the MOTORHOMER Quarterly Issue No 1; March 2014 The official publication of the MOTORHOME CLUB OF SOUTH AFRICA Magazine editor: Ari Korver Website: www.motorhomeclub.co.za Web-master: Gert Duvenage ([email protected]) NATIONAL ([email protected]; Tel: 012 460 8407 Cell: 082 850 6613 Fax: 086 270 3671) EASTERN CAPE REGION P.O. Box 3264, Cresta, 2118 Chairman: Ari Korver Tel/Fax: 011 768 4098; Cell: 083 325 6129 E-Mail: [email protected] Secretary: Lesley Farquharson Tel/Cell: 083 307 8670 E-Mail: [email protected] Treasurer: Gert Prinsloo Tel: 011 826 3705; Cell: 079 330 9759 E-Mail: [email protected] 9 Retlaw Acres, Walter Road, Charlo, Port Elizabeth, 6070 Chairman: Jim Walter Tel/Fax: 041 368 8636; Cell: 083 470 0996 E-mail: [email protected] Secretary: Jean Walter Tel: 041 368 8636 Cell: 073 159 1189 E-mail: [email protected] Treasurer: Garda Swart Tel: 041 933 2424; Cell: 083 654 1844 E-mail: [email protected] NORTHVAAL REGION KWAZULU-NATAL REGION WESTERN CAPE REGION MPUMALANGA REGION 38 Goodman Street, Rynfield Benoni 1504 Chairman: Nowell Griffin Tel/Fax: 012 664 2975; Cell: 082 787 5468 E-Mail: [email protected] Secretary: Annie & Peter Wood Tel/Cell: 083 230 0645; 082 892 2563 E-Mail: mcsa.northvaal @gmail.com Treasurer: Gert Prinsloo Tel: 011 826 3705; Cell: 083 325 6129 E-Mail: [email protected] P.O. Box 115, Bettysbay, 7141 Chairman : Serfie Potgieter Tel/Fax: 082 570 2830 E-Mail : [email protected] Secretary: Karin Potgieter Tel: 028 272 9244; Cell: 084 652 7318 E-Mail : [email protected] Treasurer: Pieter Richard Tel: 021 852 1577; Cell: 083 288 5072 E-Mail: [email protected] GARDEN ROUTE REGION P. O. Box 2757, George, 6530 Chairman: Albert Theron Tel/Fax: 044 871 2514; Cell: 083 386 0340 E-Mail: [email protected] Secretary: Jackie Theron Tel: 044 871 2514; Cell: 083 294 0606 E-Mail: [email protected] Treasurer: Naas Rabie Tel: 044 382 3835 Cell: 083 430 7362 E-Mail: [email protected] P.O. Box 39274, Queensburgh, KZN 4070 Chairman: Tim Swanepoel Tel/Fax: 034 212 3570; Cell: 082 801 3859 E-mail: [email protected] Secretary: Rosemary Harlow Tel/Fax: 031 464 1064; Cell: 083 236 5722 E-mail: [email protected] Treasurer: Marianne Wardle Tel/Cell: 082 414 8425 E-Mail: [email protected] P. O. Box 9151314, Faerie Glen, 0043 Chairman: John Acutt Tel/Fax: 011 805 3458; Cell: 083 225 1100 E-Mail: [email protected] Secretary: Aloma Faasen Tel/Cell: 083 254 3285 E-Mail: [email protected] Treasurer: Tienie Wessels Tel: 012 804 1472; Cell: 083 550 1408 E-Mail: [email protected] [email protected] CLUB INSURANCE BROKERS: Manny Garrun & Sons P.O. Box 92337, Norwood 2117 Tel: 011 694 5000 Fax: 011 694 5111 General Enquiries: Annamarie E-mail: [email protected] Johan Marais E-Mail: [email protected] The Motorhome Club of South Africa, its various Committees and Editors, remind readers that information in this magazine offers no implication as to correctness, or any form of recommendation or endorsement, be it articles, adverts, technical input, or other subjects given in submissions to the Editors. The MCSA and its respective office-bearers do not accept any responsibility for performance or correctness thereof. MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 – PAGE 1 FROM THE EDITOR’S DESK “Everybody made the effort, young and old alike, English speaking and Afrikaans speaking to reach out and give of themselves for the benefit of the weekend and our time together” These are the words with which Jim Williams describes the attitude of the first group of motorhomers, who gathered at Lover's Rock way back in 1984. And that, in my experience, is still the disposition of active Motorhome Club members at rallies wherever one goes; people with an open mind and an open heart; who prefer to embrace rather than to push away, to help rather than to hinder and to give rather than to pocket for themselves. We are celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the MCSA; our Club! Let us not forget that we are the Club! In the days of its beginning, rally organisers used to try and arrange for rallies on week-ends when the moon was full (so I am told) to facilitate evenings spent outside in nature, chatting and laughing. In the next 30 years, may the light continue to shine over the Motorhome Club of South Africa, day and night. Jacques Naude Garden Route CHAIRMANS REPORT Has 2014 not started with a big bang? January has come and gone and here we are in February with the first edition for this year. I would like to start by extending a huge and big thanks to Jacques from the Garden Route who has collected all the interesting articles for this edition. Baie dankie Meneer Naude vir al jou moeite en energie wat jy ingesit het. Dit was ook Jacques se idee om artikels te kry wat bietjie terug kyk op wat die laatste dertig jaar in die klub gebeur het! Ek is seker julle sal almal plesier daaruit kry en vir elkeen wat insette gelewer het namens ons almal : Baie Dankie! Our festivities are around the corner and one picks up a general anticipation and expectancy coupled with great energy from all those that are going to attend. One would love to see all members at the rally at Forever Resort but given the economy we are experiencing, personal commitments as well as unexpected health issues from some of our members it is understandable that this unfortunately not achievable. By wyse van die volgende edisie hoop ons om u almal iets te kan gee van die gebeure. Gegewe die inhoud van die uitgawe wil ek u nie baie langer besig hou nie en al wat ek graag sal wil doen is om u aan te raai om die uitgawe met baie genot van kant tot kant te lees! Until the next time we meet my wish is that you enjoy your motorhome and where you see your way open to join us on any of our rallies – PLEASE DO – we look forward to seeing you! Motorhome salutations. Ari MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 2 NEW MEMBERS/OBITUARY/HISTORY NEW MEMBERS The movement of members continue to surprise us with members resigning /disappearing but then we have new members joining again. Below are 18 new members to the club whom have joined since the last edition. From all of us a very hearty welcome! Please make contact with your local chairperson (See page 1 of the edition). Een van die klub se doelstellinge is juis om die motorwoonwa te geniet en saam met mense wat dieselfde liefde vir hul motorwoonwa en die buitelewe het te beleef! Naas raad en lekker kuier is die byeenkomste dit wat uself daarvan maak! Kom sluit aan en sien hoe lekker dit is! Western Cape Region Fourie,.Willem & Rina – 021-856-0330 Jackson,.Geoff & Teresa - 021-913-2661 Lourens Ian & Estelle – 082-335-7933 Pretorius. Giel & Christine – 022-772-1830 Northvaal Region Dry, Eddie & Elmien – 011-682-2311 Grant, Mike & Suzanne – 012-997-0095 La Grange, .Sanet & Christo – 012-567-0010 Swart,.Danie & Ellen – 083-294-4306 Derham.Ruth – 011-680-7043 M.C.S.A. WHERE DID IT ALL START? By Jim Williams “You must be mad, R16500 for a campervan! Do you know how many weeks you can have in a 5 star hotel for that amount of money?” The year 1983, and I was 41, having just been to the Rand Easter Show at the Milner Park Show Grounds where I met Wildrich Groenewald (unfortunately now deceased) and Jack Raves with their new start-up company, W.J. Motorhomes. This started my affair with motor homes and motor homing. Having contracted them to build one of their Companions for us and 3 months later we were able to go down to Vereeniging to collect our brand new possession and leave on holiday with our two young boys. Having set off nomadically to “explore” South Africa, one thing we did soon realise was that having somebody else around and in tow to share these new adventures with Mpumalanga Region Pienaar,.Tom & Ina – 082-564-2064 Meintjes.Gerrie & Ulricke – 012-661-1613 Wilkes. Mark & Sandy – 082-852-7199 Garden Route Region Van Vuuren,.Ina – 044-533-0402 Eastern Cape Region Wampach,.David & Brenda – 041-955-5872 KwaZulu Natal Region Battis Fraser.Thelma & Shawn – 082-657-3510 Other Murray,.Mick & Elizabeth – 076-425-6619 Strydom. Fanie & Petro – 051-422-5895 Paul & Bea de Haes We welcome these folks to the Club and trust that they will enjoy the camaraderie! OBITUARY Valerie Millar previously from Northvaal, who recently moved to the Western Cape Region, has passed away. We wish to express our condolences to her family members. would certainly add another valuable dimension to our intrepid experiences. So, soon after our return, I suggested to Wildrich that perhaps it might be a good idea if some of his customers and like-minded folk would be interested in arranging a get together to see if and how we could integrate with one another as motor homers. Wildrich's greatest concern was that he might be seen as “Mr. Big” orchestrating this fledgling motor home industry and promoting himself and his products only. However, Wildrich did set about sounding out a cross section of those people he knew with motor homes in the Transvaal (gee, that's a word from the past –eh!) area. How it was established and agreed upon, I've no idea but the proposal was that a weekend away at Lovers Rock near Magaliesberg became the venue. On Friday 11th February 1984, we set out to find this caravan park/resort completely unprepared as to what to expect! MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 3 HISTORY As we arrived (late as usual) there were already half a dozen or more sparkling new motor homes in various stages of “set-upness” and Wildrich and wife Erika came to welcome and introduce us both in English & Afrikaans to the other gathered folk. Our immediate connection was made with Roy & Josie Shorrock; they also being immigrants originally from Sheffield and Corby. Harry & Doreen Gerson, charming older folk, were also most effusive in their welcoming of us and a good connection was made there. Before we knew it everybody was chatting, offering tea or drinks, snacks and sharing whatever was of common interest. Everybody made the effort, young and old alike, English speaking and Afrikaans speaking to reach out and give of themselves for the benefit of the weekend and our time together. Roy & I both being active sportsmen (as well as hooligans), soon clicked and established ourselves as the active “doers”. Socialising, walking, swimming, braaiing, tea and coffee making, story-telling and before we knew it, Sunday had arrived and it was time to pack up and head for home. But not before we had time to engage as a group and assess our time together at a farewell tea (Ed - Could this have been the start of the custom of chairman's tea ?) where the general and