Tae Va n ity f o Hum an Wis/t ee was pu b lishe d in T an u ar y ha h e e d iti o n m a ve b e e n a lar e g y J m p hlet is n o w th th e p a b no m eans o ne o u h g y ( co m m o n m a ha ve b e en l e ss p o pu lar o r the p o e m ) y than L o n ao n fo r th e re was n o se c o n d e d iti o n L o n do n is in the fi rst e d iti o n o f D o ds le s y , ’ . ’ C al/ectt o n ' f o Poem s in T/z ree Vo ln tn e s Tae Va n t ty ' . was n o t in c l ud e d in the thir d e d iti o n ( 1 7 5 1 ) whi c h u nlik e the s e c o n d was a m ere re p rint I t was h o w e ver in c l ud e d in the ne xt e d iti o n ( 1 7 5 c all e d 1 4 C o lle ct io n o P o e m s in F o u r Vo /n tn ey A l l f variati o ns o f an y m o m ent b etween the t e x ts o f an d o f I 7 5 5 are r e c o r d e d in th e n o tes , . , , . . NO T E re p rint w as set up fr o m a c o py lent Sir C harles F irth an d t h e p r o o fs were rea d with the British M u se u m c o py A few wr o n g fo u nt letters ha ve b een c o rre c te d m ar in s are No u n c u t c o py was a vaila b l e g therefo re c o nj e c t u ral This , ‘ . . . T H E V N I T Y A O F W HUMA N I SH E S T H E T e n t h Sat ire I By SA M O f 7 nn e na l, I T A T E D M UE L o N L OH NSON y D N O Printed for R D O D SLEY atTu lly s H ead in Pall Mall and Sold by M C O O PE R in Pater n o fi e r Row ’ - . - . M DC C . . ' LI ' . . . , T H E T EN TH ATI V 0 7 ET a O b fe rv at io n with e x te n Survey Mankind from , fiv e Cb in a View to , P e ru 5 Remark each anxious Toil each eager Strife , And watch the b u fy Sc enes of Then fay how H ope and Fear O ’ fp re ad er 3 Ve r . 1 . , c ro u de d D e fire Life , 5 and H ate , with Snares the clouded Maz e of Fate Where , 1 1 . ( Where w av rin g Man ’ 4 ) b e t ray d ’ , by vent rous Pride ’ , To tread the dreary Paths without a Guide As t re ac h ro u s ’ Phantoms in the M ill delude Shuns fancied Ills or chafes airy Good , Ho w rarel y R e afo n guides the ' . Choice fi u b b o rn Rules the bold H and or prompts the , O , lilte n s to the Fool s Fate wings with ev ry W ifh ’ ’ th pp f d, re s . , Each Gift of Nature and each G race of Art , With fatal H eat impetuous Courage glows With fatal Sw e e t n e fs I mpeachment And b re fc arc e Fall in the b Ve r . 12 g . the Speaker s ’ w p o o l Maflac re ' e n ra 22 . , ’ f r ul Breath , . the Knowing and the Bold b fe rv d ’ ’ , , Fire precipitates on Death flle fs But flops Elocution flows ’ Re qu e f t a ffli ct ive Dart ’ , Voice fu p p lian t H ow Nations fink by darling Schemes When Vengeance , of Gold 3 , , s Wide wa iting Pe lt ' that rages u nco n - And c ro u ds fin d, ’ with Crimes the Records of Mankind For Gold his Sword the H ire lin g Ru ffi an draws For Gold the hireling Judge dift0rts , , the Laws Wealth h e ap d on Wealth nor Truth nor Safety buys ’ , The Dangers gather as the T re afu re s rife Let Hift ry ’ . tell where rival Kings com mand And dubious Title 'h akes the madded Land , , When Statutes glean the R e fu fe of the Sword , H ow much more fafe the V aflal than the Lord , Low the H ind be n eath the Rage of fc u lk s And lea ves the Un t o u c h d ’ Tho ’ ' é o nny Tray to r in the Po w To w r, ’ his Cottage and his Slumbers found , C o n fifc at io n 3 ’ s ’ Vulturs clang around . , r, , ( 5 6 The needy Traveller feren c and gay , Walks the wild H eath and , Does En vy fe iz e P thee fin g s , his Toil away upbraiding j o y En c re afe his Riches and his Peace de fi ro y h th c ru l . ’ , , New Fears in dire V ic ifii tu de invade The ru filin g Brake alarms and i q , ’ i g u v rn , Shade , Nor Light nor D ark n e fs bring his Pain Relief , One fhe w s the Plunder and one hides the Thie f . , Ye t C 'till the ge n ral Cry the Skies ’ T al ails And Gain and Grandeur load the tainted Gales Few know the toiling State fm an s Fear or Care ’ Th ’ in fidio u s Ve r . 