IN THE DITCH
REMEMBER THIS NEWS SHEET IS A CLUB EFFORT.
WITHOUT MEMBER INPUT IT WILL NOT EXIST
FROM THE BOARD
CHAIRMANS REPORT
I begin this Report with some sadness. A good friend of
ours from our early days at the club has passed away.
Bob Squire, a Past President, and BDBA Delegate and
widely remembered as a top Coach. Bob had not been
well for some time and my thoughts are with Bob’s wife
Jean and their son and daughter and families. I know he
would make an excellent lead for his Skip, God. Also our
thoughts are also with Cheryl LaCerf, our Ladies Vice
President on the passing of her Dad.
On another not so sad note – I have been informed that
this edition of “In the Ditch” will be the last by our Editor
Ray Paterson. Ray has put a lot time and effort in
producing this fine newsletter for some time. For those of
you who may not recall, I was the Editor of our newsletter
before and during the building of our greens and
clubhouse – Yes I was lucky, I didn’t have to look far for a
scoop, there was always something doing, someone
hitting the wrong nail, the pool was endless. Mind you
there were pages lost, red penned or re-written, whereby
hundreds of trees ended up in the waste paper bin,
resulting in a simple 2 page newsletter. Those days,
delivery was by hand to our members.
So Ray, as you begin your well-deserved break, Thanks
for what you have done, well done. Our next newsletter
Editor will have some big shoes to fill. But knowing the
person you are, you will be there to offer a helping hand
when needed.
On a lighter note, did you all see the new Lights on our
Greens? Thanks to our Grants Committee, our past
Secretary and not forgetting Gerry Jnr. We can see the
difference. The best things we can give these people are
for us to play a night game of bowls.
Talking about Greens, get your names down early for a
game of bowls as No 2 Green will be out from Tuesday
17th November till sometime in January 2016.
Soon the ‘old slide in letters’ Sign next to the Carlton Sign
on Samford Road, will be removed. On our permit
application with the BCC, it was revealed that this sign
was on Main Roads property, so we had to change our
plans – that’s why our new LED Sign is mounted on the
Left hand side of the post and not the right hand side.
Before you say the sign is ‘only one sided’, only trees will
see the sign for the other way. Keep an eye on this sign,
there will be different messages every 8-10 seconds and
can vary from day to day.
We have re-introduced a new incentive (come again)
whereby if you bring a new member to the club (with full
membership) you will receive half your club membership
back. We need new full members.
You may have seen the posters around the club for a
new type of a game of bowls called Jack Attack. This
concept of a game of bowls is designed for those people
who are ‘time poor’. Who hasn’t heard this from our kids,
young families? Jack Attack is for non-bowlers and is
played over an hour to seventy minutes (unlike our all
afternoon games) and the bowls are supplied. You may
ask why am I telling you full bowlers this. As a bowler, I
am asking you to support this event to get a team
together and give them a hint or two, introduce them to
the game. Why not sponsor a team or even get a
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sponsor for them. Ok they are non-bowlers; one never
knows how many champions start their chosen sport this
way. Get a team together and let Jnr Lindsay know and if
we get enough support we could offer some good prizes.
At the District’s Presidents at Home day (Men’s and
Ladies) played at New Farm, I felt very proud to belong to
Ferny Grove, when not only the President but also the
Chairman announced the clean sweep by our Men’s
bowling division in Pennants. Also equally fine efforts
done by our Ladies. To all our Pennant players, well
done, you have done us proud.
Also I would like to make a special congratulation to Sue
Bond. Sue represented the state of Queensland in the
‘Over somethings’ competition in Tasmania and brought
home the bacon and the apples.
In all, 2015 has been very good for our bowls and if we
keep supporting our Club it will be a successful year for it
too.
Ok I’ll stop now. Good bowling and good luck in the
State pennant finals.
Ian Christie
Board Chairman
Year to Date
$56,951.91
$14,677.49
2015
2014
$100,415.42
$82,639.12
$70,160.56
-$226,167.32
-$124,226.34
-$165,569.41
$200,944.24
$167,524.05
$187,938.89
Net Keno Income
$2,825.86
$414.58
-$2,257.66
Net TAB Income
-$3,821.94
-$6,359.62
-$8,303.66
Net Bowls Income
$16,411.76
$42,236.72
$22,919.85
Net Profit/Loss
$90,608.02
$162,228.51
$104,888.57
Net Bar Trading
Net General
Income
Net Gaming
Income
Budget
$42,274.42
34.72%
LADIES DIVISION PRESIDENTS REPORT
Everyone is looking forward to the State Division 1
Pennant Finals on 28-29th November 2016 – can we
be second time lucky? Why not?
The “B” Singles has been won by Maureen Napier.
Consistency Finals was won by Patsy Saunders.
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TREASURERS REPORT
Hi again everyone
Finished the month of October with a Net Profit of
$15,547.47 and our year to date Net Profit is
$162,228.51. The outstanding ATO debt has now been
cleared.
After reducing the club's Liabilities and paying for
improved Fixed Assets (Greens lighting $23,490 and
Digital Street Sign $7000) we are left with a Net Cash
Position of $56,950 (approx.).
We have to ensure we are in a position to handle any
unexpected costs. So we are maintaining the
management plan of the previous Board, and by acting
frugally we will be in a good position for the future. It is
the members of the Club, and more specifically the many
volunteers who give their time, that are keeping the Club
in an improving position.
Regards
Ken Strickland (Treasurer)
Ferny Grove team of S. Bond, R. Imberger, P.
Saunders and J. Collingwood were victorious in the
District Senior 4’s competition.
Sue Bond was also a member of the State Senior’s
over 60 Fours that played in Launceston in
Tasmania recently and they won. Well done Qld
and Sue. Great honour.
The Pink Day held on 20th Oct was very successful
