Extra Special Holiday Edition Innings The newsletter for writers, their enablers, and those who love the magic they make. Number 82 Madison, WI November-December, 2016 CARMA SMIDT A tribute to veterans Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die. – G.K. Chesterton On November 11, our country honors the epitome of courage—our military veterans. President Wilson proclaimed November 11, 1919 as the first commemoration of Armistice Day by stating, “To us in America, the reflections of Armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations.” On May 13, 1938, Armistice Day became a legal holiday, observed annually on November 11. However, on June 1, 1954, the holiday was renamed Veterans Day. Armistice Day had been primarily dedicated to remembering and honoring the men and women of World War One; Veterans Day honors and remembers the men and women of all wars. I could go on with more history, and great detail about the various ceremonies around the country, but I don’t believe facts and traditions truly capture the core of Veterans Day. The core is found among the thousands of white crosses at Arlington National Cemetery; it’s found in a tight hug to a returning or leaving soldier; it’s seen in the choked back tears at the sound of the national anthem. To honor veterans, I will share something I received from a fellow writer in Florida. In a scrapbook of newspaper clippings from World War II, she found a poem composed in September 1944 by a soldier from Sibley, Iowa (her and my hometown). The author is unknown, but the clipping stated that the poem was written shortly before the soldier was captured and sent to a German prison camp. My Only Plea Still laugh, said I, when I'm away, And gather all the flowers of May; Still keep my room, the pictures all, That I have loved upon the wall; For I shall want them every one, The moment that the war is won. Still play the records, dance and sing; And spread no fears of sorrowing, Be happy every time you can, For victory, work and pray and plan; For I shall want you looking well When we have fired the final shell. Still bake the pies as it might be That I were coming home to tea; Still plant the garden, roundabout, Still grub the sturdy thistles out; And stake the blue delphinium, As if this war had never come. For if this struggle shall be long, At home there must be mirth, and song. Since these are what we fight to keep, So hide away when you must weep, And be as brave at home, as we, Who fight in sky, on land and sea. — Continued, next page 2 When I wrote this article in 2011, I was on the staff of my local paper, the Osceola County Gazette Tribune. I asked readers to notify me if they knew the poem’s author. No one replied. He remains The Unknown Soldier Poet. Carma Smidt is an online Affiliate Professor of creative writing for Ohio Christian University. Diagnosed at seven months with Spinal Muscular Atrophy, she began using voice-activated computer software in high school and later earned a BA in English/Literature/Writing from Dordt College and her MA in English/Writing from the University of South Dakota. Today, fully immobilized except vocally, she communicates, writes, and teaches via computer. Our contributing editor, Madonna Dries Christensen (another Sibley native), submitted the article and obtained Carma’s permission to reprint it. See Madonna’s column on Christmas in a WWII POW camp on page 11, this issue. "From things that have happened and from things as they exist and from all things that you know and all those you cannot know, you make something through your invention that is not a representation but a whole new thing truer than anything true and alive, and you make it alive, and if you make it well enough, you give it immortality.” Ernest Hemingway IN MEMORY Edward Franklin Albee III Playwright March 12, 1928 - Sept 16, 2016 He is survived by: The Zoo Story The Death of Bessie Smith Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? The Ballad of the Sad Cafe (adopted from the novella by Carson McCullers) A Delicate Balance Breakfast at Tiffany’s (adopted from the novel by Truman Capote) Seascape Listening and more William Patrick Kinsella Novelist, short story writer May 25, 1935 - Sept 16, 2016 He is survived by: Shoeless Joe (made into the movie Field of Dreams) The Iowa Baseball Confederacy If Wishes Were Horses Butterfly Winter Shoeless Joe Jackson Comes to Iowa Moccasin Telegraph The Alligator Report The Dixie Cornbelt League and Other Baseball Stories Brother Frank’s Gospel Hour and more 3 SANDY RAFTER A poem written after the conventions Lingering wisps of cannons in the sky, a Confederate soldier drags along the ground across the fields trailing his bones through the clover and a century, still heading toward the stream by his cabin to bathe away the dying dust and blood, The woman, ninety-two, frail with cancer in her breast sees him in the mist of her dream reaching a bony hand she is not afraid to grasp, Church bells toll soundlessly through the graveyards with their cold stone names and soldier’s flags over the hidden dead, She curls her fingers round her first born’s medals earned for his bleeding death. A bluejay soars brightly over them to the country seed, perhaps, a sign for the homeless pair listening to hear a unique call, the rusty gate, opening to peace. Yet, in the halls, silence gathers like scattered flat balloons as thousands cheer and the vultures wings beat the air waiting to tear and snag tendons, guts, and eyes daring visions beyond the guns and greed. Needed words rot like sawn off limbs thrown in the grass. A child almost rolls down a hill over the soldier as his path dries into drought remembering the battles and men he has killed. He wonders if God will ever finally lead him home. Mother wets ribbons in her hand to moisten him with dew. SANDY RAFTER Grandma was round and stern with cookies for good deeds. She was the head of household, wage earner, keeper of the stash of dollar bills with wrinkled edges she gripped and smoothed flat with her palm over and over to be laid in the Christmas tie box on the top kitchen shelf. Grandpa smoked a pipe on the corner bench with old mates harboring Ireland’s sorrows. He coughed and choked but no one yet knew of the tb in his lungs on its march of death before I was eight years old. I listened as they shook their heads but couldn’t quite bring themselves to say the names of O’Donnell, Rafferty, O’Keefe, and all the brave boys, so short a time as men, who stepped down the dirt road with their guns and pitchforks to disappear into the dust. The old mates tipped heads to listen, could not escape the sound, the keening of the wives, forever on the wind, so shrill and sad. Grandma liked to sit on the porch until her neighbor, Mrs. Place, came outside and spotted Grandpa down the street. She always whispered loudly to no one that my Grandpa 4 was a lazy, no good man. Grandma never said a word. Once, I stuck out my tongue. Their house was silent as my tiptoes when one or other fell asleep in a favorite chair. Grandma spoke through thuds of bowl and plates set on the table with her freckled hands. Grandpa answered with a stab of fork, a chunk of sopping gravy bread, a wipe of hand across his face, and grunts. I played with Grandma’s tiny porcelain dogs on the whatnot shelf so carefully that I never picked them up. Grandpa read the paper and stopped sometimes to tell me a funny horse’s name until I laughed so much I couldn’t stop. Grandma and I played our game looking across the street to the A & P and guessing what each person carried in their grocery bag. I always said a fish with cold eyes I’d seen in the meat case and a carton of ice cream. Grandma always guessed carrots and beets and corn and then would say, “Let’s go get us 5 a dish of that fish.” I napped on the sofa with Grandma’s afghan spread over me and awoke when Grandpa kissed my eyelids. I liked him to bounce me up and down on his legs stretched out on the hassock and croon, “Go horsey, off to town, up and down, up and down.” At bedtime, Grandma kneeled by my side in the dark little room with no space to walk around. She said the prayers and kissed me and shut the door with the tiniest crack of light so I would not be afraid. It shown on the crucifix on the wall and I would fall asleep humming and singing “Jesus loves me.” I rode my pony through the green valleys with yellow daffodils until my mother came to wake me up and take me home. I cried good-by with smiling tears and told my Grandma I didn’t want to go, let me stay. She soothed her hand across my forehead before my Mother carried me out the door. I yelled back to her, “You’re mean.” IN MEMORY John D. Loudermilk Singer, songwriter March 31, 1934 - Sept 21, 2016 He is survived by: “Tobacco Road” “Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye” “Indian Reservation” “Norman” “Ebony Eyes” “A Rose and a Baby Ruth” “Sittin’ in the Balcony” “Language of Love” “Sad movies (make me cry)” “Paper Tiger” “Talk Back Trembling Lips” and more. Where do writers get their ideas? “I talk to drunks at the bus station, browse through kiddie books at the public library, get phrases from college kids and our babysitter. You’ve got to be looking all the time.” John D. Loudermilk JAN KENT IS THE WORD WHISPERER Two words saved from oblivion There are those who worry about real words threatened with chronic underuse, or oblivion. One is afterwit: knowledge gained too late to be of any use. Another is zemblanity: the inevitable discovery of what we would rather not know. Happens all the time. 6 KATHIE GIORGIO Clocks in prison For me to learn patience and passion and dedication and a skill at the same time is a miricle by it’s self. - Inmate at the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institute Many writers have gone into prisons with the intention of teaching a writing workshop. But what drew me into a circle of blue-shirted inmates at the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institute on July 14, 2016, wasn’t the urge to teach them to write poetry or stories. It was to bring them words in the form of my main character, James, from the novel The Home For Wayward Clocks, and it was the clocks and clock-makers within the prison walls that drew me in as well. The love for timepieces. The fascination with the history that clock faces have witnessed and lived through. The clocks, like the prisoners, locked into the EOCI, behind two layers of tall chain-link fences topped with barbed and razor wire, behind door after clanging door, behind cell after cell. Two years ago, a “Clocks” reader told the director of the EOCI about my book. The EOCI is the home of the last clock-making and clock-repair school in the United States. Inmates at this prison can become a part of this class and learn how to repair clocks, all the way down to reproducing ancient parts long since lost in the passage of time, and how to build new clocks from scratch. I was contacted by the