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of Callfornla,
San Diego
A RevelleColle~le
Publlcaflon
ISSUE 3
OCTOBER
REVELLE
MESMERIZED
HYPNOTIST
BY REBECCA SMITH
LastThursday’s
showin theRevelle
Cafeshould
putanendonceandforall
to therumors
thatRevelle
students
are
justbrainy
anddull.Theycertainly
showed
another
sidein ninety
minutes
ofhypnotic
hijinks
ledbyprofessional
stagehypnotist
Chuck
Milligan.
Milligan,
a familiar
faceto most
UCSDstudents
as theonlymotorcycle
cop on campus,had no shortageof
volunteers.
Thefiftychairs
on stage
wereimmediately
filledandmorehad
tobebrought
up.
"We’rejusthereto havesomefun
withittonight,"
said
Milligan.
Theactbegunwitha twenty-minute
induction
period,
inwhich
theparticipantswereinstructed
torelax,
focus,
andconcentrate
ontheirbreathing.
In
minutes,
thesubjects
werealready
relaxingto the soundof Milligan’s
soothing,
magnetic
voice,
thegentle
background
music,
andthedimlights.
Soon not only participantsbut
members
of theaudience
werefalling
underhisspell,slumping
forward
or
sliding
outoftheir
chairs
astheywent
"deeper
anddeeper"
intosleep.
Thenthelights
cameonandthefun
began.
"Wereyou hypnotized?"
he asksa
subjecL
"No...
I fell
asleep."
AID S WEEK
SCHEDULEE
AIDS AWARENESS WEEK" Th~
AIDSEducation
andPrevention
Tasi
Forceof UCSD,recognizing
thegrea
necessity
forAIDSeducation
in th~
campuscommunity,wishesto an
nounceitsupcoming
AIDSAwareness,
Week, November9-12. The Tas[
Forceinvitesyou and the entire
campuscommunity
to participate
i~
theweek’s
activities
andtovisitthe
thirteen
information
centers
placed
throughout
the campus,including
Scripps
Institute
of Oceanography.
Fiveoftheseinformation
centers
will
be staffed
November
10,11,and12th
to answeryourquestions
aboutthe
disease,
safesex,andtheAIDSEducationand Prevention
TaskForceof
UCSD.
Milligan’s
suggestions
rangedfrom
Finally,
Milligan
demonstrated
the
thesimple
tothebizarre.
Subjects
slid
flexibility
of thehumanbodyunder
Theweek’sevents
willinclude
showoutof theirchairs
inuncontrollablehypnosis
bybending
onegirl’s
wrist
in
ingsofAIDS-relevant
videos,
speakers
laughter
as the room"filled"
with
onhealth
issues
andcivil
fiberties
with
a 360degree
circle
andbystanding
on
laughing
gasorbeganshucking
clothes therigidbodyof another
girlas she
regardto AIDS,anda chance
to meet
asthetemperature
"rose".
Others
tried waspropped
across
twochairs.
in smalldiscussion
groups
withpersonswithAIDS.Accompanying
these
to countto ten withtwo twosor
"Nobodyhypnotizes
you.Youhypwithout
threes.
Theaudience
howled
eventsand runningthroughout
the
notize
yourself,"
saidMilligan.
"I’m
weekwillbe a display
of artbyperindelight
atthesubjects’
reactions
as
justtheguidewhotells
youhowtoget
sonswithAIDSin theUndergraduate
theyimagined
themselves
suddenly
there."
Headdedthattherearethree
Library
andoutside
oftheScience
and
verywellendowed
physically
or that
kindsof people
whocannot
be hypnoEngineering
Library.
A reception
is
theyhadbeentouched
in a welcome
or
tized- "idiots,
morons,
anddrunks,"
plannedforMonday,November
9, to
unwelcome
mannerby thepersonsitbecause
hypnotism
requires
theability
honorthedisplay
artists
andto mark
ringnextto them.Morethanonce,
to
relax
and
concentrate
at
thesame
thebeginning
oftheweek’s
activities.
over-responsive
subjects
hadto be
time.Infact,intelligent
people
make
The
AIDS
Education
and
Prevention
quickly
zapped
hackintosleep!
better
subjects.
