Call Them Irresponsible
parody on Sammy Cahn and Jimmy van Heusen’s “Call Me Irresponsible” adapted by Rick Maltese
Call Them Irresponsible
Call Them Unreliable
Throw in undependable too.
They have foolish alibis. That’s true.
Nothing compares to what Nuclear can do.
Call the wind unpredictable.
Solar is impractical
Can’t breathe and the sky ain’t so blue.
Call them irresponsible
Yes they’re unreliable
But it’s undeniably true
That Nukes are dense and carbon free too.
Start spreading the news you windbags. Nuclear is here to stay.
You won’t be laughin’ when our skies are gray.
They have foolish alibis. That’s true.
Nothing compares to what Nuclear can do.
Call the wind unpredictable.
Solar is impractical
Can’t breathe and the sky ain’t so blue.
Call them irresponsible
Yes they’re unreliable
But it’s undeniably true
That Nukes are reliable and dense and carbon free too.
Tell them that it’s true. Tell your Senator too.