W ELCOM E to The Poison Cabinet Here in the bowels of Beer Heaven, you will find the finest in libations, potions, aperitifs, digestifs, and many other ethereal delights. Our menu is ever-evolving, so please examine the pages cursorily, and don’t be afraid to ask for anything you don’t see. W H AT's your poison? CONT ENT S OF DR IN K S Page 1 TH E Bitter End 9. 50 Page 2 lynn collins 7.0 0 Page 3 cosmopolis 7.0 0 Page 4 ladies on thyme 7. 50 Page 5 blue skies 7. 50 Page 6 green point 8. 50 Page 7 beet route66 8. 50 Page 8 flat caps cuppa joe 7.0 0 Page 9 salt of the earth 8.0 0 Page 10 tiki bow tie 7. 50 Page 11 appleation 7. 50 Page 12 Chestnut Sazerac 9.0 0 Page 13 TH E CR I MSON SMOK E 8.0 0 TH E BIT T ER END Haymans Sloe Gin Luxardo Maraschino Cocchi Americano Grapefruit Bitters Lemon juice 9. 50 For the bitterest pill is hard to swallow. The love I gave hangs in sad coloured, mocking shadows LY N N COL LINS Lychee infused Beefeater Gin Lemongrass Tea infused St. Germain Lemon juice Fentimans Ginger Beer 7.0 0 Love me till I want no more, Make me feel the spirit till I have to go. Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again. COSMOPOLIS Beefeater Gin Red Berry Tea syrup Yellow Chartreuse Lime juice 7.0 0 Man gave me the news in a slanted room, and it felt like the silver of icy truth. Let me be who I was, unrhymed fool that’s lost but living L ADI ES ON THY M E Colonel Fox’s London Dry Gin Orange Curacao Lemon juice Egg white Simple Syrup Thyme leaves 7. 50 She tied my eyes with ribbon of a silken ghostly thread. I gaze with trouble vision of an old four poster bed. Where Eleanor had risen to kiss the neck below my head BLU E SK I ES Haymans Old Tom Gin Benedictine Luxardo Maraschino Lemon juice Bitter Truth Violette Liqueur Egg White 7. 50 Ain’t got no money, cupboards are bare. No cigarettes and kids got nothing to wear. She walked out without a word. Now the only sound left is the morning bird singing. GR EEN POINT Rittenhouse Rye Punt E Mes Yellow Chartreuse Angostura Bitters Orange Bitters 8. 50 On the green point streets that meant so much to you and me. The traces of our past life leads me deep into the most unwanted dreams I have ever known BEET ROU T E66 Muddled braised beetroot Durham Vodka PernodAbsinthe Lemon juice Simple syrup Black Pepper 8. 50 On the green point streets that meant so much to you and me. The traces of our past life leads me deep into the most unwanted dreams I have ever known Fat CaT's Cuppa Joe Courvoisier VSOP Homemade stout coffee syrup Colour Coffee cold drip Chocolate bitters Frangelico Salt 7.0 0 But it seemed so natural, darling. That you and I are here jst talking over cigarettes and drinking coffee. Oh lord SA LT OF TH E EARTH Hornitos Reposada Tequila Lime juice Schneider Weisse Agave Pineapple jam Salt spray Fresh Coriander 8.0 0 Lets drink to the hard working people. Lets drink to the lowly of birth. Raise your glass to the good and the evil. Lets drink to the salt of the earth. TI K I BOW TI E Plantation Silver Plantation 5year Plantation Overproof Rum Luxardo Amaretto Orange liqueur Lime juice Pineapple jam 7. 50 Crocodile on my feet, fox fur on my back. Bow tie round my neck. That’s why they call me the gangsta mack, in the Cadillac A PPLEATION Apple infused Courvaisier VSOP Benedictine Peach Bitters Lemon juice Egg white Prosecco top 7. 50 Chateau migraine, when you wake up. The next day miss en bouteille, only yesterday. Appellation control, vive le france Chestnut Sazerac Chestnut infused Bulleit Rye Courvoisier VSOP Peychauds bitters Chocolate mole bitters Brown sugar Bitter Chocolate infused ardbeg spray Toasted Sesame oil drops 9.0 0 When a cold chill begins to burn at your very soul, that’s the sweet touch of love. When just a drop of name begins to sting your very toe, that’s the sweet touch of love TH E CR I MSON SMOK E Compass box peat monster whisky Breakman Cherry Jenever Campari Cocchi Americano Rhubarb bitters 8.0 0 He was named after the hurricane. Blew through in 79 and he did just about the same. Aint no point in living it down, standing at the crossroad of this sideways one light town ROYS RU LES 1 Under no circumstances ask for a Long Island, Mojito, Woo Woo or Sex on the beach. It’s just not us 2 No lime or salt given with our tequila shots, our tequila tastes good, so drink it straight 3 Always remember pickleback 4 Don’t disagree with the bartender, they are always right. Probably 5 Dancing is allowed and applauded but do so with respect to your neighbour 6 If you’re too drunk you won’t get served, so don’t try 7 Don’t act like an arse, it doesn’t suit you or us 8 No heavy petting at the bar, if you are seen to be courting strongly go to some bodies house 9 No bombing 10 This rule is a secret, but if you break it we will let you know as and when
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