2 — 27 3 Rival and the gaping Heir . . , ( Once more d With c , D em itu s , o cr h e arfu l W ifdo m ) 7 arife on Earth and in fi ru ctiv e , M irth , See motle y Life in modern Trappings dre fs d ’ , And feed with varied Fools th eternal Je fl Thou who c o u ldfi laugh where Wa n t e n c h ain d Caprice ’ ’ Toil c ru Conceit and Man was of a Piece 5 fh d ’ , Where Wealth And fc arc e , u n lo v ’ d w ith o u t a Mourner a Sycophant was fed by Pride ’ dy d 5 5 Where ne er was known the Form of mock Debate ’ Or feen a new made Mayor s unwieldy State ’ - Where change of , F av rite s ’ 5 made no Change of Laws And Senates heard before they j u dg d a G aufe , ’ H ow w o u ldf t thou fh ak e at Britain ’ s m o difh 5 Tribe , Dart the q uick Taunt and edge the piercing Gibe ' , d Ve r . 2 8 —5 5 Attentive . 8 Attentive Truth and Nature to And pierce each Scene with To thee were fo le m The Robes of Ple afu re All aid t he n Toys or empty Shew . , and the Veils of W o e , f or f c au e le s , Such was the Scorn that Re n e w d Eye Ph ilo fo p h ic Farce and all thy M irth maintain W h o fe Joys are ’ de fc ry , w h o fe fill d ’ Griefs are the Sage s M ind ’ at ev ry Glance on H umankind ’ , e Un n u m b e r d ’ Suppliants . d Preferment ’ s Gate , D e lu fiv e Fortune hears They mount they , V e r 5 6— . 10 7 . th fil in e , ’ , ’ ’ for Wealth and burning to be great 5 A th irfi: ' c ro u , 5 H ow j u ft that Scorn ere yet thy Voice declare Search every State and c an afs ev ry Pray r v , in c e ffan t Call , evaporate and fall , . , ( ) 9 On ev ry Stage the Foes of Peace attend ’ H ate dogs their Flight and I n fu lt , Love ends with H ope the , mocks their End li n k in g State fm , ’ an s Door Pours in the Morning W o rfh ip e r no more 5 For growing Names the weekly Scribbler lies To growing Wealth the Dedicator flies From every Room de fc e n ds That hung the bright And fm kd o a ’ , the painted Face P alladiu m , , of the Place , in Kitchens or in Au ctions fold , To better Features yields the Frame of Gold For no w ' no more we trace in ev ry Line ’ H eroic Worth The Form And , Benevolence Divine difto rte d D e te ftat io n rids j u fi ifie s th ’ the Fall , indignant Wall . 5 , . ( But will not Britai n Sign her Foes Doom , 1 0 ) hear the lafi or guard her Appeal , F av rite s ' ’ eal 5 Through Freedom s Sons no more R e m o n fi ran c e rings ’ , Degrading Nobles and contro u ling Kings 5 Our And fu p p le Tribes re p f re s their Patriot Throats no Qu e ftio n s but the Price of Votes With Weekly Libels and Septennial Ale k af , 5 , Their W ifh is full to riot and to rail . I n full blown Dignity fee W o l/ y fi and Law in his Voice and Fortune in his H and ‘ e - , , , To him the Church the Realm their Po w rs c o n fig n ’ , , Thro him the Rays of regal Bounty ’ T u rn d ’ fh in e , by his Nod the Stream of H onour flows H is Smile alone Security be llows , , I I Still to new H eights his Claim leads to Till C o n q u e ft C laim u n re And Rights fu b m At length his , an d fifte d So v Wilh file fs Po w c e