ANNIE’S MAILBOX: Boyfriend juggles three different lives; girlfriend is apparently a sideline. | 4D Taste The Paducah Sun | Wednesday, November 7, 2012 | paducahsun.com Section D Turkey Day 3 Ways For the next 3 weeks we’ll show you different ways to prepare the turkey, stuffing & dessert Gourmet Turkey with tons of flavor, but not tons of labor Family-friendly Simple, delicious turkey fit for a kid-friendly meal BY ALISON LADMAN BY ALISON LADMAN Associated Press In many ways, turkey is a bit of a blank slate when it comes to flavor. And that means you pretty much get out of it what you put in it. So we decided to stack the deck in favor of flavor with this recipe. We combined a potent blend of savory ingredients to add tons of flavor to the turkey, but won’t require tons of work. Using a spice grinder, we pulverize a blend of dried porcini mushrooms, thyme, smoked paprika and black pepper to create a delicious dry rub. But before we add the dry rub, first we douse the bird with savory, salty soy sauce. This not only helps flavor the bird, it also gives it a wonderful bronze color. Porcini-soy turkey with shallot-truffle gravy 21⁄2 Start to finish: to 3 hours Makes a 12- to 14-pound turkey with gravy 2 ounces dried porcini mushrooms 1 teaspoon dried thyme 1 teaspoon smoked paprika 1 teaspoon ground black pepper, plus extra 3 stalks celery, roughly chopped 4 medium carrots, roughly chopped 4 large onions, roughly chopped 12- to 14-pound turkey 1 cup low-sodium soy sauce or tamari 1⁄2 cup white wine 2 medium shallots, chopped 2 cups no-salt turkey stock 1⁄4 cup all-purpose flour Salt Truffle oil, to taste Heat the oven to 350 F. In a spice grinder, combine the dried porcini, thyme, paprika and black pepper. Grind until finely powdered, then set aside, In a large roasting pan, arrange the celery, carrots and onions in an even layer. Use paper towels to pat dry the turkey, then set it over the vegetables in the pan. Pour the soy sauce all over the turkey, being sure to coat both sides and pour Associated Press some into the cavity. Reserve 1⁄4 cup of the porcini seasoning mixture, then rub the remainder all over the turkey. Turn the turkey so it is breast side down on the vegetables. Roast for 11⁄2 hours, then turn the turkey over to be breast side up. Sprinkle the reserved porcini seasoning over the turkey, then return it to the oven and roast for another 30 to 60 minutes, or until the thigh meat reaches 170 F and the breast reaches 160 F. If the turkey begins to brown more than desired, tent the top with foil. When the turkey is cooked, transfer it to a serving platter. Cover it with foil and several bath towels to keep it warm. Use a slotted spoon to remove and discard the vegetables from the roasting pan. Set the pan over medium-high heat on the stovetop. Once the juices in the pan begin to simmer, add the wine and scrape any browned bits up from the bottom of the pan. Add the shallots and cook until tender. In a small bowl, whisk together the turkey stock and flour until smooth. While whisking continuously, add the flourstock mixture to the roasting pan. Simmer for 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Remove from the heat and season with salt, pepper and a bit of truffle oil. Serve the gravy alongside the turkey. Children don’t care if you’ve slaved hours over the Thanksgiving turkey. And they certainly don’t appreciate the nuanced layers of flavor you once extracted from the bird with the help of expert brining and seasoning and rotating and roasting and trussing and fussing. You know, back before you had kids. Back when you had time to worry about such things. Balancing a gaggle of little ones with the demands of getting Thanksgiving dinner on the table doesn’t mean sacrificing good taste. It just means you need simple recipes that effortlessly deliver stunning results. Which is why we created this plain Jane turkey and gravy that tastes anything but. Plain jane turkey and gravy Start to finish: 21⁄2 to 3 hours Makes a 12- to 14-pound turkey with gravy 6 medium carrots, rough chopped 6 stalks celery, rough chopped 3 large yellow onions, quartered 1⁄2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature 1 tablespoon kosher salt 2 teaspoons ground black pepper 12- to 14-pound turkey 1⁄4 cup white wine 2 cups low-sodium chicken or turkey broth 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour Heat the oven to 350 F. Spread the carrots, celery and onions in an even layer over the bottom of a large roasting pan. In a small bowl, mix