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Fun and Artsy Person
160 cm Korean female, loves music regardless of genre, enjoys watching movies especially comedies,
playing badminton, and talking about random things. Musical fan. Looking for an 18-22 year old, intelligent,
open-minded, and humorous man who has similar interests.
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For a Good Time, Call…
Fun-loving 20-year-old 5’4” 125 lb. female, athletic and sassy, looking for a manly, athletic 6’+ man who
can handle a real live wire for a night of good times.
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Looking For A ‘Man Of The World’
5’5” curvy Brazilian-American, blonde with blue eyes, speaks 5 languages. Loves travel, photography,
history, horror films, and children. Looking for a cultured, well-traveled, multi-lingual, attractive, intelligent
man, with a good sense of humor and adventurous nature.
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Intense Connections
African American Woman, well-educated, 21yrs, cute and curvy, black Hair, light brown eyes seeking
African American Male, tall and well built 25-30 yrs, with a job and his own place. Must be outgoing and
adventurous in order to discover what makes me roar.
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Stand By Me
5’4”, 18 year old Asian female, black hair and black eyes. Looking for an athletic and fit man (18-21) who
loves animals, night walks, the concept of social justice and fights for it, who is not self-conscious and has a
great sense of humor, and who is sympathetic and spiritual.
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Just Looking
5'7", 21 years old, average slim male, brown eyes, brown curly hair. Enjoy music, books and art. Looking for
a non-flamboyant, average to slim man, 18 - 30, with disconnected earlobes, intelligence, sense of humor,
kindness, positive outlook, and a motivation to succeed.
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The Good Life
Silly athletic young woman seeks lover and friend. Must appreciate naps and snacks. Dirty mind a plus.
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Finally It’s Happened to Me!
Medium height athletic black female 18years old, dark brown hair and light brown eyes, loves music, sports,
history, languages, and traveling. Looking for a man between 18 and 24, who is intellectual, enjoys having a
fun evening in and going out, ambitious (not to a fault), cool as a cucumber, energetic and has a sense of
humor.
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Looking For A Family Man
5'4", slim, Christian, female, age 20. Loves playing sports and being in the outdoors, board games, and
cooking. Looking for a 20-25 year old, athletic, intelligent, loves kids.
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Looking for Adventure
Male, 6’, 215 lbs, black hair, brown eyes, ripped, 18, light skinned, seeking shorter than me 5’4”-5’7”
woman that likes to have fun, seek thrills and loves to laugh. Cannot be self-hating and must be willing to try
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new things.
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Are You Ready for Love?
Male, 1.71 m, 68 kg, bi-racial, cinnamon skin, brown eyed and haired, heartthrob who enjoys sports, dancing,
and traveling. Looking for a confident well mannered “lady” who is fun and enjoys similar activities as me,
18-21, 1.6-1.71 m, 55kg-66kg.
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Searching
5’6”, 17 year old Nigerian female, likes Christian Rock, math, and science. Looking for male ages 18-20 at
least 5’7” and must be a Christian.
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Nature Lover
Male, gay, 6', full time student. Looking for someone 19-23, who loves the outdoors and backpacking, is
intellectually curious and enjoys being himself. Would prefer companionship to a very serious relationship
for the present.
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Read Labels at Whole Foods With Me!
Fun, athletic male seeks a female companion to be awesome with. Love of music, the outdoors, and general
silliness are a must. Picky eaters need not apply. Preferably blonde.
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Arrogant Male Seeks Mate
Male, 5'10" 190 lbs. Extraordinarily intelligent, witty conversationalist, and erstwhile sex god seeks equally
superior female for casual relationship. Must be conversant in moral philosophy and set theory.
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Hobbit Hubby
Black female, 5’6”, 136 pounds, brown hair and eyes. Prefers men who are tall, enjoy cloud-gazing, and
appreciate hobbits and fictitious languages. They should not be afraid to walk in the rain and hug trees.
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Proud San Franciscan Looking For Someone To Light His Fire
Male, 5' 8", 19 year old college student with brown eyes and working on a one pack. Loves movies, theater,
good vistas, food, and long conversation. Seeks compassionate, funny, free spirited, intelligent woman who
can handle a good adventure.