as ’ d ’ r tow r es advances to re i n g frowns - , Po w ’ r 5 l e af e, p left him none to itte d, ’ re ’ fe iz e . the Train of State Mark the keen Glance and watch the Sign to hate , Where e er he turns he meets a Stranger s Eye - ’ ’ H is Suppliants fc o rn , l i tt rin g g ’ Plate The regal Palace the luxurious Board , liv rie d 5 , The golden Canopy the ’ , him and his Followers fly Now drops at once the Pride of aweful State The . , , Army and the menial Lord , , . With Age with Cares with Maladies o p p re fs d ’ , He fe e k s , , the Refuge of M o n altic Grief aids D ife afe , re m e m be r d ’ R e lt . Folly flings , And his la ft Sighs reproach the Faith of Kings B 2 . Speak ( Speak th o u w h o , ) 1 2 fe Thoughts at humble Peace repine Shall W lfey s Wealth with W o lfey s End be thine Or liv ft thou now with fafe r Pride content ’ o ’ 9 , ’ , The i h e lt rc , Tre n t Landlord on the Banks of For why did W lf' by the Steps of Fate On weak Foundations raife t h enormous Weight ' e o , ’ Why but to fink beneath M isfortune s B low , ’ With louder Ruin to the Gulphs below What gave great f And What d ’ m ur er d on to Ha rl ey s th W e n t wo rta and what il d What but their Wi lli And ‘ Po w Ve r . r 1 08 c lo , in du lg d ’ 1 3 . ex d y all ’ re Knife ’ P in Courts to too great to keep or to —1 s Life ' ’ By Kings prote cted and to Kings ’ A ffalli n ’ fm g fix d D ife afe ’ V tllierr ’ P fig n P fh ine , , , I 4 Should tempting Novelty thy Cell refrain And Sloth s bland ’ O p iate s fh e d , their Fumes Should Beauty blunt on Fops her fatal Dart , Nor claim the Triumph of a 5 Should no D ife afe le tte r d ’ H eart thy torpid Veins invade vain 5 in , Nor Melancholy s Phantoms haunt thy Shade ’ 5 Yet hope not Life from Grief or Danger free Nor think the Doom of Man re v e rs ’ d , for thee Deign on the pa lli ng World to turn thine Eyes And p awhile from Learning to be wife 5 e au f There mark what Ills the Scholar s Life affail ’ , Toil Envy Want the Garret and the Jail , See Nations , , , wife and meanly j u fi To buried Merit ra l fe the tardy Bu ll flo w ly , . If Dreams yet flatter once again attend , H ear Ly aiat ’ ’ s Life and , G alile o ’ s End . , , . , Nor deem when Learning her lo ll Pri z e be llows , The glitt rin g Eminence exempt from Foes ’ See when the Vulgar ’ fc ap d, de fp is d ’ ’ Rebellion s vengeful Talons fe iz e on ’ From meaner M inds tho , The Palace or l u n de r d p ’ ’ fe q u e lte r d or aw d ’ , L au d . fm alle r Fi n es ’ 5 content Rent 5 Mark d out by dangerous Parts he meets the Shock , ’ And fatal Learning leads him to the Block Around his Tomb let Art an d Genius weep , But hear his Death ye Blockheads hear and fleep , , h The fe ltal Blaz es the triumphal Show , The rav ilh d ’ , Standard and the captive Foe , , The Senate s Thanks the Gaz ette s pompous Tale ’ ’ , With Force Ve r . 1 l ltle fs re i — 1 46 33 . o er the Brave prevail ’ . , . I Such Bribes the rapid G ree k For fu c h the lte ady R o m For fu c h in diltan t And flain This Po w Till Fame Wi ’ r an ; Praife , the fu p p lie s o er Afi a w h irl d lh o o k the World ’ ’ , Lands the Brito ns th Blood the has 6 5 fhin e , D an u ae or the Rain e 5 that Virtue fc arc e can war m f u n i v e r al Charm , . Yet R e afo n frowns on War s une q ual Game ’ Where wa lled Nations rai le a fin gle Name , , And m o rtgag d States their G ran dflre s Wreaths regret ’ From Age to Age in l ltin g e ve r a Debt 5 Wreaths which at lalt the dear bought Right convey - To ru lt on Medals or on Stones decay , On what Foundation H ow j u lt his H opes let ltan ds . P the Warrior s Pride Swe at/b Cb arle r ’ decide 5 A Frame ‘ Ve r . 