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Isaac's Menu
Just for Kids
Soft Ice Cream for dessert included!
Hot Dog (just like the ballpark, without the flies!)
…pick one side: French Fries, Chips, Apple Sauce,
Mandarin Orange Slices, or Celery and
Carrot Sticks. Hot Dog!
$ 4.50
Burger
…pick one side: French Fries, Chips, Apple Sauce,
Mandarin Orange Slices, or Celery and
Carrot Sticks. Choice of gourmet kids!
4.95
Chicken Fingers
…pick one side: French Fries, Chips, Apple Sauce,
Mandarin Orange Slices, or Celery and Carrot Sticks.
No more piano lessons for these chickens!
5.50
Grilled Cheese
…pick one side: French Fries, Chips, Apple Sauce,
Mandarin Orange Slices, or Celery and
Carrot Sticks. Very cheesy!
4.50
Pizza
…Your own special personal pizza! Mmmm, Pizza! 4.95
Baked Macaroni and Cheese
…Put a feather in your hat!
Penne Pasta
…with red sauce (unusually red)
Penne Pasta …with butter sauce (buttery, but not red) The Farmer McGregor Special
…carrot and celery sticks with ranch dip.
What’s up, Doc?
Isaac can help your group
raise some funds!
Everything We Make
Is Available to Take Out!
We have A Plan!
Ask your server for details!
4.50
4.50
4.50
3.50
Starters
Belgian Style Fries
…with Fritte sauce – which makes
it considerably more frittey.
$ 4.25
Chicken Quesadilla
…grilled chicken stuffed between grilled
wraps filled with tasty Mexican Stuff
(diced plum tomatoes, Cheddar and
Monterrey Jack). With sour cream,
and home-made salsa!
$ 9.95
Isaac’s Four Cheese Macaroni Pie
...World Class Mac 'n Cheese! You've
always loved it! Served with roasted
plum tomato bruschetta.
7.80
Calamari
…lightly battered and served with
bourbon mayonnaise and marinara. 9.95
Onion Nest
…warm, friendly onions cleverly made
into a nest, (don't ask how we do it).
With garlic chive sauce
5.75
Mozzarella Sticks
…with Marinara sauce
Spring Rolls
…we make spring rolls all year around
(not easy)! With soy ginger sauce.
9.85
Isaac’s Salad
…his own favorite! Mixed greens, tomatoes
celery, scallions, crumbled blue cheese, with
our plum tomato vinaigrette dressing 8.40
Fiesta Salad
…seasoned chicken, corn, black beans,
pico de gallo, Cheddar cheese and
Romaine. Ranch dressing! 10.95
Pesto, Bruschetta and Fresh
Mozzerella
…sounds like a music group,
but it tastes like Italy!
…bison-free, chicken-y with diced
celery and blue cheese crumbles
You'll stampede back for more…
…Aloha! With zesty red sauce, and
Mozzarella cheese! Mmmm, Ham.
9.40
Veggie Quesadilla
Roast Duck Salad
BBQ Short Rib and
Roasted Potatoes …
…spinach, Portabella mushroom,
grilled bell peppers and caramelized
onions with a touch of Feta cheese Grilled Mini Wraps
…marinated steak in a spinach
tortilla with sour cream, pico, cheese,
salsa, and bourbon mayonnaise
8.85
Chicken Fingers
…real chicken digits, delicately
manicured, lightly breaded. Served
with honey mustard sauce and
buttermilk ranch dressing.
8.40
.. shrimp humanely battered with
beer and served with a lemon
tarragon aioli and honey mustard
…a top secret process extracts the
bones while leaving all the delicious
wingy-ness, and eliminating that
unsightly pile of naked used bones 9.50
Nachos
…all nacho, nothing un-nacho.
Diced plum tomatoes, onions, Cheddar
and Monterrey Jack, sour cream
and Isaac's own secret salsa.
8.50
Beef or Veggie Nachos
10.75
Mussels and Fries
…steamed mussels simmered in a
garlic white wine sauce topped with
fries and a lemon tarragon aioli
12.50
Spinach and Artichoke Dip
9.35
Isaac's Sampler
…can't make decisions? Mini Wraps,
Pot Stickers, Chicken Wings, and
12.95
Fried Pickles on a great big plate
Mussels Oreganata
…a giant herd of mussels - (more
than The Hulk has) In our fresh
plum tomato oreganata sauce 10.95
Enjoy variety and moral superiority?