together the butter, salt and black pepper. Pat the turkey dry with paper towels. Rub the butter mixture all over the inside and outside of the turkey, making sure to get under the skin, too. To do this, gently lift the skin over each breast with one hand while working the butter under it with the other. Set the turkey over the vegetables and roast for 2 to 21⁄2 hours, basting the turkey with juices from the pan every 30 minutes. Remove the turkey from the oven when the breast reaches 160 F and the thigh reaches 170 F. If the turkey darkens too much before reaching those temperatures, cover it with foil and continue roasting. Transfer the turkey to a serving platter, cover with foil, then set a large, thick towel over it to keep it warm. Remove and discard the vegetables from the roasting pan. Place the pan on the stovetop over medium heat (you may need to use more than one burner). Bring the juices to a simmer. Add the white wine and scrape up any browned bits in the pan. In a small bowl, whisk together the chicken broth and flour. Pour into the pan, whisking continuously. Simmer for 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Strain the gravy, if desired. How many will it feed? For turkeys less than 16 pounds, estimate 1 pound per serving (this accounts for bone weight). For larger birds, a bit less is fine; they have a higher meat-to-bone ratio. But if your goal is to have very ample leftovers, aim for 11⁄2 pounds per person no matter how big the turkey is. ■ For 8 people, buy a 12-pound turkey ■ For 10 people, buy a 15-pound turkey ■ For 12 people, buy an 18-pound turkey ■ For 14 people, buy a 20-pound turkey Classic Flavor turkey with a brown sugar-apple cider brine BY ALISON LADMAN Associated Press If you are going to go to the (admittedly little) trouble of brining your Thanksgiving turkey, be sure to set the bar higher than simply adding moisture. Granted, this is the primary goal of a brine. Soaking the bird in a salty solution prior to roasting, does help plump the meat and keep it moist during cooking. But this also is a great opportunity to add plenty of flavor to the turkey. To make the most of that opportunity, we decided to brine our turkey in apple cider, brown sugar, sage and black pepper. The flavor ends up being at once subtly sweet, but also boldly savory. And that is a combination that makes the meat a perfect partner for all the classic Thanksgiving sides. Cider-brined turkey with sage gravy Start to finish: 21⁄2 to 3 hours (plus brining), Makes a 12- to 14-pound turkey with gravy For the turkey: 12- to 14-pound turkey 1⁄2 gallon apple cider 1⁄2 cup kosher salt 1⁄2 cup packed brown sugar 1⁄2 cup minced fresh sage 1 tablespoon crushed black peppercorns For the gravy: 1⁄4 cup white wine 2 cups low-sodium chicken broth 3 tablespoons instant flour, such as Wondra 3 tablespoons chopped fresh sage Salt and ground black pepper Place a 21⁄2 -gallon zip-close plastic bag upright in a large bowl. Place the turkey in the bowl, then pour in the cider, salt, brown sugar, sage and peppercorns. Seal the bag, squeezing out as much as possible as you do so. Massage the bag to mix the ingredients in the liquid. Refrigerate and let brine for a minimum of 8 hours, turning the turkey now and again. When ready to roast, heat the oven to 350 F. Fit a roasting pan with a rack. Remove the turkey from the brine and discard the brine. Pat the turkey dry with paper towels, then set it onto the roasting rack. Roast for 2 to 21⁄2 hours, or until the temperature of the breast reaches 160 F and the thighs reach 170 F. If the turkey begins to darken too much, over it loosely with foil. Transfer the turkey to a serving platter, wrap with foil, then set a couple layer of bath towels over it to keep it warm. Remove the rack from the roasting pan. Place the roasting pan over medium heat on the stovetop (you may need two burners) and bring the juices to a simmer. Add the wine and scrape up any browned bits on the bottom of the pan. Pour the broth into the pan, whisking continuously. Then add the flour and whisk to combine. Simmer for 5 minutes, while continuing to stir. Season with sage, salt and black pepper. Obituaries 2D • Wednesday, November 7, 2012 • The Paducah Sun paducahsun.com Funeral notices Paid obituaries furnished to The Paducah Sun by mortuaries. H. Glenn Doran COTTAGE GROVE, Tenn. — Mr. H. Glenn Doran, a noted banker, community leader, educational leader, philanthropist and farmer, died Monday, November 5, 2012, at 8:25 a.m. He was 87 years