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Seeking Good Companion
5'9" male, 21, looking for an attractive, intelligent, and easy-going female of approximately the same age (+/2 years) for companionship. Enjoys classical music, walks in scenic environs, and little bits of trivia. Fellow
horse-rider a plus.
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Would you Like to own a Bakery in France?
5’8”, cheerful girl with curly hair. Loves swimming, working with children, and baking cookies (especially
for Christmas!). Life goal is to move to southern France and run a bakery. Seeking tall man who loves
Christmas and cookies, and speaks French.
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Woman?
A 6'1" black male with the painfully awkward yet lovable personality of Seth Cohen. Looking for a (highly)
attractive female who knows the difference between Nike Dunks and Nike Blazers, and enjoys the beauty of
the pick-and-roll. Blondes preferred (exceptions made under extraordinary--or desperate--circumstances).
L.A. Dodger fans need not apply.
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[Untitled]
Troubled male artist seeking refuge in the mind of an equally pretentious female (or convincing male).
Looking for someone who enjoys spending long periods of time alone in small dark places to better know
what true solitude and suffering is. If you've never read Walden you're not right for me. If you would rather
write a free verse poem about the artistic process than a personal ad, you're probably still not right for me
because I will never be happy.
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Beast from the Far East
6 foot brown hair, brown eyes, athletic male seeking fun-loving female with an interest in scuba diving,
sports games, and beer fetching. Like super hero movies and protagonists of excessive testosterone. Blondes
preferred.
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Sky Rockets In Flight, Afternoon Delight?
5’8”,21 yr old female looking for 6"2'-6"5' athletically built male with an adventurous spirit, sense of humor,
a riot and yet a gentle soul. Should be a man of faith, thoughtful and deeply intellectual looking for great
conversations and a lil’ sizzle.
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Fed Up
A college female tired of these tired ass guys at her school who are so full of themselves. 5'10 curvy and all
woman. Loves skiing, hanging out with friends and just overall having a good time.
Looking for a man who know how to treat a woman right. 6' or taller preferably built with some
meat on the bones and must be all man.
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My Favorite Things
5’1”, 20 year old black female. Loves music, theatre, playing sports and watching movies. Looking for a
5’9”+, 21-24 year old, college educated male, preferably muscularly built with a nice smile. Must be a
spiritual, goal-oriented man with a good sense of humor, a positive attitude toward life, and must be a “nerd”
at heart.
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Soul Mate Wanted
I am 22 year old male, 5’7” in height and medium built, dreadlocked. I like outdoor activities and playing
soccer for fun. I also like movies and diverse genres of music. I am looking for a girl of any race aged
between 18 and 22 years. She should be fun, intelligent and, of course, beautiful. Please complete my life.
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Latina Searching for Real Love
4'10'', green eyes, curly brown hair, slim w/ curves, loves to travel, Latin dancing, reading, movies, interested
in higher ed, languages and sociology. seeking tall, funny, muscular, well-educated man who knows how to
have fun and loves to go out but also can engage in academic conversation as well.
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Sexy and Smart
5’2, 22, educated pretty Latina. Love to dance, travel, meet new people. Looking for 22-30 y/o male who is
handsome, fit, 5’5’’-5’11, cultured, smart, has a good work ethic and values chivalry, romance, and passion.
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Sweet Indulgence
Cute, petite, and educated Black Female 5'0, 21 yrs, loves photography, traveling, and baking sweet deserts.
Seeking lean, muscular 20-25 yr. old man, cultured and passionate and willing to explore the wild side of
romance together.
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Best of the Last of the Best
21 yr old SBM, 5’9 w/ slim build, brown eyes, and cocoa complexion ISO woman 18-25. Must be gym
friendly, intellectually thirsty, with great sense of humor. Video game and 420 fan a plus. Must be a die-hard
sex enthusiast.
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Someone to Hold
5'5, female, black hair, brown eyes, caramel skin, likes long walks on the beach, down for anything from
hiking to cuddling and watching movies. Looking for an athletic male, tall, intelligent, and likes to have a
good time.
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Are you the one?
Single white female, 21, petite, brown hair and green eyes. My favorite activities are learning something new
and dancing my heart out. Looking for a man under 30 who can lead me on the dance floor and make me
laugh. Must be witty, sensitive, and passionate about life.