On theserious
side,
TaskForcestrongly
encourages
theinhypnotism
hasbeenusedto cureailterested,
concerned
andcurious
to atmentsfromnail-biting
to alcoholism. tendandparticipate
in theseAIDS
Serious
stuffaside,it makesgreat
Awareness
Weekeventsof November
entertainment.
9-12,and to helpachievethe Task
Force’s
goalsofincreasing
awareness
Milligan
became
interested
inhypnoissuesamongthe
tismabout
three
years
agoafter
attend- of AIDSandrelated
and of creatingan
inga self-hypnosis
stress
reduction UCSDcommunity
environment
oncampus
thatis supporworkshop.
He workedforsix months
tiveof personswithAIDSor AIDS
withveteranperformerJim Downs
concerns.
Specific
timesandlocations
learning
stagehypnotism.
Milligan
ofevents
willbe announced
andpublilovesto perform
and is frequently
at a laterdate.
Formoreinforfoundappearing
in private
nightclubs, cized
mation,
contact
ChrisOakley
at Stumilitary
bases,andat SDSU.He also
dent
Health
at
534-0458.
recently
appeared
atThird
College.
i i ,k ,
Milligan
explained
thathypnotism
is
nota formofmagic
buta natural
state
which
themindenters
twicedailyupon
BY
30, 1987
waking
up andfalling
asleep.
Itis a
state
ofrelaxation
andconcentration
in
which
themindisopentosuggestion.
"Theaudience
wasgreat,"
saidMilliganspeaking
ofthelively
crowd
in the
packedRevelleCare."Themorethe
audience
getsintoit,themorethesubjects
getinto
it."
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AlcoholAwareness
Week,October
26 through
30,featured
a variety
of
events
thattookplace
oncampus.
Theevents,
whichtookplaceonall
fourcampuses,
included
noonconcerts
by JimmieCheathem
andtheU.C.S.D.
JazzEnsemble,
Also,thegroup"Origin"performed
on theRevelle
Plaza
Wednesdayat noon.HypnotistDeborahCooperappearedat the Muir
Careon Wednesday
nighLThe final
eventof theweekwillbe a performance by the band "Limbo Slam"
tonight
onthePlaza.
This
i.~thefourth
annual
IntercollegiateAlcohol
Awareness
Week
Revelle Announces
ACCENT
Winter Seminars
I)0E
seemto love Ronnieso much?And
Jane,areyougoingtofollow
popular
opinion
and
vote
for
Jessie
Jackson?
"Hi,thisisJohnDoe.Janeandl.deI’mjustcurious.
(signed)
JustCuricidedto do this columnfrom our
ous.’
Jane?"
breakfast
table.
We’ll
justpickupthe
"Idon’t
really
knowyet.Jessie
Jackpaperandfinda topic,
okay?I’vegot
son
hasn’t
really
made
a
political
name
thebusiness
section,
thefront
section,
for
himself
yet.
I
think
that
he
will
andJane’sgot...How’s’Dennis
the
haveto demonstrate
to theAmerican
Menace,’
Jane?"
people
that
he
can
effectively
mn the
"HaHa,John."
country."
"Youknow,Jane,theentireworld
"Comeon,Jane!Youdon’tseriously
couldblowup,andyou’dneverknow
thinkbe hasa chance
of winning,
do
about
it"
you?Anddon’tthinkI doubthimjust
"I’dknowbeforeyou,John.See?
becausehe’sblack.Theman hasno
Horoscope
section."
pofitical
background.
He’sa veryef"Well,
passme thecomics.
I wantto
fective,
emotional
speaker,
but he
see’TheFarSide.’
Here,youtakethe
doesn’t
havetheleadership
qualities
frontsection.
It’llbegoodforyou.
andpolitical
know-how
thatarereJustaskme if there’s
anywordsyou
quired
forthePresidency.
If hegets
don’tknow."
"Hey,John,what’s
thismeanhere?
the Democraticnomination,the
Republicans
area shoe-in."
ItsaysthattheNRAislobbying
forlez
"Oh,andwhoisthatgoing
tobe?"
galization
ofTeflon
bullets
andplastic
guns.Why?"
"I personally
believe
RobertDole
"Iguess
it’sbecause
oftheir
consti- would
makea better
President,
partialtutional
right
tobeararms.