old. Glenn was born May 22, 1925, to A.F. “ Bub” and Faith Doran in the MurrayCalloway Co. Hospital. H e graduated from Murray Training School in 1943 and received his BBA degree in 1946 from TuDoran lane University, where he was also commissioned as an Ensign in the U.S. Navy. In 1947 he received an MBA degree from Ohio State University. Mr. Doran was the youngest bank CEO in the state of Kentucky when he assumed the Presidency of Peoples Bank of Murray in January of 1948. He was 22 years old. He spent his entire banking career there and was active in its management for 55 years. During this time Mr. Doran also became involved in the ownership and management of Dees Bank of Hazel, Ky., First Liberty Bank of Calvert City, Bank of Lyon County and Bank of Livingston County. Mr. Doran believed that people’s lives could be improved through education. He was appointed to the Murray State University Board of Regents by three different Governors and served a total of 12 years on the board. He also served as its chairman. In addition, he served on the State Council of Higher Education and the State School Board. Mr. Doran was the Chairman of the Investment Committee of the Murray State University Foundation for many years. He was awarded an Honorary Doctorate Degree by Murray State University in 1996. Survivors include his wife of 65 years, Anne Franklin Doran of Cottage Grove, Tenn.; three daughters; Pat Weatherly (James) of Murray, Ky., Glenda Sohigian of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., Mary Atkins (Rick) of Cottage Grove, Tenn.; two sons; Harold G. Doran Jr. (Kelly) and Frank Doran (Susan), all of Murray, Ky., eight grandchildren, and four greatgrandchildren. Funeral services will be held at the First United Methodist Church in Murray, Ky., at 2:00 p.m. Friday. Dr. Larry Daniel, Rev. Trisha Truill and Mr. Sid Easley will officiate. Burial will follow in Murray City Cemetery. Friends may visit from 5:00 p.m. until 8:00 p.m. Thursday at BlalockColeman & York Funeral Home, and after 12 noon Friday at First United Methodist Church. Online condolences: www.yorkfuneralhome.com Active Pallbearers: Sid Easley, Harry Lee Waterfield, Bob Jackson, Bobby Martin, Melvin Henley, Billy Smith, Charles Allen & David Reed Honorary: Dr. Conrad Jones, Lynwood Morris, & the Murray Rotary Club. Music: Joan Bowker Expressions of sympathy may take the form of contributions to the Anne and Glenn Doran Endowment at the Murray State Foundation, 100 Nash House, Murray, KY 42071 or the Diabetes Research Institute Foundation, 200 South Park Road, Suite 100, Hollywood, FL 33021. Arrangements: BlalockColeman & York Funeral Home, Murray, Ky. www. yorkfuneralhome.com William Fox MAYFIELD — William Delbert Fox, age 91, of Mayfield, passed away Monday, November 5, 2012, at his daughter’s home. Mr. Fox was a retired employee of the Merit Clothing Company. He was also a WWII veteran of the U.S. Army 3rd Battalion, 395th Infantry Regiment of the 99th Infantry Division. He was wounded during the Battle of the Bulge, and his battalion received the Distinguished Unit Citation for outstanding performance of duty in action against the enemy. He is survived by his daughter, Delber Ann (David) Calhoun of West Viola; one brother, Bobby E. Fox of Amarillo, Texas; three grandchildren, LeeAnn (Shane) Heflin of Mayfield; Scott (Tiffany) Jackson of Paducah; and Leslie Ann (Brian) Renken of Spirit Lake, Iowa; seven great- grandchildren; and one great-great-grandchild. He was preceded in death by his wife of 60 years, Dorothy Poyner Fox; his parents, Odie V. and Florence Crider Fox; and his grandson, Bryan Jackson. Services for William Delbert Fox will be held at 11 a.m. on Friday, November 9th, in the Byrn Funeral Home Chapel, with Rev. Chris Brady and William D. Fox officiating. Interment will be in Highland Park Cemetery. Those serving as pallbearers are Jim Cagle, Dakota VanCleve, Jack Poyner, Greg Croft, Bill Cash and Tom Shaw. Honorary pallbearers will be Jackson Heflin, Sawyer Heflin, Wes VanCleve and Zach Renken. Friends may call on the family from 5 to 8 p.m. on Thursday, November 8th, at the funeral home. Doris Mae Futrell MAYFIELD — Mrs. Doris Mae Schedler Futrell, age 91, of Mayfield, Ky., passed away at 9:09 p.m. Monday, November 5, 2012, at Jackson Purchase Medical Center in Mayfield. Born in Tomah, Wisconsin, to Emil and Elsie Dames Schedler on October 29, 1921, she graduated from Tomah H i g h School in the class Futrell of 1939. In 1945 Doris was married to James Futrell and