The Londoner The magazine of HASSRA London ISSUE 44 SPRING 2017 2 Welcome to the LONDONER Welcome to the 44th Edition of The Londoner. The Londoner is the official magazine of the London Region of HASSRA, the sports and social organisation for all staff in the Department for Work and Pensions, Department of Health and the Food Standards Agency plus all of their Agencies and Retired and Associate members from those Departments or their predecessors. Regional Business Partner Ray Allen HASSRA Office 3 Floor, Ramsgate FEPS Queens House Queens Street Ramsgate Kent CT11 9EW Tel 01843 258816 [email protected] rd Thanks to everyone who sent contributions for this issue. I have (hopefully!) credited them at the appropriate place. Articles are required for future editions of The Londoner. All contributions and suggestions are gratefully received. The next issue will be out in June 2017. Please send any contributions to me by 20th April. Please send contributions (including photographs where possible) to the Editor: Duncan Lloyd 2nd Floor, Acton Jobcentre, Armstrong Road, Acton, London, W3 7JL Tel: 020 8811 8284 [email protected] COVER PICTURE BARNES WETLANDS by Neil Furnice See page 8 IN THIS ISSUE Page 3 Calendar of Events Page 4 HASSRA Lottery results Page 5 Crossword Page 6 Social Media Page 7 General Knowledge Quiz Page 7 Pop Quiz Page 7 HASSRA Accounts Page 7 Sudoku Page 7 O2 Competition Winners Page 8 Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust Page 9 Down Your Way Page 11 St Austell Brewery Page 11 HASSRA Online Shop Page 12 Amsterdam Page 14 Micky Flanagan Prize Draw Page 15 Picture Quiz Page 16 Haunted London Page 18 Wine Club Page 18 Snainton Golf Page 19 Verona Page 20 English Heritage Page 22 The Story Behind the Song – Down Under Page 23 APH Page 24 London Rugby Clubs – London Welsh Page 26 Charity for Civil Servants Page 26 Squash Page 26 Original Bus Tour Page 26 Eden Project Page 27 Cinema Tickets Page 28 Drinking with Charles Dickens Page 30 Chess Club Page 30 Golf Society Page 31 HASSRA Development Scheme Page 31 CSMA Page 31 Conkers Page 32 Christmas Jumpers Page 33 Valentines Day Page 34 MacArthur Glen Page 34 London Eye Page 34 Paultons Park Page 34 Haven Page 35 National Brewery Centre Page 35 Cottages 4You Page 36 Pepys Diary Page 38 Ray Carnell Page 38 Christmas Cracker Draw Page 38 CSIS Page 38 Butlins Page 38 CADW Page 39 Quiz Answers Page 40 Sports Day HASSRA LONDON CALENDAR OF EVENTS DATE MARCH 2017 Thursday 16th March 2017 Wednesday 22nd March 2017 APRIL 2017 Monday 10th April 2017 Thursday 20th April 2017 MAY 2017 Thursday 11th May 2017 Thursday 18th May 2017 Thursday 18th May 2017 JUNE 2017 Monday 12th June 2017 Thursday 15th June 2017 Tuesday 27th June 2017 Wednesday 28th June 2017 JULY 2017 Saturday 8th July 2017 Wednesday 12th July 2017 Thursday 20th July 2017 Friday 21st July 2017 AUGUST 2017 Friday 18th August 2017 SEPTEMBER 2017 Saturday 9th September 2017 Monday 11th September 2017 Thursday 21st September 2017 Friday 29th September 2017 OCTOBER 2017 Thursday 19th October 2017 NOVEMBER 2017 Thursday 16th November 2017 DECEMBER 2017 Thursday 14th December 2017 EVENT LOCATION Wine Club meeting HASSRA London AGM National Liberal Club Golf Society Day Wine Club meeting Bletchingley GC HASSRA National Conference Wine Club meeting Golf Society Day Warwick University Golf Match versus East of England Wine Club meeting Golf Society Day Sports Day Abridge GC HASSRA National Festival Golf Match versus West Midlands Wine Club meeting Golf Society Day Warwick University Northamptonshire GC Golf Society Day Horton Park GC HASSRA National Festival Golf Match versus Leeds Wine Club meeting Golf Society Day Warwick University Beau Desert GC 3 Tyrrells Wood GC Thorndon Park GC NPL Teddington Bushey Hill GC South Buckinghamshire GC Wine Club meeting Wine Club meeting Wine Club meeting If you are running a HASSRA event that you would like added to our Calendar of Events, please let me know via [email protected] and we’ll add you to the list. We are looking to advertise all dates for the single activity clubs and events that cover multiple offices. National HASSRA’s photos now available online! You can now view images from HASSRA’s national events on our new Flick page. Events currently available to view are the National AGM 2015, National AGM 2016, National Awards Dinner 2015, National Awards Dinner 2016, National Festival July 2015, National Festival September 2015, National Festival July 2016 National Festival September 2016. To view the photos, go onto the HASSRA website and follow the link or log on to: www.flickr.com/photos/hassra_national/albums Please note: For optimal viewing it is recommended that members use NON-Departmental equipment. 4 CONGRATULATIONS Since the last edition of The Londoner, these London members have won prizes in the HASSRA lottery £12,500 A Winner London NAM £2,500 Sajitha Warrier Ilford A Winner Stratford Martin Gregory Hoxton £1,000 Andrew Holmes Hackney A Winner Poplar Shameika Eccleston Jason Sparkes Caxton House £500 Tim Dobson Hammersmith A Winner Harrow A Winner Ealing Stemma Ogundamisi Dalston £250 Muhammed Adelekan Woolwich A Winner Ilford Mark Swindells Caxton House Those named A Winner have opted for no publicity or have yet to be contacted by the draw officials. From the January 2016 draw, the top prize increased to £12,500, with 4 prizes of £2,500, 15 prizes of £1,000, 25 prizes of £500 and 20 prizes of £250 giving you lots of chances to win. An application form for the HASSRA Lottery can be found on the HASSRA London website www.hassra.org.uk. A full list of winners each month can also be found on the website. 5 1 2 3 SOLUTION INSIDE BACK COVER 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 15 14 16 18 17 19 20 21 22 23 24 28 32 25 29 30 33 34 37 38 35 27 31 36 39 40 41 ACROSS 1 Common name for stomach muscle (2) 3 First wife of Mick Jagger (6) 9 Medium grade pencil (2) 11 Duo who recorded ‘Welcome Home’ (6,3,3) 12 ‘—Balls’ dancing MP (2) 13 ‘—Wells’ Sci-Fi writer (1,1) 14 Chemical symbol for silver (2) 15 Motoring organisation (1,1) 17 ‘—Arnold’ Soul singer 18 The Press (6, 6) 21 ‘—Duce’ Mussolini’s title 22 Totals (4) 24 Roman two thousand (2) 25 Rhythm instrument (4) 28 Group that sets manufacturing standards (3) 26 31 ‘Midge ---‘ Ultravox singer (3) 32 Gift given at Easter (9,3) 38 ‘ The –‘ TV series based in Orange County, California (1,1) 39 Part of an Orchestra featuring trumpets (5, 7) 41 Nazi paramilitary organisation (1,1) 42 Male offspring (3) DOWN 1 Primate (3) 2 County location of Luton (12) 3 Eastern European country (7) 4 Internet country code for Iran (2) 5 Remains of a fire (3) 6 Moan at a horse (3) 7 Logo of the Cartoon Network TV channel (2) 42 8 Changed to fit it (7) 9 Cardiac Doctor (5,7) 10 Plead (3) 16 Attends (2) 17 Post Script (1,1) 19 That man (3) 20 Tree (3) 22 Alphabet (3) 23 Heavy metal band (3) 26 Regret (3) 27 Homer’s daughter (3) 29 Monopoly square (2) 30 Film alien (1,1) 33 Spare money (4) 34 Defeat (4) 35 High cards (4) 36 Consumes (4) 37 One of Jupiter’s moons (2) 6 You can find HASSRA London on Social Media sites Search for ‘HASSRA London’. It is a closed group so contents can only be viewed by members. Don’t forget to also invite your work colleagues to join. Follow us on Twitter @london_hassra Log on to both to see information on events, offers, competitions and latest news GENERAL KNOWLEDGE QUIZ Solution inside back page 1 In which state is the US town of Gettysburg 2 By what name were Edward McGuiness and Cyril Mead better known 3 In Greek mythology, on which island did the Minotaur live? 4 Who led the Dambusters raid in World War 2? 5 In which television show did Lord Ralph Mayhew, Rowley Birkin QC and Ron Manager appear? 6 Who did Larry Lamb play in EastEnders? 7 Which dog’s name translates as Badger Dog 8 Who was issued the Nobel Peace prize in both the First and Second World Wars? 9 Which character has been voiced by both David Jason and Alexander Armstrong? 10 By what common name is the galaxy that contains our own solar system known? SUDUKO 7 Solution inside back page POP MUSIC QUIZ Solution inside back page 1 Who were the studio band for most of Joe Meek’s recordings? 2 Who recorded the original version of the Cilla Black hit ‘Anyone Who Had A Heart? 3 Which two artistes have represented the UK twice in the Eurovision Song Contest? 4 Under what two names did Bernard Jewry have hits? 5 Which band had amps that went up to 11? 6 Dwayne Michael Carter Junior records under what name? 7 Millie Mackintosh, from the TV programme made in Chelsea, is married to which rapper? 8 Which of his singles went to number one after Elvis Presley died? 9 Who replaced Ian Gillan in Deep Purple? 10 Whose remix of Run-DMC’s ‘It’s Like That’ went to number one in the UK? ACCOUNTS REMINDER Just a quick reminder that although we don’t pay your rebates until July time, club accounts are due in by end of March at the latest please. If you have any problems or issues with your accounts, please get in touch, via 01843 258816 or [email protected] sooner rather than later via as late submission may your rebate level being paid in this year. Here are the latest winners of our 02 VIP ticket competition. Look out for more competitions on our Facebook page, in the e-mail updates and a new competition to win Mickey Flanagan tickets on Page 14 of this issue Rod Stewart – Sharon Mortlock Fat Boy Slim – Ed Clift Jingle Bell Ball – Deborah McGrow Disney On Ice – Beverley Mitchell Linda Dennis Carole Vernon Janet Zamornii Geraldine Ward Norbert Pereira Drake – Jacquie Simpson Greenday – Florence Victorie Strictly Come Dancing – Lorna Buchanan Lorraine Dowe Donna McCall Brit Awards – Waqas Zahid Jack Whitehall – Julie Hawthorn Olly Murs – Michelle Goddard 8 WILDFOWL AND WETLANDS TRUST When I first read on the back of my copy of the Londoner that HASSRA had teamed up with the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust to provide free entry to HASSRA members I was quite excited (I clearly don’t get out much). Being a keen birdwatcher I had visited the Barnes Wetlands previously it being only 30 minutes’ drive from my house but never regularly visited due to the £12 entrance fee for an Adult and £33 for a family of four. So, I grabbed my binoculars, camera and HASSRA membership card and drove over to Barnes. The Barnes Wetlands Queen Elizabeth’s Walk opened in May 2000 and was formed around four disused Victorian reservoirs and covers over 100 acres in urban west London. A loop path can be followed around the site leading to a number of large hides, all of which have bird posters and books so you can identify what you are looking at. The site has various ponds where you can look at pond life, also otters which you can view being fed at set times during the day. There is a slightly pricey cafeteria which has great outdoor tables overlooking the site