TV 31
THURSDAY MAY 19 2016
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Start the day
with a laugh
today’s television
Why is basketball such a
slippery sport?
The players are always
dribbling on the floor.
6.00
9.00
11.30
12.00
hoW do you
communicate with fishes?
Drop them a line.
Today’s quiz
1. Steph Hancock is best
known for playing what
sport?
2. Who played Irish hunger
striker Bobby Sands in the
2008 film Hunger?
3. Which of these is not a
territory of Canada:
Manitoba, Nunavut or
Yukon?
4. True or false: caning is a
form of legal corporal
punishment in Singapore?
5. Which comedian
featured in the artwork of
Prince’s 2013 single
Breakfast Can Wait?
6. In which year was the
Art Gallery of South
Australia established?
7. Elizabeth Grant is the
real name of which US
singer-songwriter?
8. Who directed the 2016
film The Jungle Book?
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abc
sbs
Ten Digital
6.00 Sunrise. (CC)
9.00 The Morning
Show. (PG, CC)
11.30 Seven Morning
News. (CC)
12.00 MOVIE: A Father’s
Choice. (Mv, CC) (2000)
2.00 The Daily Edition. (CC)
3.00 The Chase. (R, CC)
4.00 Seven News At 4. (CC)
5.00 The Chase Australia. (CC)
6.00 News. 9.00 News Mornings.
10.00 Australian Story. 10.30
Foreign Corre. 11.00 Boomtown.
(PG) (Final) 11.30 Eggheads.
(R, CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 1.00
Serangoon Road. (Mv, R, CC)
1.55 Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC)
2.55 The Cook And The Chef.
(R, CC) 3.20 The Bill. (R, CC)
4.10 Murder, She Wrote. (PG, R,
CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 The
Drum. (CC)
6.00 WorldWatch. 12.30 Turkish
News. 1.00 PBS News. (CC) 2.00
Creative Minds. (PG, CC) 2.50
Undocumented. (PG, R) (France)
3.05 Guide To Elizabethan
England. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 4.05
Robson Green: How The North
Was Built. (R, CC) (UK) 5.00
Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro
d’Italia. Stage 11. Modena to
Asolo. 229km. Highlights. 5.30
Letters And Numbers. (R, CC)
6.00 Ent. Tonight. 6.30 The Home
Team. (R, CC) 7.00 Ben’s Menu. (R,
CC) 7.30 Bold. (PG, R, CC) 8.00
Family Feud. (R, CC) 8.30 Studio
10. (PG, CC) 11.00 The Talk. (CC)
12.00 Dr Phil. (PGdls, CC) 1.00
MasterChef Aust. (PG, R, CC) 2.10
Ent. Tonight. (CC) 2.40 GCBC. (R,
CC) 3.10 Judge Judy. (PG, CC)
3.40 Ben’s Menu. (R, CC) 4.00
Everyday Gourmet. (CC) 4.30
Bold. (PG, CC) 5.00 News. (CC)
6.00 Nine News. (CC)
7.00 Rugby League. (CC) NRL.
Round 11. South Sydney
Rabbitohs v St George
Illawarra Dragons. From
ANZ Stadium, Sydney.
9.40 To Be Advised.
10.40 The AFL Footy Show.
(M, CC) A look at the
latest AFL news.
12.40 Westside. (Mlv, R, CC) Ted
and Rita make a shocking
discovery.
1.30 Anger Management.
(Ms, R, CC) Charlie starts
dating a patient’s sister.
2.00 Danoz Direct.
2.30 Global Shop.
3.00 Extra. (CC)
3.30 Good Morning
America. (CC)
5.00 News Early Edition. (CC)
5.30 Today. (CC)
6.00 Seven News. (CC)
7.00 Home And Away.
(PGas, CC)
8.30 The Queen’s
90th Birthday
Celebration. (PG, CC)
10.30 Mighty Cruise Ships:
Norwegian Breakaway –
The Voyage. (R, CC) Takes
a look at the Norwegian
Breakaway.
11.30 Mighty Cruise Ships:
Norwegian Breakaway
– The Build. (CC) A look
at the construction of the
Norwegian Breakaway.
12.30 Grey’s Anatomy.
(M, R, CC)
1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R, CC)
2.00 Home Shopping. (PG, R)
4.00 NBC Today.
5.00 Seven Early News. (CC)
5.30 Sunrise. (CC)
6.00
6.55
7.00
7.30
8.00
6.00
6.30
7.30
8.00
6.00 Family Feud. (CC)
6.30 The Project. (CC)
7.30 MasterChef Australia.
(PG, CC) Contestants
create a dish
without cooking.