they returned to Mayfield, Ky., where they made their home. A member of St. Paul’s Lutheran Church in Paducah and a retired employee of the former Curlee Clothing Company in Mayfield, she was a devoted wife, mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, neighbor and friend. In addition to her family and friends, she loved gardening, attending plays and concerts, crossword puzzles, laughter and life. She was preceded in death by her parents, all eight of her siblings, a daughter-in-law and her husband of 49 years, James Futrell. She is survived by her sons, Jim (Myra) Futrell and Bill (Evelyne) Futrell of Mayfield; five grandchildren, Jon Futrell, Amy (Jerry) Norman, Matt Futrell, of Mayfield, Shelley Futrell of Paducah and Andrew Futrell of Naperville, Ill. Also surviving are greatgranddaughters, Maggie, Grace and Nora Futrell of Naperville, Ill., a greatgrandson, Colin Norman of Mayfield; and many nieces and nephews. Funeral services for Doris Futrell will be conducted at 11 a.m. Thursday, November 8, 2012, at the Brown Funeral Home in Mayfield with Pastor Corey Aker officiating. Burial will follow in the Highland Park Cemetery. Serving as pallbearers will be Jon Futrell, Andrew Futrell, Matthew Futrell, Jerry Norman, Tom Prell and Gene Sauer. Friends may call after 5 p.m. Wednesday, November 7, 2012, at the Brown Funeral Home in Mayfield. Michael Malast Michael J. Malast, 54, of Paducah, Ky., passed away at 10 a.m. Monday, November 5, 2012, at Western Baptist Hospital. He was born in WilkesBarre, Pa. Michael was a Certified Registered N u r s e Anesthetist for the Anesthesiology of Paducah. He was a member of the St. Thomas Malast M o r e Catholic Church, Knights of Columbus fourth degree, Father O’Fallon Assembly. Michael was a member of the American Association of Nurse Anesthetists. He was a stockholder in the Green Bay Packers. Michael is survived by his wife, Pamela Susan Pickard Malast of Paducah, Ky.; one daughter, Allison Leigh Thompson and husband Daniel of Kevil, Ky.; one son, James Pickard Malast of Paducah, Ky.; father- and mother-in-law, Ralph and Barbara Pickard of Mayfield, Ky; brother-in-law, Chip and wife Amy Pickard of Mayfield, Ky.; two nephews, Coleman Pickard and Clayton Pickard. He was preceded in death by his mother, Germaine Malast; and his grandparents, Michael and Alice Malast. A memorial Mass will be 10 a.m. Thursday, November 8, 2012, at the St. Thomas More Catholic Church with the Rev. J. Patrick Reynolds officiating. Burial will follow in the Mt. Carmel Cemetery. Visitation will be 5 p.m. until 8 p.m. Wednesday, November 7, 2012, at the Milner & Orr Funeral Home of Paducah where prayers will be at 7:30 p.m. Expressions of sympathy may take the form of contributions to the American Cancer Society, 3140 Parisa Drive, Paducah, KY 42003. You may leave a message of sympathy and light a candle at www.milnerandorr.com. LA CENTER — Linda Graves, age 63, died on Monday evening, November 5, 2012, at 10:40 p.m. at Western Baptist Hospital. Linda was employed by Ballard County Board of Education for 32 years from 1974 to 2006 where s h e was the Media Library S p e cialist. She was a Graves member of First Baptist Church of La Center and she was on the Board of Directors of the Ballard-Carlisle Public Library. She was past president of McNet, past president of First District Library Association, and also served as Kentucky School Media Association summer refresher Chairman. Linda is survived by her husband, Freddie Graves of La Center; one brother, Steve Holder and his wife Jennifer of La Center; one sister, Vickie Harris of La Center; five nephews and their families, Josh Armstrong, (Tess) and their children, Blake and Katie; Ryan Armstrong (Becca) son Jackson, and daughter (Piper Carol born on November 6, 2012); Russ Holder, Cody Holder (Tassie) and their son Cayson, and Travis Holder. She was preceded in death by two sons, Patrick Evan Graves and Nicholas Allen Graves; one brother, James Ronald Holder; and her parents, James and Dorothy Holder. Funeral Services will be Thursday at 1 p.m. at Morrow Funeral Chapel in La Center with the Rev. Mark Sickling and Rev. Robert Feezor officiating. Interment will follow at La Center Cemetery. Memorial Contributions may be sent to BallardCarlisle Public Library, P.O. Box 276, Wickliffe, Kentucky 42087. Visitation will be Wednesday evening after 4 p.m. Morrow Funeral Chapel is handling arrangements. Ray Wright SYMSONIA — Ray Hoyt Wright “Shorty” of Symsonia, Kentucky, passed away on