Seal the Deal
7. Compliment her profusely.
Recommended areas to comment on: Clothes,
hair, eyes, or general appearance. [See
Diagram 2]
Subtle Ways to Get Her
Number
How to Get a Girl
Here are some excellent ways to easily acquire a
girl’s phone number!
1. Take a picture with your phone of something,
then offer to send it to her. When she agrees, ask
her for her number so that you can send her the
picture.
2. Act like you already have her number. Tell her
you will text her something later, and when she
gives you a funny look, ask her “Don’t I have your
number?” When the answer is no, ask her for it so
you can text that something to her.
3. Create a random phone number. Ask her if that
number is her’s. When she says no, then proceed to
ask her what her number is.
Diagram 2 – Recommended compliment areas.
8. Officially ask her out.
a. [IMPORTANT] Do not ask her out over
facebook or over text messages. Be sure to ask
her out in person.
4. Create any sort of mutual plans. Ask her for her
number so that you can coordinate the day of the
plans.
5. Ask a friend for her number. Proceed to text her
silly text messages, while slowly giving her clues
as to who you are. To simplify, pretend like you
really got her phone number so that you could
prank her.
b. Plan the date at least two days out. Placing the
date too soon will decrease the importance of the
event.
c. Before the date, be sure to revisit step one.
Hygiene is of utmost importance at this stage.
Good luck!
By Kelly Doyle, Daniel Sieberhagen, and Vinh
Pham
Starting Out
First Encounter
Winning Her Slowly
1. Prepare ahead of time for
encounter.
3. Approach target.
5. Inquire what her telephone
number is.
a. Walk with confidence. [See Diagram 1]
a. Shower
a. Use subtle techniques. [see Subtle Ways to
Get Her Number]
b. Brush teeth
b. Do not call or text for at least one day, but
do not wait longer than three days.
[EXCEPTION] Disregard this if she texts or
calls you first.
c. Comb hair
d. Check zipper
e. [IMPORTANT] Keep bodily gases inside.
2. Acquire target.
Diagram 1 – A male demonstrating a confident
walk. Take note of his head being held high
and the wide swings of his arm.
a. Choose location of hunt. [See Table 1 for
[WARNING] Pick-up lines do not work.
where to find specific types of girls.]
b. If possible, acquire a wingman for moral
support and conversational aid.
Type of Girl
Locations
Athletic
Nerdy
The gym
Library
Hipster
Concerts
Gothic
Graveyard
Punk
Skate parks
Desperate
Broke
eHarmony
College
Religious
Church
Table 1 – Where to find different types of girls
6. Invite the girl on a "not-date."
A not-date is an outing during which one party is
unaware that they were invited with the intent of
being flirted with. Not-dates can be very similar to
dates.
4. Engage in small talk.
a. For example, invite her to casually dine with
you at the dining hall. Or, ask her to join you
and a group of your friends for a movie.
[WARNING] Do not mention her weight, the
physical appearance of other females in the
vicinity, or Star Trek/Star Wars.
[WARNING] The trick where all your friends
mysteriously don't show up does not work. She
will know it was a set up.
[Tip] Ask about her cat.
b. Flirt casually with her throughout the night.