Lilo and Stitch Fanfic - The Experiment That Time Forgot
Chapter 1
After the defeat of Doctor Hamsterviel and his Leroy army, things were going slowly for Lilo and
Stitch. Rescuing all of the experiments from Hamsterviel’s clutches, and best of all, inviting Reuben
and Gantu onto their team, were both good feats, but they had left the galaxy-famed duo few other
things to do in their spare time. There were a few experiment pods left inactivated, and now their
days were mostly filled with pestering Jumba to activate them and ‘expand their ohana.’ However,
Jumba in return was pestered by Pleakley; the one eyed noodle kept saying ‘One more experiment
would mean one more huge mess to clean up!’ And so, they would have to wait for the day that
Pleakley would allow the other experiments to be reactivated.
It was a slow Saturday afternoon, and Lilo and Stitch were taking a walk through Kokaua Town back
home after visiting some of Stitch’s cousins. Unfortunately, the fastest route home took them past
Myrtle’s house. Despite the fact they had rescued her from Hamsterviel and his Leroy army, Lilo and
Stitch were FAR from acceptable in Myrtle’s books, as they were still ‘Wierdlo and her disfigured dog’
in her eyes.
Lilo and Stitch saw Myrtle hanging a poster on a lamppost outside her house. Lilo walked up to
Myrtle and greeted her cheerfully. ‘Aloha Myrtle, what’s with the poster?’
Myrtle turned around and replied, ‘Well... if you MUST know, I’M having a family reunion next week.
All of my relatives are coming, my Aunt Stacy, my rich Uncle Kevin, even my Grandpa Steve is coming.
It’s going to be fun, but its invitation only!’ Lilo was about to ask Myrtle something, but she was cut
off by Myrtle saying ‘And before you ask, there’s no WAY I’m giving a perfectly good invite to you or
your DOG, okay? I’m trying to keep riff-raff AWAY from this party!’
After pinning the poster down, she walked back towards her house, saying something that sounded
like, ‘See you later, WIERDLO!’
Lilo and Stitch frowned as Myrtle walked back into her house. Lilo looked downwards and muttered,
‘So much for gratitude...’ Stitch grumbled, ‘Igh!’
Lilo and Stitch walked past Myrtle’s house, while Lilo sighed, ‘I guess some people never change...’
They both had their heads hanging down as they walked away. Stitch looked at one of Myrtle’s fliers
in his paw, and Lilo peered over his shoulder. They both looked at the flier for a while, before they
both got a brilliant idea. It was if two equally bright light bulbs had just pinged over their heads. They
both shouted out, ‘Of course!’
Back home, Lilo and Stitch were discussing their idea with Jumba and Pleakley. Well, at least Lilo was.
Stitch was busy gulping down a BIG jug of coffee, despite Lilo’s previous attempts to keep Stitch
away from coffee. Jumba was showing interest in their idea, while Pleakley was not so sure.
‘I don’t know Lilo. All those little monsters running around the house? I don’t think that’s such a
good idea...’
‘Well, my little one eyed one, I think it would be perfect celebratory party to celebrate us finally
defeating that dumb two bit gerbil evil genius and stupid clone army of clone of 626!’
Lilo and Stitch smiled, and they all started preparing for the party.
It seemed that it would take a while to prepare for a party involving a horde of formerly evil-turnedgood genetic experiments, and there were many problems, consisting of invitations, food,
entertainment and replacing all of the genetic experiments while they were away from their true
places. Fortunately, Jumba had come up with a lot of solutions to this, as he had a lot of free time on
his hands now.
With the help of Jumba’s new Printing Press-a-tron 5000, Lilo would be able to write all of these
invitations in a short amount of time. The large amounts of food would pose no problem, as
Frenchfry (Experiment 062) could provide most of the food, and if Reuben could come along, he
could easily create enough sandwiches to feed an empire in a few minutes flat! Another few of
Stitch’s cousins could help with providing for the party’s food and entertainment needs. Manners
(Experiment 358) could cater, as well as another of Jumba’s experiments with a butler-like
personality - experiment 069, dubbed Brew by Lilo, as he was designed to make the perfect cup of
tea. When Jumba told Lilo about Brew, he said Brew was designed to create, ‘a drink of Jilii Water,
crushed Ratnark leaves and Sugarean crystals to optimum efficiency’, but by pure chance, this drink
and an Earthling cup of tea were virtually the same.
