Scribe Report 1655 – November 23rd 2015
Left Waiting at the Church
Next Run 1656 – November 30th 2015
Loy Krathong Run
86 Hashers this week!
Hares: Menstrual Disorder, Hulk and Suzy Wong
Scribe by: Fuzzy Lure
There was I waiting at the church ………. when SFW apprehended me to
make me scribe for the second time of asking.
The last time I was scribe the emergency GM, one SEAMAN STAINS
threatened to ban me if I did not co-operate.. He also threatened to ban
me if I did not hare for the PH3 or follow him around throwing rose petals
at his feet as HE was the GM and “don’t you forget it”…… Whatever
happened to that self important little man I wonder… The Roman Empire
lasted rather a long time, but not many of the Emperors did.!!!
To be fair SFW has been badgering me to scribe for three weeks now,
that’s persuading me and not making me into a shaving brush you
understand, so as Napoleon said to Josephine (Emperors again.!!!)
“Tonight’s the night!”
I first had to ascertain why the run was called ‘Left Waiting at the
Church’. It transpires that this run was to ‘celebrate’ the first Wedding
Anniversary of MENTAL DISORDER and MENSTRUAL DISORDER
aided by their role models HULK and SUZY WONG.
Unfortunately, as MENTAL DISORDER changes his mind more often
than MENSTRUAL DISORDER changes her knickers, he has decamped
to the Antipodes and left her ‘Waiting at the Church’….. Get It?
An often used A-Site at the front of the Asian University, with the ever
present tree in the way and the ever present danger of ‘floating police
patrols’ was the venue for the dual celebration, but more of the latter later.
Off into the wild blue (or green if you are colour blind) traipse the motley. I
choose the runner’s run, simply because Je Suis En Canadien, mega
hard, Dieppe, Mounties and all that, no never mess with the Canucks.!!!
The early short cutting bastards, in an attempt to get back to start boozing
early, are met with the PH3 answer to the Berlin Wall…. MENSTRUAL
DISORDER who SFW has delegated as Chief of Police and beer security
for an hour…. What a uniform.!!!.. I am so jealous.
Slowly but surely the motley come back,all except ROBBING BASTARD
who got lost three quarters of the way round and needed a lift form a
friendly farmer. The assembled 87 duly wind down and 10 minutes early
according to my time piece, the second circle starts.
The hares, MENSTRUAL DISORDER, HULK and SUZY WONG are iced
as is tradition and the run is judged a good one.. Let’s face it people who
is going to argue with HULK.???
I used to love the T.V. show The Incredible Hulk…. he got angry and
then his face puffed up and turned green, his feet enlarged and his shoes
A-Site Mis-Directions:
From Soi Thep Prasit drive South on Sukhumvit 6 km to Soi
Wat Huay Yai and turn left. Continue for 7.1 km to Soi Polo 1
(HHH) and turn left. Follow Soi Polo 1 3.3 km and turn right
(HHH). Proceed along the macadam road 900m to a dirt track
on the left (HHH) leading to the A-Site 150m in near a lake.
fell off and his feet turned green, his chest expanded and his shirt
ripped off to reveal his torso was green….. Did you ever notice his
pants never fell off???????… Perhaps that’s why he turned green.!!!!!!
EMPEROR (Yes another one) AIRHEAD takes the circle to again ice
the hares and share his philosophical thoughts for the day.
Possibly the earliest Hare Song ever, sees EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced
while he is serenaded by the hares with 27 verses of some song which
seemed to go on for ever.. The hares actually gave me a copy of it
should I wish to publish it in my report but With Respect to the
helpfulness, time and effort, it is just a few verses too long. Thanks for
the effort anyway guys.
Incidentally as I recall EMPEROR AIRHEAD shares his birthday with
his old mate CHARLIE MANSON, the rightfully elected GM (one vote
in it on the night) from 2003.. Nice guy Charlie but he was forever
threatening to kill people…. Whatever happened to him I wonder.?..
The Roman Empire lasted rather a long time, but not many of the
Emperors did.!!!