Share some of Isaac's appetizers. You'll
feel good about yourself, while making
everyone with you very, very happy!
9.25
Grilled Chicken Breast
…improved with dried fruits, red onions,
and caramelized walnuts with a toasted
mustard cider dressing 10.95
...romaine with Feta, diced tomatoes, onions,
black olives, and artichokes, topped with
an onion nest and plum tomato
vinaigrette dressing 10.40
Warm Spinach Salad
…highly recommended by Popeye –
with red onions (Stalin's favorite onions!),
caramelized walnuts, dried fruit,
Gorgonzola and bacon 10.40
Tropical Mahi Mahi Salad
Our
Famous
Caesars!*
…loaded with spicy ground sirloin,
or equally spicy veggie chili.
9.95
Soups
and Chili
Great Caesar!
Baked Onion Soup au Gratin
…served in a crock, seriously buried in
melty cheese –in this case, "cheesy",
paradoxically, means really good!
$ 6.75
Baked Onion Soup and
Choice of Side Salad
Seasonal Soup – ask us!
...it changes every so often, just when
you least expect it. Like the seasons! 5.65
…great chili, with your choice of
caesar or house salad. Leafy!9.75
9.85
Today’s Really-Good Soup
…don’t ask us for the name and you'll
be surprised, but very happy, trust us! 5.65
…great chili – no meat. But, you won't
miss it! Cheddar cheese on top
6.75
Cup 'O Soup and Side Salad
…pick a soup, pick a Caesar Salad,
or House Salad then enjoy! 9.25
Cup 'O Soup and
Quiche of The Day
…ahhh, delicious soup! Plus our
exciting, surprise quiche of the day!
…obviously better than that Dull,
Ordinary Caesar that those other food
purveyors (you know who they are)
try to sell to their poor, disapointed,
unsuspecting, customers
$ 8.45
Blackened Chicken Caesar
Veggie Chili with Side Salad
…the chicken is blackened, in some
mysterious way, and carefully chilled 10.45
Blackened Salmon Caesar
…chilled, just like the chicken, and
also equally blackened
Cold Buffalo Chicken Caesar
…grilled and chilled – mmm, spicy
9.75
9.95
…bread is flat, the other stuff, arugula
and cracked pepper oil, is actually
pretty exciting!
10.95
…Just what the Real Barbeque guys
crave with great potatoes, sharp
provolone and scallions
10.95
Pizza
…blackened Mahi Mahi, diced avocado
and red pepper, pineapple, mango salsa over
green leafy stuff with plum tomato
vinaigrette dressing 12.25
More Fun, And Satisfaction!
…tastes better than it sounds. With red
onions, brushetta, crumbled Bleu cheese,
caramelized walnuts, dried fruits and
fresh cracked pepper oil. Greek Salad
…served with crisp pitas along with
equally crisp tortilla chips Boneless Wings
…Duck! It's served over mixed greens with poached pears, walnuts, blueberries, Feta cheese & balsamic vinaigrette dressing 13.25
Arugula
Beer-Battered Shrimp
Buffalo Chicken Wings
…slathered with Isaac's own hot sauce. No actual Bison wings are used, due
to picky government regulators.
8.95
9.45
...hanger steak, fries, crumbled bleu cheese,
red onions, and fresh cracked pepper oil.
(is this a catalytic process?) 11.40
Or, With Grilled Chicken 10.95
9.95
Tavern Ham with Pineapple
6.95
…with toasted pita, caramelized
walnuts warm Lingonberry sauce – yum,
warm lingonberries (where do THEY
come from?)
11.25
$ 8.95
Buffalo Chicken
Candied Bacon, Brie, and
Poached Pears
…breaded pickle spears with
bourbon mayonnaise dipping sauce 7.95
Veggie Chili in a Crock,
...fresh mixed greens, red ripe tomatoes,
cucumbers, and shredded carrots. With
your choice of Isaac’s Dressings. Small $ 4.65
Large7.75
Steak Salad
Fried Pickles
…Mostly Green, or Caesar salad
with cheese-smothered onion soup
Mostly-Green Fresh Salad
Warm Brie Wheel
Potstickers - Pork and
Oriental Vegetables
…steamed or fried with a tasty
soy ginger, lime sesame sauce,
and an onion nest
Flat Breads
Salads*
11.45
10.75
Individual Size, Plain Old Pizza
…just like your mamma made, if she
owned a really good pizza shop.