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Jewish Love
5’2 Black Female with kinky twist braids with voluptuous boy, college educated, med school bound, looking
for picnics in the park, lunch and dinners at restaurants, intelligent conversation. Seeking tall, muscular,
Jewish man with curly hair and dimples. No bio allowed.
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Sexy Seeking Sexy
Athletic woman, 21, seeking college-age male. Slim, tall, brunette, blue eyes. Likes reading, partying,
dancing. Looking for someone laid-back, fun, sexy. Open to a relationship, but must be caring,
understanding. Enjoying sports and the outdoors is a plus.
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Mountain Man
Strong single white female seeks rugged intellectual who is looking for adventures. Must love climbing
trees, skinny dipping, and art.
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Organic Love
Quirky, blue-eyed runner girl, 5’8”, unruly hair. Loves cooking, the outdoors, Woody Allen movies.
Seeking flexible, down-to-earth companion for adventures, excursions to the farmer’s market, conversation.
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Finders, Maybe Keepers
Rather small, fun-loving, indecisive, adventurous, sometimes reclusive female seeking a laid-back,
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thoughtful male who enjoys warm weather, the ocean, being active and snuggling. Looking for someone to
talk with about everything and to go on adventures with.
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Alliterations Are Awesome, Also
Female, brown hair/blue eyes/small hands, into loud books, page-turner music, hypothetical situations, and
running around all over the place. Would gladly link arms with anyone who tells good jokes and has good
ideas and laughs too loudly in quiet places.
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Go with the flow
21, 6'0 175 athletic, not skinny, curly black hair usually in braids, relatively quiet, love to joke, sports, board
games, def poetry, music, night bonfires on the beach, strawberries, seeking outgoing females who love life
,enjoy music, family, sports, and me.
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Studly Stud
6'2", brown hair, brown eyes (2). Athletic body-type which can be described as good to quite good. Looking
for smart, goofy brunette under 5'9 who loves to boogie and cook.
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Sexy Shortie
Sexy, short (5'2") , blue-eyed blonde. Looking for a preppy male who must be at least 6'0", athletically
inclined, smart and interested in a commitment. Most importantly, he much have a great sense of humor. I
am a psychology major and plan to be a fourth grade teacher.
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Just Tryna Chill.
6'3" 215 pounds. baseball pitcher. brown hair and hazel eyes. Love sports and just chillin. Seeking an athletic
girl. nice body. cute. good sense of humor. Not too high maintenance. Somebody to chill with.
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Looking for someone special
19, Tall, athletic, intelligent. Football player and track runner. Blondish-brown hair, hazel eyes. Love
watching and playing sports, going out to dinner, and kicking it watching movies on the couch. Interested in
a girl with an athletic spirit, a sharp wit, and a fun personality.
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Want A Lacrosse Player?
5'10" 19 year old fit male. Brown hair, green eyes, plays lacrosse, enjoys skiing, farming, working and good
food. Looking for a smart, cute, very fit, fun and hard working female (18-w25). Open to a long relationship,
something casual, you name it.
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Like Having Fun?
Male, 5'8", 18, green eyes, athletic build, dashingly good looks, pre-med, looking for sporty female age 1820, for deep friendship and casual sex. Open to MFF threesome is a definite bonus.
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Male In Search Of Female(S)
6'1," devastatingly handsome, brown eyes, fabulously golden brown skin, beautiful wavy brown hair, hairless
chest and back and gorgeous silky smooth hands. Enjoys promiscuous activities at drive-in movie theatres.
Searching for a wide set of female friends who enjoy intimate encounters.
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Going Places
Male, 18, 5'10", rosy complexion, promising future ahead, enjoys multiple partners, seeking female, age 25+,
with whom I can settle down and start a family, must be willing to have a big family.
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Looking For Edward Cullen
Hispanic female, 21, brown eyes, brown hair. Loves watching television, going to the movies, and vampires.
In search of a guy, tall, well-built, intelligent, and sparkles in the sun.
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Could You Be The One?
Tall, intelligent female, 20, loves literature, film, photography. Also enjoys music and playing guitar.