prison and asked to come speak to the inmates. It took two years to get my schedule to accommodate a visit, but it was so worth waiting for. My students at AllWriters’ Workplace & Workshop purchased 25 copies of The Home For Wayward Clocks and had them sent ahead of me to the prison. The inmates, after meeting me, are now reading the book. Now I see myself wanting to help others, every clock I touch is like the first one. Its saying help and I can help, and others want to learn, I see that. - Inmate at EOCI, a graduate of the program, now teaching others Thanksgiving While I was going to read from my book to the inmates, and while I planned on leading them through a writing exercise, I wasn’t going into the prison to lead a workshop. I wanted to talk to the inmates about clocks. I wanted them to show me what they were doing. Getting into the prison was more than intimidating. I had to be vetted first, a process that included an extensive background check and took weeks. The day of my visit, I was only allowed to bring the pages I was reading from, my driver’s license, and my car keys. I needed a doctor’s note to be allowed to keep my emergency asthma inhaler in my pocket during the visit. In the lobby of the prison, I had to go through an x-ray machine, just like in the airport. As I waited my turn, I watched an older woman, dependent upon a walker, have to give up that walker to stagger off-balance through the machine. The guard caught her on the other side, before she fell. Everyone had to go through it; no exceptions. Unlike the other visitors, I wasn’t going to the visiting room. I was going into the prison itself, a place few visitors ever see. The doors I went through were like cage doors, large, metal, barred, heavy and impenetrable. They clanged behind me with a sound as damning as a judge’s gavel. After the first door, I had to turn over my keys and license to a woman behind a window. The window was situated above my head. Nothing was easy here. The woman and the escort the prison assigned me conferred and decided I needed to wear a shirt like the other prisoners – my own shirt that day was a turtleneck, but it was sleeveless, and my shoulders were bare. I hadn’t been told this wasn’t allowed. I was put into a shirt made right there on prison grounds – EOCI also runs a garment school, and the prison produces the “prison blues” worn in many institutions throughout our country. 7 As soon as I put on that shirt, I felt like I lost myself. I was now identified by the color of my shirt, just like any of the other inmates. I was led through a second cage door – clang – and then down an outdoor staircase similar to a fire escape. The prison was originally an insane asylum, built in the 1800s. There are no elevators, despite the building rising to three and four stories in different places. Most of the inmates move around the grounds from one building or area to another, through these outdoor metal and caged staircases. When I stepped away from the staircase, I was in a black-topped yard, spotted here and there with basketball hoops. Men paced or played in a variety of colored shirts. I was told the colors told guards the level of risk the inmates presented. I wondered how risky I was. I didn’t ask. It’s amazing how quickly cowed you feel in this environment. Third door – clang – and into a building which housed the garment and clock schools. On one side of a row of cabinets, men worked on sewing machines. On the other...there were clocks. Everywhere. Clocks on the walls. Clocks on the tables. Clocks filled every single one of the specially built cabinets. And not just any clocks, but amazing antique timepieces. Mantel clocks, grandfather, grandmother, anniversary, cuckoo...they were all here, in various states of repair. Every now and then, a clock sang softly. The inmates in blue shirts sat politely at tables. I told them who I was, about my book, and why I was there. There was some shifting when I started to read, but as a scene where James rescues and repairs a broken 400-day clock (an anniversary clock) unfolded, the room grew quiet. When I finished, they applauded. From the garment side, I heard applause as well. “Did you know,” one of the inmates said, “that every time a clock chimed while you read, you smiled?” “I hear their voices,” I said. “You’ve given them back their voices.” They cheered. “Show me what you do,” I said. And with that, the room lit up with energy and enthusiasm. The guards stepped back. Every cupboard door was opened. Clock movements spilled onto the tables and the men showed me how they worked, the parts that were needed, the parts that they made. Partway through the afternoon, I realized I’d forgotten that I was in prison, that I was surrounded by prisoners who had many reasons to be there. I also realized, as I was in the center of a group of 25 inmates who towered over me, that I likely couldn’t be seen by my escort or the guards anymore. But I also realized I didn’t feel in any danger. I didn’t feel scared. I was just a woman talking to a bunch of men who loved clocks. And I loved clocks too. This will be what I’m going to do ones I’m out. It would be nice to keep helping others in prison and out of prison. I have alot of confidence in my self and my abilities to help others, but some people can’t believe most prisoners can change or want you to. - Inmate at EOCI I asked each of the men how they connected to clocks. They all told stories of clocks they knew from before their time in prison. One spoke of how he, his mother and sister ran to get away from his abusive father. They toured a house they ended up renting. The house was empty except for a grandmother clock that didn’t work. As a boy, this inmate hoped the clock would stay – and it did. “It was like a lighthouse in an empty home,” he said. Now, he had his mother send him photos of that clock’s movement, and he hopes to restore her voice when he is released. We both noticed he said “when.” We both smiled. We also both noticed he referred to the clock as “she.” The men, all of them, referred to clocks as “who” and “he” or “she.” As if the clocks were alive. As if their pendulums were hearts. Just like my character James did. Just like I do. They were so proud of their work. And they were so happy that someone from the outside world appreciated what they did. I was able to walk out that day. The inmates couldn’t. After I said goodbye, each man sat down at a table, a clock or a clock movement in front of him, and the room fell into timely silence – only ticking, only an occasional chime. But by each man’s elbow, there was a copy of my book. And each man was smiling. A part of me was staying behind bars with them. As my escort led me out, one of the guards came up to me and said, “This meant so much to them. These guys are pretty institutionalized. They don’t see too many people from outside. Thank you so much.” I clanged through the doors, pulled off my inmate shirt. When I walked outside, I burst into tears. Not because I was free, not because oppression was just lifted from my shoulders. But because the men I just spent two amazing hours with were still inside. I didn’t know for how long. Later, out of curiosity, I googled one of the men’s names. I found out his parental rights were terminated first, then he murdered his wife. He’d already been in the prison for a long time; he would be there for a long time more. He was one of the men who delightedly opened cupboard door after cupboard door, showing me all of the clocks. “Look at this woodwork,” he said. “Touch this patina.” All afternoon, I’d stood next to a murderer. Probably more than one. I waited to feel horrified. I didn’t. I just can’t get enuff of working on clocks or bringing them back to life. Making pices that you just can’t find any more makes me feel like there is a place for me in this world. - Inmate at EOCI Kathie Giorgio 8 Founder and Director, AllWriters' Workplace & Workshop LLC Author of the novels, The Home For Wayward Clocks, Learning To Tell (A Life)Time, and Rise From The River, the short story collection Enlarged Hearts, and in 2016, Oddities And Endings; The Collected Stories of Kathie Giorgio and True Light Falls In Many Forms, a poetry chapbook Author site: www.kathiegiorgio.org Studio site: www.allwritersworkshop.com You can "like" author Kathie Giorgio on Facebook and follow KathieGiorgio on Twitter! "Language is the element of definition, the defining and descriptive incantation. It puts the coin between our teeth. It whistles the boat up. It shows us the city of light across the water. Without language there is no poetry, without poetry there's just talk. Talk is cheap and proves nothing. Poetry is dear and difficult to come by. But it poles us across the river and puts music in our ears." Charles Wright 9 Old Eddie submitted by Pat Laux, from the Internet It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed comes strolling along the beach to his favorite pier. Clutched in his bony hand is a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks out to the end of the pier, where it seems he almost has the world to himself. The glow of the sun is a golden bronze now. Everybody's gone, except for a few joggers on the beach. Standing out on the end of the pier, Ed is alone with his thoughts— and his bucket of shrimp. Before long, however, he is no longer alone. Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking, winging their way toward that lanky frame standing there on the end of the pier. Before long, dozens of seagulls have enveloped him, their wings fluttering and flapping wildly. Ed stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds. As he does, if you listen closely, you can hear him say with a smile, “Thank you. Thank you.” In a few short minutes the bucket is empty. But Ed doesn't leave. He stands there lost in thought, as though transported to another time and place. When he finally turns around and begins to walk back toward the beach, a few of the birds hop along the pier with him until he gets to the stairs, and then they, too, fly away. And old Ed quietly makes his way down to the end of the beach and on home. If you were sitting there on the pier with your fishing line in the water, Ed might seem like “a funny old duck,” as my dad used to say. Or, to onlookers, he's just another old codger, lost in his own weird world, feeding the seagulls with a bucket full of shrimp. To the onlooker, rituals can look either very strange or very empty, altogether unimportant, maybe even a lot of nonsense. Old folks often do strange things, at least in the eyes of Boomers and Busters. Most of them would probably write Old Ed off, down there in Florida. That's too bad. They'd do well to know him better. His full name: Eddie Rickenbacker. He was a hero in World War I, and then he was in WWII. On one of his flying missions across the Pacific, he and his seven-member crew went down. Miraculously, all of the men survived, crawled out of their plane, and climbed into a life raft. Captain Rickenbacker and his crew floated for days on the rough waters of the Pacific. They fought the sun. They fought sharks. Most of all, they fought hunger and thirst. By the eighth day their rations ran out. No food. No water. They were hundreds of miles from land and no one knew where they were or even if they were alive. Every day across America millions wondered and prayed that Eddie Rickenbacker might somehow be found alive. The men adrift needed a miracle. That afternoon they had a simple devotional service and prayed for a miracle. They tried to nap. Eddie leaned back and pulled his military cap over his nose. Time dragged on. All he could hear was the slap of the waves against the raft. Suddenly Eddie felt something land on the top of his cap. It was a seagull! Old Ed would later describe how he sat perfectly still, planning his next move. With a flash of his hand and a squawk from the gull, he managed to grab it and wring its neck. He tore the feathers off, and he and his starving crew made a meal of it - a very slight meal for eight men. Then they used the intestines for bait. With it, they caught fish, which gave them food and more bait... and the cycle continued. With that simple survival technique, they were able to endure the rigors of the sea until they were found and rescued after 24 days at sea. 10 Eddie Rickenbacker lived many years beyond that ordeal, but he never forgot the sacrifice of that first life- saving seagull... And he never stopped saying, “Thank you.” That's why almost every Friday night he would walk to the end of the pier with a bucket full of shrimp and a heart full of gratitude. From Max Lucado, In The Eye of the Storm, pp... 221, 225-226) Postscript Eddie Rickenbacker was the founder of Eastern Airlines. Before WWI he was race car driver. In WWI he was a pilot and became America’s first ace. In WWII he was an instructor and military adviser, and he flew missions with the combat pilots. Eddie Rickenbacker is a true American hero. And now you know another story about the trials and sacrifices that brave men have endured for your freedom. As you can see, I chose to pass it on. It is a great story that many don't know... You've got to be careful with old guys; you just never know what they have done during their lifetime. IN MEMORY Agnes Nixon Dec 10, 1922 - Sept 28, 2016 Writer for television They were all her children, but alas, she had but one life to live. SILLY SIGNS OF THE TIMES MADONNA DRIES CHRISTENSEN’S CHRISTMAS 11 MEANDERING WITH MADONNA Christmas in a WWII POW camp When World War II ended, I was only nine. I’d been unaware of much of what went on, including our government’s internment camps for Americans of Japanese descent, an experience that had a negative outcome on countless innocent people. Nor did I know there were German POW camps in our midst, one near my Iowa hometown. Had I known, we kids would probably have created a horrifying scenario: During a blackout drill, a prisoner escapes and takes us hostage. An American guard rescues us. Adults knew about the camps; the one in Northwest Iowa, visible from the road, was marked: Algona P.W. Camp. Overall, approximately 700 camps across the country housed 400,000 prisoners, some Italians but mostly Germans. Many were not Hitler loyalists but simply draftees who, as it turned out, preferred camp life over the battlefield. One Florida prisoner said his incarceration near the Everglades was a cakewalk compared to his stint in Germany’s Afrika Korp. For the most part, camaraderie was good between prisoners and guards, but tragedy occurred at a few locations. Two months after the war ended, Private Clarence Bertucci,used a machine gun to kill nine and injure 20 German soldiers as they slept in their tents at Salina, Utah. Bertucci was one of three Americans prosecuted for killing Axis prisoners during the war. Under Geneva Convention rules, prisoners were given positive encouragement and recreation. Letters were censored, but the men were provided reading material, art supplies, woodworking tools, musical instruments, and educational courses at nearby schools. Although there was some antiGerman sentiment from local folks, others worked among the prisoners, visited them in camp, and spoke German with them. Camp Algona registered approximately 10,000 inmates from April 1944 to February 1946. They worked within a four state area, in satellite camps, doing jobs that America’s young men and women had vacated to serve in our military. The prisoners worked mainly on farms, some in hemp fields, which our government paid farmers to grow (for rope). The prisoner’s pay was a pittance, but this labor arrangement had a significant economic impact. The estimated value of their work exceeded three million dollars. Among the Algona prisoners was Eduard Kaib, an officer who was not required to work in the fields or at other jobs. With time on his hands, Kaib devised a plan for celebrating Christmas. With the help of Horst Wendlandt and four other prisoners, the men constructed a nativity crèche with 65 figures, each about half the size of a human (or animal). The project took six months and cost the men approximately eight thousand dollars. Each piece consisted of a wooden frame covered with cement, and then plaster from which to sculpt the facial and clothing details. Kaib is credited for this elaborate artwork. When the war ended, Kaib donated the nativity to the town, with stipulations that it never be sold or moved from Algona and that it be open for public viewing. No admission could be charged but donations for upkeep could be accepted. The nativity is now tended by First United Methodist Church. When you visit the scene, along with a narration about how the crèche was created, you’ll hear a recording of Stille Nacht (Silent Night), sung in German as it would have been 70 years ago. This gift came from captured enemies, most of whom believed the same Christmas story as did the local Christian community. Other pieces of art, woodworking, theater productions, and writings are displayed at Camp Algona POW Museum. These artifacts attest to the spirit and creative expression of human beings in captivity and remind us of unintended consequences in any endeavor—even a world war. 12 RICHARD MALLARD The 11th Christmas "The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute. And I was at the end of it." For 10 years between 1945 and 1955, Christmas came in capital letters. In post- World War II America the bounty of victory translated into ultimate holiday consumption fueled by new television advertising. Christmas began after Thanksgiving, unlike today, where Christmas faire can be seen on the shelves before Halloween. In those days the celebrations were separate, distinct, and not mixable. It would have been sacrilege to see Santa before he landed by helicopter at Bullock’s Department Store in December. It was also curious how he could move so quickly ahead of us from store to store. Any questions of that nature were answered with “He’s magic.” They weren’t telling; and we weren’t asking. Our ritual Christmas began with the lights on the deodar tree in front. Before we were old enough to participate, Dad would have his helper come over with a safety belt. The lights were full sized, just like a 40-watt bulb used for the house lamps, except they were green, red, yellow and blue. The cord was heavy-duty gauge, and the first job was to get them from storage in the garage to the front yard. The cord was wrapped in large reels and made for a considerable amount of work just to untangle the line from the year before. Each light had to be screwed in, in random order. Once the lights were in, Dad plugged them in. Our job was light inspection. Burned out bulbs were replaced, and then the wooden pentagram star was checked. It had all white lights. The star went to the top of the tree, so bulb operation here was quite important. Below the star, the lights were arrayed in three lines. Two were the length from the top of the tree 30-feet down to the lower boughs. These outlined the right and center of the tree and the third leg was longer. It outlined the remaining side and draped along the bottom to complete the colorful outline of the tree. The operation required a tree climber, with the safety belt, the ground crew to receive the rope thrown by the climber. The rope allowed for the ascension of the star and light string. The ground crew maneuvered the lights in place, and when it was all over the tree was a sight to see. Well, that is if you saw it before you went up the street to the Balian’s. If anyone was there to look, the 3-acre Balian’s house could be seen from space at Christmas time. It sucked half of the electricity from Hoover Dam and irritated neighbors for blocks as the onlookers congested the streets in the surrounding area just to get a look at the place. It was Disneyland before Disney. And to top it off they served Balian Ice Cream to visitors. So with the exception of Balian and Christmas Tree Lane on the other side of Altadena, the Deodar Tree on Midlothian was worth the slow drive by and a source of great pride for our family. After completing the Deodar Tree we moved into the house. The great living room provided ideal space for a large Christmas Tree. The ritual of decorating took an entire evening. When we were done it sat at the end of the room framed in the large draped window. From that point the days of December were counted off an advent calendar designed to increase the anticipation of the glorious event. Each year, my brother and I would awake around 4:00 a.m. and tiptoe down the hall to the grated opening overlooking the great living room. Had Santa come? If so, presents would be strewn around the tree unopened. We strained to see. “Get back to bed, kids,” the order would come. We knew that meant THEY were awake, and we had to wait back in our room until Dad could get the lights and the 16 mm movie camera set up. It would not be long now. And, so the ritual went on each Christmas. On the eleventh Christmas, as I strained to see the presents from the top floor grate, I made out the faint outline of an airplane. Now, if there was one thing in life my Dad wanted to be, besides a doctor, it was a pilot. 