W–NK-KING’S W–KER takes the circle for the awards to mark MR
CHEAP‘s 50 runs.. CROCODILE gets her 100 run shirt while SFW &
RSB cum together as they both have 650 runs today………. I wonder if
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Pattaya Hash House Harriers – Run 1655 – November 23rd 2015
Pattaya Hash House Harriers – About Us
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1658
1659*
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Loy Krathong Run
Disorder Family and Sir MC
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Hashers Present Previous Week – 54
28 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 533 BALL RINGER; 32 BLACK JUSTICE; 85 CAMEL HUMPER; 44 CRAPPER; 105 CROCODILE; 81 DESERT SCORPION; 268
DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1329 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 17 FUNNY BUNNY; 122 FUZZY LURE; 566 G.I. JOE; 225 GANGREEN; 716 GENERAL KIDNEY
WIPER; 103 HULK; 165 JACKAL; 49 JINGLE BALLS; 19 LADY SNAKE; 274 LIBERACE; 103 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 5 MANGO MUNCHER; 46 MASTER CHEF;
5 MEKONG DELTA; 104 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 5 MENTAL TAMPAX; 50 MR CHEAP; 122 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 173 NO MORE CUM; 90 PAPRIKA
SMILEY; 306 PELER; 97 POCAHONTAS; 27 POLE FUCKER; 47 PUGSLY; 192 ROBBING BASTARD; 167 RUBBER DICK; 119 RUNNING BARE; 216 SCAR
W/2TS; 194 SHEIK MEME; 45 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 620 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 650 SIR FREE WILLY; 650 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 35 SLACK VAGINA;
382 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 163 STEPTOE; 352 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 56 STREET CLEANER; 64 SUZY WONG; 388 TAMPAX; 129 TINY ANAL TORPEDO;
141 TWO TIME; 334 VELCRO DICK; 749 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 256 WANK-KING'S WANKER
Returners – 15
2 John Robinson; 6 Laddawan Sappaso; 31 BEETROOT HEAD; 22 BLUE SKY; 39 BULLTRACK; 48 BURL IVES; 28 DEEP THROAT; 34 DEL BOY; 23 FOXY
CLEOPATRA; 149 GREYHOUND; 32 KAMOY KATOY; 379 LONE WOLF; 66 LOST CAUSE; 45 MISUSE ME; 89 RABBIT SHOOTER
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 16
6 Mark Stoker - Dubai Hash, UAE
1 WIZ - Lompok H3, Indonesia
3 MAMA MIA - Maputo Hash
4 FIG JAM - Port Moresby Hash, Papua New Guinea
3 Franz Brengartner - Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
9 THE BLADDER BLOW - Tokyo Hash, Japan
1 SQUEALS LIKE A PIG - Unknown Hash
1 AAHLOUETTE - Unknown Hash
8 EBONY PRINCESS - Kampala H3, Uganda
3 BIG WIG - Maputo Hash
13 SLAP - Okinawa Hash, Japan
15 THREE DOGS - Port Moresby Hash, Papua New Guinea
12 SHIT ON MY FACE - Tokyo Hash, Japan
8 SOCABEAT - Trinidad & Tobago H3
9 MR. BEAN - Vientiane Hash, Laos
1 LITTLE WHITE BUS - Unknown Hash
Virgins – 2
Kesorn Pinyorit; Rik Raveaingen
Leavers - 3
HULK; MR CHEAP; SUZY WONG
Anniversaries - 4
SIR FREE WILLY was congratulated on completing his 650th Run.
CROCODILE was awarded her 100th Run T-Shirt.
SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD was congratulated for his 650th Run.
MR CHEAP was congratulated on completing his 50th Run.
Birthdays – 1
Happy Birthday LONE WOLF - 24th Nov
either of them can ever remember the last time they actually ran.???.
SMM struts his stuff in the usual manner complete with the gargling
mouth of beer, laying on the ground jiggling a.k.a. epileptic fit style,
calling people Nigga and questioning peoples academic prowess.
For the second time this month SMM takes it upon himself to rename
someone. MR CHEAP gets re-named after an American colloquialism
“Cheaper than Dirt”… “He could have used the English softy version of
“Cheaper than Chips” I suppose.. I have no idea if there is a Canadian
equivalent as we do not do things cheap, so there.
Before I bang on about the repercussions of bestowing such an
unsavoury name on the man I do have it on good authority the re-name
was ‘written out” come the following morning by the mismanagement…
So officially our Germanic pint pot is still known as MR CHEAP….. You
have followed all this children haven’t you.?.
Hash Hymn strangled and it is off to the Boomerang Bar for another
satisfying happy hour.
If I have left out your name…. I don’t give a f–k….. Je Suis En
Candien… Comprende Vous?????
On-On ! Fuzzy Lure
Next Week’s Scribe is Lady Flipper
Respecting the laws of Thailand
And the dignity of the people.
SCAR W/2T’S takes over to ice a gaggle of returners including an
English husband and wife who first ran with us back in 1986….. They
liked it so much they couldn’t wait to come back.
GM NO MORE CUM welcomes a few visitors and puts WKW, RUBBER
DICK and others on ice to recant a dastardly tale of the webmaster
getting pissed (Never let the truth get in the way of a good story) and
crashing his bike into a Thai guy.. A fine of 6000 Baht was forthcoming
to smooth things over apparently.
Keep it Green – Bring your TRASH back to A-site
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