De-Motivational Posters
Not All Pain is Gain
If We Don’t Take Care of the Customer
Maybe They’ll Stop Bugging Us.
For Every Winner, There Are Dozens of Losers.
Odds are You’re One of Them.
When Your Best Just Isn’t Good Enough
If You Can’t Learn to Do Something Well,
Learn to Enjoy Doing it Poorly.
It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won’t Notice
the Difference Until It’s Too Late.
It Could Be That The Purpose of Your Life Is
Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, But Lightning Kills
Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It.
Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time,
But Laziness Always Pays Off Now.
Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit,
But Those Who Never Win AND Never Quit Are Idiots.