Food Menu - The Dog`s Bollocks

Food Menu
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Specials!
Sunday Hamburgerday! All burgers €10!
(Including rustic fries)
Monday night, Bucket night! Every week a new bucket!
Check out the blackboards... :)
Starters
Rustic bread - 4,90
Dark brown bread with our meaty ‘metworst’ tapenade and tasty butter.
Garlic bread - 4,50
Crispy, light oven baked bread smothered in garlic butter.
Tomato soup - 5,20
Hot tomato soup with chunky meat balls or cheesy crouton.
Nacho Muchacho - 6,50
Nacho’s, topped with melted cheese, spicy salsa and sour cream.
Shrimp cocktail – 7,50
With Mofongo’s Distillery Jamaican Aged Rum cocktail sauce.
Apéritif/starter. See it to believe it!!
IPA beer cocktail – 8,00
A great IPA in the mix with a mini hamburger garnish.
Mofongo’s G&T - 8,00
Mofongo’s floral gin with fever tree tonic and a cucumber & shrimp garnish.
The Dog’s Snack Platters
Platters full of delicious bites to try out!!
Order one of our platters as a starter to share with your mates or
as a main course for yourself.
The Dog’s borrel platter – 7,50
Cheese fingers, dried sausage, olives and bread. Ideal for during the ‘borrel’.
Hans Klok and his smoking balls – 9,50
A ‘ballenbak’ full of smoking meaty bollocks with two sauces.
Cuts and slices – 16,50
A big platter of assorted meats (hot &cold) accompanied by pickles, bread & meaty
‘metworst’ tapenade.
Deep fried basket – 9,50
Calamari rings, cheese balls, onion rings (all meat free).
Skip dinner – 16,50
Massive platter chosen by our chef so you don’t have to stop drinking for dinner.
Cuts and slices, hot & cold snacks, bread and bollocks (of course!)
The Dog’s Classic Burgers
All of our homemade burgers are 250gr juicy spiced beef and served on
a fresh burger bun with our own burger mayo.
Enjoy a double burger and have twice the fun for only 4,50 extra!!
El Classico – 9,00
Salad, red onion, tomato and gherkin.
Extra cheese or bacon + €0,50
Mexican – 11,50
Chorizo, melted cheddar, chilli nachos, spicy tomato and jalapeno salsa.
Heart Attack – 12,50
Double bacon & cheddar, deep fried onion rings, cheese poppers and coleslaw.
Double Tosti Burger - 13,50
Two toasted cheese and bacon sandwiches, 250gr burger again topped with a tostii!!
And to tell your mum it’s also with tomato’s and salad.
Chiwawa burger - 5,25
Small 125gr burger, salad, red onion, tomato and gherkin.
Extra cheese or bacon + €0,50
Falafel Burger – 9,00
Vegetarian chickpea burger served on Turkish bread with cucumber, aioli, tomato,
red onion and salad.
THE BULL DOG – Mega (1500gr!!) - 35,00
Cheese burger served on a big Turkish bread with tomato, red onion, gherkin and salad.
Perfect for sharing (3 men, 5 boys or 9 girls) or take part in our Bulldog Battle, finish one of
these enormous burgers on your own and stand a chance to win a trip for two to Hamburg!!
The Dog’s Pure Ground
Beef Burgers
Ozzie – 13,50
Beetroot, bacon, cheddar, pineapple, tomato, red onion and salad.
Extra fried egg, sunny side up + €1
The Roast – 14,50
Roasted chilli and maple syrup pork belly, roasted garlic mayo, tomato, caramelised red
onion and salad.
Cosa Nostra – 12,50
Roast veggies, mozzarella, balsamic glaze, roasted garlic mayo, salad, caramelised red
onion and tomato.
Hot ’n Smoky – 14,50
Bacon & bourbon marmalade, melted cheddar, jalapeno’s, caramelised red onion and
tomato. Table smoked right in front of you!!
Choose your sides wisely…
Rustic Fries 2,50
Green salad 2,20
Curly fries 3,20
Roast veggies 3,20
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Dessert Burger – 6,50
Vanilla ice cream sandwiched in a donut with caramel sauce!
Eton mess – 5,50
Traditional English dessert with meringue, red berries and cream.
Tequesso – 4,50
A Dog’s classic. Beat your after dinner dip with tequila and espresso!
Freezin’ Balls – 4,50
Old school ice cream sundae with caramel fudge sauce.
Sticky Toffee Banana Pie - 5,50
Rich sweet and satisfying.
DOG’S SPECIAL COFFEES
Al coffees are served with whiped cream and a good portion of booze!
Jamaican Coffee - Coffee & Jamaican Aged Rum - 5,00
Irish Coffee - Coffee & Bushmills Original - 5,50
Groninger Coffee - Coffee & Bruine Jenever - 4,50
Spanish Coffee - Coffee & Licor 43 - 5,50
The Dog’s Bollocks?
In UK slang terms the “dog’s bollocks” means the best. It comes from
the habit of male dog’s licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they
must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.
For example:
‘The concert last night was the dog’s bollocks.’