PJ, Heckler and Houdini were the main entertainers, as well as some other experiments that were
participating. Jumba had also told Lilo that there was one experiment he had been keeping for a
while to make a public appearance during the party, but he wished to keep him a secret. All Jumba
said was ‘He definitely knows a lot...’ Lilo thought Jumba was talking about Eureka, but Eureka was
not really into the entertainment line of work - he would rather read the script of a play than watch
one, let alone perform in it! So throughout the time when they were preparing for the party, Lilo,
Stitch and Pleakley were all eager to see which experiment Jumba was referring to.
As for replacing all of the experiments, Jumba had leant a lot of his new inventions to the public
places they were needed most. These included a generator running on air to replace Sparky, a
Clownitron 3000 to fill Elastico’s place, and a M.A.L.O.N.M.I.N.T.A.A (Makes A Lot of Nice Meals in
No Time At All) to fill in for Sinker. Some experiments needed a lot of work to fill in while the party
took place, but some were replaced with Pleakley’s help. One example of this is Pleakley paying a
college intern to take a vacuum cleaner and clean up the beaches to fill Ploot and Felix’s shoes. The
intern, however, was merely 16, and wasn’t very good at using a vacuum cleaner, or very good at
keeping to one job, as he was already hired for a few more in the same night!
It took a lot of effort, time and hard work, but eventually, it was done. All over town, posters that
said ‘Lilo’s House Party - At Lilo’s House - Tuesday night 8:00pm - late, Invitation Only’ were put up
by Stitch. Funnily enough, Stitch had decided to put the posters over Myrtle’s. It was no surprise that
Myrtle’s family reunion didn’t go as planned.
It was the night of the party, half an hour before the party was set to begin. The balloons were up,
the punch bowl, party favours and refreshments were all ready. Pleakley had just finished putting up
the banners in the front room. He was dressed up in his best Auntie Pleakley disguise. Stretching his
rather stretchy arm to its fullest, he was just about able to pin up the final corner of the final banner.
Across it was Stitch’s clumsy writing of ‘WELCUM CUSINS!’ The ink was dribbling down, the L was the
wrong way around and the C looked more like a D.
Falling onto the sofa, Pleakley shouted ‘Okay Jumba, the banner’s up!’
Coming into the room, Jumba asked, ‘Ah perfect! Oh, tell me Pleakley - how do I look?’ Pleakley
observed Jumba’s costume. He was wearing an Elvis like coat, and a ridiculously large afro that
almost touched the ceiling. Pleakley’s pupil went small. ‘Oh no... this reminds of the time we had to
dance -‘
‘Please! Do not be reminding me!’ Jumba remembered the dance too well as well- the Glaknar
Ceremonial Dance of a 1000 Hours, and a certain bet that went along with it. ‘Do not worry; I will not
be intending to dance.... THAT.... ever again.’ Pleakley raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘Then what
WILL you be dancing?’ Jumba gave one of his trademark grins and chuckled, answering, ‘I have been
reading about dance that this ‘Elvis Presley’ man made famous. I have been learning the moves, and
I have been adding in a few moves of the ‘Solorx Shuffle’, a dance that was famous on home planet!
Let me show you what I have composed.’
Jumba started dancing a ridiculous dance that was his rendition of the Jailhouse Rock dance. He
started humming the tune (very loudly and inaccurately) while thrusting his arms about in a matter
that only he would regard as ‘dancing’. Pleakley stared (as much as he didn’t want to) at Jumba’s
‘dance’. After a few seconds of Jumba’s rhythm-less dance, Jumba shouted, ‘And now... for big
finale!’
Jumba did a very large run-up, and then leaped into the air, against all laws of physics and gravity.
Pleakley screamed, and cowered under the sofa, which was NOT a very clever move, as Jumba’s
body soon came crashing down on it, causing the sofa to collapse. The impact also made a bowl of
chipolatas drop on the floor. Jumba then stood up and asked Pleakley, ‘Well, what you be thinking
about Jumba’s dance? Is most impressive, no?’