$ 10.50
Add Pepperoni, for a mere 95¢
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
…hot sauce, chicken, and blue cheese,
but, contains no actual tasty buffaloes 11.50
ISAAC’S DRESSINGS
All of our salad dressing are made to be
low, or very low, in carbohydrates!
Buttermilk Ranch • Honey Mustard
Toasted Mustard Cider
Soy and Sesame Ginger • Russian
Plum Tomato Vinaigrette
Balsamic Vinaigrette • Bleu Cheese
Isaac's Grilled
Chicken Caesar
Grilled Chicken adds Meaty Poultry
Goodness to Our Great Caesar! $ 10.45
Steak Caesar
… beef up our semi-famous
caesar for a satisfying classic
11.45
Beer-Battered Shrimp Caesar
…delicious shrimp improved with
the magic of beer batter added
to our already-great Caesar
12.25
Caramelized Walnut Chicken
and Dried Fruit Caesar
…healthy dried fruits and nuts! 10.95
22 Taps and 200-Plus Bottles of The World's Best Beer
Sandwiches*
Sliced Hanger Steak Wrap
…with warm Brie and mushrooms
$9.95
Grilled Chicken Panini
…with fresh Mozzarella, tomatoes,
fresh basil pesto and balsamic glaze 9.55
Grilled Steak Sandwich
…Thinly sliced, grilled hanger steak (from fresh, juicy hangers), mozzarella, roasted red peppers and mixed greens with plum
tomato vinaigrette on a kaiser
11.95
Blackened Chicken Wrap
…blackened, using the arcane Dark Arts.
Cheddar cheese, pico, Isaac's fry sauce
in a grilled Cheddar jalapeño wrap 10.45
Pastrami Reuben
…lean pastrami (level, but not fatty,
sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and Russian
dressing on grilled Jewish rye.
A United Nations food bazaar!
9.85
Gourmet
Grilled Cheese
B.A.T. Grilled Cheese
…Bacon, American cheese and tomato
grilled with exceptionally white bread $ 8.95
Onion and Mushroom Grilled Cheese
…sauteed onions and mushrooms, Swiss
cheese pressed between tasty sourdough
bread slices with zippy Russian dressing
8.95
Short Rib Grilled Cheese
…braised shredded short rib (the meat, not
bones) and American cheese with onion
nest, carefully squeezed between
sourdough bread slices 12.50
Lump Crab Grilled Cheese
…lumps of happy, friendly crab, Swiss cheese, with scallions and oven-dried cherry
tomatoes pressed between sourdough 13.50
…with mayo. Who would ever have
thought poultry could be organized? 9.45
…served with Bourbon mayonnaise
and one of those onion nests
Chicken Caesar Wrap
…served in a spinach wrap
9.95
…apple caramelized, walnut encrusted,
browned chicken breast with hickory
bacon (mmm, bacon) on a kaiser 10.40
Sliced Hanger Steak
…with Gorgonzola sauce. Topped with
onion nest, served on a toasted
garlic torpedo roll
10.95
Beer-Battered Shrimp Wrap
…with mixed greens, slaw and a mildly
spicy chipotle pepper bourbon mayo.
Wrapped up in a spinach tortilla
11.40
Shaved Prime Rib Sandwich
…clean-cut prime rib on a soft roll
with Provolone, and our zippy
Gorgonzola cream sauce
9.95
Blackened Mahi Mahi Wrap
You asked for it - and here it is!
Blackened Mahi Mahi in a cheddar wrap,
with pico, shredded lettuce, Cheddar
cheese, and avocado ranch sauce
9.75
Cuban Sandwich
…ham, roast pork, Swiss cheese
and pickles with Dijon mustard on a pressed long roll. ¡Muy sabroso! 9.95
Short Rib Sandwich
…pulled short rib on a kaiser roll with
Gorgonzola horseradish sauce and
onion nest 12.95
Crab Cake Sandwich
…traditional fried crab cake served
on a kaiser roll with tarter sauce 12.95
Low Carb Choices
…trendy. improved with honey mustard sauce on classy, multi-grain bread. 10.50
Grilled Chicken Wrap
…with a garlic chive spread,
spinach and bruschetta
Boneless Wings and House Salad
…a top secret process extracts the bones
while leaving all the delicious wingy-ness,
and eliminating that unsightly pile of
naked used bones… $ 11.95
Today’s Exciting Quiche and Caesar
…well, we think it's exciting, and some of
our customers have started whooping
and dancing around the restaurant.