but it can be very busy particularly during the summer. On my visit I saw numerous cormorants, grey herons, teal and a couple of common snipe. Overall it was a great free day out courtesy of HASSRA. Neil Furnice Caxton House The HASSRA deal grants all members FREE entry for two adults and up to four children at any Wetlands Centre in the UK. Just present your HASSRA membership card when you arrive. The WWT has nine different Wetland Centres across the UK at Arundel, West Sussex; Caerlaverock, Scotland; Castle Espie, N/Ireland; Llanelli, Wales; Barnes, London; Martin Mere, West Lancashire; Slimbridge, Gloucestershire; Washington; Tyne and Wear; and Welney, Norfolk. COMING SOON FREE ENTRY TO TOWER OF LONDON HAMPTON COURT, KENSINGTON PALACE AND KEW PALACE. LOOK OUT FOR DETAILS ON THE HASSRA WEBSITE, E-MAIL UPDATES AND FACEBOOK PAGE DOWN YOUR WAY…... …… CHARING CROSS 9 This wooden sculpted cross was the work of the medieval sculptor, Alexander of Abingdon. It was destroyed in 1647 on the orders of Parliament during the Civil War. The 70 ft high stone replica in front of Charing Cross station was erected in 1865. It was designed by the architect E.M.Barry and carved by Thomas Earp. Fragments of the medieval original remain in the Museum of London. Charing Cross is the junction of The Strand, Whitehall and Cockspur Street, south of Trafalgar Square. Charing Cross is named after the Eleanor cross that once stood at the site, in what was once the hamlet of Charing. The site of the cross has been occupied since 1675 by an equestrian statue of King Charles I. A loose Victorian replica of the medieval cross, the Queen Eleanor Memorial Cross, was erected a short distance to the east outside the railway station. Until 1931, "Charing Cross" referred to the part of Whitehall between Great Scotland Yard and Trafalgar Square. At least one property retains a "Charing Cross" postal address: Drummonds Bank, on the corner of Whitehall and The Mall, which is designated "49 Charing Cross" (not to be confused with Charing Cross Road). Since the early 19th century, Charing Cross has often been regarded as the notional "centre of London", and is now the point used to measure distances from London. The name of the area, Charing, is derived from the Old English word "cierring", referring to a bend in the River Thames. The addition of the name "Cross" to the hamlet's name originates from the Eleanor cross erected in 1291–94 by King Edward I as a memorial to his wife, Eleanor of Castile, and placed between the former hamlet of Charing and the entrance to the Royal Mews of the Palace of Whitehall The cross has given its name to a railway station, a tube station, police station, hospital, a hotel, a theatre, and a music hall, which lay beneath the arches of the railway station. Charing Cross Road was named after the railway station, which was a major destination for traffic, rather than for the original cross. At some time between 1232 and 1236, the Chapel and Hospital of St Mary Rounceval was founded at Charing. It occupied land at the corner of the modern Whitehall and into the centre of Northumberland Avenue. The house and lands were seized for the king in 1379, under a statute "for the forfeiture of the lands of schismatic aliens". Protracted legal action returned some rights to the prior, but in 1414, Henry V suppressed the 'alien' houses. The priory fell into a long decline due to lack of money and arguments regarding the collection of tithes with the parish church of St Martin-in-the-Fields. In 1541, religious artefacts were removed to St Margaret's, and the chapel was adapted as a private house and its almshouse were sequestered to the Royal Palace. 10 In 1608–09, the Earl of Northampton built Northumberland House on the eastern portion of the property. In June 1874, the whole of the duke's property at Charing Cross, was purchased by the Metropolitan Board of Works for the formation of Northumberland Avenue. In 1554, Charing Cross was the site of the final battle of Wyatt's Rebellion. This was an attempt by Thomas Wyatt and others to overthrow Queen Mary I of England, soon after her accession to the throne and replace her with Lady Jane Grey. Wyatt's army had come from Kent, and with London Bridge barred to them, had crossed the river by what was then the next bridge upstream, at Hampton Court. Their circuitous route brought them down St. Martin's Lane to Whitehall. The palace was defended by 1,000 men under Sir John Gage at Charing Cross; they retreated within Whitehall after firing their shot, causing consternation within – thinking the force had changed sides. The rebels – themselves, fearful of artillery on the higher ground around St James's – did not press their attack and marched onto Ludgate; where they were met by the Tower Garrison and surrendered. The statue of Charles I, erected in 1633, on the site of the original cross. was ordered to be destroyed by Parliament in 1649. Subsequently, after being hidden by the man charged with destroying the statue, it resurfaced at the Restoration, and was re-erected here in 1675. A prominent pillory, where malefactors were publicly flogged, was situated next to the statue of King Charles. To the south of Charing Cross was the Hungerford Market, established at the end of the 16th century; and to the north was the King's Mews, a royal stable. The area around the pillory was a popular place of street entertainment. Samuel Pepys records in his diaries visiting the surrounding taverns and watching the entertainments and executions that were held there This whole area was transformed when Trafalgar Square was built on the site in 1832. A famous inn called the "Golden Cross" – first mentioned in 1643 – stood in the former village of Charing. From here, in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, coaches departed by various routes to around England. The inn features in Sketches by Boz, David Copperfield and The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. In the last, the dangers to public safety of the low archway between the inn to the street were memorably pointed out by Mr Jingle. The inn was demolished for the creation of Trafalgar Square and a new Golden Cross Hotel was built in the 1830s on the triangular site now fronted by South Africa House. Though this hotel is now also gone, the memory is preserved in commercial offices facing the Strand named Golden Cross House. Charing Cross railway station opened in 1864 on The Strand with the Charing Cross Hotel. From then onward, Charing Cross began to be perceived as the centre of London and distances to London began to be measured to and from the Station. The original station was built by the South Eastern Railway as their London terminus for services to South London and Kent although most trains also stop at Waterloo East and London Bridge. Charing Cross also has two undergrounds stations, Charing Cross and Embankment Originally Embankment was called Charing Cross, while the present Charing Cross was Trafalgar Square (Bakerloo line) and Strand (Northern line) stations, combining under the new name when connected by the new Jubilee line station in 1979. Located in Charing Cross are the National Liberal Club in Whitehall Place, venue for the HASSRA London AGM and the Civil Service Club in Great Scotland Yard which is open to membership for all current and ex-Civil Servants. 11 Many of Charing Cross’s bars and restaurants are located in Villiers Street including an All Bar One, Café Rouge, Lupita (Mexican), Biagio Trattoria (Italian) Five Guys (American), Herman ze German (Guess), L’Ulivo (Italian), The Olive Grove (Mediterranean), La Piazza (Italian), Villers (British / European) and Grand Indian. The Princess of Wales is a Nicholsons pub, also in Villiers Street. They usually have half a dozen real ales on tap including from the Fullers and Sharps breweries. The Sherlock Holmes is located in Northumberland Street. It is a Greene King pub with their full range of beers. In the station itself is The Beer House, which is handy for the trains and sells a wide range of overpriced beers. The Ship and Shovel is a Hall and Woodhouse pub in Craven Passage. It I actually two pubs as he bars are either side of the passage in the Charing Cross station arches. The pub sells Badger, Sussex and Tanglefoot bitters. In the arches under Charing Cross station is the Heaven nighclub, a predominantly gay club that took over the venue in 1979 from the Global Village nightclub. Between 1983 and 2003, Heaven was part of Richard Brandon’s Virgin Group. FRED OLSEN CRUISE LINES HASSRA and Fred. Olsen Cruise Lines are delighted to announce a benefit for all HASSRA members & retired members. Save 10%* off the cost of any Fred. Olsen Cruise! This saving is in addition to any promotional discounts on offer at the time of booking. What’s more, friends and family travelling on your booking will qualify too! Fred Olsen cruises depart from 10 ports around the UK to over 200 destinations worldwide. To find out more visit www.fredolsencruises.com The unique promotion code is available from the HASSRA Online Shop HASSRA members can get 10% discount in any St Austell Brewery managed pubs. The discount will be taken off at the till when you show your HASSRA membership card. The pubs that are available are: Atlantic Hotel, St Mary's, Isles of Scilly, Cornwall Atlantic Inn, St Mary's, Isles of Scilly, Cornwall Central Inn, 11 Central Square, Newquay, Cornwall County Arms, Highertown, Truro, Cornwall Fort Inn, 63 Fore Street, Newquay, Cornwall The Globe, Fore Street, Topsham, Exeter Great Western Hotel, Cliff Road, Newquay, Cornwall Harbour Inn, Commercial Road, Porthleven, Cornwall Holmbush Inn, Holmbush Road, St Austell, Cornwall Hope & Anchor, Hope Cove, Kingsbridge, Devon Lifeboat Inn, Wharf Road, St Ives, Cornwall Masons Arms, Branscombe, Seaton, Devon Old Custom House, South Quay, Padstow, Cornwall Old Market House, The Quay, Brixham, Devon Old Success Inn, Sennen Cove, Cornwall Oystercatcher Bar, Polzeath, Wadebridge, Cornwall Pedn-Olva Hotel, St Ives, Cornwall Port William, Trebarwith Strand, Tintagel, Cornwall Rashleigh Arms, St Austell, Cornwall Ship Inn, Mousehole, Penzance, Cornwall The Ship, The Barbican, Plymouth, Devon Shipwrights, North Quay, Padstow, Cornwall Three Crowns, High Street, Chagford, Devon HASSRA ONLINE SHOP All 12 HASSRA Regions are now eligible to use the HASSRA on-line shop to purchase their cinema and theme park tickets. This facility enables members to order tickets on-line. Before you can place your first order, you will be required to register your details on the site so that we can set up your on-line account. The registration process allows us to authenticate your HASSRA membership and may take up to five working days, after which you will receive an e-mail to advise that your account is activated and you can place orders on-line. Please read the