14 — 16 7 7 . I 7 A Frame of Adamant a Soul of Fire , , No Dangers fright hi m and no Labours tire 5 , O er Love o er Force extends his wide Domain ’ ’ , , Un c o n q u e r d ’ Lord of Ple afu re and of Pain No Joys to him pacific Scepters yield War founds the Trump he , Behold ru 5 , to the Field lh e s Kings their Po w r combine fu rro u n din g , ’ And One capitulate and , O ne re , fig n 5 Peace courts his Han d b u t fp re ad her Charms in vain , Think Nothing gain d he cries till nought remain ’ , On M ofeo w s Walls till ’ , Go tat e ' Standards fly And all is Mine beneath the Polar Sky The March begins in M ilitary State . , And Nations on his Eye fu fp e n de d wait Ste m Famine guards the ' 5 fo litary C o all, And Winter barricades the Realms of Fro ll 5 C , , H e comes nor Want nor Cold his C o u rfe delay 5 , H ide The And , Glory hide blu lh in g v an i l h d q ’ u n ’ d s Day H ero leaves his broken Bands his M ife rie s in lh e w s C o n de m , P ult o wa ’ diltan t , Lands 5 a needy Supplicant to wai t , While Ladies interpo le and Slaves debate , . P But did not Chance at length her Error mend Did no fu b v e rt e d Empire mark his End P Did rival Monarchs give the fatal Wound Or h o ltile Millions H is Fall was A petty p de ltin d ’ F o rt re fs , - f re s ' him to the Ground to a barren Strand ' , and a dubious H and H e left the Name at which the World grew pale , To point a Moral or adorn a Tale , . All Ti mes their Scenes of pompous Woes k From k P e tfi a Ve r . 1 68 ’ s Tyrant to — 1 87 . Ba varia ’ s Lord . , I In gay and Ho ltility , b arb 9 ’ ro u s Pride , With half Mankind embattled at his Side Great And ' comes to e rx e s ltarve s Attendant ex F latt ry is F re lh Praife counts his Myriads o er The Waves he New Po w Till rude ’ d y tr The daring fo o t h lalh e s , R e fillan c e G ree k: Th in fu lte d ’ and enchains the Wind d, new Po w rs are ’ lops the fp re adin g Th , 5 ltill b e lto w d, ’ God deride the Martial Shew 5 , 5 Sea with humbler Thoughts he gains A li ngle Ski ff to ’ , his Pride no more And heap their Vallies with the gaudy Foe ’ , till M adn e fs fi res his Mind are c laim rs the certain Prey ’ Till counted Myriads ’ e Regions in his Way h au lte d ’ fe iz , in c u m b e r d ’ fp e e d , his Flight remains ; Oar fc arc e leaves the dreaded Through purple Billows and a floating H o lt . C 2 C o alt 20 The bold Ba varian , ) in a lu c k le fs H our Tries the dread Sum mits of C fare an Pow r e With unexpe cted Legions And fees de fe n c e le fs Short Sway b u rlts away , , Realms receive his Sway fair/ fu/iria fp re ads 5 her mournful Charms The Queen the Beauty fets the World in Arms From H ill to H ill the Beacons ro u fin g Blaz e , , Spreads wide the H ope of Plunder an d of Praife The fierce Cro atian , and the wild And all the Sons of Ravage , 5 5 H ufa r, c ro u d the War 5 The baffled Prince in H onour s flatt rin g Bloom ’ Of ha lly G re at n e fs fi nds H is Foes D e riflo n , And lte als ’ the fatal Doom , and his Subj e cts Blame to Death from A n gu ilh , and from Sham e ’ . Enlarge n Nor Lute nor Lyre his feeble Nor But fw e e t e r Mu fi c k ltin g e v e rla Pe rv e rfe ly , attend rs of a virtuous Frie n d Di ctates grave or Po w ’ p c ro u d o li t iv e l y The 'till returning Tale and , , his Tongue wrong lin g rin g p am , . ’ Perplex the fawning Niece and , p l t J , e ’ er d G u e ft, While growing H opes fc arc e awe the gath rin g Sneer ’ And fc arc e a Legacy can bribe to hear The watchful G u e lts lt ill hint ‘ the lalt The Daughter s Petulance the Son s ’ ’ , I mprove his heady Rage with And mould his Un n u m b e r d ’ Pafli o n s O ffence Skill p , till they make his Will Maladies each Joint invade Lay Siege to Life and , Ex p e n c e , t re ac h ro u s ’ 5 f re s , the dire Blockade 5 . , 2 But u n e x t in gu ilh ’ 3 d A v ric e ftill remains , ’ And dreaded Lo fle s aggravate his Pains H e turns with anxious H eart and , 5 H ands ip le d cr , H is Bonds of Debt and Mortgages of Lands 5 , Or views his Co ffers with fu fp ic io u s Eyes , Unlocks , his Gold and counts it till he dies , . But grant the Virtues of a temp rate Prime ’ , Ble fs with an Age exempt from Scorn or Crime An Age that melts in un p i d e rc e v ’ Decay And glides in mode lt Innocence away , 5 Who le peaceful Day Benevolence endears , W h o fe Night congratulating C o n fc ie n c e cheers The g e n ral ’ F av rit e ’ as the g e n ral ’ Such Age there is and who could , 5 5 Friend w ilh its End P Yet ev n on this her Load M isfortune flings ’ , To p re fs the weary M inutes flagging Wings New Sorrow rifes as the Day returns A Si fter fic k e n s , , or a Daughter mourns Now Kindred Merit fills the fable Bier Now lacerated F rie n df h ip Year chafes Year Decay , clai ms a Tear p , . f u r u es . Decay , Still drops fome Joy from w it h rin g Life away New Forms arife and diff re n t Views engage ’ 5 ’ , Su p e rflu o u s lags the Till pitying Nature Ve t ’ fign s ran the on the Stage , , lalt R e le afe , And bids affli cted Worth retire to Peace . But few there are whom H ours like th e fe await Who le t unclouded in the Gulphs of Fate , . From 2 5 From Ly aia s Monarch lh o u ld the Search By So lo n c au t io n d to regard his End ’ de fc e n d, ’ ’ , In Life s la ll: Scene what Prodigies fu rp rife ’ , Fears of the Brave and Follies of the Wife P , From M arlo ’ And Swift The b g ro u ’ s expires a Eyes the Streams of Dotage flow D riv le r ’ and a Show teem ing Mother anxious for m , . h er Race , Begs for each Birth the Fortune of a Face Yet V an e And S dley e could tell what Ills from Beauty c u rs ’ d the Form that l e as d p ’ fp rin g 5 a King Ye Nymphs of ro fy Lips and radiant Eyes , Whom Ple afu re keeps too bu ly to be wife , Whom Joys with loft Varieties invite By Day the Frolick and the Dance by Night , D m Ve r . 28 — 9 3 45 . , . , 2 6 Who frown with Vanity who , And with Art fm ile the late ll F afh io n of the H eart k al What Care what Rules your , , , Charms h e e dle fs fh all Each Nymph your R iv al an d each Youth your Slave P , An envious Bre alt with certain M ilc h ie f glows And Slaves the M axi m tells are always Foes , , A g ain lt your Fame with F o n dn e fs , Le fs , le fs with Contempt the faint , Re m lh e q uits the o n , falls ; ltran c e ’ flipp ry Reign And Pride and Prudence take her Seat in vain In c ro u d The at once where none the , h arm le fs Pafs defend . , Freedom and the private Friend , . The Guardians yield by Force fu p e rio r p ly d 5 ’ , By In t ’ re fl, Prudence 5 and by F latt ry , ’ , . Voice negle cted Virtue calls heard and T ir d ’ diltan t . H ate combines The Rival batters and the Lover m ines