Looking for an intellectual, motivated, and emotionally mature male in his early twenties, 5’11’’+. Must be
open-minded, tolerant, and unpretentious.
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Tall Glass Of Water
Lanky 20 year old, blue eyes, loves reading, singing, and going to dinner with friends. Looking for a tall,
college-educated man, age 20-23, that enjoys music and going to the movies. Must have a positive attitude
and a sense of humor.
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Save The Next Dance For Me
18 year old female, long haired brunette who loves singing, writing and sports. Looking for a tall athletic
male 19-22 who’s mature at mind but young at heart. Enjoys dancing and meeting new people.
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Do We Have Chemistry?
Male, 6'3", brown hair, blue eyes, All-American smile, Chemist-by-day, Musician-by-night. Looking for a
woman, 5'6"+, red hair, refreshing smile, who enjoys Cavalier King Charles spaniels, Broadway musicals,
and laughing away the day.
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Earth-Nerd
Male, 6'1" 182 but a little doughy around edges. I play soccer and rugby and although I play soccer more I
am a rugby all-star and really like to talk about that. I am into the outdoors and am a self-proclaimed "earthnerd". I’m looking for any women to be an “earth-nerd” with me.
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Blonde and Busty
5’3” blonde bombshell with curves where they matter. Enjoys golf, working out, hooking up, and getting
rowdy. Looking for an active, loyal, and committed man. Humor and hotness welcomed.
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Muscle Man
6’3” male made of muscle. Enjoys romantic evenings with multiple women. Don’t be fooled by the size, I
like dominant women who know what they want. Keep me coming back for more.
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Rocker
20 year old female who enjoys sports and heavy metal. Looking for an older man who can provide for me
emotionally and financially.
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Cali-Boy
I am an 18 year old California native. I love the beach, surfing, and hanging out with the boys. Although
those three things seem like they will never get old, I’m looking for something new in my life. Preferably a
5’2” to 5’5” brunette from the ages 18-22 who likes long walks on the beach and constant love and affection.
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Looking for the Fittest Male
5’4” blonde, athletic, and intelligent female, loves working out, playing sports, and reading classic novels.
Seeking very athletic male, preferably with six-pack abs, large biceps, and facial hair. Must treat women
well, be able to hold an intellectual conversation, and never let me win in any competitions.
Word count: 52
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Seatown Shorty
5’3” brunette from Seattle, loves skiing, night swimming, and Lil Wayne. Looking for an intelligent young
man who knows how to lay a beat down and treat a lady right.
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Perfect Man looking for ideal Woman
6’3, 215, brown hair and brown eyes, charming and essentially the man of your dreams looking for the right
woman to enjoy late nights on the beach, coronas in the hot tub, and romantic get-aways to rocky mountain
cabins.
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Wannabe Athlete Comedian
Male, 6' 00'', 160 lbs. black hair and blue eyes, age 18. Searching for athletic female who likes various sports.
Must also be willing to laugh at multiple bad jokes on a daily basis. Enjoyment of comedy movies is a bonus.
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Dance With Me
Female, 5’9”, 140 lbs. with 34D cup size and vibrant green eyes. Searching for a tall boy who is not a LAX
bro and who knows how to party. Must be an excellent dancer and should not be opposed to wearing
women’s underwear on a daily basis. Must be willing to attend chick flicks, but cannot cry during them.
Geology nerds preferred.
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Searching for Love
Male, 6’1, 182 lbs. dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, age 19. Seeking an intimate woman who enjoys kissing
in the rain and Sunday afternoon drives in my sports car. Preferably blonde hair, brunettes will have to be
interviewed. Love athletic women who enjoy fine dining. Must be able to sing along to songs I play on my
ipod (even if they cant sing) and use John Freida hair products.
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I Want Beautiful Babies
Cute, adorable, fun-tastic Caucasian brunette seeks black male for lovin. Enjoys dancing (hip-hop in her Nike
dunks), singing, and long walks under the stars. Hopes her mate wants to treat her like a princess.
Requirement: Both ears must be pierced, and he must sport major bling.
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Lookin' For A Female
20 year old male, tallish with dark hair, funny and slightly ridiculous, looking for a fun-to-hang-out-with
petite brunette girl. Preferably this girl is personable, outgoing, single, has a good sense of humor, and likes
Taylor Swift.
