Expendables 2 Cast: Movie Drinking Games
To celebrate the release of Expendables 2 – staring the best action heroes of all time - we decided to
compile a list of classic action movies, and create drinking games to them. Just like Expendables 2,
our list includes: Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Van Damme and more - your
testosterone levels will defiantly be through the roof.
Any 80s/90s kid will tell you that they don’t make action films as good as they used to. Yeah, some of
them when watched back today would be considered cheesy, but that is what made them great. And
when we heard that Stallone was taking some of the best action stars from our generation and
throwing them into a mega-team up project, our lives were complete.
Everything below is self-explanatory really. Pick a film, drink a sip of beer every time something
under the “1 drink” happens and down your beer when the “full drink” rule happens. If you have
one, a <a href="http://www.beerbongbros.co.uk/">beer bong</a> works great for the full beer
rules, but remember to pause the movie until everyone has used it.
Expendables 1 Drinking Game
Release Date: 2010
Main Actors from Expendables 2: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy
Couture, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke.
Film Summary
Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) is the leader of a team of mercenaries known as the Expendables.
Between them they are highly skilled mercenaries and specialise in martial arts, heavy weapons,
combat and more. Their next mission is to take out a corrupt military leader and a rogue CIA
operative on a South American island, but when a woman gets involved, Barney arranged plans
change.
1 Drink:
- Whenever you hear the word “Brother”
- Whenever someone is killed
- If something explodes
- When you hear a pun or joke regarding one of the actors previous roles
Full Drink:
- When the harbour is blown up
Kickboxer Drinking Game
Release Date: 1989
Main Actor from Expendables 2: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Film Summary
Kurt Sloan (Jean-Claude Van Damme) is corner-man for his older brother, Eric Sloan who is the
current U.S. kickboxing champion. After defeating the best, Eric Sloan arranges to go to Thailand to
fight the best kickboxers in the word. He is met in the ring with Thailand champion Tong Po but he
soon realises that the Thailand do not fight the same way he does and ends up becoming paralyzed
by the hands of Tong Po. Kurt now seeks revenge and with the help of Zion, who is one of the best
kickboxing trainers gets to work training for revenge he so desperately seeks.
1 Drink:
- When Van Damme Kicks
- When you hear the word “Brother”
- When you hear the word “Hospital”
- When Van Damme does the splits
- When Van Damme is seen drinking
Full drink:
- Van Damme Kicks the tree down
- When Van Damme beats Tong Po
Either:
Take 1 gulp when Van Damme kicks the tree or just down a full beer. Warning there is a lot of
kicking.
Rocky 4 Drinking Game
Release Date: 1985
Main Actors from Expendables 2: Sylvester Stallone & Dolph Lundgren
Film Summary
Rocky Balboa is still the current heavyweight champion of the world. He agrees to trainer Apollo
Creed for an exhibition match against Soviet boxer, Ivan Drago, but when Apollo Creed is killed by
the hands of Ivan Drago, Rocky vows for revenge and commences training.
1 Drink:
- When a punch is thrown
- Every time Rocky says “Yo” or “You know?”
- Every time Ivan Drago is referenced to as being better than Rocky
- Every time an 80s styled song is played in the background
Full Drink
- When the Eye of the Tiger song plays
Die Hard 3 Drinking Game
Release Date: 1995
Main Actor from Expendables 2: Bruce Willis
Film Summary
In this 3rd instalment, John McClane (Bruce Willis) is 1 step away from being a full-blown alcoholic
and had his NYPD privileges revoked. A man who goes by the name of Simon decides he wants to
play a game with John McClane called "Simon Says", were Mr. McClane has to do exactly what he
says or a bomb will blow in a public place. It is now up to JM to race around New York City with the
help of a Harlem electrician to prevent another bomb going off and to figure out who Simon is.
1 Drink:
- When someone is using a phone
- When you hear the word "Simon"
- When you hear the word "McClane"
- When there is a reference to a bomb
- Whenever this is a reference to John McClane’s hangover
Demolition Man Drinking Game
Release Date: 1993
Main Actor from Expendables 2: Sylvester Stallone
Film Summary
John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone), a cop who is wrongly convicted, is frozen along with Simon
Phoenix in 1996 due to Phoenix blowing up a building of innocent people. In the 21st century,
Phoenix is thawed, but returns to his criminal ways. As the 21st century is crime free they don’t know
how to deal with such situations and decide to thaw Spartan in the hope of recapturing Phoenix.
1 Drink:
- When the buzzer/ticket machine goes off
- When you feel they have tried to dramatically change something due to it being set in the future
- When someone fires a gun
- When Spartan or Phoenix are referred to as being like Cavemen or anything similar
- When a reference to the 90s is made
2 Drinks
- When Lenina (Sandra Bullock) messes up a 90s saying
Full Drink
- When the crazy futuristic sex scene starts
Universal Soldier Drinking Game
Release Date: 1992
Main Actor from Expendables 2: Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren
Film Summary
Luc (Van Damme) and Scott (Dolph Lundgren) are killed in Vietnam. The army however has a secret
project and are able to bring back dead soldiers as near-perfect killing machines. Traumatised by
Vietnam, Scott faces the issue of going on a killing spree and taking orders, while Luc has flashbacks
of Vietnam and turns to the good side.
1 Drink:
- When Van Damme Kicks
- When Dolph kills someone
- Whenever you hear the word "soldier"
2 Drinks:
- When a Grenade is thrown
Full Drink:
- When Van Damme is butt naked
- At the end of the end fight between Van Damme and Dolph
Judge Dredd Drinking Game
(I am the LEAW!)
Release Date: 1995
Main Actor from Expendables 2: Sylvester Stallone
Film Summary
In the year 2139, the world’s justice system is rendered useless and collapses. The earth has become
a desolate place full of violence. Just when there seems to be no hope, a new justice system
emerges known as “Judges” with their aims in mind: Police, Jury and Executioner. Joseph Dredd
(Sylvester Stallone) is the most feared of them all, but when he is wrongly charged of murder, he
may face life in prison.
1 Drink:
- When Dredd raises his voice
- When a gun is talked to
- When Rob Schneider gets scared
- Whenever someone says "The Counsel"
2 Drinks:
- When Dredd says "I knew you’d say that"
Terminator 2 Drinking Game
Release Date: 1991
Main Actor from Expendables 2: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Film Summary
John Connor, the future leader of the resistance is the new target for termination after a 10 year gap
between the first attempt to kill his mother Sarah Connor. A terminator has been sent back in time
to kill John when he is a young boy. Luckily enough the resistance managed to also send back a
protector to aid John Connor’s safety.
1 Drink:
- When the T-1000 (liquid man) changes shape
- When John Connor's voice breaks
- When there is a reference to the future
- When John demands something
2 Drinks:
- Every time a shotgun is fired
Full Drink
- When you hear the phrase "I'll be back"
That’s your lot everyone; they should keep you busy for a little while. Let us know below if you feel
we have missed out a film on our list.