13 One of my early memories of my father dealt with aviation. We sat at the approach end of the Orange County Airport and watched a little yellow piper cub make touch and go landings. In the late 40’s early 50’s Orange County was a small landing strip out in the country. We had pulled off to watch on the way to his parent’s in Costa Mesa. Dad wanted to fly in the worst way. He had actually been trained to solo when he married my mother. She was afraid of flying and put a stop to his airborne ambitions immediately. He would regret it openly, and it is probably one of the reasons, years later, I learned to fly and eventually became a flight instructor. But while we sat at the end of the runway watching that little plane land, he was the expert. He explained why the engine noise stopped just before it crossed the fence line and what the flare was as the plane touched down. He judged each landing and explained his aerodynamic reasoning. He knew everything about flying. Doctors have one of the worst pilot-error accident records of any profession. My mother knew intuitively that he should not pursue his dream, so my father stayed on the ground and only wished he could have fulfilled his vision of flight. So when I looked out on the Christmas bounty and saw an airplane, I knew this was going to be a very special day. After the lights and camera were ready our parents called us downstairs, and the moment we had been waiting for years in the past few weeks became reality. November Seven Seven Bravo had a wingspan of 15 inches. Under its gas powered single piston engine, wire legged gear stood the craft upright to clear a four inch propeller. Its wing design and fuselage spoke of aerobatic configuration. The 1955 Tether Control Line Model Airplane was a Racer. And, it was Yellow! Yellow with Red stripes! One look and you saw yourself making it perform to the amazement of those stuck to the ground by gravity. You would awe your friends; everyone would want to see your piloting skills. Thank you, Santa. Thank you. Thank you. I could sense my father’s pride as he watched me handle the small airplane. Outside we had only one place to create an aerodrome—the badminton court, a rectangular asphalt pad. At one time we actually strung a net between the light poles and played badminton—a few times. Then the net was put away and the court stood unused except for a basketball hoop attached to a wooden backstop on one side of the court. Now the court would become useful once again, as an airport. Sometime late in the morning, after all of the presents were open and the clutter cleaned, Dad marched us boys out to the badminton court for our first lesson in aviation. He left the instructions in the box and dismissed my mother’s question of the need for the operator’s handbook with something like, “How hard can this be.” After all, he could perform complex abdominal surgery and deliver babies. He had learned physics years ago and knew about centrifugal force. It was simply a matter of attaching the control line and starting the engine. Besides, he had almost soloed a plane for real. Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. The first clue should have been our inability to get the little gas engine started. The control line was snapped on and the radius to the center of the badminton court calculated, but the engine wouldn’t start. Fuel for these little tethered engines poured from a half-pint can resembling a lighter fluid container. Dad struck the little propeller over and over. It wouldn’t start. The seriousness of the situation was signaled by his direction to us to go in the house and retrieve the instruction book. And bring the box. Then we needed a small screw driver to adjust the air-fuel mixture. That was somewhere in the garage. Dad read the directions as Mom wandered down the path to the badminton court. She was probably the last person he wanted to see. The crowd grew as some of our neighborhood friends came by. Gas, Air, Whap, Whap, Whap—Burrrf, Pop, Pop. The engine wouldn’t start. It was flooded, Dad declared— whatever that meant. We waited. Our disappointment grew. Gas, Air, Whap, Whap, Whap—Burrrf, Pop, Pop. 14 My bother, who never shrank from a mechanical problem in his life, tried. I tried. Everyone wanted to try. Gas, Air, Whap, Whap, Whap—Burrrf, Pop, Pop. It would not start. Dad was not happy. Now Christmas that year fell on Sunday. So the hobby shop where Santa purchased the airplane was closed. Dad was convinced the engine was defective. Sadly we boxed up the little airplane and took it back into the house. Dad had patients to see the next morning, so not until afternoon did we take up the quest again for aviation glory. When he finally got home we packed it all into the car and headed for North Lake Avenue and the hobby shop. My friend Bobbie McKeever lived on Pepper Drive behind our house and up the street. His dad worked the counter at the hobby store. Mr. McKeever was on some kind of disability, and Dad didn’t care for him very much. Above the McKeever’s garage Bobbie’s dad was in the process of building a large HO model train complex. Mr. McKeever was interested in models and toys. He had the perfect job. As Dad took us boys into the hobby shop, there was Mr. McKeever at the counter. Dad explained that we had a defective engine and wanted the plane replaced. Mr. McKeever asked to see the plane first and opened the box. He set the plane on the counter and grabbed the fuel can. Squirt the fuel went in. Soon, the store smelled of gasoline and Mr. McKeever reached down to spin the prop. Gas, Air, Whap, Whap, Whap—Burrrf, Pop, Pop. My Dad smiled in satisfaction. Mr. McKeever took a small screwdriver and tweaked the mixture screw. Whap, Rurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. The engine came to life. It worked! The smile came off Dad’s face as we watched the blur of the propeller for over a minute. “Well, it seems to work just fine. You just needed to open the mixture screw a little.” Dad wanted to protest that he had screwed that thing in and out all afternoon and nothing happened; but he swallowed his pride, thanked Mr. McKeever, and shuttled us out of the store with the fully functional and proven airplane. We were going to fly. At home, Dad got the little plane out to the badminton court. He strung the control line again and attached it to the wing. I held the tail while Dad primed the engine with fuel. My brother stood back out of the way. Gas, Air, Whap, Whap, Whap—Burrrf, Pop, Pop. Once again the engine wouldn’t start. Then Whap, Rurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It worked! I could feel the wind from the propeller. The plane pulled. It wanted to fly. My Dad walk the walk of success over to the control handle at the end of the line. We were ready to launch. Rurrrrrrrrrrrrrr, the engine screamed. With an experienced pilot nod my father indicated he was ready and I could release. The little yellow plane with red stripes lurched forward. I jumped back away from the circle of flight, and moments later the lift under the little wings carried the plane airborne. It flew. My Dad spun like a whirling dervish with the circling plane. It strained to be free of the tether as my Dad’s feet danced around. He focused on the plane, and the world beyond blurred in equal and opposite reaction. He did not sense that he and the tiny airplane were inching closer to the light pole on each revolution. Finally, the plane left the confines of the badminton court. My Dad, dizzy from spinning, had not seen the approaching pole. In the second that I realized something bad was going to happen, the control line hit the pole, and the plane wrapped itself in a crashing instant into the light standard. All in all it was a great Christmas. My mother never mentioned the plane, and my brother and I quickly found other things to occupy our time. Alone, my father cleaned up the wreckage, gathered the box and left the plane for the garbage men to pick up. Perhaps my mother had dreamed that he would crash a plane on his first flight, and that is why she put a stop to his aviation career. If so, the premonition came true. After all, he was a great doctor, and that was plenty to be for a lifetime. 15 PERNETTA DEEMER The Innkeeper’s Wife Naomi stood just behind her husband, Thomas, at the door of the inn, while he told the young couple that he had no more room. They were welcome to sleep in the shed for the night, but, and here he sighed, he really was full. “Three to a bed as usual,” he added as he eyed the expectant mother. The young woman on the donkey bent a bit. She appeared to be in pain. Naomi, a small and wiry woman with a wizened face, moved forward. “Are you all right?” she asked. “Oh,” the young woman gasped. “I think the baby will come tonight!” “Thomas!” Naomi spoke sharply. “You can’t just turn them away like that!” “Now, Naomi, they’ll be fine in the stable, maybe better off than upstairs with those drunks whoopin’ and hollerin’. Now go get some blankets. I’ll send Annie with some porridge.” Naomi turned to the young couple, saying, “I’ll help you get settled in a moment. I’ll get some blankets and be right with you.” The young mother-to-be gasped as a spasm overcame her. Her eyes got big and her face scrunched up as the pain ran its course. Finally the moment eased, and she slumped in the saddle. The man shifted his weight, not sure what to do next. He spoke softly to reassure her. “Mary, the woman will help us, and all will be well.” “Yes, Joseph, I know. I’m just so tired of riding.” Naomi returned with blankets and swaddling cloths. She directed the couple toward the stable. As she led the way, Joseph whispered to Naomi, “May I tell you something?” “Yes, of course.” “She was told she’s having the Son of God,” he said softly. “Who told her?” “It was an angel, she said.” “And do you believe that, too?” Naomi was perplexed. She’d had a dream like that but had decided it was just a fanciful notion. Joseph scratched his head in puzzlement. “Well, I did see it in a dream,” he said, “but wouldn’t you think we would have found a place with a room? I’m not complaining, but I just...” “Now Joseph, if it is...” She reached up to grasp his shoulders and looked at him intently. “God will take care of you. And if it isn’t, we’ll just do the best we can anyway. Any babe born is a gift from God. You know that.” Joseph nodded. Naomi sighed and turned to Mary. “My name is Naomi, and my helper Annie is coming with a bowl of porridge for you. You must be tired.” Mary smiled at Naomi to thank her, saying, “You are very kind. I was hoping the babe would come soon, and I guess this is the time.” Naomi spread out the blankets on the straw for Mary, who got off the donkey awkwardly. Naomi laid another smaller blanker on the manger where a baby could lie and be safe. Mary lay down on the blanket, smiling in contentment, at least for the moment, until another contraction came. “Naomi, would you perhaps be a midwife? Your manner is so comforting.” “I am, but I didn’t want to put myself forward.” “If you could help me, I’d be ever so grateful.” “Of course. This is your first child?” Mary nodded. “So we’ll talk of other things. Annie will bring the porridge, and perhaps you may nap. How far did you come today?” “I don’t know, but we were traveling since sunup. We should have been her earlier, but I was so uncomfortable that we couldn’t go very fast.” “It’s been a long day for you then. Ah, here is Annie with the porridge. Now I have a few things to do, but I’ll be back as soon as I can. If things move faster than I think, tie that rope to the post and put a couple of knots toward the end. Pulling on it will help later on. I’ve been a midwife for 15 years. We’ll do alright.” Naomi went back to the inn. Joseph tended to the donkey and had some porridge. “Are you alright, Mary?” When she murmured sleepily, he lay down beside her to rest and wait. “Joseph, do you believe we are having the Son of God?” “Mary, I like that Naomi said, that if the babe is the Son of God, God will take care of us. And if he isn’t, we’ll still do the best we can. And I think He’ll still take care of us. She also said that any babe born is a gift of God.” “I like that, too. Thank you, Joseph.” 