virtually unanimous comments about just how beneficial, relaxing, convivial friendly and “spiritually” refreshing this type of togetherness had been. The die had been cast, the enjoyment triggered, the friendships kindled and the inevitable question was: “When can we do this again?” Should we consider forming a club? Who would be interested to convene such an entity? Etc. etc.? At that stage there were also those present who didn't want to get involved and take it any further, whilst others such as myself, Roy Shorrock, Harry Gerson, Steve Goldstein, Wildrich Groenewald, Jack Raves and Hennie Griesel were all in favour of investigating the next step. Telephone numbers were exchanged and it was agreed that we would organise an inaugural meeting to decide whether or not we should officially launch ourselves as a Club? This first meeting took place in the board room of the offices of Stauch Vorster – Architects and Consulting Engineers in Pretoria where Hennie Griesel had his business interests. The fact that everybody turned up as arranged, basically set the tone for the agreement to proceed and provisional “ job specifications “ were MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 4 handed out. Hennie Griesel was nominated Chairman, Harry Gerson, Treasurer and yours truly finished up being the first “Club” Secretary with the other founders present becoming committee members. Wildrich specifically asked to be excused from any prominent position for fear of clash of interests. It was agreed that Lovers Rock would have the status of our first rally venue and for that Erika (I think) arranged for us to have a little plastic commemorative token as a keepsake and memento for our enjoyable weekend away together. The next (first or was it now the second) official Club rally was organised for the weekend of 22nd June, 1984 at Warmbaths. Harry Gerson's personal friend, Dave ( I don't remember his surname) and also his G.P. was there in his caravan (Ed – Jim I will allow the word just this once!) which was just as well as this place became known as the Jim Williams' “Waterloo venue”. The saga of my hospitalisation for the weekend as well as subsequent “Williams' incidents” branded me as the “to be avoided at all costs problem child!” Towards the end of 1984 I went through some major personal life changing incidents and as a result decided to resign as Club Secretary Fortunately Tiny Steenkamp, who joined the Club soon after it was formed, willingly took over the duties as Secretary and Rally Organiser. In the first few years our rallies were held on an approximately three month basis and relative to the numerical size of the Club exceedingly well attendedpercentage wise. Unfortunately from my rather shallow perspective in 1984, I hadn't seen the bigger picture or past the immediate local folk with whom we interacted and who, at that time, did in fact constitute “The Club”. The idea of a National club with regions & separate administration and goals frankly hadn't crossed my mind, neither had the prospect of a communication medium, broadsheet/magazine, complete with editor etc. None of these entities were considered as “of interest” to me. My only objective was to get away with a group of quality people periodically in order to maximize my motor home utilization. This type of rallying get together, with its camaraderie, certainly seemed to foot the bill perfectly and I was hooked. From the people (club members) who I was talking to at the time, all unanimously agreed that the main purpose of the Club should be an escape route back to happiness free from bureaucracy and the associated imposed rules HISTORY and regulations. We wanted our freedom and enjoyment of life back. Because we had decided to register as a club taking membership fees and administering finances, legally we were bound to produce a written constitution against which we could be held accountable. This we did in committee, and endeavoured to make it as uncomplicated and user- friendly as was possible. Like many things in life, originally done with the best of intentions, there were folk, subsequently who felt the need to nit-pick and change the underlying ethos which established our status in the first instance. As the Club continued to grow and motor home owners from outside of the PWV area started to join, all mainly by word of mouth or Wildrich's connections, it was soon realised that members in the other provinces would find it difficult to join in with the national rallies conducted up in the (then)Transvaal. At that early stage “National” also implied Transvaal and vice versa, which went on to cause all sorts of tension. So soon afterwards the regions, as we know them today, started to appear. Western Cape was the first to became an independent region in July of 1986 under the chairmanship of Chris Boshoff. Only one year later the Eastern Cape and Border region came about under Henri Desmidt's chairmanship. This region stretched from East London right down to Mossel Bay, a distance of 900 km, and nearly as long as its name. This region was later renamed Eastern Cape in 2001. In May 1993, KwaZulu Natal followed suite and became “independent” with Glyn Morris elected as its first chairman. Strangely enough, it was only in 2003 that the Northvaal region was officially established with first Richard Clark and soon afterward Herbie Schaffler at the helm. During 2005 the youngest region of Mpumalanga became autonomous under the leadership of Francois de Wet. With the Eastern Cape region constituting such a massive area, split rallies in combination with combined rallies were first attempted, but with limited success, until in 2009 this region was split and the new southern region of Garden Route came about. Gert Knoche initially chaired its caretaker committee. Fortunately the early days were epitomised by bonhomie, laughter, leg pulling, nonsense, camaraderie, joke and story-telling but above all, genuine wellestablished friendships. Many of which we are still blessed to be connected to today, albeit that far too many have now passed on but remain as pleasant memories .These dear folk embraced us and had significant meaning for us in our relative youth at the time and we will be forever grateful for whatever divine intervention it was that put us in the right place at the right time. As Max Boyce, great Welsh Rugby fan & raconteur (reflecting back to the Halcyon days of great Welsh victories - usually over England) used to say “I WAS THERE – BOY-O!” Schorrock oy Tony Steenkamp and R Wildr ich Groen ewald MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 5 HISTORY The Motorhomer Magazine…. Thirty Years and still going!! by Richard Clark The MCSA all began in 1984 at Lover's Rock. One remaining actively-rallying foundation member is Jim Williams, and I think that it would be appropriate for him to write about those early days. He can also tell you a bit about some of the clowns and crazy characters (some subsequently /consequently deceased) who have become part of Club legend. I bought my motorhome in 1984, but only found out about the MCSA in 1986, the year that I joined. Most of the membership was (and still is) up on the Reef (now Gauteng) area, and the perception prevailed for a long time that Joburg unfairly called all the shots, giving rise to unhappiness in some of the distant areas. Other National Clubs have solved this problem by creating an Association, to which all members have to be affiliates, leaving these affiliated regional clubs to collect their own money and operate their own affairs in a totally independent manner. The MCSA has managed to avoid this, giving us more cohesion to our national institution, despite problems of geographical distance. There was a magazine right from the start, and this remains vital as an integrating element for the MCSA's survival as a national club. The Magazine experienced several stages of the evolutionary processes of the printing method. The typewriter was disappearing, as were the dreaded Gestetner and Roneo machines, with their wax stencils and black ink that if spilt could never be removed from clothing, carpets or anything else. There were the type hammers, impact balls and daisy wheels, the (literal) cutting and pasting of photos, all to compile a master page that could then be duplicated on a (dry Xerox process) photocopier. Final pages then had to be collated, folded and stapled together to make the "newsletter", as it was termed at the early stages. It began in A-5 format, changing to A-4 mid 1988, and back to A-5 about 1995, in order to deal with escalating postage costs. Hans Bouw, a member, offered to print the document professionally, and with superior quality. This business continues to print our magazine today, at a cost that is less than printing the magazine the "old way", improving appearance, and cutting out all the attendant schlep for our committee, buying paper, finding access to a fast photocopier, printing, collating, checking, folding and stapling, before mailing. I gave thought to the inclusion in this article of photos that MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 6 were published in old issues, but the terrible quality of those grey-scale images makes it a worthless effort. As said elsewhere, the magazine serves at the MCSA's communication hub, providing at least some information that is obligatory, namely, meeting notices, agenda, reports, rally rosters, invoices, and anything else that members need to know, or have the right to know. Apart from an Editor's column, new member lists, and notices of forthcoming activities, the remaining content of early issues depended upon what members were prepared to submit. Many wrote letters to the editor; we don't get much of that anymore. There were rally and tour reports, as we have today, but with no actual regional groupings. Most tours tended to be "National", the longest ones being to Etosha and Zimbabwe. But that was before fuel prices went insane. The content of the magazine, and indeed its very existence, has been a subject of debate throughout the history of the MCSA. Many members at one time or another have expressed their wishes that we have a ladies column, a recipe column, more jokes, more photos, more in Afrikaans, less of something else, and so the list goes on. But there is a correlative to this. Somebody must prepare and submit this material; don't expect the editor and/or committee members to do everything. A more recent change, at about the time of the creation of the Northvaal Region (Ed -1993), was to formally allocate page space to each