8.40 Gogglebox. (Mals, CC)
TV fanatics open up their
living rooms to reveal
their reactions to popular
and topical TV shows.
9.40 Law & Order: SVU. (Mv,
CC) Two serial killers
escape prison.
10.40 Blue Bloods. (M, CC)
11.30 The Project. (R, CC)
12.30 The Late Show
With Stephen
Colbert. (PG, CC)
1.30 Home Shopping. (PG, R)
4.00 Life Today With James
Robison. (PG)
4.30 CBS This Morning. (CC)
8.30
9.30
10.00
10.30
11.00
11.15
12.15
12.45
1.45
2.40
4.05
4.35
5.05
Antiques Roadshow. (CC)
Clarke And Dawe. (CC)
ABC News. (CC)
7.30. (CC)
The Checkout: Best
Before. (PG, R, CC) (Final)
Rake. (Malsv)(Series return)
Utopia. (R, CC)
Upper Middle. (Ml, R)
Lateline. (R, CC)
The Business. (R, CC)
Making Couples Happy.
(PG, R, CC)
Agony Uncles. (Ms, R, CC)
Press Club Address. (R)
Golf. (CC) PGA Tour. The
Players Championship.
Highlights.
MOVIE: Split Second.
(Mv, R, CC) (1953)
Law Unto Himself. (PG, R)
Eggheads. (R, CC)
The Bill. (PG, R, CC)
8.30
9.00
9.30
10.35
11.05
1.30
2.00
2.55
3.55
5.00
5.30
Food Safari. (R, CC)
SBS World News. (CC)
noma australia. (CC)
Gourmet Farmer.
(PG, R, CC)
Poh & Co. (CC)
(Series return)
Made In Italy. (R, CC)
Follow The Money. (CC)
SBS World News Late
Edition. (CC)
Cycling. UCI World Tour.
Giro d’Italia. Stage 12.
Noale to Bibione. 182km.
Massive Moves. (R, CC)
MythBusters. (PG, R, CC)
MythBusters. (PG, R, CC)
Wildest Islands. (R, CC)
CCTV English News.
NHK World
English News.
Some regional areas receive SBS ONE programs
30 minutes earlier than this schedule.
Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeat.
Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. Please Note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by the Networks.
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abc2/ABC Kids
SBS 2
6.00 Power Rangers. 6.30 PAW Patrol.
7.00 Yo-Kai. 7.30 Crunch Time. 8.00
Move It. 8.30 Wild Kratts. 9.00 Magical
Tales. 9.30 Survivor: Kaôh Rong. 12.30
Batman. 1.00 Power Rangers. 1.30
Wild Kratts. 2.00 Sonic Boom. 2.30
SpongeBob. 3.00 Rabbids Invasion.
3.30 Yo-Kai. 4.00 Kids’ WB. 4.05
Green Lantern. 4.30 Batman. 5.00 Ben
10. 5.30 Teen Titans. 6.00 Regular
Show. 6.30 Adv Time. 7.00 The Middle.
7.30 Big Bang. 8.30 Survivor: Kaôh
Rong. 11.30 South Beach Tow. 12.00
Impractical Jokers. 12.30 Adv Time.
1.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Shopping. 7.00 Flushed. 7.30 Hairy
Legs. 8.00 Jay’s Jungle. 8.30 Harry’s
Practice. 9.00 Home And Away: The
Early Years. 9.30 NBC Today. 12.00 Air
Crash Investigation. 1.00 Dealers. 2.00
House Doctor (A To Z Of Design) 2.30
Drug Bust. 3.00 Medical Emergency.
3.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue. 4.00 The
Zoo. 4.30 60 Minute Makeover. 5.30
60 Minute Makeover. 6.30 Bargain
Hunt. 7.30 The Vicar Of Dibley.
8.15 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.45
Murdoch Mysteries. 10.45 Air Crash
Investigation. 11.45 Bargain Hunt.
12.45 Dealers. 1.45 Late Programs.
6.00 Children’s Programs. 5.50 Go
Jetters. 6.00 Peg + Cat. 6.15 Peter
Rabbit. 6.25 Octonauts. 6.40 Ben And
Holly’s Little Kingdom. 6.50 Shaun
The Sheep. 7.00 Spicks And Specks.