Theythink lybecause
hiswifeisformer
Transportheir
rights
arebeing
violated."
tationSecretary
Elizabeth
Dole.She
"What,
their
right
toshoot
through
a
hasbeenintheWhite
House,
satonthe
policeman’s
bullet-proof
vest?Their
President’s
cabinet...
I mean,
foronce
right
tosneak
a gunpast
airport
securi- we wouldhavea FirstLadywhocould
tychecks?"
domoreforthiscounffy
thantellkids
"Don’t
get
mad
at
me!
I
didn’t
say
I
to
’Just
Say
No.’
But
I
believe
that,
if
"l
II BY STEVE HILTON
agreed
with
them,
I
just
explained
their
this
arms
agreement
gets
signed,
(KENT UNIVERSITY, ENGLAND EXCHANGE STUDENT)
position.
Butit justsohappens
that
Georgeis goingto havethemomentheyareoneof thebiggest
lobbying tmn,andDolewillfindhimself
the
¯..
I can,withallduemodesty,
consider thevodka?It
groups
in Washington,
alongwiththe
Where’s
thecider?l{
How
Vice-Presidential
candidate,
justlike
~ f an experton thatmosthallowed canI makea revolting
..........
Tobacco
Industry."
andlethal
alhe wasin 1976."
ofOldeEnglish
institutions
- thepub. coholic
"Waita second,
John.Youmeanwe
concoction
withonlytheabove
"Well,
John,
itlooks
likewe’re
just
In Eveshortbuteducational
years,
1 ingredients?!!
actually
agreeonsomething?"
aboutoutof space.
Nota verycontrhavestaggered
outof manyhundreds,3. TheAlcohol
"Something
mustnotbe righthere.
Policy:
oversial
column
thistime,
isit?"
from"TheBishop’s
Finger"
in Canter- I can’t
Either
you’re
notas bigof a Democrat
really
blame
thisonthepub,I
"True,Jane.Kindsmoralistic.
bury,to "The Fox and Firkin"in suppose.
Butitis frustrating.
Witha
as yousay,or I’mnotas bigof a
Maybenexttime,whenwe don’thave
Lewisham(homeof London’smost barto student
ratioof 1:13,000,
one
Republican
asI say,Thisisscary."
midterms."
celebrated
Tshirt,
entitled
"ForFox hastostandinlineforhourstoshow
"Yeah,
and
it
looks
like
we
have
"Yeah.
Maybethenextonecouldhe
sake,Giveme a Firkln
pint"),
to the one’sID andpickup one’swristband.
nothing
to fightaboutthisweek.Unfunny,too,becausethisone sure
ominously
tiffed
"TheCatford
Ram"in TheBritish
custom
of"popping
infora
Nextissue:
Johngladly
ships
lessourmailis controversial,
we’ll wasn’L"
my home town. l’ve been in pubs swiftone"isimpossible.
AndI don’t
probably
loseourjobs."
offtohelptheU.S.NavykeepthePerwhoseinteriors
resemble
cathedrals,likehaving
tohidemydriuk
under
the
"Let’s
see,Jane.I’lljuststickmy
sianGulfopentoInternational
Trade,
andpubswhoseinteriors
resemble
sub- tableeverytimea security
gorilla
handintothemailbox,
andpulloutthe
and
Jane
plants
a
Victory
Garden.
marines
-l’veseen’eraall.Andnone passes
andI’veforgotten
myID.It’s
smallest
envelope.
Openitup,and...
WithJohnoffatwar,willJanefinda
of’eraarelikeourownbeloved
"Tri- truly
uncivilized.
(Ahem)
’Dear
John
and
Jane
Doe:
newlover,
orwillshegrowcarrots
and
tonPub".Which,in my humbleopin- 4.TheClientele:
thepeoplewhohaveso fardeclared cucumbers?
You
can
voice
your
opinion,isjustaswell,
because
thistruly Whyisit thatvirtually
every
boozer
campaigns
forthePresidency,
whoare
ions,or askforadvice,
bywriting
to
gruesome
establishment
suckslikea
intheplace
onFriday
looks
about
sixyougoingto votefor?Specifically, JohnandJaneDoe,c/oRevellations,
vacuum
cleaner
onoverdrive.
teen? The place is packed with
John,areyougoingto voteforthat
B-021,La Jolla,92093.Anonymous
nauseating,
ste:eotyped
American
wimp,GeorgeBush,justbecause
you
letters
welcome.
