WHEREAS, following what has been conceded as the dumbest play call in the history of the Super Bowl by Seahawks coaches; WHEREAS, Seattle’s Quarterback Russell Wilson puts the game on his back and blows it; WHEREAS, the Seattle Seahawks now have a losing record of 1-2 in the Super Bowl; WHEREAS, Seattle’s Legion of Boom (read: fizzle) gave up a 10-point 4th Quarter lead, the largest come from behind victory in the second-half of the Super Bowl; WHEREAS, the 12s, who have shown (obnoxious) team spirit promptly turned on their team and its coaching staff and jumped off the bandwagon following the loss at Super Bowl XLIX; WHEREAS, the Seahawks displayed unsportsmanlike conduct throughout the game through boorish touchdown celebrations that even the broadcasting network refused to show and by instigating a brawl at the conclusion of the game; call for NOW, THEREFORE, I, Jay Inslee, Governor of the state of Washington, do hereby That February 1st be declared throughout the State of Washington now and forever as Seattle Seahawks’ Fan’s Bandwagon Day AND Seattle Seahawks’ Official Choke Day. and I urge all 12s to recognize that this is just a game by which is in part funded by the taxpayers of this State to pay for a stadium where the Seattle Seahawks play which is owned by a billionaire. Signed this 2nd day of February, 2015
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