region for their contributions, and this had endured a bit of a mixed success. It is no use giving people responsibilities if they are not willing and enthusiastic to execute them. Well do I remember the old days when I grappled solo with HTML, and with the assistance of a good friend, got the MCSA Web Site going. Mercifully, Gert Duvenage took it over later, as this sort of thing has been his bent and training. Along with "loose copies" of the magazine that have been seen by others outside the Club, the web site has helped to put the MCSA on the map, nationally and internationally. The magazine issues (current and recent back issues) are readable on the web, and it is argued by some that it is time to discontinue distribution of the hard copy. But even in this electronic day and age, printed paper is still the most reliable historical archive, besides being instantly readable anywhere without the aid of any special equipment. Today, there are files in "Framework", "Wordstar", and other old formats that are unreadable with current software, unless you consult specialists at great cost, so this information is gone, and that is in less time than the existence of the MCSA. HISTORY All this said and done, one must never forget that a Club is not just a name, a logo, a magazine, or a web site. Its reputation and respect is in the hands of its members, who are the ambassadors, wherever they are. What you get out of the MCSA is about as much as you are prepared to put into it, and this does not only apply to the magazine alone. The MCSA has witnessed the passing of almost a generation of motorhomers in its time. Let us honour their past efforts by keeping the Club alive and wellrespected for the y e a r s a n d generations to come!! Who remembers t h i s f r o n t page???? ONS ERVARINGE MET DIE MOTOR WOONWA KLUB OOR DERTIG JAAR. deur Naas en Gloria Rabie Ons het in 1982 begin met 'n Autovilla maar dit kort daarna verkoop. Die volgende jaar het ons 'n tweedehandse WJ Companion, gebou op 'n Toyota HiAce onderstel, van Williams Hunt-verhurings aangeskaf. Juis tydens 'n besoek aan die WJ-fabriek om onderdele te koop, vertel Jack Ravis ons van 'n beplande byeenkoms by Warmbad met die doel om 'n klub vir motorwoonwa-eienaars te stig. Voorheen het 'n klompie motor woonwa entoesiaste wel by Lover's Rock onder Jim Williams en ander se entoesiasme, besluit om die moontlikheid van 'n klub te ondersoek. Jim Williams is natuurlik ook die enigste stigterslid wat vandag steeds 'n aktiewe klublid is. Ons lidmaatskap nommer was toe nommer 9. Op Warmbad het Jim sy vinger in wen-as beseer, wat maar net die begin van 'n reeks ongelukke was wat die energieke man tydens saamtrekke oor himself gebring het. Destyds is van alle klublede vereis dat hulle motor woonwaens (geen “campers” is natuurlik toegelaat nie!) geheel selfonderhoudend moes wees met kook-, was-, stort- en toilet-geriewe aan boord. Die eerste toets vir hierdie vereiste het gekom by 'n saamtrek by die Vaaldam, want daar was net water en 'n “long drop”!! In 1984 het Steve en Sue van Straaten besluit om Namibie toe te toer, en belangstellendes is genooi om saam te gaan. Die geselskap was Louis (June MacKenzie se broer) en Lettie de Villiers, Steve en Pam Bishop, en die Rabies . By 'n vulstasie op Upington skakel iemand die plaaslike koerant, hul neem foto's en ons verskyn in die koerant onder die opskrif: “So Doen die Rykes Dit!”. Die koerant se inligting was nie altyd in die kol nie: So is beweer dat elke voertuig twee persone aan boord het en dat elke motorwoonwa 'n voertuig sleep!! In werklikheid het net twee waens op daardie stadium 'n voertuig gesleep. Op Kuruman weer wou 'n kind van my weet “Is Oom goeters van die sirkus?”! Soms het ons natuurlik sonder die Klub se seënwense toere onderneem ('n praktyk wat nou se dae meer algemeen is).Twee daarvan was met Kiwi en Anne Henning toe daar eers Zimbabwe toe gereis is en later Malawi toe. Dit was sommer dik sports! En natuurlik in die begin jare was daar baie kinders teenwoordig by rallies.....Wat sou van hulle geword het?? Jim Williams in sy normale posisie Our Motor Home Club Experiences over 30 years (1984 to 2014) by Marianne and Charly Kurt In mid-1982 we bought a VW-Autovilla, after travelling for about 8 years in a VW-Kombi-Camper with no high roof. What a pleasure to be able to stand up, walk around and have so much more space! We did our first big tour during that year-end to Cape Town, and we enjoyed MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 7 HISTORY every minute of it. During 1983 we only did a few short trips and a 3-week holiday at the West Coast at yearend. In 1984 we came across an article in the “Caravan and Outdoor Life” magazine about the formation of the new 'Motorhome Club of SA'.This sounded very interesting and we attended our first rally on 21st September 1984, and immediately joined as members No. 35. For the next 10 years we hardly missed a rally, which in those days were organised only every 3 months (i.e. 4 rallies a year). We met wonderful people as the membership grew and genuine long-lasting friendships were formed. Due to Charly starting his own business and my own work commitments, for ten years between 1993 and 2003 we hardly used our motor home. But we remained members and started rally-ing again in October 2003, when our arrival at Shangrila was like a home-coming for us. After 10 years' absence we were almost like 'new members' considering all the new faces around, yet we had no problem feeling that we were completely part of it again! Amazing!! Everybody made us feel so welcome, and we have hardly missed a rally since. Although the Motorhome Club has grown so much since then, we feel very privileged to be part of this big happy family. It is great fun for us to exchange information regarding technical matters and new developments, with other members. There is always someone prepared to give you an idea to improve or fix something on your own van, and it is always worth listening to other people's experiences regarding places which they have visited, places to stay, routes to explore, etc. etc.. We are looking forward to attend the Club's 30th Anniversary celebrations at Gariep, still with the same motor home that we had when we first joined in 1984 (Ed – Can anyone else equal that?), although with a number of modifications and improvements made over the years. Charly and Marianne's Autovilla in 1983 – like something from an advert! MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 8 The MCSA and Motorhoming in South Africa – 1652 to the Present by Richard Clark Flattered as I am at being asked to write this, I must include the caveat that I am doing this off the top of my head, and there could be some well-informed people who may spot some errors of fact. I hope that they are not too serious about it all. It is said that it was the white settlers that introduced the wheel to South Africa, and it was indeed the voortrekkers who made the first motorhome, the ossewa, their place of abode as they travelled, although this did not include a built-in stove, washbasin and toilet! (Ed – Which I believe was a mandatory requirement for the first motorhomes to be enrolled to the Motorhome Club of SA?) In Europe there were the traditional horse-drawn Gypsy caravans, a most beautiful specimen of which I photographed at Blakes Canal Museum in Reading (Berkshire) while cruising the Thames River, England about the year 2001. Fittings include the teeniest and most ornate cast-iron solid-fuel stove and decorated smoke stack that needs to be lowered when travelling. The woodwork and finishing are exquisite. Horse-drawn caravans are still available for hire at several locations in Great Britain and Ireland, and presumably elsewhere in other countries as well, for those who want a totally different holiday. Going right back to about year 1912 is a motorhome, well preserved, with its history, displayed in the Winterton Museum, and I encourage members to go and look at it. The worst problem is trying to find out when the museum is open. This motorhome has been all over Af r i c a a n d A s i a . M y c h i l d h o o d recollections include seeing and admiring the occasional owner-built motorhome at South African caravan parks, often on American bakkie chasses, as they were (and still are) quite big, and with gutsy engines. An alternative was converting an old bus, and we had a member with one of these some years ago. Imported fa c t o r y - b u i l t A m e ri c a n motorhomes began to HISTORY appear on our roads in the '70's, the commonest being the Winnibago, ugly as sin, as construction was with the use of prefabricated flat panels that gave you a moving box, with a front and back that looked much the same, and a menacing V-8 growl. Current restrictions on the importation of left-hand drive vehicles has put the lid on importing used foreign vehicles of this kind. The late fifties saw the advent of the Bedford Dormobile, a small UK-made panel-van, converted with a tip-up roof, as well as VW Kombi conversions, particularly the Westfalia models, and all these sold like hot buns, some being exported to South Africa. Somewhere near the end of the 70's Jurgens took the plunge into the South African motorhome market with their VW Autovilla , first on the Kombi cab-chassis to give their tortoise/”skilpad” model, and later with a modified cab and smooth roof line, to include a luton over the front seats. Popular as they were, the rear engine took up valuable space, remembering that access thereto had to be preserved for maintenance purposes. The body tended to draw dust into the engine compartment on dirt roads, which if not checked, could lead to trouble. Most other goods vehicles that were available at the time had a high chassis and suspensions that were as hard as hell. About 1984 Jurgens spotted the Bedford CF 280 and CF 350, available in Britain, and despite apartheid sanctions in force at the time, managed to import a number of these for the "new" Autovilla Prospector and Pioneer models, priced at about R 23 000 to R 26 000 at their launch in 1984. WJ also woke up and produced the Elite (Class A), the Pacer, and the Entertainer, with the Pacer later being constructed on the Bedford CF280 chassis as well, This was a bit of a disaster vehicle, as the rear axle was loaded beyond its design limit, and the brakes not big enough to deal safely with the added mass. This was one of several engineering boo-boos committed by motorhome manufacturers in the early days, now unlikely, as we have tight legislation and enforcement that prevents these kinds of