7.30 Doctor Who. 8.15 Doctor Who:
Confidential. 8.30 Shaun Micallef’s
MAD AS HELL. 9.00 Episodes. 9.30
Never Mind The Buzzcocks. 10.00
Broad City. 10.25 The Tonight Show
Starring Jimmy Fallon. 11.05 Live
At The Apollo. 11.50 The Alternative
Comedy Experience. 12.15 Doctor Who.
1.05 Doctor Who: Confidential. 1.15 The
Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
2.00 News Update. 2.05 Close. 5.00
Children’s Programs.
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Cycling. UCI
America Tour. Tour of California. Stage
4. Morro Bay to Monterey County. 9.05
WorldWatch. 1.30 Tamil News. 2.00
Thai News. 2.30 Sri Lankan Sinhalese
News. 3.00 Bangla News. 3.30 Somali
News. 4.00 The Feed. 4.30 India’s
Dancing Superstar. 5.40 If You Are The
One. 6.40 10,000 BC. 7.30 The Feed.
8.00 Adam Ruins Everything. 8.30
MythBusters. 9.30 Dark Net. 10.35
Fighting The System. 11.40 League
Nation Live. 1.10 The Feed. 1.40 On The
Piste. 2.35 Alarm For Cobra 11. 3.30
NHK World English News. 5.00 Korean
News. 5.30 Indonesian News.
ONE
6.00 Home Shopping. 8.00 Motor
Racing. Formula 1. Round 5. Spanish
Grand Prix. H’lights. 9.00 David
Attenborough’s Planet Earth. 10.00
M*A*S*H. 11.00 Hogan’s Heroes. 12.00
Get Smart. 1.00 Matlock. 2.00 Nash
Bridges. 3.00 Jake And The Fatman.
4.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 Star
Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Family Feud. 6.30
M*A*S*H. 7.30 Robson’s Extreme
Fishing Challenge. 8.30 MOVIE: Hot
Shots! (1991) 10.25 House Of Lies.
10.55 Star Trek: Voyager. 11.55 Home
Shopping. 1.55 Diagnosis Murder. 2.55
Bellator MMA. 5.00 Hogan’s Heroes.
5.30 Whacked Out Sports.
GEM
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abc3
ABC NEWS
eleven
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Skippy. 7.00 TV
Shop. 8.00 Gilmore Girls. 9.00 TV Shop:
Home Shopping. 10.30 Come Dine With
Me UK. 11.00 Friends. 12.00 MOVIE:
Carry On Spying. (1964) 1.50 Come
Dine With Me UK. 2.20 Monarch Of
The Glen. 3.30 The Great British Bake
Off. 4.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
5.30 Gilmore Girls. 6.30 Friends. 7.30
What’s Your Emergency? 8.35 MOVIE:
Toy Soldiers. (1991) 10.50 The Black
Adder. 11.30 New Tricks. 12.40 Friends.
1.05 Gideon’s Way. 2.00 TV Shop: Home
Shopping. 2.30 MOVIE: Link. (1986)
4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce
Meyer. 5.00 Gideon’s Way.
6.00 Shopping. 7.00 Fishing Western
Australia. 7.30 Hook, Line And Sinker.
8.30 Dream Car Garage. 9.00 Shannon’s
Legends Of Motorsport. 10.00 Fifth
Gear. 11.00 Starsky & Hutch. 12.00 T.J.
Hooker. 1.00 Border Wars. 2.00 Bizarre
ER. 2.30 Wipeout USA. 3.30 High Tech
Rednecks. 4.30 American Restoration.
5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 Storage
Wars. 7.30 Bad Ink. 8.00 Tattoo
Nightmares Miami. 8.30 Ink Master.
10.15 America’s Hardest Prisons. 11.30
Operation Repo. 12.00 Border Wars.
1.00 Bad Ink. 1.30 Tattoo Nightmares
Miami. 2.00 Operation Repo. 2.30
Bizarre ER. 3.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.00 Arthur.
2.25 The Jungle Book. 2.35 Hairy Legs.
2.50 Dennis The Menace And Gnasher.
3.15 Jamie’s Got Tentacles. 3.25 Vic
The Viking. 3.40 Sea Princesses. 3.50
Jamillah And Aladdin. 4.00 Odd Squad.
4.25 Numb Chucks. 4.40 Grojband. 5.00
Camp Lakebottom. 5.25 The Penguins
Of Madagascar. 5.50 BtN Newsbreak.
5.55 Little Lunch. 6.10 Game On. 6.25
Hank Zipzer. 6.50 BtN Newsbreak. 7.00
The Adventures Of Merlin. 7.45 Deadly
Pole To Pole. 8.15 Adventure Time.
