Theory Cocktail Menu

COCKTAILS
BEER
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER ... BUT THERE IS THIS … 13
DRAFT
pint / pitcher
ale syndicate paulina chicago wit ale
allagash white
bell’s oberon
boulevard unfiltered wheat
blue moon coors light crispin deschutes fresh squeezed IPA goose island green line
guinness
half acre daisy cutter lagunitas ipa leinenkugel’s summer shandy miller lite
pacifico
revolution anti-hero ipa stella artois
tocayo
... 7 / 26
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hendricks gin, elderflower liquor, muddled cucumber and fresh
squeezed lemon served up
I DON’T THINK YOU READY FOR THIS JELLY … 15
our take on a traditional whiskey sour, few bourbon mixed with
fresh squeezed lemon, simple syrup and blueberry jam
JOHN DALY glass ... 7
pitcher ... 25
sweet tea infused vodka mixed with lemonade served over ice
SLOW & LOW OLD FASHIONED … 10
orange and honey infused american rye whiskey, muddled orange
and cherry, splash of soda water and a dash of angostura bitters
BROKEN HAMMOCK … 14
casa noble crystal mixed with muddled jalapeño, fresh squeezed
lemon, lime and agave nectar over ice finished with pacifico
ANGRY NERD ... 12
ketel one citroen, ruby red grapefruit juice, ginger ale
and fresh squeezed lime
‘DA BLOOM … 10
svedka peach with raspberry and peach purées, lemonade
and a prosecco floater
BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE ... 12
SEASONAL/ROTATING
ballast point
great lakes
penrose
... 8 / 32
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grey goose vodka, lemonade and fresh raspberries
DOMESTIC BOTTLES
THEORYADE ... 11
budweiser bud light
coors light goose island summer ale
michelob ultra miller high life miller lite
widmer omission ipa
widmer omission pale ale
svedka cherry, soda, sierra mist, sour and fresh squeezed lime
THE SUFFERING BASTARD … 16
whistle pig rye whiskey, gin, fresh lime juice, ginger beer and
a dash of bitters over ice garnished with an orange slice
SOUTHERN CHARM … 12
dr. mcgillicuddy’s peach whiskey, orange juice, mionetto prosecco
served in a champagne flute
BACON-INFUSED BOURBON BLOODY MARY … 11
IMPORT BOTTLES
bloody mary fashioned with bacon-infused bourbon, worcester sauce,
salt, pepper, celery salt, old bay seasoning and a splash of guinness.
garnished with bacon and pepper jack cheese because if there’s
something better than eating bacon, it’s eating and drinking bacon!
amstel light beck’s (n/a) corona / corona light modelo especial
... 5
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DAILY SPECIALS
CIDERS
crispin (on draft)
crispin pear
original sin
smith & forge (16oz can)
... 7 / 26
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$8 burger (beef, turkey or veggie) + fries or tots
soup of the day: minestrone
TUESDAY
CANS
GINGERHEAD MOSCOW MULE
... 8
who needs a copper mug—when you have a can (12oz)
21st amendment toaster pastry (12oz)
21st amendment hell or high watermelon (12oz)
anderson valley gose (12oz)
bell’s two hearted (16oz) boulevard ginger lemon radler (12oz)
goose island 312 (16oz) half acre rotating selection (16oz)
hamm’s (16oz)
pbr (16oz) stiegl grapefruit radler (16oz)
surly furious ipa (16oz)
... 7
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... 9
CRAFT
5 rabbit super pils
ballast point grapefruit sculpin ipa
begyle blonde
bell’s amber ale
deschutes rotating selection
firestone walker double jack ipa (9.5 ABV)
henry’s hard orange soda lagunitas daytime
left hand hard wired nitro coffee porter
new belgium’s citradelic tangerine ipa
off color apex predator
sweetwater 420 extra pale ale
wells banana bread ... 6
... 8
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... 10
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$8 taco plate (3)
(chicken, ground beef, pork or veggie)
soup of the day: chicken tortilla
WEDNESDAY
$5 half salads
soup of the day: pasta fagioli
THURSDAY
$8 any salad as a wrap + fries or tots
soup of the day: broccoli cheddar
FRIDAY
$6 grilled cheese and tomato soup
soup of the day: tomato
SATURDAY O SUNDAY
BRUNCH AVAILABLE UNTIL 3PM
6–9PM $9 herky sticks • $7 mac & cheese wedges
HAPPY HOUR
WE FEATURE DAILY HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS
ask your server for details
BEVERAGES
BUCKET OF FUN … 65
5 domestic bottles + 200ml bottle of patrón (approx. 5 shots)
3 ... pepsi, diet pepsi, sierra mist, dr pepper,
diet dr pepper, ginger ale, mug root beer,
mountain dew, coffee, assorted tazo teas, lemonade,
lipton brewed tea (unsweetened)
5 ... red bull, red bull sugar-free,
red bull red, yellow or blue edition
WINE
SPARKLING WINE
glass / bottle
WHITE & ROSÉ
glass / bottle
RED
glass / bottle
mionetto moscato
... 10 split
hidden crush chardonnay (house) ... 8 / 32
hidden crush cabernet (house) ... 8 / 32
mionetto prosecco ... 10 split
charles & charles rosé ... 8 / 32
terrazas malbec
... 9 / 36
mionetto rosé
... 10 split
chateau ste michelle riesling ... 9 / 36
conde de valdemar roja tempranillo
... 9 / 36
... 45
brancott sauvignon blanc ... 9 / 36
coppola votre sante pinot noir
... 10 / 38
... 135 bottle
ruffino pinot grigio ... 9 / 36
joel gott cabernet
... 12 / 42
ferrari carano chardonnay ... 12 / 42
kim crawford sauvignon blanc
... 13 / 46
bucket of mionetto—5 mix + match
veuve clicquot
MONDAY
theory favorite
gluten-free option available
$1 upcharge for all split items
menu items subject to change