With , Pride . , H ere Beauty falls b e t ray d, de fp is d, diftre fs d, ’ ’ Infamy proclaims the A n d h ifli n g ’ f ’ re c . Where then fh all H ope and Fear their Obj e cts find P ' Mu ll dull Su fp e n c e corrupt the flagn an t M ind P Mu ll h e lp le fs Man , in Ignorance fedate , Swim darkling down the Current of his Fate P Mu ll no alarm no W ifhe s rife D iflik e , , P No Cries attempt the Mercies of the Skies En q uirer W hich Still , He av ife ra ’ , may hear nor deem Religion vain n , for Good the fu p p lic at in g Voice But leave to Safe in his The Petitions yet remain f ce a e , He av Po w ’ r , ’ n the M e afu re and the Choice who le Eyes fe c re t A m b u lh of a I mplore his Aid in his , , difc e rn afar fp e c io u s Pray D e c ifio n s re ’ r . fl, Secure whate er he gives he gives the be lt ’ , Ve r 3 46 — 3 6 6 . . . . . 2 Yet with the When of fac re d Se n fe lirong 8 Pre fe n c e p re fl, Devotion fills thy glowing Bre alt, Pour forth thy Fervo urs for a healthful M ind Obedient and a Will Pafli o n s , For Love which , For Patience fo v ’ fc arc e re re , fign d ; ’ colle ctive Man can fill 5 o er t ran fm u t e d III 5 ig n ’ For Faith that panting for a happier Seat , , Thinks Death kind Nature s Signal of Retreat ’ Th e fe Goods for Man the Laws of He av ’ n ordain , The le Goods he grants who grants the Po w r to gain 5 ’ , With the le c e le And makes the ltial W ifdo m calms the M ind Hap p in e fs 'h e F I N I does not find S . . , 1 1 749 the first e d ition here re p rinte d 755 D o ds le y , ’ Collectio n s f Po em s o , Vo l I V ( fi . rst pub lished 1 7 5 5) age 5 line b y 74 9 wealth y 7 5 5 line 4 c lang ar u n d 7 4 9 hover ro u n d 7 5 5 l 749 P age 6 lin 9 the g one g l 7 5 5 P age 8 line d f y 7 49 d ec ry 7 5 5 P age lines 3 —4 75 5 P age line 9 N w d ro p s at on c e 7 4 9 A on c e is lo ft 7 5 5 line 4 i h fi Lan d lor d 7 4 9 wif f j l i 7 5 5 P age line 5 b y the Ste p s 7 4 9 near the fi p 7 5 5 P age 3 lines 3 — 4 R l fil f b u rns the F ever of R enown the fi g C ontagion of the G own ; 7 4 9 C a u ght fro Thro u gh all his veins the fever of renown Sp rea d s fro the fi g c ntagion of the gown 7 5 5 P age 4 line A d Sloth s b lan d O p iates lb e d their F u es in vai 5 7 4 9 A d Sloth ff f her o p iate fu es in vain 755 line Learning 7 4 9 lette s 7 5 5 line G arret 74 9 p atr n 7 5 5 P age 5 line l l 7 4 9 la f 7 5 5 f p P age 5 line 3 f p d 7 4 9 755 fear 7 5 5 P age 7 line 3 F r c e 7 4 9 line is 7 4 9 b 7 5 5 P age 8 line C ol d 7 4 9 not want an d c ol d 7 5 5 W ant P age line 3 ea c h Joint 7 4 9 his joints 7 5 5 P age 6 line 5 — 6 755 P 12 1 1 o nn 1 ’ e 1 e cr 10 1 1 1 1 ’ 1 e n ra 1 1 1 o e n ra 1 : om 1 . ’ e c 1 e rc t 1 o 12 1 1 1 ’ u c ce ee s 1 1 1 e s e i 1 , m ro n m ro n o ; 1 2 ’ n m e n 10 o c 1 ’ 1 1 ca ’ 12 1 22 1 s 1 : no r e no r 1 am . 1 1 1 1 t 1 : : o , n ’ 1 1 r : : o 1 m : 1 ’ 1 1 u e 1 12 2 1 ’ ca e 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 line H ere 7 4 9 N w 7 5 5 line 6 Swi 7 4 9 R oll 7 5 5 torrent 7 5 5 C u rrent 7 4 9 P age 8 lines — Y with the S f fla re d P f p l W hen fi g D evotion fills hy glowing B l Y when h f f of f d p f fires A d fi f i d evotion the f k i 755 p g li e 8 Thin k s 7 4 9 C o u nts 7 5 5 P age 2 7 1 m 1 : 1 : o 1 1 2 1 1 1 ; 2 et en e o n n t e ’ t en e acre to ro n 1 re r, re e n c e e ro n et ’ : re a t, re e n ce es a 1 re s , , 1
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