Here’s
what’s
wrong:
youthwaiting
,~ be chatted
up with
glazed,
vacantexpressions
on their
1. Thelqame
faces.
Howdidtheygetin here,anyA ~fleuninspired
to putit mildly. way?I’drather
beina pubfullofmaThemoniker
of a public
houseismost rineswhilstwearing
my CCCPOiyraimportant
in attracting
youraverage picTeamshin.At leastI’dgetsome
Joeoffthestreet
andontotheharstool. adrenalin
(it’s
better
thanthebe,:r). BY KEVIN KELLY
Eventhemostunimaginative
of beings Andwhyisitthattheplace
isdescried Forparttwoofmyreport,
I spoke
with
ingpermitandstillhavenowhere
to
will
finditdifficult
tobypass
a puben- on anytimeexcept
Fridayafternoon? UCSDChiefof PoliceJohnA. Anderpark.
Chief
Anderson
estimates
that
titled"The WorldTurnedUpside
Where does everybody go at 8
sonaboutthenewly-implemented
poli- thenumberof bicycles
on campushas
Down"or "TheGin Palace"or "The
o’clock?
What’sthematterwithyou
cy.He showedme Section
21113F of
more
than
qnadrupled
in
thepastfew
FrogandNightgown",
for instance, all?
theCalifornia
Vehicle
Code,which
years.
Aside
from
being
concerned
without
feeling
a certain
curiosity
asto Here’s
what’s
right
empowers
theUniversity
ofCalifornia aboutthesafety
and
well-being
ofall
whatmightbeinside.
But"TheTriton 1. The"StarWars"machine.
to regulatethe use of bicycles, thosewho work,live,and studyat
Pub"justdoesn’t
makeit.Whatis a
So thereyou haveit: my review.
scooters,
andskau-boards
on eachof
UCSD,ChiefAnderson
citedliability
triton,
anyway?I alwaysthought
it
Looking
back,I realize
thatmaybeit
itsninecamp’us~s."
Andifyouthink
as
playing
a
major
role
intheadoption
wasoneofthemoonsofJupiter.
isn’t
verypositive,
andperhaps
I ought
thatUCSDisbeingrestrictive,
you’d of therestrictions.
Soon
afterlast
2. TheBooze:
to comeup withsomesuggestions
on
betterbe gladyou’renotat UCLA;
year’s
multi-million
dollar
lawsuit
Whata trulywonderfulrangeof
how to remedythe Fridayaftemoou
Skateboards
havebeencompletely againstUC Irvineby a studentwho
choiceswe have.Sickly-sweet
wine
nightmare.
Firstly,
renamethe pub
bannedthereforsometimenow.But
was permanendy
coolers,
urine-weak
"lifebea"and
"TheQueen’sEarlobe".Secondly, what~irompted
theimplementation
of
stuff
theycall"dark
beer"
which
tastes stock
upwithseveral
kegsofdrycider. thenewI~licy?
No.thepolice
arenot
disabled
after
being
hitfrombehind
by
don’t
letanyAmericans
in.
Ilk#a mouthful
of wetearth.
Where’s Finally,
justiookhng
foranother
wayto harass a bicyclist,
UCSD Policedecided
us,ortomakemoney
offoftickets
and
something
needed
to bedonebefore
it
, REVELLATIONS
Staff
citations.
Theydiditforoursafety. wastoolate.A special
committee
exP Editoc
LoriMoore
Afteranincrease
inbicycle
usagewas
aminedthe woblemand directed
the
Assistant
Editor:
KevinKellyandTanyaMcGraw
observed,
collisions
andcomplaints
be.
policedepartment
to enactthenowCartoonist:
TerryHo
ganto multiply.
Motestudents
were
famous
Section
21113F of theC.V.C.
Photographer:
Jennifer
Curry
beingforcedto moveoff-campus
in
Ifyouareunsure
oftheexact
letter
of
Distribution
Manager.