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Tickle My Funny Bone!
6', 180 lb., 21 yr. old athletic man seeking good looking woman with dark hair and slight build. History and
philosophy major interested in sports, conversation, and traveling. Sense of humor a definite must! Dog-lover
preferable, as is a love of exercise, books, movies, a foreign language, and FUN!
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About Me
Average height, Haitian-American, wears glasses, likes to read watch TV, listen to music. Looking for a guy
who is Christian, respectful, open-minded, attractive, smart, considerate, and very giving, encouraging, good
listener.
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Are You The Yang To My Yin?
5’5’’, slim, outgoing, Caucasian female who enjoys music, crosswords, traveling, movies, dogs, languages,
and witty repartee. Looking for tall, fairly muscular athletic man who loves traveling, conversation, movies,
and a good sense of humor!
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Looking For A *&!%$ Buddy
Horny, 5'9'' gay man with a hot, ripped, muscular body that is ready to be touched. Blonde hair, blue eyes.
Looking for a hot dude with a ripped body who is ready to play. Be ready to make my fantasies come true!
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Why Say No? That’s No Fun
6’2” male, believes there is nothing better than a good cheeseburger. Looking for an attractive, athletic
female who likes being outside and likes country music. Needs to have a good sense of humor and be willing
to do stupid, ridiculous things for the hell of it.
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Go Fish
Male, 6’2”, 200 pounds, red hair and brown eyes, likes to workout, play baseball and go fishing. Seeking a
female mate with an engaging personality, nice smile, anywhere from 5’2” to 5’7”, thin and in shape. She
must be comfortable to be around and considerate.
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More To Love
Male, 6’1”, with more to love. Brown eyes and hair. Enjoys spirited debate about sports, politics and the
future of print media. Searching for a lovely short, petite girl. Experience in cooking, care for pets and small
children a plus.
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Looking For My Dream Girl
Male, 5'11'', 180 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, 18, looking for a good looking 18-20 year old woman, wanting
to have fun. Must be well educated, caring, nice, and enjoy sports or other physical activities.
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Looking For Love?
20 yrs old, 5’10”, 140 lbs, rockin’ bod. Loves to go spray tanning and teach aerobics class on afternoons off
from working the reception at the gym. Kabala enthusiast and expert tarot card reader. Looking for a buff
partner to be constant sunshine in my life.
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Mysterious Man
Male, 6’0”, dreamy brown eyes and hair, 19, loves computer games including World of Warcraft. Seeking
women who have LCD plasma screen TVs and know various ramen noodle recipes. Must like
oceanography.
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Why So Serious?
5’10’’, 21 slim, white male with blonde hair and blue eyes, who loves to sing, play basketball, and watch
baseball, seeking short, petite female, ages 19-23, with a silly sense of humor, a willingness to sing duets,
and a knack for thinking of fun, random things to do. Must not take herself too seriously or be selfconscious. Must be willing to argue about anything, at any time.
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Miss Thesis
Energetic and creative 5’7’, 110 pound female, 21. Brown hair and olive skin. Goal oriented and focused,
loves running, drawing, and sewing. Looking for a funny, fit, and chill college-educated guy, 21-26. Must
be able to open heavy doors and willing to carry books.
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Renaissance Man Seeking Lady
21 year old 6’2” well-kept athletic male with short dark-brown hair and dark green eyes—working to become
a professor of medicine; ambitious and competitive; enjoys traveling the world, eating great food, and
relaxing. Looking for an educated, bright, active, and fun woman with which to share experiences.
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Irie Vibes Rastaman
Male, 5'11", 185 pounds, brown hair and brown eyes, 21 years old. Enjoys baseball, skiing, TV shows on
DVD, creative writing, and outdoor activities. Looking for a smart, funny, and engaging female, aged 21-24.
Must appreciate good music, not take herself too seriously, and be open to trying new things. Please, no
Yankees fans.
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Serenade Me
5'4" petite, Mexican female. Loves television, rowing, and "man" movies. In search of a 19-23 year old
male, 5'8"+, intelligent, who sings and enjoys napping, working out, dining out, and watching movies.
