROUPS E & F
WITCH – Defying gravity eh?
Lead Monkey 1 - Lookie here… our little party's just beginning!
Lead Monkey 2 - Thought you'd be pretty foxy, didn't you?
MONKEY-LAILA– You have made the witch very mad.
MONKEY-SHUYLER ALBAN- It is never good to make the witch mad.
MONKEY-SOPHIA STEWART– She IS the wicked witch you know!
MONKEY-LUCY ARPS- You should have never come here.
MONKEY-ADDISON MCDONOUGH- You should have listened to her warnings.
MONKEY-MILLY BARRETT- Now you are in for it!
MONKEY-STELLA COLON- You have really done it now…
Lead Monkey 1 - The witch is going to start in on you right here - one after the other!
Witch - How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
SCARECROW-No -- No -- No -- No!
DOROTHY POURS WATER BUCKET ON WITCH
Lead Monkey 2 – Ohhh, look what you’ve done!
WITCH- I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world -- what a world!
Lead Monkey 1 - Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy the witch’s beautiful wickedness!?
MONKEY-SADIE ENDERSON-She's gone!
MONKEY-SOFIA SORTINO-Look at what you have done!
DOROTHY-I didn't mean to!
MONKEY-LILLY SANTILLAN-Hail to Dorothy!
MONKEY-ADDISON REHEIS-The Wicked Witch is gone!
MONKEY-DYLAN ONG-Hail to Dorothy we are free!
DOROTHY-You mean you're all happy about it?
MONKEY-FINLEY OLSON-SAWYER-Very happy! Now she won't be able to hit us with a broom anymore!
TIN MAN-The broom!
DOROTHY-May we have it?
MONKEY-SADIE ENDERSON-Please! Take it with you!
MONKEY-DALILAH ENDERSON-Now you can go back to the Wizard and tell him the Wicked Witch is gone!
OZ'S VOICE-Can I believe my eyes? What have you come back with?
DOROTHY-We've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her.
OZ'S VOICE-You melted her?!
TOTO-Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us.
OZ'S VOICE-Not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow!
DOROTHY-Tomorrow? Oh, but I want to go home now.
OZ'S VOICE-Do not question the Great and Powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow!
TOTO-If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises!(reveals the wizard)
OZ'S VOICE-Oh - I - Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. Go before I lose my temper! The Great and Powerful Oz has
spoken!
TIN MAN-Who are you?
OZ'S VOICE-Well, I am the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz.
DOROTHY-You are?
LION-I don't believe you!
DOROTHY -You're a very bad man!
WIZARD-Oh, no, I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad Wizard.
TOTO-You'd better be good enough to give us all what you promised!
WIZARD-But you've got them. You've had them all along!
ALL TOGETHER-We did?!
WIZARD-Why, anybody can have a brain. But! They have one thing you haven't got! A diploma! Therefore, I hereby give you the
honorary degree of Thinkology!
SCARECROW-I’ve got a brain!
WIZARD-And for you Lion, I award you the Triple Cross. You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!
LION-Oh shucks, folks, I'm speechless!
WIZARD-And for you Tinman, your heart. A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
TIN MAN-I can feel it beating already!
TOTO-Hey, what about Dorothy?
WIZARD-I’m sorry my dear, but I don’t think I’m a clever enough wizard to grant you your wish.
DOROTHY-Oh, now I'll never get home!
LION-Stay with us, then, Dorothy. We all love you.
DOROTHY-Oh, that's very kind of you but this could never be like Kansas. Oh, what am I going to do?
LION-Look! Here's someone who can help you!
Toto- Glinda, will you help us? Can you help us?
GLINDA-You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.
TOTO-Then why didn't you tell her before?
GLINDA-Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it for herself.
TIN MAN-What have you learned, Dorothy?
DOROTHY-I learned that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard. Because if it
isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?
GLINDA-That's all it is!
SCARECROW-But that's so easy! I should have thought of it for you.
TIN MAN-I should have felt it in my heart.
GLINDA-She had to find it out for herself. Now, those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds!
DOROTHY-Oh, it's going to be so hard to say goodbye. I love you all.
SCARECROW, TIN MAN, AND LION – (crying) Goodbye Dorothy, goodbye toto.
GLINDA-Are you ready now?
Toto-Yes, we’re ready
GLINDA-Then Dorothy close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself: "There's no place like home.”
DOROTHY-There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
AUNT EM-Dorothy! Is that you?
UNCLE HENRY-Oh Dorothy, where have you been? We’ve been so worried!
DOROTHY-Oh Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! I promise I’ll never leave ever again! There’s really no place like home!
Somewhere Over The Rainbow – ALL SING