(We are not amused)…
10.95
Homemade Calzone and Caesar
…welcome to the cal zone. Have a salad 11.95
12.95
No-Bun Burger, (Beef, Garden
or Turkey) with House Salad
…you'll never miss the bun, and you'll feel
so healthy! (Choose one of our really good
special salad dressings)
10.85
Crab Cakes and Caesar Salad
Isaac’s special, top-secret, crab blend,
is carefully cakerized and then served with
Isaac's green leafy, justifiably-famous
Great Caesar Salad
16.95
Go Sandwich! You can add a roll $1.95
10.50
But wait, there's more…
Free, Belgian style Fries!
Classic American Burgers!
The Hamburger!
…an Important American tradition! $ 9.25
Classic Cheeseburger
…you choose the cheese! Mozzarella
Swiss, Cheddar Provolone, or Jack. 9.75
Classic Bacon Cheeseburger
…your classic favorite again, this
time equipped with bacon
Soup & A Half
10.45
Garden Burger
…crafty vegetarians stalk the veggies in
the wild, savagely tear them from their
peaceful resting places, forcibly cram
them into a garden burger, (containing
only actual vegetable material), and
cruelly drag them in for grilling
10.45
Isaac's Burger Choice!
…a cup of Isaac's great soup of the day
(ask what it is today) With half of a Ham
or Turkey sandwich (Mayo is Standard
Equipment) …the onion soup upgrade! You Get Just What You Want!
The Three B's Burger
…Blackened, Baconed, Barbecued.
Need a burger? Go first class! 10.45
Blue Cheese Burger
…classy gourmet treat! Julia Child
wanted the recipe. Tres bleu!
10.45
Isaac’s Fancy Burger
…with Shiitake mushrooms and Brie.
Another Yuppie Gourmet Brainstorm.
Really top drawer!
11.45
Turkey Burger
…less fat, tastes great! A secret
Newtonian process Burgerizes Turkey
and adds apricot and orange relish 9.95
Onion and Mushroom Burger
…with Swiss cheese, (not to mention
onions and mushrooms and, perhaps,
most importantly, the burger)
10.55
Blaine's Burger
…onion nest, crumbled bleu cheese,
bacon, lettuce and tomato. Send your
complaints and complements, if any,
to Blaine, after all, it's her burger.
11.55
…Jameson Irish Whiskey glazed sirloin
burger topped with applewood bacon
Jack cheese and fried pickle spears.
Whiskey & Bacon! Can't go wrong! 12.55
Ham or Turkey Half Sandwich
with Some Nice Hot Soup
Shepherd's Pie
…peas, carrots, onions, and braised
short rib in a red wine reduction topped with mashed potatos and Locatelli
(Contains no actual shepherds)11.95
Fish & Chips
…beer battered cod with homemade
remoulade, and Isaacs spiced fries
with bourbon mayonnaise 12.95
Lump Crab Mac and Cheese
…mac and cheesy crab hunks topped
with a Ritz cracker crust served
with wedges of garlic bread12.50
Chicken Pot Pie
…grilled chicken, potatoes, peas, carrots and onions. Topped with our pie crust
in a savory chicken gravy 10.25
Fav Entrees*
Meatloaf …mmm, meatloaf
…like many Moms (maybe yours)
used to make. With whipped potatoes
(Bad Potatoes! Bad!) and healthy
sauteed vegetables
13.95
Baby Back Ribs and Fries
…we brought back our classic,
old-recipe, slow-cooked ribs!
Served with Belgian style fries.
17.95
Chef's Choice Beef Entree
…he picks a special beefy treat for
the day. Trust him, he's brilliant
Priced accordingly - ask
Apple Walnut Chicken
…apple caramelized, and encrusted
with walnuts. browned chicken breast
with sweet potato bacon stuffing,
and some nice veggies
15.60
Fresh Filet of
Pan Seared Salmon
…carefully removed from the ocean
then seared and served with some
mashed potatoes, sauteed
seasonal vegetables and
Gorgonzola sauce
16.95
Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes
…the meat of some seriously big crabs
magically cakerized and served with
fries and sauteed vegetables, and
included bonus tarter sauce 18.95
*Raw eggs are used here, and burgers and meats are cooked to order.
Consuming raw eggs or under cooked meats or eggs may increase your risk
of food-bourne illness, especially if
you have certain medical conditions.
Vodka Rigatoni
8.95
Choose your favorite bread:
Multi-Grain, Rye, White,
or, a Kaiser Roll
…3 soft tacos full of blackened Mahi
Mahi, (fishies) shredded cabbage,
Cheddar cheese and tomatoes.
