MONEY FOR NOTHING

Money For Nothing
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“MONEY FOR NOTHING”
By
Dire Straits
Money For Nothing
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.
MONEY FOR NOTHING
Now look at them professors
That’s the way you do it
You go to college and get your ph.D.
MONEY FOR NOTHING
That ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothing and your perks for free
MONEY FOR NOTHING
Now that ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them profs ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on their typing finger
Maybe get a blister on their typing thumb
MONEY FOR NOTHING
We gotta install capillary columns
Give our posters at Societies
we gotta pass those qualifiers
We gotta fix those HPLCs
Money For Nothing
See that professor with the bow tie and the long locks
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That there professor's got his own big business
That there professor he's a millionaire
MONEY FOR NOTHING
We gotta install capillary columns
Give our posters at Societies
we gotta pass those qualifiers
We gotta fix those HPLCs
Money For Nothing
I gotta learn to write those papers
I gotta learn to write those grants
Watchin them profs
hoppin' all over the planet
This week Hawaii,
maybe next week it’s France
MONEY FOR NOTHING
Fillin' out papers and goin' to meetings
Sure sounds simple far as I can see
That ain't workin'
that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin'
and your perks for free
MONEY FOR NOTHING
We gotta install capillary columns
Give our posters at Societies
we gotta pass those qualifiers
We gotta fix those HPLCs
MONEY FOR NOTHING
That ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
You go to college and get your Ph.D.
That ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
Get you money for nothin’
and your perks for free
MONEY FOR NOTHING
Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free
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Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free
$
Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free
$
Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free
$
Money For Nothing
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.
I want my.....I want my Ph.D.