mistakes today. These same rules prohibit the licensing of new "home-made" motorhomes that have been built by do-it-yourselfers, unless such vehicle is first submitted for homologation and approval by SABS, at prohibitive cost. Similarly factory model prototypes all undergo this check, which is far more thorough than a routine roadworthy inspection would be. One can get away with non-structural alterations, but re-registering a vehicle type from “commercial” to “caravan (self-propelled)” is difficult. Smaller compacts followed on the Mitsubishi L300 cabchassis; the Explorer, the Companion, and others. The Pacer reappeared on the Nissan chassis, some even in a 4x4 configuration. High costs and a tight economy led to a period when most of the Club motorhomes were well over 10 or more years old, and kept reappearing with a new owner when an old member gave up motorhoming. Appearance on the commercial market of the Mercedes Sprinter and Iveco Turbo-Daily chasses (both ideal for motorhomes) and the growth of the motorhome rental market, released good quality used motorhomes onto the open market at more affordable prices which again led to a sudden growth of Club membership. These vehicles cruise comfortably and safely at higher speeds, and the small turbo-charged diesel engines that results in amazing fuel economy and a torque curve that offers more grunt, without having to roar the engine's head off to achieve it. Even Europeanmanufactured motorhomes are now being retailed here, but the poor value of the Rand makes these vehicles a lot of money for what you get. I predict that next to come will be electric motorhomes, and this will concern the resort owner when you plug in at your site and charge up for the journey onwards! One wonders what new technology will bring to the comforts of the future motorhome….. maybe it will even drive you safely to your destination while you are all tucked asleep in bed at the back;….. or cook your dinner to a preset programme while you are relaxing with a beer…… who knows? MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 9 HISTORY/REGIONAL REPORTS AN OBITUARY TO OVISTON by Jim Williams The closure and forced shutdown of the Oviston Caravan Park, apart from being the end of an era, is in my opinion, a microcosm of the ills of the country. Worst case scenario, the possible and ultimate demise and macrocosm of the country as a whole. The crass stupidity and dog in a manger illogical attitudes that municipal/government/ANC comrades display when considering revenue earning enterprises is bordering on suicidal, self-destruct, irrationality. Oviston, although an out of the way, old construction site town, off the beaten track, and neglected, is a spiritual haven of peace and quiet. Complete with magical sunrises and sunsets over a majestic backdrop of peaks these mingle with, and are interspersed with inlets, natural coves, mini harbours, islands and islets. This is an absolute paradise for those few of us seeking yesteryear's tranquillity and an alternative lifestyle to the new generation's demand for shopping malls, noise, entertainment, instant gratification and modern lifestyle development. A small unique niche environment away from it all, not competing with anything or anyone and only available to a relatively few “simple minded” folk prepared to make a significant deviation in order to seek it out. All of a sudden now this becomes a major politicised focal p o i n t r e q u i r i n g t h e e n t i r e w ra t h t h a t t h e “establishment” can throw at it. Just imagine it “the unthinkable”, of a retired white couple managing and providing a service for a very small section of the population. This (must) surely be in contravention of the country's new legislation correcting and rectifying the wrongs of the past and never be allowed in this new fair, democratic nation of ours. To heck with “legally” binding contracts that originally set up this venture and allowed it to come into being in the first place. Let's create a “situation” and pull the plug on this floundering (all be it very valuable to some) micro enterprise. Let's not engage with, let's not answer letters, let's not even try to renegotiate those things we are not happy with, let's just pull the plug, cut it's throat and let it die. Lappies is devastated. MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 10 (Ed - Lappies was the Caretaker/Manager of the Oviston Resort, which he built-up and developed, mostly at his own expense, to the tranquil place of rest and peace some of us had the privilege to enjoy) For something to die naturally, well and good. For something to be murdered where one person deliberately and consciously sets out to end the life of another, that's another story. Remember what goes around comes around. Comrades beware! For those of us fortunate enough to have experienced six Convergences at Oviston, we really were the lucky ones. For those who said to themselves, perhaps “one day” – regrettably subject to a miracle and another Lappies type personality, that's now a lost and gone forever “used to be”. Thank goodness that we did at least know it and experience it……. REGIONAL REPORTS Northvaal / Noordvaal Christmas Rally Report - Que Sera Resort 15-17 November 2013 Another new venue and another delight! This was the first time we had visited Que Sera, near Bapsfontein, and the resort proved to be very pleasant and most suitable for our end-of-year Christmas rally. The weather was very warm and the shade of the many established trees was most welcome. Children enjoyed the pool and adults joined them, or strolled, or chatted or read (or slept) in the heat. The large hall provided plenty of space for dining and dancing, which we did in true Northvaal style on the Saturday evening. There was a good turnout of about 40 motorhomes, including two first-timers - one a couple who'd been members for many years but had not attended rallies, and another a new member who valiantly arrived in the motorhome she'd only just taken delivery of! Willing helpers were quick to respond to her requests for assistance and she felt at home in no time. Saturday morning saw preparations for the evening get under way, with lots of willing hands helping to decorate the hall under the guidance of Marsha. The tables looked spectacular with gold and silver trimmings and unusual centrepieces with fairy lights. The men blew up what seemed to be hundreds of balloons. As the available ladder wasn't long enough, it took some agile monkeystyle clambering by Pieter to string the bunches from the high rafters. (Hansie had his turn taking them down REGIONAL REPORTS afterwards.) By the time we were finished the hall looked really beautiful. Throughout the day the mouthwatering aromas of three kinds of meat roasting on the special spitbraai wafted through the air. All this was most efficiently overseen by Hansie and his team. During the day ladies prepared vegetables, salads, and mouth-watering desserts. Boet and his daughter provided a beautifully iced motorhome cake, fulfilling their late, much-missed wife and mother Jill's wish. After all this the meal was wonderful - tasty and hot - and there was plenty for second helpings and even leftovers. Music was arranged without fuss at short notice, thanks again to Hansie and Aloma. There was plenty of dancing in different styles. Some couples are most accomplished dancers, much to the envy of those who seem to find they have an extra left foot when venturing onto the dance floor. Our paparazzi photographers enthusiastically captured the smiling and happy faces, and the pictures which appear on the club website show what an enjoyable evening it was. We were privileged to be joined at the party by June Mackenzie, a past member in her 80's, who was brought to the rally by an ever-thoughtful Aloma. She stayed overnight in one of the chalets and was full of her customary joie de vivre, sharing interesting stories and memories of rallies she and her (late) husband Russell had attended over many years. She stayed to the end of the party! What a wonderful woman (in her 80's) who amazed us all - not least by the way she drove confidently all-round the venue the next morning on her motorised chair. The restaurant at Que Sera is a regular Sunday meeting place for bikers out on their breakfast runs. This weekend was no exception, but we were not really disturbed and motorhomers were able to walk around admiring the large powerful machines. We were invited to join the bikers for their church service being held in the hall. One of the bikers was one of our old members, Ray Spannenberg (also in his 80's), looking dashing in his riding gear, who joined us for chairman's tea. Once again a wonderful weekend and another one for the memory banks. Diamanté Caravan Park. - Cullinan 6 To 8 December 2013 Kan Julle dit "verstaan" of selfs glo! Yes believe it or not we have come to enjoy the "last" Rally for 2013 - Die Einde van die Jaar het Aangebreek en So Baie het 2013 ons gebied wat ons almal terdee geniet het! And so All of our North Vaal Area Members are so special and each one in their own right. Elkeen van Julle is 'n Diamant en so word daar nog aan elkeen van ons geslyp om uiteindelik dit te wees en word waarvoor ons geskape is - Yes ALL truly "Special Diamonds". Thursday Evening on the 5th of December 4 Motorhomes were on site with the total during the weekend at 15 Motorhome Friends. Die heel naweek was baie rustig almal was baie "relaxed and layed back". A Couple being long time members joined in for their first Rally Allan and Ann Boucher. The group were all touched by the passing of Late Nelson Mandela on the 6th of December. Sundowners were enjoyed and the normal Saturday Braai were very enjoyable "as always". Die naweek was gekenmerk deur die gelag en speel van kindertjies - dit was 'n baie lekker ervaring om soveel van ons lede se kleinkinders daar te kon he - Ons moet dit n Einde van die Jaar Instelling probeer maak! We All enjoyed the visitation of the resorts Donkeys you had to watch out for your Fruit or Veggies - not to put it outside the sociable Donkeys "Loved" to endulge in whatever they could find. Philip hou die Sondag diens met die onderwerp "heuning" - So bid ons dat Christus elkeen van ons Motorhome Vriende se Nektar sal wees vir 2014. In Conclusion - Ter Afsluiting wens ons al ons Noordvaal Vriende Gesondheid en God se Genade toe. - Yes we pray that All our Noordvaal Friends will enjoy Good Health and the Grace of God. Motorhome Groete / Greetings until we meet again at the next Rally the first for 2014 at Bloekomspruit!!! Sien