instructions carefully on the website how to access the HASSRA shop via www.hassrashop.org.uk. 12 HASSRA LONDON IN AMSTERDAM Amsterdam was attended by 40 people; a mix of members and non-members; all had a great time and have requested a ‘Dam part two’. Read what some of them had to say: We arrived at the bubbly city of Amsterdam into our very lush 5-star Hotel, Ramada Apollo late in the evening. The hotel was fantastic with helpful, friendly staff, complete with breakfast. On Saturday morning we were treated to a guided tour of the beautiful Canal and Tram city of Amsterdam. We viewed the various canals, the Heineken factory, the Dam Square, Rijks Museum, Anne Frank House, the Flower Market, Van Gogh, Rembrandt museums, Magna Plaza and of course the infamous ‘red light’ district and ‘coffee joints’ before arriving at the Cheese factory where a very well-informed and knowledgeable aide took us through the story of Cheese and Clogs. We then visited a famous Dutch windmill nearby which was absolutely breath- taking considering how old it was; we were made to understand that the Dutch were not the original inventor of windmills but they were the ones to discover that windmills could turn 360 degrees. We then had a unique opportunity of having a photo shoot in front of the windmill. Travelling or going places is no big deal; people have been doing that from the time of the great explorers like Captain James Cook 1726-1779. But travelling to Amsterdam, Holland by coach via one of the incredible amazing wonders of the world, the Euro Channel Tunnel criss-crossing France and Belgium before finally arriving at your destination is audacious, adventurous and fun galore. This, precisely, thanks to Caxton House HASSRA and HASSRA London, and our very own able and amiable mandarin; Michelle Philip who planned, arranged and was our tour-guide did the weekend 11th to 14th November, 2016! The coach, driven by a friendly driver, promptly, picked participants from 3 London locations; Uxbridge, Victoria and Stratford. We then proceeded to Folkestone Kent, where we boarded the amazing ferry that drove us through the tunnel to Calais where we stopped for refreshments and sight-seeing. We had the opportunity to buy a few drinks at reasonable rates in preparation for Christmas! We proceeded and passed through Belgium where we stopped again at the Chocolate factory in GISTEL, Belgium and had the rare chance of seeing and tasting the famous wide range of Chocolates; yummy! On Sunday, many of us wandered off privately to explore the city more. A group told of the amazing time they had at the Diamond factory in Antwerp. The journey back on Monday was equally entrancing as we again passed through Belgium and France, stopping for about 2 hours in the famous Belgium Bruges to savour the horse-drawn carriages, picturesque and medieval town before continuing our epic journey back to the UK. It was indeed a ‘time of our lives’ and all this from around £159 depending on if you shared or had a twin, single or double-room to yourself. And the good thing is some of us had the great opportunity of bringing along families and loved ones. Paul O My trip to Amsterdam with HASSRA was wonderful. It was my first trip to Holland and I was smitten with the place. It felt so relaxing and stress free I did not want to come back to London this was a first for me to feel this way after a holiday. The people that we went with was were so friendly some were seasoned travellers with HASSRA others like myself and partner were newbies, everyone supported each other. We enjoyed seeing the sites and learning the history of the place, and I hope to go back to see sites we missed before we exit Europe. 13 enjoyed our last night in Amsterdam then back to the hotel to get ready for our journey home on the Monday I would like to thank Michelle for organising the trip and our coach driver Tomasz who ensured that we got everywhere safely and on time. Malcolm Carol Day three On the way home we stopped in Bruges and shopped again then stopped for a short time in France for the Eurostar for 40 minute journey. We all had a great break relaxed and visited many places. We would defiantly go on a HASSRA trip again that’s for sure What can I say ....This year's road trip to Amsterdam was fantastic.....like fine wine it gets better every year. Don't let the early start or little chill put you off from enjoying yourselves. This is my 3rd trip and it was great. We stayed in Ramada Apollo Amsterdam Hotel, what a great hotel. I really had a room with a view, on the 7th floor, spotless all round. Breakfast on the 17th floor was fit for a King/Queen, full bellies all round great value for money I must say, some could have stayed up there all day eh Nick ha ha. Amsterdam is easy to get around on the tram. The tram was just around the corner from the hotel and took as straight in the heart of where all the action is. We did walk from our hotel to the centre taking in the shops and sites along the way, was a lovely walk and before you know it you are in the town centre, The driver of the coach was very funny and accommodating Day one The hotel was lovely with very comfy beds it was clean the staff was very helpful and the breakfast was stunning YUM. We went on a coach trip around Amsterdam with an English-speaking tour guide. It was very interesting visiting a small cheese supplier who demonstrated the making of cheese and also clogs. We also went on a boat trip around Amsterdam then went to the sex museum. We walked around Amsterdam into the red light district this was an eye opener. Went shopping for gifts and souvenirs. Found a restaurant which did eat as much ribs and chips as you wanted to for 14 euros (Very good value) Day two Went to the Amsterdam zoo enjoyed seeing the animals for four hours. Went on the trams and the underground and found another restaurant. We A must go and see for me was Anne Frank House, which was a few stops from our hotel. Book tickets in advance to avoid the long queues and yes they are very long. Very interesting story about the young Jewish girl and the Family in hiding from the Nazis. Lovely cafe and gift shop inside. Sea Palace is a great Chinese restaurant, we call it the floating restaurant as it’s on the water and seats over 700 people over 3 floors serves great food, book in advance. Some of us went to the Vincent Van Gogh Museum and Diamond Museum. The Body work for me was fab, not for the faint- hearted as it’s all about dead bodies still very interesting. A canal tour is well worth a go, to hear and learn the history of Amsterdam. Night life is great, lots of places to eat drink and party. There are some attractions for "Adults Only". On our return home we stopped off in Bruges for a few hours, great to stock up your chocolates and waffles. Michelle we had a great time and we would 1000% go again if you are organising it count us in. Can we fly next time.... just asking. Joan 14 MICKY FLANAGAN IS BRINGING HIS LIVE TOUR TO THE O2 THIS SEPTEMBER. This follows his record breaking “Back In The Game” tour of 2013 which took in an incredible 129 shows - making it the biggest comedy tour in the world that year having sold an unbelievable 500,000 tickets in the UK and Ireland alone. The reviews were nothing short of celebratory, The Times exclaimed, “Micky Flanagan is on fire” *****, The Daily Star said he was “at the top of his game” *****, and The Daily Telegraph proclaimed “Flanagan is the man of the moment, comedy’s meteoric success”***** For a chance to win one of two pairs of VIP tickets please answer the following question What was Micky’s first job straight out of school? Send your answer along with: Your name HASSRA/Payroll Number Telephone number Type of membership: DWP/DH/OTHER HEALTH/RETIRED/ASSCOATE ETC TO [email protected] COMPETITION CLOSES MIDNIGHT FRIDAY 28TH JULY 2017 USUAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY GOOD LUCK! 15 PICTURE QUIZ Can you name these famous “schoolboys” ? Answers inside back page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 16 HAUNTED LONDON BENDROSE HOUSE AMERSHAM During the 1950s, Sir Derek Jules Gaspard Ulric Niven van den Bogaerde, better known as actor Dirk Bogarde, lived in Bendrose House, with his partner Anthony Forwood. Bendrose House is an 16th Century cottage in Amersham village The oldest bedroom in the cottage was used as a guest bedroom. Seven different guest, unbeknown to each other, all reported being woken up between 3 and 4 am by what they described as an electric shock followed by hearing footsteps running away down the corridor. The ghost is reportedly that of Oliver Cromwell who once stayed at the cottage during the Civil War. RICHMOND GREEN On Saturday 23rd October 1886, the Richmond and Twickenham Times sold on Saturday 23rd October 1886 ran a report of a ghost haunting Richmond Green. Their report said: “During the last few evenings considerable excitement has existed in the neighbourhood of Richmond Green, inconsequence of a statement that a ghost was to be seen. As a rule, ghosts are very sensitive creatures, and only exhibit themselves at the witching hour of midnight, under vague and uncertain circumstances, and in the presence of a solitary and terrified mortal; but the Richmond ghost was of a more obliging disposition, for he was on view for several evenings and seen by some hundreds of persons. Of its form there was some doubt, but that it could be seen by all who cared to walk around the far side of Richmond Green after dark was undeniable. There it was, on the corner of the stable of Avenue House, a white figure which some declared was the unhappy spirit of a clown with his hands in his pockets, while others were of the opinion that it was the shade of a former vicar of Richmond, clad in his white surplice, who had come to terrify his old parishioners. Indeed some went so far as to say that the mysterious figure was seen looking out of the windows of the Vicarage, but this is not corroborated. That there was some unusual appearance on the stables of Avenue House however was beyond doubt, and crowds of boys assembled to see it, in addition to some ladies and gentlemen, who seemed profoundly interested in the matter. And now for the explanation. Recently it appears, the lamp-post opposite the house of Mr. Noyce has been supplied with a double burner. This gives a stronger light than usual, and throws a bright reflection on the stable of Avenue House. Intervening obstructions cause this to assume something approaching a human shape and imagination does the rest. The crowds assembling to see the ‘ghost’ have been so troublesome that it has been found necessary to extinguish the lamp and so banish the uncanny visitor, who seems in this particular to have departed from the usual rule, for he evidently does not like darkness rather than light, as the moment the light is extinguished the ‘ghost’ disappears. Last night a considerable number of boys assembled, but as the lamp was not lit there was nothing to see” KINGS ARMS HAMPTON COURT 17 Crystal Palace Tunnel was built as part of the southern terminus of the Crystal Palace and South London Junction Railway - the company founded to deliver visitors to the reconstructed Crystal Palace when it moved from Hyde Park in 1852. The line opened to revenue earning services on the 1st August 1865. During the building of the line, one of the construction workers was hit by a train and decapitated. His headless body has been seen walking up and down the tunnel looking for his head. The Kings Arms is one of Britain’s oldest pubs and sits in the shadows of the famous palace opposite the entrance to Bushey Park. In the 19th century a boy is rumoured to have found his mother hanged in the building. The lad was so disturbed he threw himself out a window and died. Both ghosts of the mum and son are said to have haunted the pub ever since and a grey-haired lady is also said to appear in a bedroom window. In December 2013, the Monteforte family were having a pre-Christmas meal at the pub and took a family photo. In the background, behind the dad was a grainy image of a woman who appeared to be floating off the ground. The family said there was nobody behind them when the picture was taken. An urban rumour connected with local train tunnels concerns an experimental pneumatic railway that was built in the area. The tunnel ran for 600 yards between the Sydenham and Penge entrances to the park. The line operated from 27 August 1864 to October 1864 and closed as the railway was uneconomic and unreliable. Many years after, a local girl reported that she had climbed into the now sealed up tunnel and saw a complete train full of skeleton passengers in Victorian clothing. The myth resurfaced from time to time but no recent excavations have revealed the mystery tunnel. This legend has been developed into the fantasy novel Strange Air by Tom Brown. CHANNELSEA RAILWAY DEPOT STRATFORD CRYSTAL PALACE RAIL TUNNEL In 1994, a British Rail employee reported seeing a tall man wearing a cape and top hat standing by a hanger. He had a terrible grin and a mouth full of white teeth, and immediately vanished, leaving the witness very cold and apprehensive. A few months later, in the same area, the witness felt a strong tug at her bag that almost pulled her over; she spun around expecting to see a colleague, but no one was in sight. 18 HASSRA LONDON WINE CLUB The HASSRA London Wine Club has a membership drawn from all of HASSRA’s associated Departments. The Club meets each month to try wines from different parts of the world. HASSRA London Wine 2017 Programme Date JAN Topic No meeting Speaker 16 02 17 A taste of Portugal Chris Smith 16 03 17 White and red burgundy 20 04 17 A new taste of New Zealand 18 05 17 The Pacific North West 15 06 17 Southern Rhone -10 Years On 20 07 17 BYOB Blind Tasting AUG No meeting Paul Mapplebeck 21 09 17 From the cellar Graham Kent Lincoln Blair Ian McLaren Greg Markey N/A 19 10 17 TBC 16 11 17 Ribero del Duero Ian McLaren 14 12 17 Port Paul Mapplebeck We meet at different locations in Central London – including Caxton House and Wellington House – to taste and discuss wine. Each event takes about 2 hours. We have a short presentation about each of the wines as we drink them. All regular meetings are on the 3rd Thursday of each month (The exceptions are March – 3rd Wednesday, October 3rd Friday and December 2nd Tuesday. There are no meetings in March and August). We aim to start each tasting at about 6pm and finish by 8-30pm. A presenter talks about the wines (usually between 8 and 10 wines) as we try them (yes, we do get to drink them). People are encouraged to discuss the wines and give feedback to the presenter – no prior knowledge is required, there isn’t a test! The club also provides a cold buffet included in the cost of each event. Most events cost about £13-50 for HASSRA members if they also join the wine club. A higher charge is made to non-Club members. In addition to the regular meetings we occasionally hold “special” tastings. These are at a higher cost but feature rare or more expensive wines. In 2014 we held a vertical tasting of five vintage Krug champagne. So, if you are interested in trying a wine tasting, contact Teresa Cox to get on out e-mailing list and get exclusive advance notification of the wines on offer each month. [email protected] Snainton are ‘Today’s Golfer’ Top Online Golf Equipment Retailer and Mail Order Company. With industry low prices and friendly PGA qualified staff they are giving HASSRA members 7.5% exclusive extra discount on all online or telephone orders. The 7.5% discount applies to everything shown on their website. This offer’s exceptional value as the Snainton Golf prices are already incredibly low on price comparison. To receive your 7.5% extra exclusive discount simply enter the promotional code, (available via the HASSRA Online Shop) at the checkout stage of the online ordering process on www.snaintongolf.co.uk or call 01723 850014. HASSRA LONDON IN VERONA 19 To combat the food excesses, we ensured we took in the local sights of which there are many including the Arena in the Piazza Bra which is magnificent and in summer offers regular operas (certainly one to return for) and of course the supposed homes of both Romeo and Juliet and that famous balcony (although note this is apparently a later addition!). Also very worth a visit was the Giardino Giusti a fantastic garden and the Roman Theatre. Verona Christmas market took place between the 8th and 11th of December and was attended a party of HASSRA members. Again, all had a fabulous time and said everything about the trip was absolutely fantastic! Read what one of our members had to say: Verona Trip We have just returned from a fantastic trip to Verona in Northern Italy offered by HASSRA. The trip was great value for money and as someone who, despite having been a HASSRA member for more years than I care to mention, hasn’t previously booked anything like this through them before I would thoroughly recommend everyone using them for similar trips. The price included British Airways flights from Gatwick to Verona, transfers to and from the accommodation and three nights in the Hotel Giberti. The hotel was just 20 minutes from the airport and is very convenient for the sights and the Christmas Markets that they have at this time of year, being less than 10 minutes’ walk from the main square. The bedrooms have recently been refurbished and finished to a very high standard. There are actually several different markets at this time of the year offering a range of goods from traditional Christmas gifts, decorations, dried meats and cheeses, clothes including leather and wool items and other Italian goods including of course the local Pandoro cake, wine and grappa! There were also lots of stalls selling sweet and savoury treats including my favourite which were freshly cooked flat doughnuts slathered in Nutella - delicious! In the evening we tried several restaurants including a small local one which offered a great value set menu and wine in a carafe to something a little more upmarket offering traditional dishes including horse stew! There are also many designer shops in the ancient and very narrow back streets which are often packed with tourists resulting in the feeling of being on a train or tube at the height of rush hour, but slip down one of the side roads and move to an adjacent road and suddenly all is calm again! Verona is also well placed for trips to other destinations including Lake Garda, Vicenza, Padua and Venice but with all that Verona had to offer we didn’t even have time to think about going there! Martin 20 LONDON WALL Set immediately north of the Tower of London, right in the heart of Tower Hill, stands one of the most substantial and impressive surviving sections of the London Wall. We have teamed up with English Heritage to provide free corporate membership for HASSRA members and their families. English Heritage has over 400 historic sites across the length and breadth of England, attracting over 11 million visitors each year. Our corporate membership deal grants all HASSRA members free entry to participating English Heritage sites for 2 Adults and up to six children. All you need to do to take advantage of this offer is simply present your HASSRA membership card when you arrive. What could be easier? As well as free entry to sites, HASSRA members receive 15% discount in English Heritage online and onsite shops. For onsite shops just present your HASSRA membership card. Located at some of English Heritage’s most spectacular sites are 5-star holiday cottages which are available to HASSRA members with a 10% discount, rising to 20% if booked within three weeks of travel. To book your stay call 0370 333 1187 and quote ’HASSRA corporate membership’. For more information, please visit www.english-heritage.org.uk or call 0370 333 1181. Please note – From 24th October 2015, Corporate Members have been entitled to free or discounted entry to properties when there are special events being held. Please call the property in question or the English Heritage customer service line 0370 333 1181 for further information. Alternatively, please email [email protected]. Please note that there are a few jointly owned English Heritage sites that are not included in this offer, therefore, to avoid disappointment, please check the list of participating English Heritage Sites on the HASSRA website before you go. The Roman city of Londinium was surrounded by a fortified wall which provided defence and showed the status of the city. Archaeologists have found coins which date the construction of the wall to between AD 190 and 225. The wall was about 2.5 miles long and enclosed an area of about 330 acres. It originally included four city gates with an additional entrance into the legionnaires fortress at Cripplegate. In front of the eastern face of the wall was a ditch, which was up to 6 feet deep and 16 feet wide. This section of the wall stood close to the south-east corner of the ditch, now lying inside the bailey of the Tower of London. It is mostly built of Kentish ragstone with periodic horizontal band of red Roman tiles, which kept the wall level over long stretches of masonry and gives the wall its distinctive striped appearance. The wall was originally built without the external Dshaped bastions or turrets which can be seen in several places around the city: these were added in the 4th century AD, almost certainly as emplacements for catapults or stone-throwing engines. One of these bastions, immediately to the north of the standing section of wall, has been found to incorporate reused stonework. This includes parts of a monument bearing the inscription of Julius Alpinus Classicianus, procurator