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The World’s Most Interesting Man
6’2”, 21 year old, male. Brown eyes, dark hair. Enjoys sports, all kinds of music. Looking for a 19-22 year
old, tall, slim, and intelligent brunette with a positive attitude on life. Must not be Yankees fan.
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Could It Be You?
5'10", male, brown hair and blue eyes, 22, in search of an intelligent woman, 19-22, 5'3"-5'8", with brown
hair and a sense of humor. Must enjoy foreign film, independent music, and Ohio State Football.
Word count: 38
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A Night On The Town
21 y.o., 5’10” 168 lbs., Asian male, seeking a woman, 21 or older, who loves quick-wit, good music, and
adventure for a night on the town. Must enjoy interesting people, locations, venues, and modes of
satisfaction.
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Soulmate Seeker
5 ft 9 mixed race male seeking romantic companionship and intellectual equal. Must be able to discuss the
finer points of developmental economics and enjoy romantic comedies. Must dislike the Minnesota Vikings
and not be named Brett.
Word count: 39
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[No title]
5'6" male, athletic, brown hair, brown eyes, 19, Jewish male, intelligent and funny, seeks trim, keen woman
with style, kindness, and attitude, with a great sense of humor. 5'6" and shorter, 17-21.
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[No title]
6'1 Male, trim, athletic 175 pound male, brown hair, brown eyes, seeks athletic woman, 5'3-5'10, with good
sense of humor and upbeat personality, who enjoys sports, the beach, car rides, and good conversations,
preferably over great-tasting food! Age 18-22.
Word count: 39
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Smart and Stylish
Male, 5’8”, blonde hair, brown eyes, 19. Enjoys concerts, ancient history, traveling, eating good food, and
playing mind games. Looking for a stylish woman interested in a casual relationship, must have an
independent mind, a good sense of humor, and a willingness to experiment sexually.
Word count: 48
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A Man’s Man
5’9, kind, curvy woman with a pretty face, great smile and an infectious laugh seeks 5’11-6’4 man with
athletic, slender build. Not too big. Must watch South Park and be funny, can’t be too sensitive or too hairy.
Has to smell nice.
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Woman to date
5’9, 155 pound, thin man who enjoys a good book, raucous humor, having adventures and trying new things
seeks a woman to date. She cannot be restricted in any sense. Anyone who enjoys seeking out good life
experiences is encouraged to reply.
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Time with me
5’10, 185, broad-shouldered, intelligent Asian man with a sarcastic sense of humor seeks woman to spend
time with. She must be in shape and must have a similar sense of humor. Must like Family Guy.
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Lotta Leg
Female. 6'1" and blonde. Enjoys sports, music, and science. Looking for another tall drink of water. A
resemblance to Steve Nash is preferred. Must be willing to watch the Hills.
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Broad-Shouldered, Masculinized Male Looking For Feminized Female
Looking for immunocompatability, ability to produce many thriving offspring, excellent physical qualities.
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The Finer Aspects of Life
Male, 6'0", 21 years old, curly brown hair and brown eyes, loves classical music, and the outdoors. Seeking
an intelligent and passionate woman of about my age with a keen sense of Jewish humor a la Seinfeld and
Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Just a Regular Guy
Fun, outgoing guy, likes to play baseball, 5’ 11”, with brown hair. Looking for someone with a good sense of
humor, likes to watch movies, intellectually driven, share religious beliefs, my height.
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If you are ready, so am I
Reasonably tall, slightly plump bearded young man desires an equally indulgent young woman of respectable
character. Enjoys quiet, libraries and the soft drippings of a distant tap. But not cats. Cats are a no-go.
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Awkward Seeking Awkward
5'2" zaftig-hourglass Jewish writer, 21, with a nurturing soul. Loves movies, theater, comedy, pop culture,
live music, and group games. Open to new experiences. Seeks 6'2"+ bespectacled Jewish man (21-25) with a
an eye towards a family and a passion for Larry David, the hard sciences, history, and sports. Strong libido
recommended.
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Musical Abilities a Plus
5'11" tan, dark haired and quiet male looking for a thin, quiet and positive woman that enjoys intellectual
conversations. Taste for the outdoors and being in the sun.