and $250 was donated to Cancer. Thank you ladies
for your efforts.
Melbourne Cup day was a huge success and was
enjoyed by all – food was great. Thanks to Paul and
Maryanne.
Bev Brunton is recovering well from a major kidney
operation, also Jacki Hansen and Helen McConnel
are improving and we look forward to seeing them
back on the Green in the New Year. Anyone else
not feeling on top of things, we wish you well.
Good bowling all and we wind down for the festive
season.
Noelene Christie, Ladies President
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Financial Report 31/10/2015
Year to Date
Net Cash Position
(approx.)
Budget
2015
Income
$931,118.36
$993,493.48
-$62,375.12
2014
-6.28%
%
Cost of Sales
$185,962.15
$189,000.00
-$3,037.85
-1.61%
Gross Profit
$745,156.21
$804,493.48
-$59,337.27
-7.38%
Expenses
$581,812.43
$713,885.46
-$132,073.03
-18.50%
Net Profit
$162,228.51
$90,608.02
$71,620.49
79.04%
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extremely talented club member, introduced Jan to art.
She claims that the man’s knowledge of the subject is
beyond belief. Jan’s family home shows a wonderful
display of her talent.
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Jan has been a member since 2006 and recalls
accompanying John on a bowls weekend in Lismore.
She enjoyed what she saw and became a playing
member. Jan has played 2nd division level in pennants
and has competed in Saturday Divisions Open and has
won two badges in the process. Jan is currently a
volunteer assistant in the Club’s Office.
ON THE LOG WITH SNOZ –
Person most admired – my Mother.
JAN KROGH
Favourite music/songs – attends Coolies Rocks yearly;
likes all music except rap; rock ‘n roll rates highly; Buddy
Holly songs often entertain the whole street as Jan sings
along. Can bash out a tune on the piano.
Most Treasured Possession/s
Her best mate since she was 17 – one absolutely
delightful John and her family.
Most Important Lesson in Life
Do not take it for granted.
Favourite Film – musicals.
Jan was born in the Royal Brisbane Hospital in January,
one year. She grew up in the Wooloowin area with two
sisters and four brothers. Her early education was at the
Holy Cross Convent and secondary schooling at Mt St
Joseph’s at Nundah.
Employment/Personal
Jan chose a secretarial/clerical career, firstly in a
Transport Department and later to a medical office outlet.
At the age of 17 she met the love of her life – and later
married the guy. Jan and John have two adult sons and
four (so far) grandchildren.
Memories of Early Childhood
(i) A whack on the back of her hand if she didn’t meet her
Dad’s expectations of table manners;
(ii) Playing cricket and go-karting in the street with her
very protective brothers. Providing she had a good
game, Jan was assured of a spot on the interchange
bench for the following day’s game of ‘the street’s’ rugby
match.
Sporting Interests
Jan has a keen interest in most sports. She has played
netball and tennis. John introduced her to rugby league
as he played for Norths at a senior level. The
combination of having four brothers and John’s football
mates always ensured that Jan had multiple (female)
friends around the house.
Next 12 months
Continue our current lifestyle as we enjoy full retirement
and expand into the world of travel, not necessarily
overseas.
Conclusion
Thanks for your participation in our ‘On the Log’ Jan.
Good luck for the future and good bowling. …John –
your shout.
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SICK LIST
John Armstrong – Hip replacement –Home now and
can be found hobbling around. Should be back at
the club in the not so distant future.
George Clark – Had a turn last Saturday and was
kept in hospital for some days under observation.
No major problems found. Should be home now,
according to Doreen.
Heather O’Shea had a pacemaker fitted on Friday.
Still in hospital for some more tests but doing OK.
See the Ladies Division President’s report for more
“sick lady” information.
Other interests
Gardening and oil painting. Noel Ogden, another
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Do you fancy having naming rights to an
Club Record?
Little schooling required.
Simply maintain the Club Member Email
Register and distribute important emails to
Club Members, as required by various
committee and Board members, normally, at
short notice.
Owing to the retirement of the current
Senior Editorial Team Member
We have an urgent requirement to fill this
position.
Position requirements:
Full training given. Allow 10 minutes
Position available at earliest convenience of
Member applying to:
Naturally offensive temperment
required to entice monthly updates
from Senior club officials.
Lack of a need to be appreciated
for efforts undertaken.
Clinically proven thick skin so that
adverse comments don’t cause
harm.
Ray Paterson
Retiring Email Registrar and Transmitter
Apply, in person, to Brian, the Bar
Manager. Applicants MAY get a free beer.
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Don’t forget
the Club
Bistro
.
Paul and Maryanne now have their full menu in
operation.
Please pop in and have lunch or dinner to show
your support. They are open from Tuesday to
Saturday for Lunch and Dinner and will
accommodate functions on Sundays and Mondays.
It looks like bookings are essential on some nights,
so be early.
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Everyone is waiting with baited
breath for the draw for Super
Challenge and Alex Gow Trophy
draws.
Who will not be happy!!!
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Editorial Team Comment
The following rules of Etiquette were sourced via the Bowls Queensland website and apply to every affiliated
club member in Queensland.
’Etiquette:
This subject is a major part of the conduct of lawn bowls and has been part of the game since the game began.
One definition of the word etiquette is “code of behaviour.” First and foremost adhere to the old cliché. ”Do
unto others as you would others do unto you.”
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Do not behave in any way that would bring you, your club or the game into disrepute.