8.35 Degrassi: Next Class. 9.00 World’s
End. 9.25 House Of Anubis. 9.50 Rage.
10.50 Close.
6.00 News. 8.30 News Mornings.
11.25 ABC Open. 11.30 News. 12.30
Capital Hill. 1.30 News. 2.30 ABC News
Afternoons. 3.30 ABC News Afternoons
With The Business. 4.30 Grandstand.
5.25 ABC Open. 5.30 ABC News
Evenings. 6.00 The Drum. 6.30 ABC
News Grandstand. 7.30 The Business.
8.30 ABC National News. 9.00
Lateline. 9.30 The World. 10.30 ABC
National News. 11.00 7.30. 11.30 News.
12.00 The Drum. 12.30 Al Jazeera.
1.30 BBC Global. 2.00 7.30. 2.30
Outside Source. 2.55 ABC Open. 3.00
BBC Africa. 3.30 Al Jazeera. 4.30 BBC
Business Live. 5.00 Lateline. 5.30 News.
6.00 Toasted TV. 8.00 Scope. 8.30
Toasted TV. 9.30 Crocamole. 10.00
Touched By An Angel. 11.00 Dr Quinn.
12.00 Judging Amy. 1.00 JAG. 2.00
Becker. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30
Everybody Loves Raymond. 4.00 The
King Of Queens. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00
Family Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00
The Simpsons. 7.30 How I Met Your
Mother. 8.00 New Girl. 8.30 Crazy
Ex-Girlfriend. 9.30 Bondi Ink Tattoo.
10.30 Empire. 11.30 The Late Late
Show With James Corden. 12.30 Sleepy
Hollow. 1.30 Becker. 2.00 JAG. 3.00 Dr
Quinn, Medicine Woman. 4.00 Touched
By An Angel. 5.00 Home Shopping.
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Answers: 1 Rugby league.
2 Michael Fassbender. 3 Manitoba.
4 True. 5 Dave Chappelle. 6 1881.
7 Lana Del Rey. 8 Jon Favreau.
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Today. (CC)
Today Extra. (PG, CC)
Morning News. (CC)
The Ellen DeGeneres
Show. (PG, CC)
Variety show.
1.00 MOVIE: The Odd Couple.
(R, CC) (1968)
3.00 News Now. (CC)
4.00 Afternoon News. (CC)
5.30 Millionaire Hot
Seat. (CC)
6.00 Today. 8.30 Today Extra. 11.00
Morning News. 11.30 The Ellen
DeGeneres Show. 12.30 Danoz Direct. 2.30 News Now. 3.30
Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 5.30 Nine News.
6.30 A Current Affair. 7.00 Rugby League. NRL. South
Sydney Rabbitohs v St George Illawarra Dragons. 9.40
Two And A Half Men. 10.40 The AFL Footy Show. 12.40
Westside. 1.30 Global Shop. 3.00 Good Morning America.
4.30 News Early Edition. 5.00 Today.
scTV CENTRAL
6.00 Sunrise. 8.30 The Morning
Show. 11.00 Seven Morning
News. 11.30 MOVIE: A Father’s Choice. (2000) 1.30 The Daily
Edition. 2.30 The Chase. 3.30 Seven News At 4. 4.30 The
Chase Australia. 5.30 Seven News. 6.30 Home And Away. 8.00
The Queen’s 90th Birthday Celebration. 10.00 Mighty
Cruise Ships. 12.00 Grey’s Anatomy. 1.00 Harry’s Practice.
1.30 Home Shopping. 3.30 NBC Today. 4.30 Seven Early News.
5.00 Sunrise.
NITV
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.00 Mugu Kids. 8.30 Muso Magic Outback
Tracks. 9.00 Kagagi, The Raven. 9.30 Mysterious Cities Of Gold. 10.00
Samaqan: Water Stories. 10.30 East Of Arnhem. 11.00 Yorta Yorta Youth. 11.45
Real Pasifik. 12.15 MOVIE: The Fringe Dwellers. (1986) 2.00 The Medicine Line.
2.30 Mugu Kids. 3.00 The Dreaming. 3.30 Bushwhacked! 4.00 Muso Magic Outback
Tracks. 4.30 Kagagi, The Raven. 5.00 Mysterious Cities Of Gold. 5.30 League Nation
Live. 7.00 Around The Campfire. 7.20 News. 7.30 The Marngrook Footy Show. 9.00
The Point. 9.30 MOVIE: Harlem Nights. (1989) 11.30 Aesop’s Way. 11.45 Alice
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And Kevin. 12.00 Volumz.
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