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Vol. 038 Sunday School 10 am Worship Service 11 am ed. Deb Wright [email protected] 11/23/14
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kaileigh Cook– Nov. 25
Pam Hamilton– Nov. 25
Valerie Tabar– Nov. 28
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Fred & Erma Holland
November 24th
How did God show His presence at the dedication of Solomon’s temple?
A Thanksgiving Cookbook
From the eyes of a child.
Turkey: You cut the turkey up
and put it in the oven for ten
minutes and 300 degrees. You
put gravy on it and eat it.
Applesauce: Go to the store
and buy some apples, and
then you squish them up.
Then you put them in a jar
that says, "Applesauce". Then
you eat it.
Cookies: Buy some dough and
smash it and cut them out.
Then put them in the oven for
2 hours at 100 degrees. Then
take them out and dry them
off. Then it's time to eat them.
Pumpkin Pie: First you buy a
pumpkin and smash it. Then it
is all done. And you cook it in
the oven for 12 minutes and 4
degrees. Then you eat it.
All things were made by him;
and without him was not any
thing made that was made.
John 1:3
Cranberry Pie: Put cranberry
juice in it. Then you put berries in it. Then you put dough
in it. Then you bake it. Then
you eat it.
The Cleansing Basin
Wash me thoroughly from
mine iniquity, and cleanse me
from my sin. - Psalm 51:2
Before a priest could enter the
Holy of Holies, he had to stop
by the basin and wash his
hands and feet. He had already been washed from head
to toe, but there is no floor in
the tabernacle, only dirt. This
final preparation before he entered God’s presence was to
symbolize the washing away of
the defilement of this world.
As we come into contact with
the world, we are going to become defiled. We don’t need a
bath all over. We are already
saved. But each day we must
ask God to search our hearts
and cleanse us from our sins.
We should all come into the
presence of God as seriously
as the Old Testament priests.
Water straight from the tap
becomes cloudy when frozen.
To make ice cubes crystal
clear, allow a kettle of boiled
water to cool slightly and use
this to fill your ice cube trays.
WERE YOU
HOMESCHOOLED?
1. My mother taught me TO
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL
DONE.
"If you're going to kill each
other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me
RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come
out of the carpet."
3. My father taught me
about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm
going to knock you into the
middle of next week!"
4. My father taught me
LOGIC.
" Because I said so,
that's why."
5. My mother taught me
MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck,
you're not going to the store
with me."
6. My mother taught me
FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an
accident."
7. My father taught me
IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you
something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me
about the science of
OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your
supper."
9. My mother taught me
about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you look at that dirt on
the back of your neck."
10. My mother taught me
about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me
about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me
about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My father taught me
the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world,
and I can take you out..."
14. My mother taught me
about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me
about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have
wonderful parents like you
do."
16. My mother taught me
about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me
about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it from
your father when we get
home!"
18. My mother taught me
MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to
get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me
ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't
you think I know when you are
cold?"
20. My father taught me
HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts
off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me
HOW TO BECOME AN
ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me
GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me
about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in
a barn?"
24. My mother taught me
WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age,
you'll understand.
25. My mother taught me
how to DRIVE DEFENSIVELY.
“Go play in the traffic.”
26. My father taught me
about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and
I hope they turn out just like
you!"
Funny thing is, I actually
remember most of these.
Answer: Fire came down from
heaven and consumed the
sacrifices: God’s glory filled the
place
(2 Chronicles 6:10, 12; 7:1)