Julle daar. /. See you There. Philip en Nakkie Theron Tony and Bets Thurman MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 11 REGIONAL REPORTS Bloekompoort - January2014 What a way to start the New Year with 28 motor homes at Bloekompoort. A small quiet, but nice little Park with shady sites under the Blue gum trees and clean spacious ablutions. The park is in the middle of nowhere between Vereeniging and Heidelberg and not far from the Vaal Dam. We had the pleasure of sharing the park for the weekend with Suikerbos Caravan Club, and what a friendly crowd they turned out to be. Such a pleasure to meet up with old friends and greet everyone at the first rally of the year, to discuss the Festive Season activities of each and all. To make welcome a pair of new motor homers y Elmien and Eddy Dry, may you both have a long association with the club and make many new friends. We were also privileged to have Tim Swanepoel and his good wife visit us for the weekend from Dundee with their new HYMER. Tim being the Chairman of the Natal Region. Chairman's briefing on Friday, Nowell discussed the minutes of the last meeting and brought up the subject of an extra bag of charcoal to be brought with each motor homer on rallies for the Saturday fires. This alleviates one person from having to carry 10 extra bags of charcoal in their van, where space is always a premium. Saturday was a most relaxing day, not as hot as Friday fortunately, and most of us ended up in the pool at some stage or other. The evening meeting started at six o'clock with greetings from the chairman and congratulating those that had achieved milestones in their marriages, namely Luisa and Mario 40 years, Jenny and Ian 45 years and those Birthdays occurring after the last rally. A special mention to Rene and Sarel on their forthcoming marriage in March. Ari Korver known to all as our National Chairman gave us feedback on the National 30th Anniversary Rally at Gariep Dam, and the closure of the adjoining Oviston Park at Gariep. Oviston was to be the Convergence rally and suggestions were made to move this to Orania with 14 sites and the overflow to Orania's adjoining park. The fires had been lit earlier, so after the meeting the men cooked their meat and all of us sat down at our prepared tables to a hearty meal. The evening in general MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 12 was relaxing and jolly, some ambled to bed early and others stayed to enjoy the company and the coolness of the night. Sunday started off a lot cooler as we had light showers during the night. Devotions were conducted by our stalwart Peter and particular mention and prayers for those close friends of members who are ill. We all enjoyed a hearty breakfast at 10 o'clock in the main hall sponsored by the park owners who were presented with the wooden spoon on their efficiency. Jen & Ian Gardiner Western Cape / Wes Kaap Report Editor, Karin Potgieter The Western Cape Region of the MCSA wishes all the other regions a happy and healthy 2014. We trust that you will enjoy all the rallies during 2014 and invite you to our rallies whenever you are in our region. Ons is baie dankbaar vir Hennie Jonker en Maureen Herbst se herstel na hulle behandeling en dank die Skepper daarvoor. Ons dink egter aan Gerrit Truter wat ongesteld is en wens hom 'n spoedige herstel toe. Congratulations to the following members who received rally milestone tokens: Neil and Anle Hamman 50 Imhoff Caravan Park, Kommetjie 01 – 03 November 2013 Report by: Jenny Leat Proving yet again that members of the Western Cape Region are not just fair weather campers, 18 of the eventual 28 vans had arrived by Thursday evening, as Winter refused to hand over to Summer and the rain poured down. By Friday evening the remainder of the vans had arrived in time for our usual 'family get-together' over drinks and snacks. Yet again the tables overflowed with the tempting savouries our members always provide. Serfie, our Chairman, with humour and his ability at Afrikaans and English, took us through the plans for the weekend and asked for participation in the raffles that were going to be circulated. Our region is trying to raise funds to help subsidise some of our members who wish to attend the Motorhome Club's 30th celebrations. REGIONAL REPORTS Saturday broke sunny and warm and our annual craft fair took place in the shade of beautiful trees in the camp site. Some of our members had been very diligent in preparing for this event and their creative and innovative items were on sale – Christmas shopping started early this year. At the Chairman's tea on Sunday we were treated to delicious and tempting goodies. It was obvious that many of our members had taken the chance of visiting Compass Bakery a short distance away. Just as well we only visit Kommetjie once a year! No member is keen to leave at the end of a rally, but routines back home have to be seen to and the members dispersed, all rather surprised that the following rally was already the Christmas one. Congratulations to Neil and Anlé with their 50th rally token. Kam'Bati, Swellendam 29 November – 1 Desember 2013 Verslag deur: Flip Potgieter Sommiges was Woensdag al daar. Ander het Donderdag gearriveer. Die balans (behalwe Neil Hamman) het Vrydag stuksgewyse daar aangekom en toe was ons voltallig synde 18 motorwoonwaens en Saterdag na Neil se tydige verskyning vir ontbyt was ons ook voltallig wat siele aanbetref vir hierdie spesifieke saamtrek. Gewoonlik, soos almal weet, is ons heelwat meer bymekaar, maar die brandstofprys eis sy tol en lastige muggies het 'n onverdiende reputasie verwerf en dit alles het bygedra tot die vermindering in getalle. Ons was in elk geval meer as genoeg om lekker te kuier. Die ligging van hierdie oord met sy berg aan die een kant, die Breërivier aan die anderkant en groen gras tussenin is regtig puik. Die staanplekke is lekker, die geriewe is skoon en netjies en 'n mens kan sommer sien diegene in beheer doen moeite daarmee. On Friday evening we had our usual get-together when a welcoming word was spoken by our energetic chairman and snacks were provided by the ladies. We gathered on the veranda outside the hall and some had their snacks without liquid support while others partook of a beer or glass of wine, as it pleased the individual without any prescribed rules, which is one of the beauties of our club. Because of our relatively small attendance it was decided to have a communal brunch on Saturday and sooner than later the air was filled with the tantalizing aroma of fried bacon and eggs etc. The bubbly and fruit juice were kindly donated by Serfie and Karin Potgieter for which we thank them once again. It was indeed a very enjoyable gathering. Saterdagaand voor die ete was daar wyn, skaapnek en skaapstert opgeveil onder die bekwame veilingsvernuf van Niel van Vlaanderen en Serfie en die klub het weer 'n paar Rand gevorder wat later handig te pas sal kom. Daarna is daar weggelê aan heerlike, spitgebraaide skaap met keurige en voldoende bygeregte en afgesluit is met roomys as 'n laat nagereg. Die spyseniering was uitstekend en ons dames het die tafels aantreklik versier. In the olden days gifts with a limited monetary value were exchanged among members, but this was ended by the forces in charge due to unsavoury pranks committed by a member or two. This time round the committee decided to continue the custom with gifts restricted to R25.00 each per participating member and all went well. There is always a bit of excitement in receiving and opening a present and management may well consider continuing the custom in future. Daarna het diegene wat kans gesien het daarvoor gedans tot ons ander se tonge uitgehang het. Intussen is die kersliggies by die ryhuise ook beoordeel en die arbiter het bevind dat Wilhelm en Susie Linde en Kobus en Hannetjie Louw se versierings hom die meeste beindruk het. Hopelik het hulle die wenwyne met die man gedeel! Dit was werklik 'n baie genotvolle aand en 'n mens sien klaar uit na vol gende jaar se afsluitingsfunksie. Nogmaals dankie vir al die reëlings en moeite. Sondagoggend het Pieter Lourens ons godsdiensbyeenkoms gelei en 'n baie besielende boodskap gelewer. Ons dank hom weereens vir sy roerende woorde. Thereafter we again joined in the hall for the chairman's tea and the usual birthday and wedding anniversary wishes. No milestone rally tokens were awarded on this occasion. A very pleasant weekend was ended with best wishes for a happy Christmas and festive season including a bright and prosperous new year. Die nimmereinders, synde 6 waens se mense, het nog die res van Sondag oorgebly en verder gebraai, ge-eet en gesellig saam verkeer. Fluit-fluit, daarmee is die storie uit tot 'n volgende keer! MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 13 REGIONAL REPORTS Oostewal Langebaan 17 – 19 Januarie 2014 Verslag deur: Wilhelm en Susie Linde Soos die laaste aantal jare was die eerste byeenkoms van die jaar weer by Langebaan. Dit bly maar een van ons gunsteling kampe. Dit is goed beskerm teen die heersende Suidewinde (Suid-Oos of Suid-Wes), wat hierdie tyd van die jaar gereeld waai en dit is ons mees bekostigbare kamp van die hele jaar! As julle ooit aan die Weskus kom, moet julle Langebaan besoek! Vrydagaand skop af met die gebruiklike byeenkoms waar Serfie almal verwelkom. Dertig motorwoonwaens het opgedaag en al die snaaksighede en nuus van die afgelope feestyd word mildelik met mekaar gedeel. Heerlik eet- en drinkgoed dra natuurlik by tot die gemoedelike atmosfeer! Serfie en Karin het gereël vir 'n spesiale aanbieding van “fish & chips” by Zizi's vir die Saterdagmiddag. Nie minder as 32 persone neem hieraan deel. Wat 'n fees! Almal by Zizi's sal seker nog lank praat oor die uitbundige klomp gryskoppe (en kaalkoppe?) wat hulle plek oorgeneem het. Saterdagaand se braai is ietwat gekortwiek deur die wind, maar baie het deelgeneem en dit was steeds baie aangenaam. Ed en Marga Freestone reached a unique milestone this weekend. Four generations camping together! Oma M i e n , m o t h e r M a rga , d a u g h t e r M a r i a a n d granddaughter Nataly, 6 years old. For us it was a very pleasant privilege to be able to spend the weekend with you all. All the best wishes for the future and may there be many more happy years together. Nog 'n baie aangename verrassing was dat Hennie Jonker en Margie ons die Sondag kom besoek het. 