NiagaraShrineClownNewsletter 2016Vol.12
Captain–TomFannon
Secretary/Treasurer–Drew(Crash)Ward
[email protected]
Newsletter-Ron(Shammy)Lyons
MEETINGS
UsuallyTheLast
Monday
oftheMonth
TIPOFTHEREDNOSE
ToNobleDaveGillies
forreceivingthe
Ambassadorship
AwardNiagara.
CongratulationsDave
wellearned..
EVENTS
The club is open every
Thursday for Thirsty
Thursday Pub Night.
Bring your partner out
for an evening of
socialization.
WECLOWNSOCHILDRENCAN
WALK
CAPTA INS MESSAGE
I thank all the clowns and nobles for m aking Kylee Robbins
day at the Bowlaram a such a great event. Great Publicity for
our club. Well it is parade Time again, can’t wait to get back
in the makeup. I wish Shammy (Ron Lyons ) a speedy
recovery from his kidney Transplant. Welland - Friday August 19 - 7:30 PM
Location: NIAGARA REGIONAL EXHIBITION GROUNDS
Date: August 19, 2016 Performance Time: 7:30 pm
GeneralAdmission-$30
VIPSEATING-$40
RINGSIDESEATING-$50
SHRINEDADDYTICKET-$10
ROUNDTENTBIGTOP
SEATINGPLAN
JOEYSIT’S
COMINGFAST
THINKABOUTATTENDING
The 142nd
Shrine Imperial Session
in Tampa Florida
3-7 July 2016
Talk to Dave Gillies
“SHAMMY“
PERFORMINGIN
CHINA
WITHCHINESECLOWN
“GADGET“
WHO
ISTHIS
GUY?
CLOWNJOKESTOTELLKIDS
Didyouhearaboutthecircusfire?Yeah,itwasin'tents'.
Whatdidtheeggsaytotheclown?Youcrackmeup!
Whatisthegooeyredstuffbetweenanelephant'stoes?Slow
clowns.
Didyouhearaboutthecircusclownfuneral?Allhisfriendscamein
onecar.
Howdoyoumakeajugglerlaugh?Youticklehisballs.
Whydidtheelephantleavethecircus?Hewastiredofworkingfor
peanuts.
Howdoyoukillacircusclown?Goforthejuggler!
Whydon'tcannibalseatclowns?Becausetheytastefunny!
Whydidtheoneleggedclownleavethecheesecircus?Becausehe
couldn'tgethisstilton.
Whydon'tsharkseatclowns?Theytastefunny.
Imanufacturedclownshoes.....whichwasnosmallfeat.
QUOTEOF
THEDAY
DIDYOUKNOW?
IntheGermanlanguagethe
wordclownmeans‘don’tleave
thekidsalonewiththatone’!
PARADE
IDEAS
Coloredfoamsheetsarecheap.CutoutsomebrownE'sandtape
downinabeatupold9inchsquarepan.OfferbrownE'sfreshlymade
butalittlechewy!
CutoutasmallpairofblueJ'stocarryinyourpocket.Wanttoseemy
babyblueJ's.
Aminiflashlightinyourpocketto'shinetheirshoes".
UsetheCheeriosinthesmalltinyziplockbagsyoucangetathobby
stores.Putafewinwithasmallprintednotefordonutseeds.
You can use Shammy’s flower gag with a balloon blow up a balloon and
hold the knot with your index finger and then put a piece of ribbon in you
fist and offer the balloon to a kid they will grab the ribbon and you walk
away with the balloon.