16 Lying on the straw was very pleasant. Joseph blew out the lantern, and they were soon sound asleep. But not for long. It was full dark when Mary suddenly came wide awake. “Joseph, I think the baby is coming! Please call Naomi! Run!” He’d never heard her speak like that. He lit the lantern for her and took off, meeting Naomi just as she was coming to check on them. “Mary asked me to call you,” Joseph said. “Yes, I had a dream that it’s time!” Her eyes were dancing. “Thomas had a long day, so he’s gone to bed, but go in the front room, where young James is waiting for you. We’ll call you when we have something to show you.” Joseph nodded and smiled at Naomi. “God has put many good people in my path today,” he said. “Bless you, good woman.” “If this is as you say, I could not be more honored. Bless you, sir, as well.” As Joseph entered the room, James offered him a cup of ale. “If I drink that, I won’t be able to keep my eyes open.” But he took the cup and sipped. “If I may, sire, that is perhaps the best thing for now? The hours may be long, you know. You can rest on the bench there. It’ll be quiet the rest of the night.” Joseph saw the wisdom of that, finished his drink, stretched out on the bench, and was snoring in moments. Naomi found Mary resting. “Are you awake?” she asked softly. “Yes, just resting. Earlier the pains were more frequent, but now they seem more spaced out. I doze off for a bit between times.” “If I may, I’d like to be sure the baby is positioned right.” Naomi felt Mary’s abdomen gently and suddenly giggled. “I just felt him kick! He seems to be in the right place.” “We had a goat one time, and the man who helped us with the birthing always wanted to know that, too. Once he had to right a kid before it was born. I was very young then, so I don’t remember much about it. Aaah!” she gasped as a spasm overtook her. Naomi grasped Mary’s hands. “Now I think we have a little while to go yet, so why don’t you tell me about yourself, your family, anything else you’d like to mention.” Mary thought. “I have a cousin I’m very fond of. Her name is Elizabeth, and she just had her little boy in the summer. She named him John. He’s very special, with beautiful, big dark eyes. He’s so sweet, holds my little finger and then wants to chew on it.” She laughed at the happy memory. “Now will you tell me something about you, Naomi?” Naomi had lots of stories and shared quite a few. But after a particularly strong contraction, Naomi said, “Now I think the rope tied to the pole will be of help to you. It doesn’t seem possible that pulling will help with pushing, but I think you’ll find that it can.” Naomi fixed the rope to the pole and tied several knots toward the end so that Mary could grasp them. As the next contraction came, she found it good to pull on the rope. It took only a couple more good tries and the baby was born. Naomi caught it in one of the birthing cloths she had brought, cleaned it up, and handed it to Mary, whispering, “He’s beautiful.” Then she added, “One more.” Mary looked at her quizzically. “It’s called the afterbirth. I’ll take care of it.” “Naomi, do you think He is the Son of God?” “Did the angels tell you this?” Mary nodded. “If you believe, I do, too. I’ll go get Joseph.” “Let him sleep.” “You’re a kindly little sprite, but he’ll do better to come back here with you.” Mary nodded wearily. “Yes, I’d like that. Thank you for everything you’ve done for me. I don’t know how I can thank you enough.” “It was my delight. And if He truly is who you say He is, I am deeply honored. Now rest.” Naomi wondered at the possibility. She was beginning to feel amazed. As Naomi came up to the house, she saw a group of scruffy men, actually boys, mostly, standing at the door. “What are you wanting at this hour?” She thought perhaps they wanted more drink, but they seemed sober enough. “Where’s the babe? We’ve come to see the babe,” one said. 17 “What do you mean, ‘come to see the babe’? Your wives aren’t giving you children? What is this about?” An older fellow stepped forward. “Maybe you will not believe me, but we saw angels,” he said. “They came to tell us about the Son of God being born in a manger and then led us here. We left our sheep with just the three younger lads. Can we see the babe? Can you tell us where he might be?” “Wait. Angels? Angels told you this? And you believe in them? “There was not much choice about believing, they were that bright in the sky!” Naomi’s eyes got big in wonderment. “Were you smoking something?” “Oh, no, ma’am. We don’t smoke. Smoke makes the sheep restless. The angels kind of lit up the sky- and now that I think of it, it was like they put a gentle touch to the sheep, and the sheep didn’t seem to mind.” His voice was full of amazement. “So can we see the babe?” he added. “Yes, but now you wait right here one moment, and I will find the husband. You might frighten the young mother. Now shake the dust off of you. He will be out in a minute.” As Joseph came out the door with Naomi, he saw the shepherds. They made him nervous. He was not used to seeing so many strangers. This city was so much bigger than Nazareth, where he knew everyone. But the old one spoke to him. “Sir, the angels came to us to say the babe would be born in a manger and we should go and find him. I know this sounds strange, but here we are. Can we please see him?” Joseph looked at them in a bewildered way. Close behind him, Naomi was drinking in the words of the shepherds. “I guess,” Joseph said, “but let me go in first. You might frighten her.” He led the way to the stable. The shepherds wanted to crowd in close, but Joseph gestured for them to slow down a bit. Naomi handed Mary a mug she had brought with her. “Mary!” Joseph exclaimed. “Joseph, come see! We have a beautiful babe, and he looks so like little John!” Joseph peered at him in the folds of the blanket. “I don’t see John so much as maybe your brother, Adam,” he said. “Adam.” She laughed. “Adam is trying to grow a beard now, and I can’t see him in the babe at all.” She paused. “Are we calling him Jesus, like in my dream?” “Yes, Mary. We will call him Jesus.” Then Joseph remembered the shepherds. “These lads say angels came to them and told them about our babe and said they should come and see him.” “I think we have to welcome them. God is at work in all of this, and I trust in His care for us.” Joseph waved to the shepherds, who were peering in at the opening to the stable. “Come and see the babe. His name is Jesus.” The shepherds came and knelt close by, admiring the baby. One of the younger ones nudged their leader and asked, “Can I touch him? The angels said he is the Son of God. I want him to fix where the thorn pierced my foot. It has not healed for a month.” The older shepherd shook his head, but the younger one reached out and barely touched the blanker before the older one slapped his hand away. He bowed his head, but then he looked up in wonderment. “The pain is gone!” he whispered. Mary smiled at him and said softly, “You must tell no one. His time is not yet. You will hear of him when it is his time. Please, tell no one now.” If was as though the others, lost in awe, had not heard this exchange. The young shepherd was so thrilled that he could barely stand it. He saw Naomi standing by Mary and felt he simply had to tell her about his amazing luck. Naomi had been slowly understanding the astonishing events of this night. When the young shepherd shared his experience with her. she was fully convinced of the truth of Mary’s story. Later, when a friend observed that the shepherd’s foot seemed better, he merely said, “Oh, it healed.” The young shepherd never mentioned it to anyone else until well after the resurrection. People thought perhaps he might have made it up. Quotes for the (Football) Season— I Thanks to Steve Born "Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football" - John Heisman "I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." – Bear Bryant / Alabama "It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!” - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame "At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money, and we don't have any." – Erik Russell / Georgia Southern "The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." - Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame "When you win, nothing hurts." - Joe Namath / Alabama "A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame 19 60’6” FROM HOME MARSHALL J. COOK Sometimes a boy just has to climb a tree If I ever succeed in writing a memoir or autobiography, I might start with my deodar tree. Yes, I, too, have a deodar story, and mine, too, involves Altadena, Christmas, and my father. (If you haven’t read Dick Mallard’s great piece “The 11th Christmas,” pages 12-14, go back and do so right now. I’ll wait.) All done? Okay, then. Back in September, I did a show all about trees for my Tuesday morning Writers and Their Words Radio Program on WLSP The Sun. I included a piece about my favorite deodar tree written for the show and asked listeners to send in their pieces about a favorite tree or a tree that had special significance in their lives. I even wrote a (very) little poem to go with my story. Here it is, in its entirety: I was never sure if it were pine or fir. I later learned that my deodar was neither. The deodar tree is a cedar. Sure looks like a pine though. Here’s how Altadena, California, the little town Dick and I grew up in and where we grew to be friends for life, became famous for deodar cedars. In 1885 real estate magnate John P. Woodbury (his family founded the town) planted 134 deodars along what was to be a mile-long driveway to the mansion he planned to build. The mansion never happened, and the driveway became Santa Rosa Avenue. In 1920, Altadena resident and department store owner Frederick C. Nash originated a tree-lighting spectacle to attract folks to his store. His workers strung 10,000 lights along that mile-long stretch of Santa Rosa Avenue, and a Christmas tradition was born. The Christmas Tree Lane Association now sponsors the event. Workers put the lights up between October and early December and take them down from February to April. The ceremonial lighting always takes place on the second Saturday in December. My deodar tree stood in the front yard of our home. When I was big enough, I held the low, drooping branches up so Dad could mow the lawn