of Britain, who was responsible for the reconstruction of London after Boudicca’s rebellion of AD 60. The dismantling of this monument indicates the urgency with which the wall was strengthened in the later Roman period. The reconstructed Classicianus monument is now displayed in the British Museum, although a replica can be viewed on the site. The Roman wall remained standing after the departure of the Roman army in AD 410, through a long period during which the city seems to have been largely abandoned. It was repaired in the late Anglo-Saxon period and survived to be an important feature of the city plan at the time of the Norman Conquest of 1066. Large parts of the wall were incorporated into the medieval defences of the city. In about 1300 a new postern gateway through the wall was built immediately to the south of the standing portion, close to the edge of the Tower of London moat; it later slipped down the moat bank and can be seen at the end of the underpass under the main road. The Roman wall continued to influence the development of the city street plan through the Middle Ages and beyond. By the mid-17th century buildings had been erected against sections of the wall on either side. In time it was obscured and, later, partly destroyed during the construction of new buildings and railway lines. In 1938 the wall and part of the land on its western side were placed in the guardianship of the Ministry of Works. Since the 1930s several buildings which had formerly hidden this section of the wall have been cleared away, revealing it to view. This section of the wall is located at the edge of a small garden to the southeast of Tower Hill underground station. From the station the garden is accessed just off the path to the Tower of London, and is halfway down the steps to the Tower Hill underpass on the left-hand side. The London Wall is an English Heritage site and entry is free to HASSRA members DYMCHURCH MARTELLO TOWER 21 Between 1805 and 1812, faced with the threat of invasion by Napoleon, the British government built a chain of ‘Martello towers’ – small defensive forts – around the south and east coasts of England. The towers were inspired by a round fortress, at Mortella (Myrtle) Point in Corsica built in 1565. The Corsicans had built similar towers at strategic points around the island to protect coastal villages and shipping from North African pirates and foreign invaders On 7 February 1794, two British warships, HMS Fortitude (74 guns) and HMS Juno (32 guns), unsuccessfully attacked the tower at Mortella Point; the tower eventually fell to British land-based forces as the tower's two 18-pounder guns fired seaward, while only the one 6-pounder could fire landward. When defences against a possible invasion by Napoleon’s forces were being planned, the effectiveness of the Corsican fort was remembered although the name was misspelt. A total of 103 Martello towers were built in England, set at regular intervals along the coast from Seaford, Sussex, to Aldeburgh, Suffolk. The effectiveness of Britain's Martello towers was never actually tested in combat against a Napoleonic invasion fleet. After the threat had passed, the Martello towers in England met a variety of fates. The Coastguard took over many to aid in the fight against smuggling. Fifteen towers were demolished to enable the re-use of their masonry. The sea washed thirty away and the military destroyed four in experiments to test the effectiveness of the new artillery. During the Second World War, some Martello towers returned to military service as observation platforms and firing platforms for anti-aircraft artillery. Forty-seven Martello towers have survived in England, a few of which have been restored and transformed into museums, visitor centres and galleries. Some are privately owned or are private residences, The remainder are derelict. Dymchurch Martello Tower on the Kent coast is one of these ingeniously designed artillery towers, where the garrison lived on the first floor above the ammunition and storerooms. It has been restored to its original design and re-equipped with its cannon. It is now owned by English Heritage and entry is free to HASSRA members. The exterior is open any reasonable time during daylight hours. Interior viewing is by appointment only by calling 01304 211067. 22 THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG DOWN UNDER by MEN AT WORK For their 3rd single, the group went back to the B Side of their first single. They re-recorded Down Under which was released in October 1981. The song reached number 1 in the UK as well as the US, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand, Canada and Switzerland and reached top ten in Belgium, Holland, Finland, Norway, South Africa, Sweden and Germany. The lyrics tell the story of an Australian man travelling the globe, proud of his nationality, and about his interactions with people he meets on his travels who are interested in his home country. ‘Fried out’ in the first line means overheating while a Kombi is a Volkswagen Type 2 Camper Van, the vehicle of choice of many Australians travelling round Britain in the 1970s and 80s. The band Men at Work were formed in Melbourne in 1978 by Colin Hay on lead vocals, Jerry Speiser on drums and Ron Strykert on lead guitar. They were soon joined by Greg Ham on flute and keyboards and then John Rees on bass guitar. They took the name Men at Work from a construction site sign near to the Cricketer's Arms Hotel in Richmond, Victoria when the band played in their early days. Their first single was the independently released Keypunch Operator which, while not a big hit, brought them country wide exposure in Australia and got them signed to Columbia Records. There second single ‘Who Can It Be Now’ was released around the world and became number 1 in the US although only reached number 45 in the UK. The Hippie Trail was a journey across Europe and Turkey to South Asia taken by some in the 1960s and 70s using cheap travel methods including hitch hiking or clapped out cars and vans. Zombie was a form of marijuana available in some of the countries of destination which was the drug of choice on many in the hippie culture. Vegemite in the third verse is a yeast extract spread similar to Marmite. It was developed in Australis when Marmite imports were disrupted during and after the First World War. In 2009 the Australian TV music quiz Spick and Specks posed a question which suggested that "Down Under" contained elements of the song "Kookaburra" a popular Australian nursery rhyme song written by Marion Sinclair in 1932. The song was still in copyright and the TV question led to a court case in February 2010 where Larrikin Music Publishing won a case against Men at Work, their record label and music publishing company for using Kookaburra, as the flute line in Down Under. They received 5% of past and future profits of the song DOWN UNDER by Men at Work Written by Colin Hay and Ron Strykert Traveling in a fried-out Kombi On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover CHRISTMAS PARTY 23 The Hackney, Highgate and Wood Green HASSRA Christmas Party took place on Friday 23rd December 2016 at Grand Palace banqueting suite. members of the Highgate and Wood Green HASSRA committee members collaborated to organise a district wide Christmas party for over 300 people! An excellent night Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich And he said I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Yeah Lyin' in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover APH are offering HASSRA members additional discounts of up to 15% on their already excellent deals on airport parking and hotels nationwide. With additional offers also available on No1 Traveller Lounges it’s well worth checking what they can do for you! Call APH on 01342 859 536 and quote the relevant code which is available from the HASSRA Online Shop. 24 LONDON RUGBY CLUBS NUMBER 6 LONDON WELSH This led to some of the greatest Welsh players at the time, Teddy Morgan, Rhys Gabe, Hop Maddocks and Arthur Harding joined London Welsh. This, together with the club playing at Queen’s Club, improved the crowds and Welsh’s financial status. Welsh moved to the County Ground in Leyton and subsequently at the Memorial Ground, West Ham taking over from West Ham United after they transferred to Upton Park. The following five years, until the outbreak of the First World War, were spent at the Heathfield Ground, Wandsworth, which had been vacated by Harlequins following their move to the then new RFU Ground at Twickenham. Quins subsequently moved from there to their current home of The Stoop. After the war ended, the nomadic Welsh moved to Hearne Hill, where they remained until 1957 when they moved again, this time to their permanent home at Old Deer Park, Richmond. London Welsh Rugby Football Club were formed at a Fleet Street hotel in 1885 as a club for the Welsh community in London. The clubs name in Welsh is Clwb Rygbi Cymry Llundain. The club’s first game was on October 24th, 1885, against London Scottish, but after nine successful years the Welsh suffered a temporary setback when they were forced, due to various reasons, to disband. Within a year, the club was reborn but suffered due to the lack of a permanent home ground and persistent financial difficulties. Their fortunes changed in 1905 when the captain of Wales, Willie Llewellyn, who was also a student at the Pharmaceutical College in London, proposed that no Welshman living in London could play for Wales unless they played for London Welsh. The club continued to attract top Welsh players throughout this period including Wick Powell (1926), Vivian Jenkins (1930), Claude Davey (1935) and Arthur Rees (1935). The golden period in the history of London Welsh, however, was between 1966 and 1973, with John Dawes as captain supported by other legends of the Welsh game including JPR Williams, Gerald Davies, John Taylor, the late Mervyn Davies, Mike Roberts and Geoff Evans. They formed the basis of the allconquering Welsh national side of the time as well as the 1971 British Lions team that beat the All Blacks. HASSRA South East Chairman Paul Wyatt was also at Welsh at that time, although not in the same team. John Dawes and JPR Williams also played in the 1973 Barbarian side who beat the All Blacks and were involved in Gareth Edwards try still recognised as the greatest try ever scored. Mervyn Davies was also selected to play but missed the match with flu. 25 The club left Oxford and returned to Old Deer Park at the end of the 2014–15 and Welsh went on to win the British and Irish Cup beating Yorkshire Carnegie 1033. In 1995, Rugby Union turned professional and London Welsh became a professional club in the RFU Championship (the 2nd Tier of Rugby Union) while retaining their amateur sides. However, shortly afterwards, the club went into