'n Sprekende voorbeeld van 'n vaste geloof en 'n baie positiewe lewensbenadering. Ons aller beste wense aan julle vir die pad vorentoe. Die Sondagdiens is deur Jannie en Terry waargeneem. By die Voorsitterstee het Serfie die belangrikste kennisgewings herhaal en met die nodige gelukwense en bedankings die naweek afgesluit. Ons wonder nogal wat die gevolg gaan wees van daardie innige soen op die kaal kop? MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 14 Dit is met groot afwagting dat ons uitsien na volgende maand se Valentyn-byeenkoms en dan in Maart die langverwagte toer en byeenkoms by Gariep! KWAZULU-NATAL REGION Report Editor – Rosemary Harlow I hope everyone in the club had a great Christmas and Happy New Year – and that resolutions are being kept! WAGENDRIFT RALLY 22-24 Nov 2013 and FICKSBURG CHERRY FESTIVAL MINI TOUR 25 Nov – 1 Dec 2013 Report by Eileen Shaw Goodness knows why I was asked to write up the report for this rally as Ken and I only arrived on the Saturday evening! I can only surmise all the ralliers who were already there had refused Rosemary's request. There were 13 vans there when we arrived and the braai was just about ready to be lit for the Saturday night gettogether. We all managed to eat before the rain started for the evening. I have to say the new directions to Wagendrift were much more direct than our previous ones – all those who didn't go this time round, make sure you use the better ones next time. Rosemary and Alan celebrated their 125th rally on Saturday morning which had in fact happened two rallies before but she had only discovered the numbers just before the Wagendrift rally! REGIONAL REPORTS Wagendrift is always a pleasure to visit, even though there is nowhere to gather if the weather is bad. Tim took his boat so most of us had a good soaking whilst enjoying a spin to the far edge of the dam. On my trip, Tim battled to get back because the water was so rough and he was trying not to soak us all. I believe when Val was driving her group she wasn't quite so thoughtful – she just went for it! Three of the vans left for home on the Sunday and the other eleven stayed on for one more night before going to Spioenkop the next day. En route I lost my (REAL) Guess sunglasses (won in a raffle I might add) trying to adjust the side mirror whilst the van was in motion. Thank you Stewart and Wendy for stopping to help me find them. Stewart found them but alas, they were too badly scratched to be of any further use. Spioenkop is a lovely dam but I feel the ablutions are maybe too far away from the camp sites (especially for the little vans with no loos!) and they were not really well maintained. However, we did see eland, zebra, giraffe and impala without leaving the camping ground. We had several cars with us on the trip and some of them took a spin round the reserve. We all left Spioenkop the next day and set off towards Golden Gate. Most took the direct N3 route but we had intrepid travellers in three vans, who decided to go via Oliviershoek Pass. I must admit I had been told at Wagondrift that the road is almost impassable but unfortunately I didn't really pass this info on to Sheila and Dave, and Dave and Ann until we were having lunch at the Little Switzerland Café. We all looked at the map and decided to go for it rather than backtrack 100 kms or so. Luckily the scenery around the Sterkfontein Dam is so pretty that 25-30 kms of churned up, potholed road wasn't so bad, and nothing falling out of the cupboards (because we were only doing about 5 km an hour) we finally reached good road when travelling at 90 km/hr seemed as though we were going 150 km/hr. However, we had forgotten the traffic hump just before Golden Gate and everything fell out of the cupboard (and we weren't the only ones). Note by Rosemary here – the rest of the travellers stopped for the night at Golden Gate – We had been following the TomTom with others behind us – however at Harrismith we didn't trust the instructions, lost the followers and ended up at the Wimpy at a view site where, after brunch at said Wimpy and getting directions plus phone call to Marianne, we discovered the TomTom was correct and so the ended at Golden Gate last. Also being caught by the traffic hump before Golden Gate when the motorhome almost took off – just like Eileen above! The following morning most of the travellers ended up at Clarens for breakfast and a look around before carrying on to Ficksburg. Back to Eileen's report - I don't know what happened at Golden Gate as we went with Dave and Sheila, and Dave and Ann to Lesoba camp site, just through Clarens, but after travelling 4 km down a dirt road we found no-one at home to let us in. We carried on to Merionskreet Camp site in Fouriesburg. This camp site was very nice. Luckily the dirt road to it was in very good shape and the rain during the night didn't stop us getting out the next morning. It had rained in the evening too but there was an undercover area to braai, with wood nicely stacked there (we think it was for general use). Dave picked up a nail in his tyre somewhere on the way and he left early Tuesday morning to get it fixed. We then went on to Ficksburg to meet up with everyone else and found that Derek and Jacqui had also arrived. The camp site at Ficksburg was good and the ablutions were nice and clean even if the 'central' toilet paper idea was a bit confusing for a start. We had a few thunderstorms and hail but this didn't really detract from the time spent there. The cherry festival was very interesting and the trip to the cherry farm was excellent. Ken can vouch that Ficksburg has a fine golf course and the locals are very friendly – they invited him to play in their Festival competitions – twice! Some of the ralliers went to Katse Dam in Lesotho and I believe it was beautiful there but a very long trip there and back. A trip to the Reebok factory shop was a bit disappointing I believe. Katse Dam note by Rosemary. We all set our alarms in order to leave Ficksburg by 7am and all the Suzukis (4 of them) set off for the border and passport control where they hardly looked at our photos! Lesotho scenery is quite beautiful and – unlike South Africa – hardly any litter lying around even the rubbish dumps carefully sorted into metal and glass and solar powered street lights. We drove for about 4 hours up winding mountainous roads – all tarred and in good condition, MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 15 REGIONAL REPORTS stopping at a view point to eat breakfast (sandwiches etc taken with each of us) and then we got to the Information Centre, where a very interesting lecture was given telling us about when and how the dam had been built. It seems that the local people who were displaced by the dam were offered free housing elsewhere with land to farm, free mealie meal for life or the cash. Also Lesotho makes R54million a month selling the water to South Africa – I thought it was a poor country! We then drove to the dam and went inside – about half way up – the dam is the tallest in Africa. Unfortunately no photos were allowed inside and we didn't get taken down to the bedrock but what we saw and learned about it all was very interesting. They also have two fish farms at the dam breeding Rainbow trout for South Africa and another kind of trout and yellowtail which mostly gets exported. We then drove to the Lodge and could see a campsite in the distance at the top of all the hills. At the Lodge we had cold drinks and sandwiches and then the return journey where to our surprise we passed a couple on their way up in their Discoverer and as it was then somewhat late we wondered if they intended camping there. We all got back to camp at Ficksburg around 5pm after going wrong for around 6kms as Derek didn't trust his Garmin! When we got to the border we discovered that several cars had been following us assuming we knew the way – in fact it was Jacky who realized we were going wrong as there were buildings with lots of gold writing on them and also a lake that we hadn't seen before! That evening was our last and we all enjoyed a braai together and discussing everything we had seen. Some went on to Weenen and Alan and I decided to have another look at Clarens and stopped for the night at MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 16 Golden Gate where we met the owner of the Discoverer who had passed us on his way up to Katse Dam – he confirmed he had stayed the night at the campsite and said the early morning sunrise up there was absolutely breathtaking, but that he probably would not take the motorhome up there again. Alan and I left and were followed by 4 cars who went slowly and didn't pass so I pulled into a laybye to let them go by. However they all pulled in as well and it turned out that they had seen a large bulge on the inside of our left back tyre and had been trying to stop us before it burst. It was huge the size of a large grapefruit! The men all got stuck in and changed the tyre while Alan and I watched and we were back in action very quickly – it just shows how kind people can be and also how observant. Final note by Eileen - A few of us called in at Weenen on the way back home. We arrived in the pouring rain but the next day the mud had cleared up quite nicely and we managed to take a drive round the reserve, even in our motor homes, (although the road to the picnic site was inaccessible). We saw several animals. It is such a lovely place to visit, and so full of history. Thanks to Jeff for organizing our camp site at Ficksburg, we are so sorry you couldn't make the trip – we missed you both. Thanks to Tim, Alex, Stewart, Mike and Derek for the use of all your vehicles. It was a lovely trip. BUSHWILLOW 6-7 December 2013 Report by Rosemary Harlow This weekend was our Christmas rally and we were going to try our hands at self-catering for the event. Our weekend weather wasn't very kind with only Friday being the driest day of the weekend and the rest of the weekend consisting of rain and mist. It was good to see John and Ann Barnell again – having not been at rallies for a year since his stroke – Dave Robinson drove their van to the rally for them and we all hope to see them back at rallies more often. REGIONAL REPORTS Early on Saturday morning some members went to the Farmers' Market at Howick, others played golf apparently in fine weather on the far side of Howick. Later on the rest of us made our way to the lapa and followed various instructions starting with decorating the hall, laying out tables, candles, crackers (homemade and excellent) – with Marianne directing the décor, Tim in charge of turkeys in two large potjies with his secret recipe. Val, Sheila, Wendy and other helpers in charge of the rest of the cooking – chickens, pork roasts, pumpkin fritters etc etc! The rest of us