Pleakley gave a small chuckle, and then replied, ‘Well... Jumba, let me answer your question with my
OWN dance! This is a dance that I have made, studying the fascinating human dance moves of the
1960’s and the ‘Back-Breaker Breakdown’ dance from MY home planet! Feast your four eyes on
THIS!!’
Jumba raised an eyebrow while watching Pleakley clamber to the floor and spin around in really fast
circles, slowly extending his arms. He looked like a yellow blur, which didn’t look much like dancing.
Jumba yawned as he watched Pleakley jump up and start spinning around while standing up. While
standing up, Pleakley started to twist his rubber-limbs into severely painful positions. Jumba’s eyes
widened in surprise. As Pleakley stopped spinning, Jumba stared in confusion as he saw Pleakley’s
limbs twisted around each other. Pleakley whimpered, ‘Ta-daa! How’s.... that?’
Jumba gave out a very loud laugh. After that, he narrowed his eyes and answered, ‘Pah! That is not
dance! Let us compare dances and then we can decide whose the best is!’
Pleakley gave a small smile, narrowing his eye and replying, ‘Let’s!’
After Pleakley untwisted himself, they began dancing their ridiculous dances in unison - Jumba’s
flailing and Pleakley’s spinning.
At that precise moment, Lilo, who was dressed in her best muumuu, and had a flower in her hair,
and Stitch, dressed up in a tuxedo and a surprisingly smart hairdo, walked in to the front room, and
stared and shuddered at the horrible sight in front of them. After a moment of staring, Lilo noticed
Stitch had a video camera and was recording the whole thing, while giggling menacingly.
Stitch’s recording was interrupted by Jumba and Pleakley both shouting in unison, ‘The big finale!!’
Lilo stared in surprise, and shouted to Stitch, ‘HIDE!’ Pleakley started twisting his limbs, and Jumba
did his belly flop right on top of Pleakley. After an extremely loud CRASH, Lilo and Stitch peeked
around the corner from the hall, and saw Jumba and Pleakley piled on top of each other. Pleakley’s
still twisted limbs were coming from underneath Jumba’s large patookie, and Jumba’s afro was now
on the floor. Pleakley murmured in a muffled voice, ‘I can’t breathe!’
Noticing Lilo and Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley both tried to get up. Jumba rolled off Pleakley, who
attempted to untwist himself. Jumba groaned, ‘Ah... hello, little girl! So, whose dance would you so
is best?’ Pleakley dusted down his now crumpled wig and asked, ‘Yeah, which one is better?’
There was silence while Jumba and Pleakley both gave cheesy grins to Lilo and Stitch. The silence
was broken with Lilo asking, ‘That was DANCING?!’ Stitch was sniggering the whole time, but at Lilo’s
remark, he burst out laughing.
Lilo remembered the question she had meant to ask Pleakley. ‘Pleakley, why are we dressed up like
this?’ Pleakley answered, ‘Well, I’ve been reading this book called ‘The English Gentleman’s Guide to
Running a House Party’ and it says that the hosts should dress formerly, and should take great care
not to mess up their outfit. It’s fascinating!’ Just then, everyone saw that Stitch had just dunked his
hand in the bowl of poi, and was stuffing it into his mouth. While sucking on his hand, he stood still,
looking at everyone.
As if right on cue, there was a loud ping from the oven in the kitchen, and Nani walked out calling,
‘The coconut cake is done!’ If only she had worded her sentence more clearly... When she said that,
it is was as if she had rattled the monkey cage: Stitch started screaming ‘COCONUT CAAAAAAAKE!!!!’
and stormed into the kitchen and shoved his face into one of the bowls of cake.
Nani merely had time to react. She shouted at Stitch, ‘Stitch, please! There’s nothing more disgusting
than that!’ As Stitch rose his now cake splattered face from the bowl, his mouth full of the creamy
confectionary, Nani rolled her eyes and muttered, ‘Except THAT...’
Lilo entered the kitchen and asked Nani, ‘So is everything ready Nani?