Do not wander around or move about the head when a player is about to deliver a bowl, and
particularly do not stand in the line with the boundary pegs.

Do not converse loudly whilst a player is about to deliver a bowl.

Standing behind the player and shouting compliments or encouragement to a player, or players, on
another rink is certainly distracting and should not take place when any player is preparing to
deliver a bowl on your rink.

Do not intrude onto an adjacent rink.
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Be courteous at all times.

It is customary to invite your opponent to join you in a friendly drink on completion of the game.

Always remember that good sportsmanship in relation to your team mates and opponents; in turn
this will be reciprocated.

It is customary to pick up the mat in any game whenever your opponent has delivered the last bowl
of the end.

You must not be in the opponents area of play after your bowl comes to rest (this is the head or the
mat area). The rule states that the possession of the rink is in the control of your opponent when
your bowl comes to rest.
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The lead in a team game, or opponent in a singles game, is to pick up the jack and hand to their
opponent at the start of an end.

When you play against an opponent on your own green, remember you are the host and must treat
that player and team as guests, be sociable at all times and display a friendly manner.

Always be gracious in defeat and humble in victory.

Do not blame outside influences for your defeat, such as the green, the weather conditions, your
opponent’s lucky shots, the umpire or spectators.

No matter how good you are, or think you are, all players have the capabilities of playing well on a
given day. Accept the defeat and give credit to your opponent in a sportsman like manner.

Do not show your displeasure by being ungracious to your opponent. Be the first to offer your hand
in congratulations for a game well played.
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When an umpire is requested to decide a measure situation, indicate the bowls in dispute and retire
from the area so the umpire can complete his/her job. Accept the decision without displaying signs
of disagreement.

Ensure you follow the dress regulations. Clubs should have regulations displayed in a prominent
position.
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When you have the services of a marker, it is of utmost importance that you extend your thanks and
appreciations for the services rendered, and offer a refreshment on completion of the game.

Bowls should not be dropped onto the green.
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Don’t abuse the privileges of the club.
There are many forms of etiquette and the above is an outline of some to help you. Remember bowls is a
friendly game. Let the exercise of consideration for others, courtesy and good sportsmanship add charm to a
skilful and rewarding sport.
As indicated in the introduction, etiquette is mainly about treating one another the way bowlers expect to be
treated themselves. Considerate thought and common sense are the keys to acceptable standards.
The Editorial Team
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OK Ladies and Gents
On this note, I bow out from editing ITD each month – well almost each month. This also applies to
maintaining the MIS (Member Information Spreadsheet} and sending emails as required.
My wife has requested that we spend considerably more time touring Australia, this coming year. She
has it all planned. First trip early new year. Second trip right in the middle of Super Challenge. Midyear trip at the beginning of Pennants Season. So it goes on - I think everyone will get the idea!
I thank those half-dozen members who said, “Well done” and/or “Good job, this month”. I won’t
mention names but you know who you are. I hope that the same or better enthusiasm
Is shown to the next Editor.
Any member interested in either deserted vacated position, come and see me. I will give you exactly
the same information that I was given four years ago. I think that I have the original blank sheet of A4
paper.
Have a great Christmas and New Year. Of course that includes a safe one.
Great Bowls to all
Ray Paterson
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FOR THE MEN – YOU’RE SURE TO RECOGNISE SOMEONE
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FOR THE LADIES - THE EDITORS THOUGHT THAT SOME OF THESE MAY RUFFLE TOO MANY
FEATHERS BUT – WHAT THE HELL!!!
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