managed to peel a sack of potatoes (some with very superior potato peelers!), chop onions, carrots, make salads – you name it and we all took part in some way! It all came together for a delicious meal. Definitely a Master Chef experience! Later in the evening we all went to the lapa holding our umbrellas and some of us ladies changing out of gumboots into shoes once in the hall and were greeted by a beautiful room transformed with bright table cloths, settings, candles, silver stars, sweets, melba toast, liver paté, and crackers with everyone's names on them so it was easy to find one's seats. The presents were placed on a central table and after we had all filled ourselves Rod took charge of the present draw. Always fun as we were each given a small playing card and as he called each card the holder went up chose a present at random, opened it and had one chance to either keep it or swop it but he had to remember who had what and if he got it wrong then he could not do the swop. As you can imagine it was a great laugh with Rod's repartee and people trying to hide gifts and some gifts doing a lot of rounds. Bush Willow has the ideal set up for this kind of selfcatering with large fridges, stoves, and space. We used their crockery and cutlery and we all agreed that the small charge we all paid for a maid to wash and clear up afterwards was well worth it. Irvine and Angie Shaw – owners of the campsite - are an amazing couple – very hands on and always checking every day several times a day to make sure their guests are happy. So in spite of the bad weather we all had a wonderful time and I think the self-catering will catch on for future events as it does open up more campsites. Albert Falls Dam 24th - 26th January 2014 Report by Dave Robinson It was several years since we last visited Albert Falls and what a pleasant drive we had from the park entrance to Notuli campsite. We passed about 30 yellow billed kites walking and lying on the ground, some with their wings spread open, just 20 to 30 metres from the road. Soon after that we saw a fish eagle, several small groups of zebra, a variety of buck and a large family of giraffes. I didn't count them as I was watching the road for potholes, but someone who came in after me said that they counted 18 giraffes. The sites at the edge of the dam have now been electrified and we all parked 30 to 40 metres from the waters edge. At the dam we saw more buck, wildebeest, zebra, ducks and Egyptian geese. The temperature was around 38 degrees and it was unpleasantly hot during the day but it turned into a beautiful mild evening and we thoroughly enjoyed our hamburger evening, thanks to Tim's excellent cooking, Marianne's salad and Rosemary's fried onions and HP sauce. We had 11 vans on the Friday and the following day we were joined by the Wilkinsons and also by the Barnells who came by car for the day. We were pleased to see them and John seemed a little better than the last time that we saw him at Bush Willow. They are looking to buy a Cub which Ann can drive, so if you know of a Cub for sale or anyone who wants to buy a WJ Companion, please let them know. Rod spent 3 hours cleaning his motorhome but it looked to me like he was just showing off his new state of the art fold up ladder. Tim and Mike Wilkinson had both brought their boats and the younger, fitter members of our group enjoyed a spot of water skiing. They were all expertly coached by Derek who apparently was a fundi in his youth. Saturday was much cooler than the previous day and we prepared for the braai with a number of small braais as the Chairman had forgotten to bring a club braai from MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 17 REGIONAL REPORTS home. He was fortunate that we no longer hand out the monthly prize! We had a shower of rain as we prepared to light the braais, which sent some scurrying back to their motorhomes to braai under their awnings. After the shower, many returned to the braai area and enjoyed the traditional communal braai. Sunday was another beautiful day and while 2 or 3 motorhomes left in the morning, most people stayed until the afternoon and made the most of the weather and beautiful surroundings. EASTERN CAPE REGION Jeffreys Bay 24th to 26th January, 2014. Report by Beryl Healy. Jeffreys Bay was named after a fellow called J.A. Jeffrey who had a trading station here on the shores of the bay in the 1800's. This is one of our favourite venues and it appears to have become a tradition to start the year off with the first rally of the year being held here. The facilities are clean and adequate although there is no toilet paper in the ablution blocks which is a slight niggle to some. This beautiful bay is also a favourite of shell collectors and surfers (who hasn't heard of the world famous Supertubes?) The beach in front of the caravan park is safe for swimmers and the rock pools are fascinating with all the different creatures to be found. The sand closest to the sea is firm enough to make a long walk on the beach most enjoyable, as many of us experienced throughout the weekend. The dolphins also love this part of the bay, we saw feeding frenzies on both days. The town is within easy walking distance and a number of really nice restaurants are to be found including our favourite “Die Kospot” where we enjoy getting really very fresh fish and chips and seafood take-a-ways for our first night's meal. We had an excellent turnout of 16 vans with apologies from Pat and Athlene Potgieter who had a problem with their vehicle at the last minute. It was fun being together and catching up with Christmas news. On Friday night Jim and Jean Walter welcomed us with MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 18 champagne and cake and of course, it wouldn't be a rally without Jean's famous shortbread. The occasion was their 50 t h wedding anniversary in December. Congratulations and hi hip hoorays were aplenty. May you both be around for many years to come. Chairman's Announcements: Sadly, we heard that Cape St Francis Caravan Park will no longer be available for camping – this resort is to be fully built up with chalets etc. for holiday hire. Our committee is working hard with the arrangements for our national 30th anniversary and Jim appealed for donations for goody bags. Anniversaries: Chris and Ria Delport, Geoffrey and Beryl Healy, Gerhard and Lolla Kemp, Johan and Doreen Schutte. Birthdays: Glenise Howard and Andries Kritzinger. Congratulations to all. Saturday was a hive of activity. A number of us went off to the local “Market Day”, some by car and some, the fit and energetic, on foot. After lunch was busy too, some playing boule, some played “washers” a game invented and introduced to us by Johnny Howard, thoroughly enjoyable. Even the lazy played tile rummy or dominoes in the shade of motorhome awnings. To celebrate her birthday Glenise, helped by Judy and Jean, made hundreds of waffles with syrup and ice-cream. Most delicious!! Unlike Friday evening where we all get together in a large circle to party together, Saturday evening saw a number of smaller groups gathered together round individual braai fires. The weather was perfect after the hot weather of the day and quite late the quarter moon came up over the sea. The reflections on the water were beautiful. Sunday saw some packing up at 'crack of dawn' and some leaving as late as possible, some lucky people staying for an extra week. An excellent rally enjoyed by all. We wish everyone a wonderful 2014, looking forward to seeing you at Willows on 28th Feb to 2nd March. REGIONAL REPORTS Mpumalanga De Voetpadkloof, Middelburg Kersrally Verslag deur Rita Snyman Toe ons weer sien toe lê die jaar alweer plat op sy rug en was dit tyd vir Mpulalange se jaarlikse kerssaamtrek. Dit is soos elke jaar, die hoogtepunt op ons kalender (naas dalk ons jaarlikse Wildtuintoer) en die entoesiasme het weer hoog geloop. Soveel so dat 'n klopmpie aleeds 'n paar dae voor die tyd hulle plekke kom inneem het. Altesaam 28 “ryhuise” was teen Vrydagaand in plek en daar was vroegaand 'n bymekaarkoms om die weersiens te vier. Ons was hierdie keer in die meerderheid met 24 van Mpumalanga en 4 besoekers. Voorsitter John Acutt heet almal welkom en toe is die kuier volstoom aan die gang! Saterdag het almal heerlik ontspan en oor en weer gekuier. Die middag het almal gehelp met die voorbereiding van die saal (wat gratis deur die park beskikbaar gemaak is) en die laaste bykosse is ook gemaak. Wilma en Tienie en hulle helpers het weereens hulself oortref met die pragtige saal en die atmosfeer! Die moeite en die resultaat was ongelooflik. Soos gewoonlik was die kersie op die koek weer ons Meester sjef Hansie wat die skaap, vark en hoendervleis voorberei het. Almal was gaande oor die ete en al 80 eters se BAIE BAIE dankie! Dirk het gesorg vir lekker skoffel musiek en paar bittereinders het die dansvloer geniet. 'n Hele paar naguile die rugby op die oord se groot skerm gekyk en eers na 12 gaan slaap. Gelukkig was dit darem die moeite en wakkerbly werd. Sondagoggend was daar soos gewoonlik voorsitterstee in die saal. Cules het die oggendgodsdiens gelei en daarna was 'n paar spesiale oorhandigings gedoen. John & Caroline het hulle 100ste en Tienie en Wilma hulle 50ste skyfies ontvang. Baie geluk en mag dit 'n voorbeeld vir ons almal wees! Na die tee was almal lang gesig toe ons besef dat saamtreknaweke net soos Hong Kong kinderspeelgoed is – dit hou net eenvoudig nie lang genoeg nie. Almal behalwe 5 vasbyters het so stuk-stuk in die pad geval. Goeie wense vir 'n Geseënde Kersfees is saam met almal huistoe. Laeveld Groete Merry Pebbles: 24 - 26 Januarie 2014 Verslag deur Erika Scheepers In tipiese Sabie-weer het ons heerlik gekuier, gebraai, geskerts, geswem, gelag en tot nuus uitgeruil. Langtydse vriende (Mpumalanga-familie) het gou-gou, die nuwe lede laat welkom voel. Vrydagaand se afskop het almal weereens baie tuis laat voel en was dit lekker om almal voorspoed toe te kan wens vir 2014. 