Nani smiled and answered, ‘Yes, I have the extra plates of chicken legs for Morpholomew, some
scrap metal for Tank and... OH! A bowl of all of the hairs that clogged up the bath for Clip. You do
NOT want to know how much trouble I went through to get THAT...’
Lilo grimaced and muttered, ‘I’ve... got a pretty good idea, yes...’
Nani bent down and asked her sister, ‘Did you come to ask anything else Lilo?’
Nani suddenly felt Lilo hug her legs. Nani smiled, and Lilo said, ‘Mahalo for letting us do this, Nani! It
means a lot to us, right Stitch?’
Stitch nodded and answered, ‘Igh!’ He then sat down in a chair, and after a while, he realised how
dirty he was. Taking off his tuxedo, he ran towards the laundry room.
Pleakley and Jumba had walked into the kitchen, and they had watched Stitch dash off to the
washing machine. Pleakley raised his eyebrow and remarked, ‘I thought I would NEVER see the day
when Stitch would take his own dirty laundry to the laundry room! Maybe I won’t have to do the
little monster’s laundry anymore!’
Lilo smiled and sniggered, ‘Well, he’s got Angel to impress!’
Pleakley scratched his chin, when Jumba started laughing and sniggered, ‘Yes, Stitch is attempting to
impress 624 by keeping clean and by appearing sophisticated!’
Pleakley muttered, ‘He probably won’t keep clean for very long...’
Nani told Lilo, ‘Well, it’s no problem helping to prepare this party, Lilo. After all, you all deserve a
break after saving the galaxy from that.... Dr Hamsterwheel!’
Jumba was checking his watch, and told Lilo, ‘Oh, you best be getting Stitch back from clothes
cleaning room: it is almost 8:00!’
Lilo quickly ran to the laundry room, and holding Stitch by the hand, led him to the kitchen. Everyone
stared at Stitch, who was licking the stains off his tuxedo. He quickly put it back on, in such a hurry
that a loud ripping sound was heard from the back of Stitch’s clothes. He broke out in a cold sweat,
and started biting his nails in panic. Lilo patted Stitch on the back and told him, ‘Don’t worry Stitch!
I’m sure that Angel will like you just for who you are! You don’t need a really fancy get-up!’ Hearing
this, Stitch smiled, and took off his tuxedo, tossing it into the nearest bin.
At that moment, a thudding sound could be heard. It was distant at first, but got louder. Pleakley
saw a glass of water on the table start to rock, the water rippling. He started to panic and dived
under the sink, and shouted, ‘Earthquake procedure! Duck, cover and scream! WAAAA!’
Jumba opened the curtain, looked out the window and saw what the noise was. ‘Heheheheheh... is
not to be worrying, Pleakley! Is not earthquake, is Stitch’s cousins storming toward house at very
high speed!’
Pleakley’s pupil got smaller, and jumped to the window, screaming, ‘’Is not to be worrying’?! THAT’S
WORSE THAN ANY NATURAL DISASTER!! WAAAAAAGH!’
Pleakley ran towards the front door, and stared in despair at what he saw.
All of Stitch’s cousins were running full speed towards the house, and they were now at the bottom
of the hill leading up to the house. At the front, Reuben was leading the horde, and he yelled out to
the rest of the experiments, ‘Last one to the house is Hamsterviel’s granny!’
Everyone raced towards the house, but lagging behind at the back was poor Eureka, who was
gasping and struggling to catch his breath. He gasped, ‘Oh my word.... I’m ALWAYS Hamsterviel’s
granny!’ He flopped over, his tongue running onto the floor as he gasped for breath.
Lilo, Stitch, Jumba and Nani gathered into the front room, ready to welcome the cousins, but
Pleakley was hiding under the sofa. Jumba pulled him out, and grumbled, ‘What was that you were
saying about being good host, hmm?’
Pleakley was released, and he collected himself. He nervously said, ‘Heh... er right, well.... erm....
okay! I’ll go... and.... greet them.... shall I?’
Pleakley walked slowly towards the door and stammering, he shouted to the stampede, ‘Greetings,
experi-‘
Clyde’s hand pushed Pleakley onto the floor, and his foot soon met Pleakley’s face. All of the other
experiments ran over Pleakley’s body, and by the time they had got in the house, Pleakley was as flat
as a pancake.