TerryHo
theirsophomore
andjunior
years,
and
therestrictions,
orhaveother
questions
StaffWriters:
JeffCraven,
AnnHammi,
SteveHilton,
Angle
theabundance
of localhousing,
like
aboutthepolicy,
pleasestopby the
Hughes,
Christopher
Hufman,
MoniesSchoger,
MissSchaganc,
thatin La JoHaColony,
madeit more
police
station
andpickupa copyofthe
Rebecca
Smith.
practical
toride
a bike
toschool,
rather pamphlet,
"Bicycles
andSkateboards
thanspend
a hundred
bucksfora parkRules
andResponsibilities."
Friday at the Pub-
Thank God It’s Finished
Police Chief Defends
Bicycle Regulations
ON ACADEMICS
PLANNING AND SCHEDULING:
TheWinter’88Schedule
of Classes
Revelle10 (0 units).See your
MetaphorSem C): A metaphoris
should
beavailable
attheBookstore
or
Winter
Schedule
of Classes.
Diagnos- theuseofa termwhich
is usually
not
theRevelle
SundryStoreon October
ticMedical
Imaging
of Musculoskele-associated
witha thing
todescribe
that
29.Purchase
a copy(which
contains
talDisease
(Sere.A):Oriented
pri. thing.("Classical
musicgrowson
Preferred
Enrollment
Request
Form),
marilytowardpre-medical
students, you.")
Literary
critics,
philosophers, so thatyoucanbeginplanning
your
thisseminar
willencompass
a variety andlinguists
makemuchofthissortof
winter
classes.
of techniques
usedto diagnose
and everyday
occurrence.
Thisseminar
is
characterize
bone,
joint,
andsofttissue intended
asa brief,
pragmatic
inquiry
disease.
Students
willobserve
patient intowhysuchgreatinterest
is ocPREFERRED ENROLLMENT:
examinations
in progress
andlearn casionedby metaphor.
E. Wirshbo,
October30 throughNovember
11 are
about
interpretation
ofthese
studies
as Wednesdays
3:30pm
- 5:00pro,
Revelle
thedatesarranged
foradvising
and
wellas theirsignificance
to health Formal
Lounge,
January
6,13,20.
registration.
SubmityourPreferred
care.D. Sartoris,
M.D.,Thursdays TheGreenhouse
Problem
(Sere.D):
EnrollmentRequestForm to the
9:00am - IO:OOam, UCSD Med.
Within
thenextfiveorsixdecades
the
Registrar’s
Office
toenroll
in winter
Center
(transportation
provided),
Janu- climate
throughout
theworld
is likely
quarterclasses:
seniorsenrollon
ary7,14,21.
to becomemuchwannerthanat any
Thursday,
November
5; juniors
onFriMappingthe HumanGenome(Sere. timeduringthepastthirtymillion
day, November6; sophomoreson
B):Thehumangenome
consists
of ca.
years.
Thisriseinaverage
temperature Monday,November9; and freshmen
3 X 10 tothe9thbasepairs,
making
up
willbeentirely
dueto humanactivion Tuesday,
November
10.
ca.im of DNA.50-100,000
genesare
ties,
specifically
theincreasing
concenarranged
in linearsequences,
subtration
of carbondioxide,
methane,
dividedinto23 chromosomes.
The
ADVISING HOURS:
frenns,
nitrous
oxide,
andozone
inthe
methodology
willbe discussed
of how
From Friday,October30 through
lower atmosphere.R. Revelle,
individual
genescan be mappedto
Wednesday,
NovemberII, academic
Wednesdays
2:00pro
- 4:00pro,
Revelle
moreandmoreprecisely
defined
recounselors
willbe available
on a
College
Provost
Office,
February
17,
gionsof a chromosome.
I. Scheffler, 24,andMarch2. (Contact
drop-in
basisinordertobetter
serve
JoanSheriMondaysl:OOpm- 3:00pro,Revelle danin theRevelleProvosts
morestudents.
Forhelpwithacademic
Office
College
Provosts
Office,
January
4,I l,
planning,come by the Provost’s
X41571
foradditional
information
on
25.
Office,open8:30am- 12:00pm,
and
Revelle
Seminars).
l:OOpm 4:30pro. FRESHMEN:The
RevelleAcademicCounselorsare
presenting
a review
of theprocedures
forcourse
registration
andoftheRevellerequirements.
If youhavequesflops
about
whattotakeforthewinter
quarter
orhowtoregister
forclasses,
thissession
probably
willbe to your
benefit.