administration. They were bought out by Saudex Global and allowed to continue in The Championship, with a five-point deduction. In 2012, London Welsh were promoted to the Premiership. They were due to play at Oxford United FC’s Kassam Stadium after a proposed ground share with Brentford FC at Griffin Park fell through. Relegated Newcastle Falcons originally objected on the grounds that the Kassam Stadium was unsuitable and a ground-share with Crystal Palace FC was investigated but the Newcastle Falcons objection was dropped and London Welsh played at the Kassam Stadium for three seasons. In September 2016, HMRC applied for a winding-up order on London Welsh due to unpaid debts. Although those debts were paid, a second order was applied for a month later and Welsh went into voluntary liquidation on 23 December 2016. They were given temporary license to continue in The Championship but on 24 January 2017 it was announced by the RFU that London Welsh had been removed from the Championship and their results expunged. The status of the amateur sides of London Welsh remained unaffected by the professional sides expulsion. The amateur men's section comprises of The Druids 1st XV playing in National League Herts & Middlesex 1, The Dragons 2nd XV. The Occasionals 3rd XV and The Veterans. The Women's XV play in National 2 South East and recently provided players to the Welsh national squad. The Youth Section operates at Under 13 and Under 14 with multiple teams and Under 15 to Under 18 in the Herts and Middlesex Leagues. There is also a thriving Mini Rugby Section for Girls and Boys at Under 6 to Under 12. In 2013 London Welsh fielding an ineligible player, Tyson Keats, in nine league matches and recieved a 5point deduction and £10,000 fine. Welsh were subsequently relegated back to the Championship. The club were promoted again in 2014 but lost all of their league games the next season and were relegated once again. LONDON SIGHTSEEING BUS TOURS 26 The Charity for Civil Servants is the principal occupational charity for all current and former civil servants, and employees of Associated Organisations. Formerly known as The Civil Service Benevolent Fund, the charity helps people who work or who have worked in the civil service and their financial dependents – whether you were a civil servant for a short time or your whole working life. Whether it’s money worries, falling ill, living somewhere below minimum standards or losing someone you love, they can help or refer you to a partner organization who can. They offer financial assistance and service-related support on a wide range of issues such as the Carer’s Passport and money and debt advice - as well as giving information on how to access the right information and support for retirement and residential care. Whether you require help, wish to make a donation or volunteer your time – they’d love to hear from you. Visit the website www.foryoubyyou.org.uk which outlines the support they offer, how you can become involved (either by volunteering or fundraising) and personal stories of civil servants across the country they’ve helped through life’s unexpected challenges. You can also contact them on 0800 056 2424. Established over 60 years ago, The Original Tour is the first and largest operation of its kind in the world. Ride their traditional red double-decker buses and enjoy the entertaining commentary from English-speaking guides or digitally recorded commentaries in seven languages. Tickets are valid for 24 hours on the Hop-on, Hop-off service with over 80 stops on three tour routes. Tickets include a fantastic free Thames Cruise and exclusive Kids’ Club. The Original Tour has teamed up with HASSRA to offer all its members a fantastic 20% discount off their regular tour price. Log on to the London pages of the HASSRA website to see further details and obtain your discount code EDEN PROJECT SQUASH Do you want to hit a small rubber ball against a wall as hard as you can…? Of course you do, and it just so happens that we are looking to reinvigorate squash with a London chapter. If you don’t mind being trapped in a small glass walled room for 45 mins with an unpredictable projectile, then this could be the sport for you. Please e-mail [email protected], express an interest. Venues TBD. HASSRA membership gives you 25% off the gate prices at the Eden Project for up to 5 people on production of your HASSRA membership card. Check the HASSRA website for full details. to N.B you’ll also be partaking the #1 sport for getting and staying fit, burning on average 750 calories per hour. If your office holds a charity event, don’t forget to send the details so we can feature them in The Londoner and add the money you raise to our HASSRA London Charity Totaliser. CINEMA TICKETS 27 HASSRA offer members cinema tickets at reduced prices The Cinemas that are part of the discount scheme are excluding Covent Garden Leicester Square Leicester Square Mezzanine, Marble Arch, Panton Street, Tottenham Court Road, West End and Whitleys Excluding VUE West End INDEPENDENT Outside M25 area only To locate your nearest Independent Cinema, visit www.independentcinematicket.com To view the current discounts available and book your tickets, visit the HASSRA website www.hassra.org.uk (or via the HASSRA pages on the DWP Intranet) Before you place your first order you will be required to register your details on the site so that we can set up an on-line account. The registration process allows us to authenticate your HASSRA membership and may take up to five working days, after which you will receive an e-mail to advise you that your account is activated & you can place orders on line. 28 DRINKING WITH DICKENS The George Inn at 77 Borough High Street dates back to at least 1542 although the oldest part of the current structure dates back to 1677 as a fire has destroyed the older structure. Shakespeare drank at The George as his Globe Theatre was just down the road. Charles Dickens also drank here and referred to the pub in Little Dorrit when Dorrit “goes into The George and writes a letter” The coming of the railways to London Bridge nearly put paid to The George but it is now protected by the national trust. The pub normally has half a dozen real ales from the Greene King range plus various lagers including Stella Artois and Estrella Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese at Wine Office Court off 145 Fleet Street was built in the wake of the Great Fire of London in 1666. Over the years, it has played host to Dr Johnson. Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, WB Yeats and William Makepeace Thackeray, amongst many others. Charles Dickens frequented the pub when he was a young reporter and in ‘A Tale of Two Cities’ Sydney Carton takes Charles Darnay to The Cheshire Cheese’ to restore his strength with a good plain dinner and good wine’. The pub is owned by the Samuel Smiths brewery and sells their range of beers including Old Brewery Bitter and Double Four Lager The George and Vulture is at 3 Castle Court, EC3. Dickens mentions it at least 20 times in ‘Pickwick Papers’. Pickwick, Tupman, Winkle and Snodgrass make this their London base, enjoying a pint of ‘particular port’ in ‘very good, old fashioned and comfortable quarters’. The George and Vulture was saved by the author’s great-grandson Cedric when it was threatened with demolition and the pub is adorned with Dickens-related portraits and photographs. The pub is owned by the Samuel Smith’s brewery and is now a lunchtime only restaurant. Dickens also drank in the One Tun, Saffron Hill, EC1 and used it in Oliver Twist as the basis for the Three Cripples, the haunt of Bill Sikes and Fagin’s gang of thieves. The pub now serves a variety of real ales including Doom Bar, and their own One Ton Real Ale plus various lagers including Estrella and Grolsh Blond. The Cittie of Yorke in High Holborn was once the site of the Gray’s Inn Coffee House. When David Copperfield returns to London in low spirits, he stops here to enquire after his old friend, Tommy Traddles. The Cittie’s cellars (known in the book as Henekey’s) are also the hiding place of the rioters in ‘Barnaby Rudge’. The pub is another owned by the Samuel Smiths brewery selling their full range of beers. 29 The Trafalgar Tavern in Park Row Greenwich is also in Our Mutual Friend where it was the setting for the wedding breakfast. The beer range include real ales from Adnams and Sharps plus Amstel and Heineken lagers. The George IV in Portugal Street is celebrated as the Magpie and Stump in ‘The Pickwick Papers’, when it advertised not only Devonshire cider to Mr Pickwick, but the 500,000 barrels of ‘double stout’ that were held in the cellars. The pub is now part of the London School of Economics although is open to all. The beer range constantly rotates The Grapes in Narrow Street, Limehouse was used as the inspiration for The Six Jolly Fellowship Porters in Our Mutual Friend where Dickens describes it as “A tavern of dropsical appearance… long settled down into a state of hale infirmity. It had outlasted many a sprucer public house, indeed the whole house impended over the water but seemed to have got into the condition of a faint-hearted diver, who has paused so long on the brink that he will never go in at all.” The leaseholders include actor Sir Ian McKellen. The beer range includes Marston’s Pedigree and Adnams Broadside as well as Kronenburg and Carlsberg lagers”. The Spaniards Inn was another pub mentioned by Charles Dickens in The Pickwick Papers and was also a regular haunt of Shelley, Keates and Byron in addition to Dickens himself. When Charles Dickens first came to London as a boy, he arrived by coach at the Cross Keys Inn, Cheapside. He used the memory in Great Expectations where Pip first arrives in ‘ugly, crooked, narrow and dirty’ London, fresh from the Kent marshes. The Cross Keys is now demolished. Outside of London, The Inn in Great Expectations was based on the Lobster Smack on Canvey Island, Essex. The Leather Bottle in Cobham, Gravesend, Kent was a favourite haunt of Dickens and was another used in Pickwick Papers as was the Saracens Head in Towcester. The White Hart in Bath was demolished many years ago but is yet another pub that appears in Pickwick Papers. When Dickens stayed at the hotel, the owner was a Moses Pickwick inspiring the name of his first novel and it main character. 