underneath them. I claimed the base of the trunk as my clubhouse, secluded by the long, drooping branches. A little older and I started climbing my deodar tree, and one day I resolved to climb to the very top. The idea terrified me, my fear of heights further whipped up by the blast furnace of a wind, called a Santa Ana, that was swooping down over the mountains from the desert beyond and searing everything in its path with blowtorch intensity. Perfect weather for climbing the beanstalk, huh? What can I say? I was young and not the brightest bulb on the tree. The lower branches were of course quite familiar, and the climbing was easy. Toward the middle it got tougher and the trunk became smaller and smaller. A little higher and the wind was swaying me and the tree like a cat batting a dangling string. I was sure enough scared. I kept climbing anyway. And I made it all the way to the top. I felt that I had to. I had somehow already intuited— four decades before I would get an official diagnosis of obsessive compulsive disorder— that all my life I would have to force myself to do things that terrified me— things like calling a girl on the telephone or being a draft resister and protestor during the Vietnam War— or else I’d wind up in a closet, clipping my toe nails and keeping the clippings in a jar. Climbing my deodar was one of those things I had to do. 20 I could tell you I was as high as the television relay towers atop nearby Mt. Wilson as I clutched that skinny little stick of a trunk at the very top of the deodar. I could tell you I spied Catalina Island, 26 miles off the California shore, which was itself about 30 miles from my home. But I of course wasn’t and I didn’t. I didn’t stay there long enough to see much of anything, as I was rather anxious to get back down. It was slow and uncertain going, and I hugged the broad, sturdy base of the trunk of my tree when my feet finally hit the ground. Now for the father and Christmas part. Every year my father climbed to the top of that deodar, coils of thick cable over his right shoulder, the pull tie on a large bag of big, colorful outdoor lightbulbs in his left hand. He then worked his way back down the tree, stringing the lights as far out on the branches as he could get them. He’d have to go back down to reload on cable and bulbs twice. It was a super-human effort, but then, I thought my dad was Superman and didn’t even think about how hard it must have been, even after I’d climbed all the way to the top myself. It was a magnificent sight, that stately deodar in its Christmas gown. The neighbors said it wasn’t really the holiday season until that tree lit up. After I read a shorter version of this story on the air, I got several stories from listeners, including “The 11th Christmas” from Dick, my Friend of Longest Duration and a regular listener 2,000+ miles away back in California. I’ve used that climb to the top of my deodar tree in at least two novels that I can remember, but I doubt you’ll ever see it in any memoir of mine. I’ve tried writing my life story twice now, and both times I started making stuff up within the first five page, even inventing an older sister for myself in one version. Hey, it would have made a better story! So I guess that’s why I write fiction. I’m just a natural born, uh, embellisher. But I’m not exaggerating when I say that I still love that deodar tree, which exists now only in my memory. On the next page, I offer another tree story, this one, too, prompted by my request on the radio, and this one, too, is from a dear friend. Advice to a young novelist I forgot to say a couple of things when I sent you the critique (which I hope is proving helpful). The first is, to write a novel, the struggle, the doubt, the fatigue, is a tremendous achievement. It’s a marathon full of sprints and slow trots and even complete stops. Many who have felt the urge or even the need to write a novel have failed to finish or even to start. It takes courage and tremendous dedication and good old perseverance. The second is, keep writing. There's a reason you feel called, even compelled to write. It's part of why you're here. As you continue to write, you continue to grow in self knowledge, in skill, and in empathy. I long ago realized that, even if nobody ever read a word of what I write, it would still be the good and right thing for me to do. For whatever reason, it's a calling, not just a hobby. (Even seen as a hobby, it's a very good one, don't you think? It makes a lot more sense to me that chasing a golf ball around, messing up a perfectly good walk.) 21 CARRIE T. GRUMAN-TRINKNER Keeper of dreams It stands far above the other trees in the woods, a towering Eastern White Pine with thick branches stretching outward. Heavy limbs curve and hook making it the best climbing tree in the forest beyond the meadow. One such branch reaches downward forming a rough hammock perfect for seers and artists. I was a wisp of a child, all arms and legs and big dreams. More than anything else in the world, I wanted to be a writer. I lived in my own mind much of the time, giving birth to notions and wishes and ideas. Every day I would climb out of the school bus and, free of the confines of structure and enforced will, grab a notebook, a guitar, and my best friend, Jill, a motley basset hound with ears far too large for her head and soulful eyes that adored me. We would add a snack to our stash and disappear across the meadow to be swallowed by the forest near our farmhouse. Jill would follow me along aged cow paths that hadn’t felt a hoof in decades, her long ears flapping. From time to time, her stocky legs wouldn’t carry her over a deadfall or her ears would catch in a bramble. I would pause, set down my guitar and help her out while accepting her grateful kisses on my cheek. Inevitably, Jill would step on an ear and tumble into the soft mulch of leaves and pine needles. I would right her, give her a pat, and we would continue on our way. The woods became darker and thicker as we traveled onward into their depths. Jill would cease her explorations and stick to the path, her solid form close to my legs. Finally, we would see her, the ancient tree towering over all others. I would climb the rock piles left by the glaciers that crawled through years before, helping Jill to follow. I would lift Jill onto the low hammock branch and climb after her. Jill would curl against me with a sigh, and I would write page after page of poetry, lyrics, and short stories. Taking a break, I would strum my guitar and allow my mind to expand. My training ground as a writer was a huge pine. In its branches, with Jill snoring contentedly beside me, I wrote what would be my first published piece. I named the tree Heaven. My family moved away when I was in high school, and I built another life. I raised five children and taught thousands more. And I wrote. I published stories and articles and poetry. I watched several of my plays as they were produced onstage. I wrote my first novels and published books. I taught hundreds of young people in creative writing classes and workshops. But the insidious darkness of depression crept in, stilling my voice and the precious words of my passion. Days passed without writing or singing, then weeks, months, years. Unfinished work lay untouched. Life became a struggle. The darkness smothered my creativity. More than 30 years later I found myself on that country road that rambled past the farmhouse, meadow, and forest where my writing had been birthed. I pulled the car over and reached over to ruffle the fur of Bob, my pug-poodle mix. “Bob,” I whispered, “let’s go find Heaven.” He followed me through a rusted fence of barbed wire, sniffing and darting through the heavy grasses as we approached the woods. Someone had carved out a bit of cornfield on the backside of the meadow. I ducked behind the tall corn, hidden from the road. The woods swallowed us, the earthy scents awakening my memories of days with Jill and music and words. Bob and I made our way through bush and bramble, the cow paths long overgrown with fern and jack-in-the-pulpits, erased by the green forest floor. Dappled light played across us as we moved deeper into the woodland. I climbed the familiar pile of stones, helping little Bob to follow. She was there. As she always had been. As majestic as I remembered. Time fell away and my dreams came once more, as clearly as they had in my childhood. I determined to take time for myself and the life I had always wanted. She stood before me, towering into the sky above, this tree, this keeper of my dreams. Her branches swung low to hold me and refresh my aching soul. I pulled myself into her familiar embrace, onto the branch that had awaited my return for decades. Tears stung my eyes at the memories and dreams still caught in the musky needles. I lifted Bob up to snuggle beside me. “This,” I whispered, “this is Heaven.” Hope Phyllis Babrove Melanie, my youngest grandchild, is nine years old. With her dark blonde hair and hazel eyes, she bears no resemblance to me. But as I watch her from across the room, I see my past and have hope for the future. Melanie’s father is my oldest child. He was born two months after my grandfather died. He had been such an important part of my life. My grief at his death was somewhat softened when I named my son after him. I can remember, as though it were yesterday, the way it felt holding my baby in my arms. Looking into his eyes, I wondered what kind of a man he would become and what kind of world awaited him. The years passed quickly and my son grew into the man I envisioned him to be when I held him all of those years ago. He has a wonderful wife and three beautiful daughters, Melanie being the youngest. A devoted husband, father, and son, he is also a dedicated firefighter-paramedic who has saved countless lives. The dreams that I had for him 45 years ago have become reality because he has achieved them. As his mother, I am proud of the kind of man he has become and his effort to make the world a better place. The world has definitely changed in the past 45 years. The safety that we were accustomed to in our neighborhoods and cities has vanished; values and morals aren’t what they were back then; and, for the most part, humanitarianism as we knew it has disappeared from society. A lot of the problems that we saw years ago have been put to rest only to be replaced by new concerns. People continue to fight for their civil rights; illegal drug use, an epidemic in a majority of our cities, has destroyed people who had promising futures; in many areas of the country, our children are not being educated in the manner they deserve to be. However, in spite of the problems, the world that I envisioned for all of my children and grandchildren has not totally disappeared; it is different, but not gone. As grandmother to Melanie, her sisters, and her cousins, I have hope that they, like their parents, will help to make the world a better place. This would be the legacy that I would want to pass on to future generations. 