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Mr. Right
5’ 4”, petite female loves to read, take long walks and talk about silly nothings, loves to dance, sing, and
escape reality through music. Looking for a man 5’ 6”+, funny, intellectual, loves a good time, and doesn’t
want to settle down too quickly or have children, has to like watching movies. Must be STI free.
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Let’s Lift weights then watch star wars.
6’ 2”, Caucasian male, red hair, athletic, enjoys any competitive activity, nerd at heart. Looking for a tall,
athletic , and competitive young woman, fun loving, and sensitive. Must have a working knowledge of rugby.
Not clingy.
Word count: 45
100. Let’s go for a run and get sweaty
6’ Caucasian, slight of build but don’t be fooled, likes to run, likes to watch chick flicks, will not go to ballet
or classical music performances or things done in foreign languages. Looking for a girl with good speed and
endurance, attractive (has a future or past in modeling), left -handed, 20/20 vision, and athletic.
Word count: 64
101. Sexual Chocolate
Musically talented male, kind, likes to have fun, attractive, can be playful but knows when to be serious.
Athletic built, 5’ 8”. Looking for a female, any ethnicity, who is fun, not bitchy, intelligent yet simple. Not
high maintenance or someone I have to think around all the time.
Word count: 52
102. Sexy farm Girl that likes to travel
Voluptuous female , 5’ 5”, artistic, and likes to travel. Searching for someone of any sex, gender, or
persuasion that likes to have fun. Not looking for a committed relationship, just sex. Has to like hiking,
reading, and dancing.
Word count: 47
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103. Let’s Watch a Movie and Then Sing To Me
Female, 5’ 1”, black hair, loves to read, watch awesome movies, and listen to music, never sleeps early.
Looking for a male taller than 5’ 1”, musically talented in vocals or instruments (preferably piano), willing to
watch historical romance movies.
Word count: 50
104. Watch Tennis, Play Tennis, Sing while doing Both
5’4”, fiery mocha-skinned latina with exotic heritage, sees life like one big song, sociable, friendly, caring,
independent, sporty, out-going, artist at heart, guitar. Looking for a male who is cute, tall, caring, sensitive,
loves tennis, music, spontaneous, quiet yet sociable, witty/great sense of humor, likes to dance, athlete, not a
party animal, loves life.
Word count: 63
105. Get Thee to the Nunnery
Loves to read, public speaking, baking, and playing squash, and playing hockey. Looking for a god-fearing,
respectful, good-looking, corporate man with a sexy walk. With a torso and a face to die for (handsome). Has
to be financially stable, responsible, and wears suits.
Word count: 49
106. Distinctus
Reddish brown haired female, brown eyes, dark caramel skin, and athletic shape. Likes to web surf, play
video games, read, fan-fiction, and watch anime and family guy. Looking for attractive male, taller than me,
intelligent, respectful, must be able to cook and clean, and be very sweet and ambitious.
Word count: 51
107. Honey
Tall, brown haired female, brown eyes, impressed with the little things, and likes to live in the moment. In
search of a male 6’+, funny, sensitive, smart, and out-going.
Word count: 31
108. Something Simple
Sexy, 5’6” female, well endowed in the chest area, beautiful eyes, eyebrows, straight teeth. Looking for a
man, taller than me, has to have a nice ass, intelligent, able to carry on a discussion, artistic, humble, has to
have family values, likes kids.
Word count: 46
109. Title Unknown
5’ 4”, petite, glasses, and braces and pulls it off well, brown eyes and dark brown hair, likes the beach, the
environment and having a good time. Wants a latino male, cute and humble about his looks, with an ass
that’s just right, intelligent & interesting, and has nice teeth.
Word count: 53
110. Just Dance
5’7” female, green eyes, athletic body, dancer, dark blonde hair. Looking for someone attractive, nice figure,
good sense of humor, likes to dance, intelligent, and knows how to handle me well.
Word count: 34
111. Looking for the World
5’4” female, plays rugby, shy, witty, brown hair. Looking for someone with nice eyes, can hold hands well,
sit comfortably in silence, knows about the world, would lay his life down for his family, able to take me in
his arms and make me feel safe no matter what.
Word count: 55