'n Paar van ons het tot die swembad aangedurf so heerlik warm was dit! Saterdag het ons lui-lui wakker geword na 'n wonderlike nagrus. Met soveel “suiwerskoon suurstof” tussen al die bome en plantegroei, hoe dan anders! Saterdagmiddag is speletjies - so tussen die reënbuie deur, deur Hansie en Koos aangebied. En is daar heel “regverdig en billik” gekompeteer teen mekaar. Die toeskouers het gegil, vermaan, leiding gegee, afgerig, bekommerd asem opgehou, hande saamgeslaan, ens. op ernstige tog ook skertsende wyse. Ons het beslis nie net vir mekaar gelag nie, maar defnitief ook met mekaar gelag. Almal is en bly wenners! In sagte motreën is ons Sondagoggendtee vooraf gegaan met die sing van geestelike liedere en daarna 'n boodskap deur Isak. John het die vergadering gelei en ook genoem hoe geseënd ons is met al die reën. Daarna kon ons saamkuier met 'n koppie tee of koffie in die hand en boonop smul aan heerlike versnaperinge, voordat elkeen terug koers kry na hul huis. Op elke mooi en gladde spoelklippie wat ons uitdeel, staan daar vir 2014 geskryf: Vriendskap, Seën, Hartlikheid en werklike Omgee vir mekaar. Nuwe lede: Herman & Corrie Van Niekerk (Middelburg) Jakkie & Laetitia Pretorius (Middelburg) Koos & Anna-Marie Van Heerden (Kiepersol) Mpumalanga groete MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 19 REGIONAL REPORTS Saterdag middag is die kamp in rep en roer: Daar word balonne opgeblaas en servette gevou, stoele reggeskuif en alles haarfyn beplan om die saal in 'n sirkusarena te omskep. O k k i e e n Louise: Die v r o l i k e hansworse GARDEN ROUTE Verslag deur Jackie Theron DWARSWEGSTRAND, DIBIKI EN ISLAND LAKE Die Tuinroete “motorhomers” is 'n lekker klomp mense. Omdat ons 'n relatief klein groep is, ken almal mekaar en is amal “almal se pêl !!” By Dwarswegstrand (17 tot 20 Oktober 2013) het 12 waens saamgetrek vir 'n ongelooflike naweek. Die weer was goed en die see-uitsig onverbeterlik. Tydens Saterdagoggend se reuse span-poging is braaipanne, gasstowe, spatels en wat nog, uitgepluk en 'n “gourmet” ontbyt in 'n japtrap voorberei. Daar is heerlik saamgewerk en saamgekuier en dadelik besluit om hierdie resep spoedig te herhaal. Tydens ons Jaareind-rally, wat plaasgevind het tussen 28 November en 1 Desember verlede jaar het 16 pare kampers by Dibiki, naby Hartenbos saamgetrek. Die braai-vure brand reeds van Woensdagaand af. Albert bring 2 snoeke saam om die naweek mee af te skop, maar omdat daar toe alreeds 4 waens is, word die vroue gestuur om gou nog snoek in Mosselbaai te gaan haal. Maar voor Albert sy oë kan uitvee daag nog 3 motorwoonwaens op en moet daar dringend 'n oproep na die snoekkopers gemaak word. En siedaar, die dames daag met nog twee groot blink-lywe op, genoeg vis vir 'n leer. Collie van Coller bewys sy meesterskap en maak die snoekies sommer in 'n japtrap lekker gaar. Daar bly skaars draad op die braai-roosters oor nadat ons klaar is, en Sue Broodryk het moeite om genoeg krummels bymekaar geskraap te kry om smoorsnoek van te maak. Terwyl 'n skaap eenkant op die spit begin verbruin, heers daar 'n geheimsinnige atmosfeer tussen die waens. Lede klee, grimeer en vermom hulself as narre, ringmeesters, “gypsies” en party daag selfs as perde en temmers op! Nodeloos om te sê, ons het 'n ware sirkus-fees gehad! En so sluit ons dan die jaar 2013 se program af!. Op die naweek van 17 tot 19 Januarie 2013 skop ons die nuwe jaar af te Island Lake naby Wildernis. Opgewonde om mekaar weer te sien, arriveer die inwoners van 11 “home-pies” by hierdie pragtige terrein, waar die knysna loeries vryelik in die hoë bome rond kuier. Ons word geseën met wonderlike weer vir die naweek en kuier heerlik saam. Sondag vertrek almal met 'n gevoel van genoegdoening , want die “binnelanners” (vakansiegangers) is weg en ons kampterreine behoort vir 'n slag weer aan ons!! A l b e r t e n J a c k i e : Die hartseer hansworse. MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 20 RALLY CALENDAR (also viewable on our web site) Rally Dates for 2014 per Region: Garden Route Western Cape Region March Our final program for 2014: 14 - 16 Feb Voortrekkerpark, Strand 04 - 06 Mar Montagu Park, Montagu 07 – 11 Mar Mini Toer 12 – 16 Mar 30th Anniversary, Garriep 11 - 13 Apr Onrus Karavaan Park, Onrus 16 - 18 May Palmiet, Kleinmond 20 - 22 Jun Guano Caves, Montagu 12 - 14 Aug Yzerfontein 12 - 14 Sep Montagu Park, Montagu (AGM) 24 - 26 Oct Silverstrand, Robertson 14 - 16 Nov Imhoff Park, Kommetjie 05 – 07 Dec De Hollandsche Molen. Paarl (Xmas Rally) Mpumalanga Region (Aloma 083 254 3285; [email protected]) 7-9 Mar 2014 12-16 Mar 14 25-27 Apr 14 16-25 May 14 25-27 Jul 2014 5-7 Sep 2014 17-19 Oct 2014 28-30 Nov 2014 Badplaas Forever Resort Gariep (National 30th) Rietspruit Heron Kruger Park Toer Die Tempel Lakeview (Mpumalanga AGM) To be confirmed (National AGM) De Voetpadkloof (Kers saamtrek) Eastern Cape 12th to 16th Mar Forever Resort Gariep/ Van Stadens River. 25th to 26th April Addo* 30th to 31st May Sitrusoewer 13th to16th June East London / Morgans Bay / Areena 25th to 26th July Beachview 29th to 30th August Willows 26th to 27th Sept Cannon Rocks ( AGM ) 24th to 25th Oct Forever Resort Plettenberg Bay. 28th to 29th Nov Pine Lodge ( Christmas Party) N.B. Any resort marked with an asterisk means member must book own site. 10 -16 Gariep Tour: Willowmore/ Graaff Reinet/ Forever Resort Gariep April 10 -13 Mossel Bay Punt May 23- 25 Heroldsbay June 19 - 22 Lake Pleasant (Sedgefield) July 24 - 27 Pine Creek (Grootbrak River) August 19 - 22 Calitzdorp Spa (this is a mid-week rally) September 18 - 21 Forever Resort Plettenberg Bay (AGM) October 16- 19 Dwarsweg strand November 27 – 30 Dibiki Hartenbos (Year-end rally) Northvaal Region 7 – 9 March 11-13 April 16-18 May 20-22 Jun 18-20 Jul 15-17 Aug 19-21 Sep 17-19 Oct 14-16 Nov 5 – 7 Dec Koppisol SIONBERGH (Heidelberg District) To be advised To be advised To be advised To be advised To be advised (Northvaaal AGM) To be advised (National AGM) SOUTDORING [ XMAS Rally] (Vereeniging District) To be advised Natal Region (Rally co-ordinator – Marianne Wardle 0824148425 [email protected]) 7 – 9 March Midmar dam Unfortunately no other rally detail available at time of printing. Please contact Marianne or your committee members for further detail. MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 21 ON A LIGHTER/SERIOUS NOTE Lag 'n slag: Best Clean Joke for years – for those of you that have “plans” * Rowers bind 'n ou tannie op 'n stoel vas terwyl hulle haar huis leeg dra. Sy sien hoe verdwyn al haar kosbare besittings en daar is net mooi niks wat sy kan doen nie. Uiteindelik stap die rowers uit en sy bly sit daar. Toe die laaste een uitstap, roep sy hom nader met die woorde: “haai “rape” julle dan nie meer nie?” Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests that they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds" Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jack: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "Yes" Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We do..." Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?" Pharmacist: "Yes." * A guy takes his new boat down to Cape Town from Jo'burg for a fishing trip. On his way back with the boat, his 4x4 breaks down around Beaufort West. He tries all he can but the 4x4 just doesn't want to go anymore. He tries his cell - no reception. After standing for about 4 hours without any cars going past, he suddenly realises that the boat has got a radio. Just maybe he is lucky and there is someone listening on the emergency channel. So he hops onto the boat, connects the battery and starts calling. 'Mayday! Mayday!' Just as he almost gives up hope, there's this faint definitely Capey voice coming over the air... “State dyour poezition Maaste.” This chap looks at his boat GPS and gives his position over the radio. Long silence... Then a voice comes over the air again. 'Djislaaaaaaaik Maaste….” Another long silence... “Djy moesie land darem met amoesa spoed getref het!” Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list.." At our Christmas rally I was confronted with an unearthly sound coming out of a motorhome whilst walking back to my motorhome. The guilty party was properly addressed at the next Chairman's Tea which then prompted his better halve to send this notice to me. Ek hoop die persoon sal volgende keer twee maal dink (LOL). Ari MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 22 ON A LIGHTER/SERIOUS NOTE Sometimes when you’re hurt, NO one cares. When you’re sad. NO one sees. When you cry, they look away. But fart 1 damn time, and EVERYONE NOTICES!! Laments of the poor Chairman If he writes a letter, it is too long Next we get two articles dug out of the archives ( f u n n y e n o u g h s t i l l applicable!)– enjoy! Editor. If he askes a member for his subscription, he’s insulting If he sends out the statements, If he doesn’t, he’s lazy he has left something out If a rally is a big success, the members get the praise If he edits the magazine, It’s full of mistakes If it is a failure, he gets the blame If he edits a members letter, he has done it badly If he asks for advice, he’s incompetent If he issues a bulletin, he’s a spendthrift If he doesn’t, he’s swollenIf he makes a suggestion, headed he’s a “know-all” Ashes to ashes, dust to dust If he says nothing, he’s useless If others won’t do it the If the attendance at rallies is Chairman must! slack, he should have called all the members up If he has them called up, he’s a pest MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 23 ON A LIGHTER/SERIOUS NOTE I AM FINE! There is nothing the matter with me! I am as healthy as can be. I have arthritis in both knees, and when I talk, I talk with a wheeze; My pulse is weak and my blood is thin; but I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in! Arch supports I have for my feet, or I wouldn’t be able to walk in the street; Sleep is denied me, night after night, but every morning I find I’m allright! My memory’s failing, my head’s in a spin, But I’m awfully well, for the shape I’m in! The moral is this, as the tale I unfold, that for me and for you who are growing old It’s better to say “I’m fine” with a grin than to let folks know the shape we’re in! How do I know that my youth is all spent? Well; my “get up and go” has got up and went! But I really don’t mind, when I think with a grin of all the grand places my “get up” has been. Old age is golden, I’ve heard it said, But sometimes I wonder as I get into bed: With my ears in the drawer - my teeth in a cup my eyes on the table - until I get up; Ere sleep comes o’er me - I say to myself: “Is there anything else I can put on the shelf?” When I was young, my slippers were red, and I could kick my heels right up to my head! When I grew older, my slippers were blue; but still I could dance the whole night through! Now that I’m old my slippers are black I walk to the store, and puff my way back! I get up each morning and dust off my wits, pick up the paper and read the “orbits”! If my name is not there, I know I’m not dead; so I get a good breakfast and go back to bed!! Submitted by Dr IJ van Zyl MOTORHOMER ISSUE 1/2014 - PAGE 24
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