30 CLUB PLAYER PUZZLE White to move and win HASSRA LONDON CHESS CLUB Make your next move joining the Chess Club The London HASSRA chess club welcomes all HASSRA members as new players, from novices to experts. We run six teams and play matches weekday evenings in and around central London from October to April. If you would like to find out more about the Chess Club, please contact one of the following Gary Cook [email protected] Mike Smith [email protected] David Gilbert [email protected] NOVICE PLAYER PUZZLE White to move: Win the queen in 2 moves Do you already play golf? Or would you like to improve your game or just learn how to play? Why not come along to one of the HASSRA London Golf Society’s golf days. The Society runs days for more seasoned golfers (you do not have to have a handicap to attend one of these days, we just ask that you know how to play the game and have an understanding of the etiquette and rules of golf). We also hold Beginner / Improver Days for the player who is just starting out, and an Intermediate Day, which is specifically for players who are past the beginner stage, but may still find the prospect of taking part in a full Society Day a bit daunting. Most of these days comprise an individual event and/or a team event, and will include a light lunch and sandwiches at the end of the day. These days are great occasions and we encourage players of all standards, both men and women, to come along. If you would like to join us and play some really good golf courses with a generous subsidy from HASSRA, please contact Andy French on 07766 246405 Monday 10 April Thursday 18 May Monday 12 June Tuesday 27 June Wedesday 28 June Wednesday 12 July Friday 21 July Friday 18 Aug Monday 11 Sept Friday 29 Sept TBA 31 GOLF CALENDER Society Day Bletchingley GC Society Day Tyrrells Wood GC Match v E/England Society Day Abridge GC Sports Day NPL Teddington Please note that CSMA have withdrawn their offer for HASSRA members. This means that the discounted annual membership of £12 is no longer available. Match V W/Midlands Society Day Northamptonshire GC Bushey Hill GC HASSRA members can take up their latest offering called Boundless but this will be at the full price. Society Day Horton Park GC Match V Leeds Society Day Beau Desert GC TBA TBA Match V South Captains Day TBA Winter Day TBA Thorndon Park GC South Bucks GC TBA The HASSRA Development Scheme has been in operation since 1986. In partnership with the CSiS Charity Fund, it provides financial support to individual members (not teams) who want to develop their skills where this would involve an expense they would find difficult to meet. There are 3 main categories under which you can apply: Personal Development – to develop your potential to serve HASSRA and your local community. Sport – to develop skills in your chosen sport or activity. For members – who consider themselves to be financially disadvantaged or to have a disability who wish to take up or develop skills in a sport, pastime or recreational activity. Full details of the categories and all of the criteria under which members can apply are contained in the Development Scheme Application Booklet available on the HASSRA website. If you feel this is for you, print it off, complete the application form then post to the address shown on the last page of the booklet To date over 1300 members have applied through the scheme which demonstrates our commitment to both able bodied and disabled members throughout the Association and has helped applicants to achieve success at all levels. The Londoner The Londoner is issued to all members of HASSRA London. Hard copies are delivered to all sites covering the Department for Work and Pensions, Department of Health, the Food Standards Agency plus all of their associated Agencies. If you don’t regularly see a copy (issued quarterly) please contact your local HASSRA representative. If you are a local HASSRA rep, please ensure the magazine is distributed all around your site when received. Retired and Associate HASSRA members, who no longer work for one of our Departments can receive a copy posted to their home address. As the current national database does not update the HASSRA London records with your address, please contact: [email protected] to let us know where to post your copy to. The Londoner is also posted online on the London pages of the HASSRA website, usually a couple of weeks after the hard copies are issued. Enter a world of adventure and discovery at Conkers Discovery Centre, Swadlincote in the heart of the National Forest. A unique mix of indoor and outdoor experiences that will keep your family engaged for hours! Just ten minutes from J11 on the M42. Visit the Conkers website www.visitconkers.com to find out more. On production of a valid HASSRA membership card, the Centre will provide a free child admission with each full paying adult i.e. 2 adults could bring 2 children free on this offer. The discount is exclusive to HASSRA members and cannot be used in conjunction with any other discount offer or vouchers and the entrance fee excludes the high ropes course and our outward bound facilities which are charged separately on site. SHEPHERDS BUSH 32 Offices around London supported the Christmas Jumper Day in December to raise money for Save The Children. Here are some of the pictures posted on our Facebook page. HIGHGATE EAST HAM HOUNSLOW ST MARYLEBONE WILLESDEN WOOLWICH 33 OFFICES ALSO ARRANGED CHARITY EVENTS TIED IN TO VALINTINES DAY HOXTON WEMBLEY CANNING TOWN DALSTON WESTMINSTER 34 HASSRA DISCOUNT OFFER THE LONDON EYE McArthurGlen Designer Outlets Save 10% on selected purchases at the McArthurGlen Outlet Centre at Ashford, Kent. All you need do is go to their information centre located next to the food court, show your card and you will receive a voucher valid for that day - there's no limit as to how many times you can visit. Paultons – the home of Peppa Pig World Paultons - the home of Peppa Pig World - is a family theme park located in the New Forest, Hampshire. Paultons features rides and attractions which include a rollercoaster, a log flume, a water park, adventure golf, a 4D cinema, birds and animals, beautiful landscapes and gardens and much more! Visit the HASSRA Online Shop to buy your discounted tickets now! The London Eye is the giant Ferris Wheel on the South Bank of The River Thames between Westminster and Hungerford Bridges. It is currently Europe's tallest Ferris Wheel, and offered the highest public viewing point in London until it was superseded by The Shard. It is the most popular paid tourist attraction in the UK. Purchase your tickets direct from the London Eye Company and receive 20% discount off of the normal gate price with the option to collect your tickets from the London Eye ticket office saving you postal charges. Simply call: 0871 282 5154 and quote the relevant code which is available from the HASSRA Online Shop. HASSRA has formed a closer working partnership with Haven Holidays and we are delighted to announce the new Exclusive Member Benefits package. This gives HASSRA members up to an extra 10% off any of the already generous Haven Holiday offers. We will send you all the current offers by e-mail as soon as we get them and we will also bring you some further discounts just for HASSRA members! With Haven you can enjoy:Kids Club for all ages - Heated indoor pools - Daily family entertainment – Multi sports courts Adventure playgrounds And so much more …… To book & for more information please call 0333 202 5247 and quote the unique booking code which is available from the HASSRA Online Shop. Calls to 0333 numbers are charged at standard UK rates THE NATIONAL BREWEY CENTRE BURTON 35 Discover the history, art and fun of brewing as HASSRA team up with the National Brewery Centre in Burton upon Trent www.nationalbrewerycentre.co.uk. ASSOCIATE MEMBERSHIP HASSRA has a National Associate Membership scheme that allows people to retain their ties with HASSRA after they leave their current employment. So if you are about to move to another employer within government or are leaving the civil service altogether on a voluntary or compulsory exit scheme, log onto the HASSRA website to find out how you can stay within the HASSRA family and continue to enjoy a vast array of sporting and leisure activities and save £££s with our discounts and other membership benefits. And that includes membership of the fabulous HASSRA Lottery! Agency workers in any of our qualifying departments may also be able to take out national associate membership. Details are on the HASSRA website at www.hassra.org.uk. LIVELIFE MAGAZINE Livelife, the National HASSRA magazine, is now only available online on the HASSRA website. Log on to www.hassra.org.uk to view the latest edition HASSRA MEMBERSHIP CARDS & NUMBERS When you join HASSRA you are sent a HASSRA membership card with your unique number once your application has been processed. Please keep it safe. The HASSRA card and number is your passport to all of our fantastic benefits and offers. If you have never previously had a card, or if you have lost it, you will need to apply for a new or replacement card. You can apply online on the HASSA website. HASSRA will then issue your new or replacement card. Please allow 15 working days for receipt of your membership card. Please don’t wait until immediately before you need it before applying. Please note that the HASSRA office cannot supply your HASSRA number via e-mail. On production of a valid HASSRA membership card, the National Brewery Centre will allow a 20% discount on the daily entry price which would include a brewery tour and 3 beer samples. This offer is extended to HASSRA members to include any of the special events or festivals (which you can find listed on the website) and includes the Vintage Festival in June and the Real Ale and Jazz Festival in July. This 20% discount is exclusive to HASSRA members, who may use their membership card for themselves plus one other. However, the discount offer cannot be used in conjunction with any other promotional offer, discount or vouchers. COTTAGES YOU 10% Discount for HASSRA members Discover rural cottages, rustic farmhouses and modern apartments in the UK and beautiful villas and gites overseas. With over 13,000 properties to choose from you are sure to find your dream holiday. Choose to stay for a short break of 2, 3 or 4 nights or stay 7 nights or longer. Prices start from as little as £9 per person, per night which is excellent value. Also, thousands of properties are pet friendly so all the family can enjoy a holiday! All properties are annually inspected and graded by the COTTAGES4U regional managers and their grading scheme is supported by Visit England and their Gold Awards. To search and book securely www.chooseacottage.co.uk/hsr online visit Alternatively, call our friendly sales team on 0345 268 9737 and quote the relevant booking code which is available from the HASSRA Online Shop. All of our tickets, prices and discount codes are available to HASSRA members via our online shop ‘Offers’ page. This ensures we keep our special offers safe and exclusive to you. Visit www.hassrashop.org.uk to open your account. Registration may take up to five working days. So, don’t delay, register now to start enjoying some fantastic HASSRA offers. 