Romeo and Juliet
Summer 2015
Saturday
8 – 10s
SCENE 1
All: two households both alike in dignity,
in fair Verona where we lay our scene,
where civil blood makes civil hands unclean!
Thea: do you quarrel sir
Tom: Quarrel sir no sir
Sally: Rebellious subject, enemies of peace....
SCENE 2
Lola: Good morrow cousin
Theo: Is the day so young
Lola: But noon stuck nine
Theo: Sad hours seem so long
Lola: What sadness lengths Romeos hours
Theo: Not having which, if having would make them short
Lola: In love?
Theo: out
Lola: of love
Theo: Out of her favour
Sally: Forget to think of her there is a feast to night at the house of Capulet
Theo: I shall not go forSally: Ah- ah- At the same feast of Capulet sups fair Roseline who thou so
lovest
Theo: How dost this teach me not to think of her
Sally: Let us see your lady's love against some other maiden
Theo: Fine I'll go along
Lola: Come on Romeo
SCENE 3
Tom: what is that lady?
Lola I know not sir
Tom: She doth teach the torches to burn bright,
If I profane with my most unworthy hand
Elsa: good pilgrim you do wrong your hand to much,
for Palm to Palm is holy palmers kiss
Tom: Then dear Saint let lips to what hands do
Anna: *coughs* lady, your mother prays a word with you
Tom: Who is her mother?
Anna: Marry bachelor, The lady of the house
Tom: Is she a Capulet?
Lola: Away begone
Elsa: Come hither nurse
Anna: he is Romeo and a Montigue
SCENE 4
Elsa: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Tom: My name, dear Saint is hateful to myself for it is an enemy to thee
Elsa: Is that Romeo? in which direction did you find this place?
Tom: By love! Will though leave me dissatisfied.
Elsa: What satisfaction?
Tom: Will you marry me?
Elsa: You had the answer before you asked..
Anna: Madam
Elsa: Send word of your proposal tomorrow
SCENE 5
Romeo: Good Morrow Father!
Friar: Ah Romeo, not been to bed tonight? Was though with Rosaline?
Romeo: No! Bear no hatred to whom I love now. Chide not.
Friar: Be plain good son.
Romeo: My dear love is the daughter of rich Capulet. Juliet.
Friar: Holy Saint Francis!
Romeo: Father?! Will you marry us?
Friar: .....Okay I will.
Romeo: Thank you!
SCENE 6
Theo: Pray thee Mercutio let's retire! The Capulets are abroad and if we meet
we will not escape a brawl
Sally: come come thou art as hot as a jack in thy mood and as soon moody to
be moved
Tom: By my head here come the Capulets
Sally: By my heel I care not
Anna: Gentlemen a word with one of you
Sally: A word with one of us? Couple it with something, a word and a blow
Anna: You'll shall find me apt enough to that,
Romeo thou art a villain!
Theo: villain I am none so farewell
Anna: Turn and draw
Sally: Tybult you rat catcher, will you walk
Anna: I am for you
Tom: Mercutio no, put down your rapier
*shout*
Sally: I am hurt
a plague on both your houses
Tom: Romeo Mercutio is dead
*romeo stabs T*
Tom: No!
Theo: I am fortunes fool!
Tom: Stand not amazed Romeo, begone
Thea: Who started this boldly mess?!
Tom: Tybalt who lay there slain by Romeo, but it was Tyblt who slue Mercutio
first
Lola: Prince I beg for justice, Romeo slue Tyblt, Romeo should not live
Tom: ButThea: I shall be death to pleading and excuses Romeo is banished
SCENE 7
Lola: Friar Lawrence what are we do do?
Elsa: Juliet my dear I have a plan, take this when you drink it you shall appear
to be dead even though you are not, while everyone mourns your death I shall
send word to Romeo of the plan and when you awake he shall be there
Lola: Oh thank you friar
Elsa: We have staged Juliet's death, come quickly
They: Juliet has left, come quickly
Anna: Juliet has a friend called Jeff, come quickly
Sally: Juliet's gone deaf, come quickly
Thea: Juliet is dead, come quickly, I'm sorry Romeo
Tom: Is this true? then I defy you stars
SCENE 8
Romeo: My dear Juliet.
I shall stay with thee
Thus with a kiss I die.
Juliet: My love.
Oh happy dagger! Let me die!
Ensemble: Never was there a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.