November 5, 2012, at Western Baptist Hospital in Paducah, Ky. Ray was born in Hickman, Ky., on September 11, 1920. Ray was retired from BF Goodrich Corporation. He was a member of Masonic Lodge 917 in S y m sonia, Ky., and was an Wright active member of Clark’s River Baptist Church, where he served as a greeter. Ray also served in WWII. Ray is survived by his loving family which includes his wife, Lougene Wright of Symsonia, Ky; his daughters, Sandra Martin (Tommy) of Knoxville, Tenn., and Sharon Simmons (Don) of Elkhart, Ind.; along with three grandsons, Timmy, Joseph, and Jesse Martin of Knoxville, Tenn.; and two granddaughters, Kristi Simmons of Elkhart, Ind., and Alicia Simmons of Chicago, Ill. He is also survived by a stepson, Bobby Hamlet (Faye) of Benton, Ky. He was preceded in death by his mother, Bertha Williams; his father, Jesse Wright; and two wives; Helen Wright and Kathryn Wright. Services will be on Thursday, November 8, 2012, at 11 a.m. at the Collier Funeral Chapel, Bro. Bruce Watts officiating. Interment with military rites will follow in the Woodlawn Memorial Gardens, Mayfield, Ky. Visitation will be held between the hours of 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. on Wednesday, November 7, 2012, at the Collier Funeral Home. A Masonic service will be held at 7 p.m. on Wednesday at the Collier Funeral Home. Memorial contributions may be given to the Clarks River Baptist Church, P.O. Box 9, Symsonia, KY 42082. Martha Scruggs MURRAY — Martha Nelle Scruggs, 88, of Murray died Tuesday at Spring Creek Health Care in Murray. Arrangements were incomplete at J.H. Churchill Funeral Home. More obituaries, Page 3C, 5D James memorial In addition to several other organizations, expressions of sympathy for Joe Pat James may take the form of contributions to Kirksey United Methodist Church, P.O. Box 8, Kirksey, KY 42054. 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After Lockup 9 p.m. — West KY Academic Bowl 9:30 p.m. — Fabulous Fifties & Beyond 10 p.m. — Books Of Our Time 11 p.m. — Easter Seals 11:30 p.m. — The Heart of Collaboration Channel 11 8 a.m. — Quality of Life Matters in the City of Paducah: National Quilt Museum 8:30 a.m. — Your City at Work: Teach An Old Dog, New Tricks 9:30 a.m. — Your City at Work: Paducah Recreation Center 10 a.m. — Planning & Zoning Meeting REPLAY 4 p.m. — Break A Sweat Horoscopes WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2012 ARIES (March 21-April 19): Focus on what and whom you know and how you can market your skills. Consider a geographical move that will benefit you professionally. You can strike a deal that will bring in cash, but get what you want in writing. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Using emotional tactics to get your way will end up costing you. Honesty and integrity will count in the end; don’t compromise your position due to stubbornness or a minor detail. Turn your attention to fulfilling an obligation. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Show off what you have to offer. Being consistent will determine whether you will be able to parlay what you have to offer into something substantial. Love and romance look promising. Take time out to socialize. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Give more thought to your personal life and future. The information you pick up now will alter the way you do things as well as the direction you follow. Let your creative imagination lead the way and you will not be disappointed. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Choose your battles wisely. There is no point making a fuss over an issue you cannot win. Devote your time to making the changes that will transpire into getting your way without using pressure or bullying someone to give you what you want. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Deal with the consequence of being honest. Face your demons and the people who drag you down. Start fresh and strive for the life you’ve always wanted to live. Set priorities, take charge of your life and you will find happiness. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You will learn a valuable lesson from someone in a position of authority. Travel plans and getting together with old friends will open a window of opportunity that will transform your current situation. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Refuse to let your emotions get the better of you when dealing with professional affairs. Focus on what you can contribute, not what you can get in return. A unique solution will help keep the peace. Explore different lifestyles. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Travel plans or a change of scenery will help you make an important decision that will alter what you do for a living. Follow your heart. Love, romance and building an unusual connection with someone special will pay off. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Refrain from sharing too much personal information with others. You are better off remaining a little mysterious until you achieve what it is you want. Don’t let a last-minute alteration that someone makes disrupt your plans. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of personal, financial and medical issues as well as alterations that need to be made at home. Opportunities will develop if you are generous with your time and your talents. There is a gift or cash heading in your direction. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Watch and observe, but avoid aggressive moves that might lead to a negative response. Show interest in what everyone around you is doing without criticizing or letting anyone know where you stand. Impulsive reactions will result in opposition. Variety 4D • Wednesday, November 7, 2012 • The Paducah Sun Boyfriend juggling separate lives; girlfriend apparently a sideline Dear Annie: My boyfriend lives with a woman who gave birth to his child. He says it is not a romantic arrangement. She wanted to get pregnant, and he provided the genetic material. He sleeps on the sofa. My issue is, when he wants to spend time with this kid, the mother must always be present. She also isn’t aware that he is dating me, and we’ve been together for two years. He is divorced, and his ex-wife and other children don’t know about this child. He expects me to keep his secret, stay away from the birth mother and be fine with all of this — even when overnight trips are planned. I will never be fine with this. He says I should trust him. But, Annie, I just can’t wrap my head around why I should blindly accept this. Am I wrong? — Third Wheel. Dear Third: Your boy- Ask Annie friend is juggling three separate lives: one with you, one with his ex-wife and children, and another with his “secret” child and the biological mother. We can think of no good reason for this man to be living with another woman unless he has made a commitment to her in addition to his child. He can support the child emotionally and financially without sleeping on her sofa. It is not your place to inform his ex-wife or his other children about his arrangement. However, we think he is having a romantic relationship with the woman he lives with, and you are his side- Marvin line. What you do about that is up to you. Dear Annie: This is in response to “Joe’s Buddies for Life,” whose 50-year- Blondie old friend is still trying to realize a dream. I spent my career as a high school guidance counselor. Many times, kids would have plans to play sports in college as a means of paying for their degree. My advice to them was to go to the coach for an honest assessment of their skills. “Joe” needs to do the Garfield same thing. He needs to find someone who can give him a true assessment of his talents in his chosen field. He may need some moral support to face this evaluation. He will not be at all agreeable to considering another career until he faces the reality of his chances for success in his B.C. dream career. — That First Step Is a Hard One. 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She worked as office manLeola Arterburn ager for W.B. Kennedy Tobacco Co., and was a member ATLANTA — Leola Ar- nille of Norman, Ark., and of Immanuel Baptist Church. terburn, age 85, passed Taryn Wray of Norman, She is survived by one away Sunday, November Ark.; and one great-greatson, Karel Kok of Paducah; 4, at Life Care Center of La grandson, Jake Wray of one daughter, Janet Kok of Center after an extended Norman, Ark. Richmond, Va.; five brothShe was preceded in illness. ers, Thomas Baggett of CoShe was born January death by her parents, Jack lumbia, Mo, Frank Baggett 11, 1927, near Ingleside, and Lelia Cooper; one of Paducah, Wallace Baggett Ky., in Ballard County to daughter, Brenda Martin of Nashville, Tenn., Robert Jack and Lelia Wray Coo- Wray; one nephew, JesL. Baggett of Lexington, and per. She was a member of se Steinbeck; one sister, Ralph Baggett of Fairfax, the Kevil United Method- Marion Cooper; her first Va.; and one sister, Dean ist Church and the Kevil husband, Rudy