Review
sessions
willbe held:Monday,
November
2, 1987:
1 h00- 11:50intheInformal
Lounge
3:00- 3:50in HL 1205
7:00- 8:00in ’WhyNotHere?’
Tuesday,
November
3, 1987:
3:00- 3:50in HL 1205
kin,justmn downto thePlazawith
BY MISA SCHAGANE
butcher
knife.
HappyHalloween,
all youghouls!! yourfavorite
So
what
if
you
don’t
feellikeparticiIt’sthattimeagain
forallyoulitde
pating
in
the
ahovementioned
activikidstodressup andparty~
What,you
ties?
W#ll,
if
you
would
like
some
don’thaveanyplans?l
No oneshould
suggestions,
here
goes:
1)
Dress
up
missouton theactivities
planned
on
like
Glenn
Close
and
go
scare
your
Halloween,
forthisyearit’scon2) Go trick-or-treating
veniently
heldona Saturday.
Tonight, boyfriend,
through
the
dorms,
3) Egga "special"
Rocktoberfest
willbe heldon Revelle
friend’s
room,
4)
Crashan unknown
Plazafrom9:00pml:OOpm.
Although
person’s
party
and
dress
up ina coscostumes
arenotmandatory,
theydo
tume
so
no
one
will
recognize
you,5)
addcolor
tothedance,
soifyou’re
the
Roast
pumpkin
seeds
over
a
bonfire,
or
creative
type,wearthecraziest
cos6)
Spike
the
cafeteria
food
with
some
tumeyoucandreamup!
flavor
andtaste.
Ohboy!
A Haunted
Housewillbe heldinthe
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if
you
don’t
wanttotakeany
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so if you’d
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suggestions,
try
andthinkof
liketoget"spooked",
juststopbyand
BOARD’S
UPCOMING EVENTS:
yourown originalplans.Whatever
say"BooI".
Finally,
there’s
thePumpPumpkin
Carving
Contest.
Prizes:
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youdecide,
justbecareful
anddon’t
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contest.
Fun,huh?If you
Place
$25,
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$15,
3rd
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go"toocrazy".
alwaysdreamed
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fun!Friday,
November
6 - Getloose
to thereggaesoundof "DredAlert"
(Ire-Engineers
Session)
3:00- 3:50inHL1148
YourOrientation
Leaderswillbe
available
to helpyouschedule
your
classes
and/or
review
theregistration
procedure.
Nowthatyouhaveexperienceda quarterat UCSD,you may
havemanyquestions
abouttheuniversitythatyourOrientation
Leader
can
answer.
Orientation
Leaders
willbe
available
duringadvising
weekNovember 2
10 from 9:00am to
12:00noon
at theRevelleProvost’s
Office.
Remember
thattheSubject
A
requirement
mustbe metduringyour
firstthreequarters
inresidence
at
UCSD.(Thestatewide
regulation
for
allUCcampuses
doesnotallowyouto
takeSubject
A ata community
orstate
college
nextsummer.)
If youdidnot
takethe examanytime
in 1987,you
may attemptthe examDecember3,
7:00-9:00pro,
WC 413-2.If for any
reason,
you havenotmet Subject
A
andare notenrolled
in SDCC1 (or
Ling/En
70)thisquarter,
youmustenrollin SDCC1 (orLin/En70)during
thewinterquarter
andmaynottake
Humanities
until
1989.
Attention
Mathematics,
Biological
or
Physical
Sciences
majors:
TheTeacher Education
Program
hasinitiated
a
newSingle
Subject
Internship
CredentialProgram
in Mathematics
andScienceforsecondary
teaching,
Thisprogramoffers
paidInternships
ina local
School
District
inconjunction
withthe
post-haccalaureate
credential
courseof-study.
ThereareseVeral
requirementsthatmustbe metto beeligible
forthisprogram
including
fiveprerequisite
courses
tobetaken
asundergraduates.
Thesecourses,
however,
may
be usedas partof a TEPminor.See
theTeacher
Education
Program
Office
contactin MAAC519 (534-2957)
for
moreinformation.
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happening
at thesametime,so you
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today is the PLaza!RememberwhenI
saidwe’dalwaysbe thinking
up new
andexciting
things
especially
foryou
Commuters?