21 Note to our writers Submissions for the January-February edition of Extra Innings are due Friday, December 2, 2016. Please put your copy in the body of an email message rather than as an attachment. Please leave a single space after a period and indent four spaces for a new paragraph. Otherwise, you don’t have to worry about formatting, typeface of size. If you haven’t been published in E.I. before, it’s best if you send an email query first letting me know what you’d like to write about. If you aren’t a regular reader, you can access back copies at our archives: www.continuingstudies.wisc.edu/writing/ extra-innings. If you have any questions, just email the Coach at [email protected]. Thanks so much to all of you who make this such a great newsletter. It’s nothing without you. IN MEMORY Richard Trentlage Jingle writer Dec 28, 1927 - Sept 30, 2016 Oh, how he wished he were an Oscar Mayer wiener. “From the start, words were more real to me than real life and certainly more interesting.” Robert Gottlieb, editor 22 WRITING: CRAFT AND COMMERCE DEPARTMENTS CHERYL HONIGFORD The magic of coincidence (or avoiding jail time in Rome) I was riding a bus on my way back to the hotel after a long day of sightseeing in Rome one New Year’s Eve a few years ago. My feet hurt, my head ached, and I didn't have a ticket.* After all, my friend and I had been riding buses legally all week and had never seen anyone check for tickets. Why not risk it this once? *Cue ominous music Shortly before reaching our destination, the polizia boarded and yes, their sole purpose was to check passenger tickets. Since the last thing my friend and I wanted to do was spend our New Year's Eve in a Roman jail, we deftly hopped off at the next stop (along with several other panicked tourists in the same predicament). With guts churning, we realized that it was dark and we had no idea where we were. Then we turned around and noticed that we were standing in front of a lovely old church and a sign advertising an opera performance being held there the very next evening. I'd never seen an opera performed live. And then I realized that not only was this not a tragedy that I'd been forced off the bus at night in a city I didn't know, but it was instead a happy accident that I was forced off at the exact spot where I could right then buy tickets to do something I'd always wanted to do. Needless to say, we bought the tickets, an experience I never would have had but for that abrupt bus departure. It was also an experience I'll never forget. Since then I've noticed that life is full of these serendipitous events--especially in my writing. Once I have an idea for a story, I get tiny and sometimes not so tiny messages about it everywhere. Recently, the idea that one of my characters had a backstory involving the Spanish Civil War took hold, and then I found that the very specific book I needed (that I wasn't sure even existed) had actually been published only a few months before. I admit it's all a bit woo-woo and likely just my subconscious at work, but it's also wonderful to think that the universe is rooting for me in some small way. Believe me, it makes the average day a bit more interesting if you expect that good things might be around every corner--even with the polizia on your tail. Please Note: I have since learned my lesson and always pay for my public transportation. Reprinted with author’s kind permission from DearReader, www.dearreader.com MONETTE BEBOW-REINHARD’S ARTY-FACTS Don’t sign that contract-- yet! You've got a book done, you've been submitting awhile, and finally someone sends you a contract! Are you excited? Of course! Before you sign on that web generated line, however, read that contract. I never read instructions, either. But make no mistake here—not all contracts are created equal. Know what you’re signing. Be sure you’re getting what you want. I’ve rejected a lot of contracts, especially for my vrykolakas novel, before I found one I could live with. One had a clause that said they could make substantial changes and the author would have no recourse if they decided to publish the novel with the changes. Can you do that to characters you breathed into life? They’ll take your rough gem and make changes to make the book publishable. If you disagree, they will publish it anyway. I can’t have some stranger meddling in my vision that way. I had another contract offer that stated if I wanted out of the contract after seeing the editing, I would have to pay them up to $1,000 or they would publish it anyway. When I asked the reasoning for this, they said that often authors will take the book they edited, reject the publishing contract, and go on to self-publish this newly professionally-edited book. What writer would do that? I mean, seriously? Sorry, but if I say self-publishing is ruining it for the rest of us, this is what I mean. A contract I once signed noted that if they failed to produce the book in six months, without reasonable excuse, the contract would in effect be canceled. It was. In one that I didn’t sign, they asked for 18 months to publish the book. The royalties as stated in the contract should be reasonable for the market. Another contract I rejected wanted to give me 10% for ebooks, where most publishers offer 30% to 70%. Don’t allow them to take all rights—unless there’s a clause that tells you that after a certain amount of time, if they’ve not been able to produce anything with your project, they return the rights to you. A clause like this is often used to option a book or screenplay to be made into a movie, for instance. 23 When you’re optioned, you’re given anywhere from $1,000 to $100,000 to give them exclusive and often complete rights, but make sure those rights are returned to you if they fail to produce the movie. Be careful, too, of your right to approve your cover. The contract I signed for my vrykolakas made it sound as if I’d have approval rights; I had to ask to see it, after making a suggestion for what I wanted. And by then, I was stuck with it. The cover is of extreme importance to the sale of a book. Look at the covers of the books the publisher puts out. If you’re not impressed, don’t even query them. Know your genre. Some novels can be hard to place. If you struggle with what category your novel belongs in, call it literary. My vrykolakas book is what I call a nonmarket book, a vampire novel for people who don’t read vampires. Try to platform that! So the publisher ended up being the wrong one, but at the time they felt right. I did end up self-publishing a novel I coauthored. We signed a contract on it once, with a new historical publisher who had one book that was being released. I liked the looks of the cover, and Dicho said “hell, yeah.” After we signed I got a copy of their newly released novel. Not only did I NOT know it was a two-parter, it was poorly formatted and too pricey for a Kindle book. When they attempted to put out a poorly formatted copy of our book I refused to accept it until it was fixed. THEY finally cancelled the contract. There’s a good discussion here on transferring copyright to the publisher. http://accrispin.blogspot.com/2008/09/victoriastrauss-publishing-contract.html. For further reading: http://www.copylaw.com/new_articles/ final.three.html http://www.authorsguild.org/services/ legal_services/books.html 24 SANDY RAFTER’S SIX MILES ABOVE EARTH Good or bad, does the writing have the power to move us? I am tired of reading and thinking about being a writer, yet here I am at it again. I turn out poems and stories, but lately, even though I don’t want to stop writing, it is a chore like sweeping away the crabapples from my sidewalk. I do it, but I don’t find any coins or even a pretty blossom blown into my path. Yesterday, I watched a WWII movie, Adventure, with stars Clark Gable (Harry) and Thomas Mitchell (Mudgin). Harry and Mudgin’s merchant marine ship is torpedoed by a Japanese submarine. Hoping for rescue, Mudgin makes a pact with God that if help arrives, he will avoid women, fighting, and liquor and give his money to the church. A rescue plane appears, and the men are flown to San Francisco for leave. Mudgin soon resorts to his old ways, but he isn’t happy. He feels that he has lost his soul. Soul, spark, heart, intensity, depth, purity — these are the words writers say are important. But like Mudgin, we know when our writing is a muddled mess of promise without proof. When I think of these words, I ask myself certain questions: Do writers have a moral responsibility to move readers toward a certain way of thinking, to expose readers to the problems of others, to attempt to change their lives, to inspire them to greater deeds? William Faulkner wrote that a writer’s life is “the agony and sweat of the human spirit.” What of the writers who produce a sellable quick read serving the purpose of a vacation novel, an escape from life instead of a questioning of it? Is that writing to be disparaged when readers will laugh or cry or forget themselves? Truthfully, would you rather settle lakeside with a romance or mystery or with the History of Common Law and Imprisonment in Wales? Is purity humorless, soul without sin, depth without measure, or romances all sex? How do we writers respond? I know writers who have made vows to no one but say they write because they must write and their lives are incomplete without writing. I think those of us who call ourselves writers but haven’t written in months or even years may not fit easily into this category. There is a certain yearning by writers and such non-writers akin to Mudgin’s promise to live beyond the vices of the world. In our hearts and minds, we feel that we are writers, and there is good in that feeling of being able to reach beyond ourselves. The reclusive J.D. Salinger, author of Catcher in the Rye, concluded that there was “marvelous peace in not publishing” and in writing for one’s own pleasure. As a writer who struggles, I wonder what’s involved in Salinger’s statement: too much success and publicity, lack of success and dryness, fear, need for isolation, waning of ambition, or realizing life may hold more spiritual rewards than a finished novel? Answers are so personal; still, most of us preen ourselves with praise and recognition. When I try to reflect upon writing, I can never ignore my emotional ups and downs. Writers usually are vociferous readers, which often leads to comparisons with other writers. I’ve slashed a pencil through lines of many of my poems, wondering if I should bother to revise or ditch them. I struggle with trying to define my own style, my own voice, and with those poems think they just are not good enough. Good enough for….? — readers, critics, myself? At times I say,” so what,” but I also wonder what is a poet supposed to think when publishers reject our thoughts and skills and hard work? Don’t we submit good writing? For