Martin; Peniche of Houston. Order of Eastern Star. She and her second husband, She was preceded in death worked in retail sales in Bobby Joe Bailey. by three brothers, and six Graveside services will the Paducah area for many infant brothers and sisters. years before moving to be Thursday, November Her parents were Lyman warmer climate with her 8, 2012, at 1 p.m. at WoodThomas and Johnnie Wallis ville Cemetery with Rev. husband, Kermit. Baggett. She is survived by her Randy Stacy officiating. Memorial services will be husband, Kermit Ar- There will be no visitation. at 11 a.m. Wednesday at ImMemorial contributions terburn of Atlanta; one manuel Baptist Church with son-in-law, George Wray may be made to Woodville the Rev. Jamie Broome ofof Kevil; one sister, Mary Cemetery, c/o Jean Trice, ficiating. Burial will follow Louise Steinbeck of Kev- P.O. Box 121, Kevil, KY at Mark Jones Cemetery in il; one grandson, Tony 42053. Trigg County. Friends may Morrow Funeral Chapel Wray of Norman, Ark.; call after 10 a.m. Wednesday two great-grandchildren, of La Center is in charge of at the church. Dustin Wray and wife Te- arrangements. Goodwin Funeral Home of Cadiz is handling arrangements. Memorial conJames Blaylock tributions may be made to Immanuel Baptist Church EDDYVILLE — James L. Bruns of Delta, Iowa, and Jan Klintsy Fund, 3465 Buckner Blaylock, 78, of Eddyville Gray of South Jordan, Utah; Lane, Paducah, KY 42001. died at 3:20 a.m. Monday and one brother, Jack Blayat Murray-Calloway County lock of Cresco, Iowa. Hospital. He was preceded in death He was a retired carpenter. by two sisters and one brothHe is survived by his wife er. His parents were Charles of 52 years, Martha E. Erick- Forrest and Cora Eldora Now Booking son Blaylock; one daughter, Blaylock. Pam Mayes of Central City; A memorial service will be Holiday Parties one son, Bryan L. Blaylock of held later. Blalock-Coleman “What we do best!” Reasonable Prices Eddyville; three sisters, Flo & York Funeral Home is in Open 7:00 A.M.-7:00 P.M. Buckler of Russellville, Irene charge of arrangements. Monday-Sunday Paid obituaries furnished to The Paducah Sun by mortuaries. More obituaries, Page 3C, 2D The Paducah Sun • Wednesday, November 7, 2012 • 5D Grand Rivers, KY 42025 (270) 928-3126 I-24 Exit 31 Adjacent to the Best Value Inn Carroll Kennedy CADIZ — Carroll “Mack” Kennedy, 82, of Cadiz died Tuesday at his home. He was a member of Hurricane Baptist Church, former Sunday school teacher, and song leader. He was a U.S. Marine Corps veteran serving in the Korean Conflict, and retired as a steel mill worker. He is survived by his wife, Betty Litchfield Kennedy; one son, Dwight Kennedy of Cadiz; one daughter, Belin- da Baars of Glasgow; seven grandchildren; 10 greatgrandchildren; one sister, Edna Terrell of Cadiz; and two brothers, James “Rod” Kennedy and Kenneth Kennedy, both of Cadiz. He was preceded in death by his daughter, Kathy Birdsong; one sister; six brothers; one grandchild; and one great-grandchild. His parents were Durwood Belmont and Clarice Henderson Kennedy. Services will be at 1 p.m. Thursday at Goodwin Funeral Home with the Rev. Mike Wimberly officiating. Burial will follow at Hurricane Baptist Church Cemetery in Trigg County. Friends may call after 4 p.m. Wednesday at the funeral home. Memorial contributions can be made to Alzheimer’s Association, 6100 Dutchmans Lane, Suite 401, Louisville, KY 40205-3284. David Winders MARION — The Rev. David Eugene Winders, 81, of Marion died Monday at Crittenden County Hospital. He was a member of Unity General Baptist Church, and a minister of 15 churches in Illinois and Kentucky. He is survived by his wife, Dottie June Winders; two sons, the Rev. Nicky Martin Winders of Marion, and Rev. Barry Eugene Winders of Lamar, Mo.; one daughter, Candy Lou Patton of Elizabethtown, Ill.; one brother, the Rev. Donnie Winders of Marion; five grandchildren; and six great-grandchildren. He was preceded in death by two sisters and one brother. His parents were William Jackson and Lenora Maude Winders. Services will be at 11 a.m. Thursday at Gilbert Funeral Home in Marion, with interment in Whites Chapel Cemetery. Friends may call after 4 p.m. Wednesday at the funeral home. Contributions may be made to the Union Association of General Baptists, 813 Terrace Drive, Marion, KY 42064. PADUCAH DOG $ 70 Our Own Special Paducah Dog With Delicious Chili on Toasted Bun 1 Ea. Reg. $2.20 Pick up several at this special price. 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