With salsa verde (green salsa?) 11.95
You Can Substitute For Fries!
Change those fries to Healthy
Mixed Veggies! Only 1.95
10.75
…with Cheddar cheese, jalapenos and crumbled applewood bacon. Drizzled with A-1 over mashed potatoes $ 11.95
Fish Tacos
Pickle Back Burger
Half Sandwich with Onion Soup
Yuppy Brie and Turkey
Fried Meatloaf
Freedom of Association!
Hail, Caesar! You got nice ribs!
9.95
No Frozen Hockey Pucks Here!
Any burger can be made with beef,
chicken, veggie burger, or turkey
Barbecued Ribs with Caesar Salad
Chipotle Chicken Wrap
…chipotle barbecue chicken with
lettuce and avocado mango salsa, Combos*
9.40
Apple Walnut Chicken
Small Plates*
Our Burgers are Fresh, Eight (8)
Ounces, Hand-Formed Daily
Turkey Club
Meatloaf Sandwich
Burgers*
…tossed in an embarassingly
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rich vodka sauce with
Locatelli cheese
9.9511.95
…or, with Chicken
10.9512.95
In 1658, when Little Isaac
was growing up…
Great Beer
… it took many days to travel across the country and the refrigerated
ox cart had not yet been invented. Food was local, and Isaac learned to
make everything with only fresh ingredients –that's how we do it today.
We're not a giant chain, no trucks loaded with packaged food from far
away roll into our parking lot (there wouldn't be room). Our recipes
were created here and they're unique. We hope you love the food,
have a great time, and come back often!
Interesting facts for history nuts
No Bears
(No, Bears are NOT involved)
You can take your favorite draft beer with you!
Amaze your friends, or just enjoy it all yourself. Get a jug filled
with your personal favorite from any of our Twenty Two
(count 'em, 22) taps, and just go! (After you pay us)
You have to clean your growler (sounds r-rated) before
we can refill it. Ask our friendly bartenders for
instructions – they love to help.
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Isaac Has Special Beers
ready to Go!
Choose from our amazing blackboard specials list,
or anything else from our huge selection of the
best beers from all over the world.
Purchase just one, or up to 12 bottles of any brand or style
and mix or match 'em to create your own private stock!
(or, for kids with a paper due tomorrow)
Sir Isaac Newton
Sir Isaac Newton was born in England on Jan. 4, 1643. Newton may
be the greatest scientific genius of all time. He made major contributions to nearly every area of science and mathematics.
Newton came from a family of farmers, but he was interested
in books and mathematics. He entered Trinity College in 1661 where
he studied mechanical philosophy, algebra and analytical geometry
and the mechanics and Copernican astronomy of Galileo.
His scientific genius suddenly emerged when Black Plague
closed the University in the summer of 1665. He returned to home to
Lincolnshire where he began revolutionary advances in ­mathematics,
physics and astronomy. He constructed the first reflecting telescope,
the prototype for our largest modern optical telescopes.
Newton's greatest achievement was his work in physics. The story
that he discovered gravity when an apple fell on his head is most
likely a myth, but by 1666, Newton had formulated early versions of
his three Laws of Motion.
He was persuaded to write a full-length treatment of his new physics
and, after 18 months of work he published The Principia, regarded as
the greatest scientific book ever written. He analyzed the motion of
bodies and applied the results to orbiting bodies, projectiles, pendula,
and free-fall near the Earth.
He later became Master of the Royal Mint and managed the
English re-coinage of the 1690's He pursued counterfeiters
with ferocity. Newton was the first scientist to be knighted
in honor of his work .
All of this, of course, is before his exciting new career
in the restaurant business.
Isaac continues to create new food and drink concepts and to
research mixology theory for use in his famous restaurant.
Experiments are continuing in the field of dessert-calorie removal.
The technology is top secret, but results have been very promising.
We now have an improved calorie extraction process we use on all
of our Newtonian Desserts. (We're pretty sure it might work.)
Recently, after many experiments, we have achieved the complete
burgerization of turkey and learned to cakerize crab meat.
Contributions have also been made, using a new Belgian
technique, in Fry engineering.
In order to be fully aware of Isaac's revolutionary food technology
break-throughs, it is vital that you attend our training seminars.
They are held every day in the bar area right here at Newton's
in Newtown. Why not try a Belgian beer while you learn?
Isaac Newton’s
Newtown, PA 18940
215-860-5100
FAX: 860-FOOD
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