FOUR ANATOMICAL SECRETS TO AUTHENTICITY
The Tongue
The tongue is the strongest muscle in the
human body and the only one attached at
one end. With it, you must lick the nouns
like lollipop heads as they fly out of your
mouth and splat on the inner slideshow
of the listener.
The Asshole
If you relax your asshole, you can stare
down a firing squad. If you relax your
asshole, you can control time.
The Lungs
The Algorithm of Truth:
(amount of air the medulla
oblongata tells the diaphragm to
draw into the lungs for the coming verbal statement)
(approximate vocabulary size)
(approximate gist)
G xV =B
The Eyes
The muscles around your eyes are 100X
too strong merely to pull your eyeballs
around. Why all this extra brawn? To
convey meaning. So don’t blink, or
you’ll seem nervous.