Pleakley slowly pulled his flat body up and looked down at the bottom of the stairs, and saw Eureka,
pulling himself up the stairs. Pleakley staggered down the stairs and helped the tired experiment to
his feet.
‘Well, at least ONE of you isn’t eager to trample all over me!’Pleakley commented. Eureka gave a
tired chuckle.
As they walked up the house, they saw all of the experiments inside, causing a riot. Pleakley and
Eureka stared in horror. After a while, Eureka muttered, ‘Well, you’ve got your work cut out for you
tonight!’ Pleakley collapsed, and Eureka looked down at the fainted alien. Eureka clicked his fingers
in Pleakley’s face, and yelled, ‘Pleakley? PLEAKLEY?!’
Meanwhile, a mysterious figure was watching the commotion. On a hill overlooking the house, was
an old factory. In the watch-tower at the top was a figure, who was observing through slitted eyes.
The moonlight dimmed his appearance. He laughed, and muttered in an elderly, bitter voice,
‘Ingrates...’
Walking inside the factory, the figure switched on a lamp, revealing his features. He was
clearly an experiment, and he was the same size as Stitch. He had white, furless skin, and had light
blue spine-like growths on the back of his head and body. He had three eyes, all with green pupils
and red exteriors: one was in the middle of his forehead, and the other two were slightly below, on
either side of the eye in the middle of his forehead. He had no nose, but lizard like slits. The same
went for the absence of any ears: on the sides of his head he also had lizard-like slits. He had
markings on his torso, the one on his stomach was light blue, and the four on his ribs were dark blue.
His paws and feet were unformed, like that of an embryo: his paws were merely a palm, a large
finger and a thumb, and his feet were curved stumps. He was brandishing a red cape, with a rusty
brown buckle around his neck, a tall hat made out of an old funnel, and a staff, made of a pipe, a red
cog and a steel cleaver at the top. This was experiment 003, who was in cahoots with Hamsterviel
and Leroy...
He walked into a room with a large chair, three strange devices, much like the chamber on Captain
Gantu’s ship, and three small balls on a desk, in front of his chair....
Just then, the communicator on the desk hummed to life. 003 ran over to the device, and pressed a
button. Hamsterviel’s face came into view, and the doctor shouted, ‘Emperor! How is your progress
coming along?’
Emperor opened his tongue-less, toothless mouth, and spoke. ‘Very well, Doctor. I believe I have
found where 626 and his cousins have all come together!’
Hamsterviel raised an eyebrow, and asked, ‘Come together?’
Picking up a flier from the desk, which was a flier for Lilo’s party, Emperor responded, ‘Yes... it seems
this ‘Lilo’ has rather foolishly put together some kind of party, and has stupidly invited ALL of the
activated experiments under one roof!’ He gave a slight, sinister chuckle at this, and Hamsterviel
grinned evilly.
‘This is most excellent!’ Hamsterviel laughed. ‘Now that all of 626’s experiment brethren are all
together, it will be easy for you to capture them all! Have you activated all the experiment pods you
found yet?’
Emperor picked up the pods and answered, ‘Not yet, Doctor - I thought it would be best if I told you
what experiments they are first. Okay, these experiments are numbers...’ Reading the yellow, blue
and green ones in order, he read out, ‘Experiments 605, 552 and 423.’
Hamsterviel replied, ‘Very good. Activate those experiments, and prepare them for the attack!’
The white, early experiment nodded, and took them over to the devices. Placing each of them on
separate pedestals, he pressed a button on a control pad in front of them, and the lids came down
over them. He then pressed another button, and a drop of water from above fell onto the pods.
With a blinding flash of light, all three pods were activated at the same time. Emperor held his staff,
and gave a malicious smile as he watched the three hostile experiments awake. A short while after
their activation, they all pressed against their containers, growling menacingly at Emperor. Emperor
gave a cruel chuckle, and rubbed his palms together.
‘Mark my words, Jumba Jookiba; you will PAY for what you did to me all those years ago.... I stake
my life on it.....’