New
Matches:
MAY 2014
Patricia, Marissa &
Brendon
Kainat & Sarah
Big Sisters May Events
Event #1
Event #2
YWCA Women of Distinction Awards Banquet & Gala
Bollywood Dance Class
When: Wednesday, May 21st
Date: Wednesday, May 7th
Where: YWCA Studio (1940
Time: 5:30-8:30 PM
McIntyre St)
Location: Conexus Arts Center
Time: 6:30 -7:30PM
(meet at the front doors)
INSIDE THIS
ISSUE:
2
Fun Facts
What: Learn some basics of
This event highlights the
contribution that women have Bollywood-style dance! Bolmade in our community. It is lywood dancing is a stylised
the YWCA’s major fundraiser. dance form based on moves
Bigs and Littles will be asked to used in the Indian film inassist with selling raffle tickets
dustry.
for the auction.
Please dress in formal attire.
Events in Regina
Cathedral Village Arts
Festival
Jokes
3
Make your own
bookmark
May 2014
Calendar
Remember to
RSVP for all
events!
525-2141
ext. 123
4
May 19-25th
The Cathedral Village Arts
Festival is a dynamic celebration of the arts that encourages diverse participation, provides opportunities
for innovation and the creation of new work and fosters
the creative spirit in everyone. For six days in May, the
Cathedral Area will be jampacked with the best in music, theatre, dance, visual
arts, literary arts, and crafts.
Join us!
Wings over Wascana
May 31 : 9:00am-2:30pm :
North of Wascana Hill, West
of Douglas Park Playing
Fields
Learn about nature in the
heart of the city! There is
guided ecotreks, close-up
photography, dissecting
owl pellets, building bird
houses, live animal
presentations, pond dipping, geocaching and
more! This event is free!
PAGE

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it
will digest itself

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their
hands.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

Starfish don't have brains.

Polar bears are left handed.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
2
PAGE
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce
and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying
to "ketchup"!
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the
bullies?
A: An ambulance.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
A: It's sweeping the nation!
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A: An irrelephant.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Cut out your bookmark along
the edges and colour away!
3
May 2014
Sun
4
Mon
5
Happy Bday,
Nicole!
Tue
6
Happy 1-Year,
Jessie & Alii!
Wed
7
Women of
Distinction
Gala
Thu
Fri
1
2
3
8
9
10
Happy Bday,
Bethany!
Happy Bday,
Kayla!
Happy 4 years,
Raeanna &
Jessica!
Happy Bday,
Carol!
11
12
13
14
15
Happy Bday,
Raeanna!
18
19
20
Happy 8 years,
Desiree &
Brenda!
21
Bollywood
Event
Sat
22
16
17
Happy Bday,
Charlene!
23
Happy Bday,
Latasia!
24
Happy Bday,
McKenzie!
Victoria Day
Statutory Holiday
25
26
27
28
29
30
Happy Bday,
Lucas!
31
Happy 2 years,
Jayleene &
Madi!