36 PEPYP’S DIARY Lindeboome” — and there we did drink some of her wine, very good… Thence to Blackwall and there to Mr. Johnson’s, to see how some works upon some of our repaired ships go on, and at his house eat and drank and mighty extraordinary merry… Tuesday 2nd April The following extracts have been selected from entries in the diary covering March to May 1667 by modern reckoning. Up, and to the office, where all the morning sitting, and much troubled, but little business done for want of money, which makes me mighty melancholy. At noon home to dinner, and Mr. Deane with me, who hath promised me a very fine draught of the Rupert…Then to the office, where all the afternoon very busy, and in the evening weary home and there to sing, but vexed with the unreadiness of the girle’s voice to learn the latter part of my song, though I confess it is very hard, half notes… Sunday 3rd March (Lord’s day). Lay long, merrily talking with my wife, and then up and to church, where a dull sermon of Mr. Mills touching Original Sin, and then home, and there find little Michell and his wife, whom I love mightily. Mightily contented I was in their company, for I love her much… after dinner I left them and by water from the Old Swan to White Hall, where, walking in the galleries, I in the first place met Mr. Pierce…Then comes Mr. Hayward, the Duke of York’s servant, and tells us that the Swede’s Embassador hath been here today with news that it is believed that the Dutch will yield to have the treaty at London or Dover… Tuesday 19th March Up, and to the office…At noon dined at home very pleasantly with my wife, and after dinner with a great deal of pleasure had her sing, which she begins to do with some pleasure to me, more than I expected…This afternoon I am told again that the town do talk of my Lord Arlington’s being to be Lord Treasurer…and that for certain the match is concluded between the Duke of Richmond and Mrs. Stewart…and it is pretty to consider how his quality will allay people’s talk; whereas, had a meaner person married her, he would for certain have been reckoned a cuckold at first-dash. Thursday 28th March My tailor come to me betimes this morning, and having given him directions, I to the office and there all the morning…Having dined, I down by water with Sir W. Batten, [Sir] W. Pen, and [Sir] R. Ford to our prize, part of whose goods were condemned yesterday — “The Sunday 7th April (Easter day). Up, and when dressed with my wife (in mourning for my mother) to church both, where Mr. Mills, a lazy sermon. Home to dinner, wife and I and W. Hewer, and after dinner I by water to White Hall…and then to walk in the Parke, and heard the Italian musique at the Queen’s chapel, whose composition is fine, but yet the voices of eunuchs I do not like like our women… The Swede’s Embassadors and our Commissioners are making all the haste they can over to the treaty for peace…and it is worth remembering what Sir W. Coventry did tell me (as a secret though) that whereas we are afeard Harman’s fleete to the West Indys will not be got out before the Dutch come and block us up, we shall have a happy pretext to get out our ships under pretence of attending the Embassadors and Commissioners, which is a very good, but yet a poor shift. Monday 13th May 37 Up, and when ready, to the office…This morning come Sir H. Cholmly to me for a tally or two; and tells me that he hears that we are by agreement to give the King of France Nova Scotia, which he do not like… Thursday 23rd May Thursday 18th April Up, and to read more in the “Origines,” and then to the office, where the news is strong that not only the Dutch cannot set out a fleete this year, but that the French will not… At the office all the morning…and then home and to dinner, and then by coach with my wife to the Duke of York’s house, and there saw “The Wits,” a play I formerly loved, and is now corrected and enlarged: but, though I like the acting, yet I like not much in the play now… Tuesday 23rd April (St. George’s-day). The feast being kept at White Hall, out of design, as it is thought, to make the best countenance we can to the Swede’s Embassadors, before their leaving us to go to the treaty abroad, to shew some jollity. We sat at the office all the morning…At noon home to dinner, where alone, and after dinner to my musique papers…Then to the office to do things towards the post, and then my wife and I set down at her mother’s, and I up and down to do business, but did little; and so to Mrs. Martin’s… Saturday 4th May Up and to the office, where sat all the morning, among other things a great conflict I had with Sir W. Warren, he bringing a letter to the Board, flatly in words charging them with their delays in passing his accounts, which have been with them these two years… Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home, and with my father dined, and, poor man! he hath put off his travelling-clothes to-day, and is mighty spruce, and I love to see him cheerful. After dinner I to my chamber, and my wife and I to talk, and by and by they tell Mrs. Daniel would speak with me, so I down to the parlour to her, and sat down together and talked about getting her husband a place …So to the office, and then to Sir R. Viner’s about some part of my accounts now going on with him, and then home and ended my letters… Friday 31st May Up, and there came young Mrs. Daniel in the morning as I expected about business of her husband’s. I took her into the office to discourse with her about getting some employment for him … By water to White Hall to the Lords Commissioners of the Treasury, the first time I ever was there…Here I met with Sir H. Cholmly, who tells me that he is told this day by Secretary Morris that he believes we are, and shall be, only fooled by the French; and that the Dutch are very high and insolent, and do look upon us as come over only to beg a peace… Thence to Sir G. Carteret at his lodgings… Thence I away to Holborne to Mr. Gawden, whom I met at Bernard’s Inn gate, and straight we together to the Navy Office, where we did all meet about some victualling business, and so home to dinner and to the office, where the weather so hot now-a-days that I cannot but sleep before I do any business, and in the evening home… and so late to supper, and with great quiet to bed; finding by the balance of my account that I am creditor 6900l., for which the Lord of Heaven be praised! 38 RAY CARNELL We were sorry to hear the sad news that Ray Carnell has passed away following a short illness. Ray was one of the Camera Clubs long standing organisers and officials and helped run the HASSRA London Photography Competition that was always displayed at Sports Day. HASSRA members can enjoy exclusive special offers from Butlins Privilege Holiday Club! An extra £10 discount will apply to any booking made with a valid PHC Q code. With over 50 free things to see and do, variety is the key to a fantastic family holiday at Butlins lively Resorts in Bognor Regis, Minehead and Skegness. Check out the HASSRA Website for more details. HASSRA CHRISTMAS CRACKER HASSRA members receive a 10% discount on and adult, reduced or family entrance fee to the following properties. Congratulations to the following London members who won prizes in the National HASSRA Christmas Cracker Prize Draw £1000 Shameeta Price Laptop Dolores Keown Go Pro Hero Five Abdul Choudhury £200 Christine Shires A full list of all the prize winners can be found on the HASSRA website. This promotion applies to the member plus one adult guest and up to three children (under 16 yrs.) This offer is available at the following attractions: Beaumaris Castle, Caernarfon Castle, Caerphilly Castle, Castell Coch, Chepstow Castle, Cilgerran Castle, Conwy Castle, Criccieth Castle, Denbigh Castle, Harlech Castle, Kidwelly Castle, Laugharne Castle, Oxwich Castle, Plas Mawr Elizabethan Town House, Raglan Castle, Rhuddlan Castle, Rug Chapel, Strata Florida Abbey, St Davids Bishop's Palace, Tintern Abbey, Tretower Court and Castle & Valle Crucis Abbey. (This excludes special event days where CADW may charge an additional fee) Please note: This offer requires production of a current HASSRA membership card and photographic ID, HASSRA members will not be eligible for a discount in the retail outlets or cafes at CADW properties. CSIS (Civil Service Insurance Society) offers great deals for HASSRA members on their motor and home insurance. Why not give them a call on 0845 607444 or visit the CSIS website www.csis.co.uk/hassra to see how much you could save For more information about these fantastic historic locations, please visit the CADW website. This offer is not available at the following attractions: Carreg Cennen, Weobley, and Dolwyddelan castles, Margam Stones Museum, Conwy Castle & Plas Mawr Town House joint ticket. CROSSWORD SOLUTION A B B P E T E E D L F A F O U R R U A D D S B S I C H O C I A B R A S E H I A N R S A H G A T H E I L M M G O L A O C S S E S S C A N D L A P P S T A E D R E U T E E A C T I S O GK QUIZ ANSWERS 1 Pennsylvania 2 Little and Large 3 Crete 4 Guy Gibson 5 The Fat Show 6 Archie Mitchell 7 Dachshund 8 The Red Cross 9 Danger Mouse 10 The Milky Way POP QUIZ ANSWERS 1 The Tornados 2 Dionne Warwick 3 Ronnie Carroll and Cliff Richard 4 Shane Fenton and Alvin Stardust 5 Spinal Tap 6 Lil Wayne 7 Professor Green 8 Way Down 9 David Coverdale 10 Jason Nevins CHESS NOVICE SOLUTION 1. Rxe8+ Qxe8 2. Nc7+ Kb8 3. Nxe8 INTERMEDIATE SOLUTION 1. Nh5+! Rxh5 2. Rxg6+! Kxg6 3. Re6# 1-0 39 SUDOKU SOLUTION H E A R T S U R G E O N B E G E M E G N 7 6 1 2 5 3 4 9 8 8 9 5 4 6 1 7 2 3 3 2 4 9 7 8 6 1 5 9 5 3 6 4 2 1 8 7 2 1 8 7 3 5 9 6 4 6 4 7 1 8 9 5 3 2 1 8 6 5 2 4 3 7 9 4 7 2 3 9 6 8 5 1 5 3 9 8 1 7 2 4 6 PICTURE QUIZ 1 Dennis the Menace 2 Jimmy Krankie 3 Plug from the Bash Street Kids 4 Terry Scott 5 Gerald campion as Billy Bunter 6 Oor Wullie 7 Dennis Waterman as Just William 8 Roger the Dodger 9 Ben McKenzie as Bruce Wayne in Gotham 10 Eric Wimp in Bananaman 11 Angus Young from AC/DC 12 Lord Snooty 13 James from The Snowman 14 Prince Charles 15 Joe 90 16 Todd Carty as Tucker Jenkins from Grange Hill 17 Daniel Roche as Ben in Outnumbered 18 Jimmy Clitheroe 19 James Buckley as Jay Cartwright in The Inbetweeners 20 Dennis the Menace (US version) …………………… and finally HOW TO CATCH A LION Newton's Method. Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. You have therefore caught a lion. Einstein Method. Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. Software Engineer Method. Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it’s a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. Leicester City Method. Catch a Lion. Get sacked because you haven’t caught another Lion. SPORTS DAY 2017 This year’s Sports Day, will take place at NPL Teddington on Wednesday 28th June 2017 Featuring Football, Netball, Tennis, Petanque, Bowls, Quiz, Cookery, Arts and Crafts, Photography and School Sports
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