Well,nextweekis ourfirstever
Commuter
StudyBreak.Starting
at 5
p.m.we’llbegiving
outfreemunchies
(doughnuts,
coffee,
etc.)so thatyou
canrevitalize
yourbrain
after
allthat
heavycramming.
It willbe in Why
NotHere?nextWednesday,
November
4that 5 p.m.Of course,
I couldnot
writethiscolumn
without
mentioning
that,
yes,there
willbe another
oneof
ourterrific
Commuter
Breakfasts
next
Wednesday,November4th at 7:30
a.m.in theCommuter
Lounge.Still
plenty
of great
food,andstilla mere
$.5O.
And now a seriousnote:As you
know,
thisweekend
isdestined
tobe a
seriouspartyweekendfor manyof
you,it beingthefirsttimein many
years
thatHalloween
actually
falls
ona
Saturday.
We wouldjustliketo warn
allof youtobe careful
outthereon
thosehighways
tomorrow
nighLand,
y’know,
itreally
isn’t
toosmart
toget
behind
a steering
wheelwhenyoucan
barely
seethefingers
on yourhand,
don’tyou think?Anyway,we just
wantallofyoutobecareful:
youcertainly
don’twantto misscoming
back
to schoolbrightand earlyMonday
morning.
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ToMattandJimof Argo311--I canseeyouanytimeI want
to.I’ 11bewatching.
Froma peeper
Dan,Letme rideyourbroomandyoucanlightmy pumpkin.
--Alexis
Bruce(Argo4):Willyouhavemychildren?
--Elvira,
Mistress
oftheDark
D on A4--Admiring
you.Signed,
Secretly
Angie,CrewGodis
waiting.
Itistimetomakeyourmove!!!
To Colinfromthe ReveileHypnotist
Show:YOU’RETOO
SEXY!!!
Froma fellow
stutterer
Jim,I’veheard
rumors
thatyoulikeme.Isittrue?
--Ann
Whois moreobnoxious?
TheArgo660’sorthe640’s?
Welcome
to thenewresidents
of ArgoV!
Mutte:
Ich-I-Ban
andtheF st.bookstore
await
your
beautiiul
particles-Let’s
makeitsoon.
Love,
Albert
E.
Erik...Who’s
thatgirl?
HeyPeterPan:
Let’sflyallnight,
andhavean awesome
Halloween.
BB
Forever
To Argo635’s:
Isyoursuitehaunted?
Lately
allwe’ve
heardupthereisthumping,
moaning
andgroaning!
KathyS.--Who’sthatguy?
MindyMez,MV Bud.Watchoutfora devil.
Touchdown
further...Go
TeamGo!
Whowantsto know?--Kathy
S.
IRIC-The L-lrersLoveYa! You’rethebest. A
big wave
comingat ya!Thewomenof L-IO.
HeyNomad!
Justwanttosaythatyouarea truewoman!
Thanxforsupplying
myFruit
Loopfixandlocking
meoutof
theroom.--Studmuffin
Ho Ho,HeyHey,RickandScottaregoingtoLA toparty
today!
Thanks
iorhangtn’
yourfeetoutforus!JDL
JollyGood,
Learnhowtoplaybasketball
andthenwe’ll
play.ArgoII
Estefani!
Comoestas?Juanita
Zapato
Clint:
Shave
yourprepubescent
lip.
Mikefrom460’s-You’re
a crappy
bartender
anda light
weight.
Mr."B’:CanI compare
theetoa summer’s
dayora cold
fish...Lot’s
of? OneofL (TheonlyL)
Hi Pooh!LoveYou.Love,Me!
Left),,
I’mhornyforyou.--TheDemonBruceandKevin:
Kristin
Labelle
of Argo651--Howmanyguysdidyoukisson
Sundaynight?
Brucie-Babie:
I LoveYou.--Yourco
Brentley
Buns:Oopoptoppopergobbledegook!
Youareso rude.
Kevinand Scott:Long-distance
RADIOWAVES!We’llmiss
you.Love,YourHarleyBuddies
Remember,
thosewhotalkthemostdotheleast.
Love,DD,
Ms.T, andK.K.
Eve,Hi!Heather
Bruskie:You
needfourglasses
ofmilktostayhealthy.
--Lisa
Inspector
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thegreatest!
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