me, waves of depression result in a writing group where a poem is politely ignored rather than discussed or criticized. I don’t want the plane to rescue me; I want to die. I also realize I waver in defining my standards. That ignored or rejected poem is me. In the movie, I admired Mudgin for lamenting the loss of his soul and finally reclaiming it by trying to help his friend, Harry. However, as in most good drama, there were tears and regrets and even a shooting star from Heaven as Mudgin died for his friend. —writing power continues next page 25 The reviews of the film were lukewarm, two stars out of four, but I sat there crying my eyes out, deeply moved. The script wasn’t Faulkner, Hemingway, or Steinbeck, but it had power — a quality I think we writers often forget when we judge writing. I was most thankful for a verse in a Hallmark card when my Mother died. It wouldn’t win a Pulitzer Prize, but it gave me moments of peace. I haul out beloved books from my childhood. The words and stories are simple, written for a child. I opened a book and pointed my finger at each word I said. I could read! Each morning I read cereal boxes (I still do) and intently noted the rings, 3D glasses, bubble wands, or Lone Ranger mask I could find inside or send to get, and what a thrill to have mail addressed to me. I read Louis L’Amour westerns because my Father read them, and I wasn’t close to him but wanted to be. Each story was special in that way, and I didn’t need to know if L’Amour had won any writing awards. Four screenwriters worked on Adventure, because the film director was dissatisfied with the script. I loved it, and the tears it brought released pent-up emotions from a problem in my life not at all related to the movie. All these writings were powerful in their own way. Power. I don’t know whether these reflections will help with my writing. I do want more from my writing and from myself. Yet, I go back and forth and reach no set conclusions. I remain stuck on a poem. Hemingway wrote in his Nobel award speech: “For a true writer each book should be a new beginning where he tries for something that is beyond attainment. He should always try for something that has never been done or that others have tried and failed. Then, sometimes, with great luck, he will succeed.” You may note that I have quoted famous writers and Noble Prize winners. They do give me hope, and I confess that even as an oldster with fewer days left to write, I do aspire to be in their company. I could call that a silly ambition, but even with my misgivings, the more I reflect, I begin to think that the soul of any writing is constantly being defined each time a line is thought or written, and when the writer is eager or discouraged. I think Mudgin had it wrong. He didn’t need to despair but to realize he could renew the pact and live up to his promise — the same as we writers do day after day. IN MEMORY Oscar Brand Feb 7, 1920 - Sept 30, 2016 He hosted Folksong Festival— the longest radio show in history with a single host, for New York public radio station WNYC for over 70 years. (His last broadcast was six days before his death.) During the run of his show, he interviewed Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Lead Belly, Joan Collins, Harry Belafonte, Joan Baez, Phil Ochs, Harry Chapin, Emmylou Harris, B.B. King, and even Woody Guthrie’s son, Arlo, who gave one of the earliest performances of his classic “Alice’s Restaurant” on his show. And in all those years, he never asked for— nor did he receive— one penny of compensation. He wrote hundreds of songs, including a #1 hit, “A Guy is a Guy,” for Doris Day. He scored ballets for Agnes DeMille and commercials for Log Cabin syrup and Cheerios. He wrote music for documentaries, published songbooks (including one called How to Play the Guitar Better Than Me), and hosted children’s television shows and Let’s Sing Out on Canadian television. He co-wrote music and lyrics for two Broadway musicals. He was curator of the Songwriters Hall of Fame. He was on the advisory panel that helped develop Sesame Street. And during all those years and all those adventures, he kept hosting his amazing radio show. Seasonal quotes - 2 "There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes / Ohio State "I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney / Nebraska "In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." Wally Butts / Georgia "I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's." – Alex Karras / Iowa "My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.” - Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee "I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State "Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." - Shug Jordan / Auburn VANTAGE POINTS 27 GLORIA WHEELER’S GROWING UP ON WHEELS Home sweet trailer Our home was always the same, a trailer. We left Iowa towing one measuring 30' x 8' behind the family car. In El Paso that was traded for a 28' x 8' trailer and an International truck. Six months later, when it was obvious that we could not co-exist in such a small space, Dad traded that one in for one that was 36' x 8' and that was the trailer he moved to the farm in Upstate New York. It was Dad's thinking that while our location would constantly be changing, my brother and I would have the stability of having our "own home" wherever we lived. That was the advantage of living in a trailer. We moved so much that from the time Dad announced we were moving, it took one hour until our family of four piled into the truck and we were on our way. Living in a trailer home is not that much different from any home, only ours moves with us. I say trailer home because many so called mobile homes are permanently parked and not intended for travel. As a matter of fact, the trailer homes of yesteryear were more like travel trailers seen at campgrounds today. In my childhood, however, they were much more rustic. Unlike the single bathroom available in many homes built during my childhood, we shared a communal bathhouse housing the women and men’s facilities as well as a laundry room. In many cases we were blessed with up to eight toilets and showers divided equally between men and women, and it was rare to wait in line Once a day, detergent mixed with bleach was sprayed on the walls and floor of the facility and toilets and sinks were sanitized. A hose was used to rinse the rooms clean; doors and windows were propped open to allow drying. Somehow nature had uncanny timing and always called at the very time the restrooms were closed for cleaning. The communal laundry room and clotheslines served as a place where park gossip was exchanged. It would be years before dryers were provided. I always found it strange that adults didn’t consider the fact that children could hear.— And boy— what we heard! Unlike the adults, children were not allowed to share gossip from the clotheslines, and if they did, punishment was swift. What was said under the clothesline stayed under the clothesline! In Alamogordo, New Mexico, the water filtered through the “white sands” and picked up an alkaline like powder. We had to purchase water for the washing machine and rinsing tubs if clothes were to be powder free and not itchy. Our water for bathing, cooking and drinking came from the fresh water springs ten miles up the mountains above the desert floor. While we could use the desert water for baths, it left the same powdery residual as that left on clothes. We always made sure to take our coats when going to the mountains because the sweltering heat of the desert soon changed to bone chilling cold once we reached the springs just outside the Mescalero Indian Reservation in Cloudcroft. At a time when air conditioners were rare in trailers, these trips into the mountains were a welcomed treat. Coach’s note: If you missed Gloria’s introductory column last issue, you can find it in the E.I. archives. More trailer tales next issue. 28 LISA PARTEE’S WRITE TO LIVE The elephant in the room Yeah? No? Hmmm.... (thinking, rubs eyes real hard) Well...I see it. And I've discovered that my eyes don't lie, even if my mouth persists in trying to say my eyes are "crazy." (looks again) Yup. It's STILL there. It has been sitting in your churches for years! I saw one once that actually would walk around to the choir stand during the service, sit down behind the pulpit real comfortable-like, then amble past deacons and the "Mother's Board," first lady— and I know I couldn't hear anything that may have being taught for watching this HUGE ELEPHANT lumber around the sanctuary until I got "hershed" (admonished) by the usher, who sternly told me to "turn around and stop staring and pointing" in God's house" AND demanded my gum in a manner which compelled me to promptly spit it into the waiting tissue. ~*~ One time, I walked into someone's house and TRIPPED over one that they had thrown a rug over! Bout kilt myself. When I looked up, nobody would even acknowledge it! I look over at the 3 year old who didn't know how to lie and "act" blind, and he said, "My momma said 'we don't talk 'bout some stuff-ever!" Then he leaned in close and whispered, "I bus' my head every day fallin' over this thang-We ALL do! But we don't say nuthin..." I looked at him for a long time and wondered when he would lose his ability to see what he saw. I knew that bright gleam of honesty and discovery wouldn't be there much longer. I whispered back, "But my leg is hurt real bad from falling over it. Who would try to cover up something this big anyway??" He looked at me and then at my hurt leg and shrugged his little shoulders and said, "You be alright. Jesus'll fix it.." ~*~ Are you SURE you don't see this? Continued denial "is detestable, disobedient, and unfit to do anything good." (Titus 1:16) ~*~ I'm tired of ducking and tripping over and quickly sidestepping it, looking over it around it through it — and the myriad thinking errors, dysfunctional behaviors, even addictions to ANYTHING that numbs our responses to what our inner (wo)man KNOWS is true and correct but is TAUGHT pointedly, "We don't speak of such things..Ever!” I see it. I can't "un-see" it. And I know the responsibility that comes quickly behind revelation. ~•~ Are you SURE you don't see this? 29 ESTHER M. LEIPER-ESTABROOKS’ FOR THE LOVE OF WORDS Artificial intelligence–eloquence? My best friend Bobby Gordon and his siblings got a two-foot-tall robot for Christmas 65 years ago. It walked, beeped, spoke phrases, plus eyes glowed. We were wowed. Currently Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) is steadily improving. Ray Kurzweil has studied A.I. over decades. When I first heard of him I was impressed, yet skeptical. Frankly, I’m a Luddite. My knowledge of A.I. is scant, while Kurzweil is a brilliant author, scientist, inventor, and futurist. But could a machine really produce poetry? What could such verse be but gobbledygook? Could an ageless monkey with a typewriter ever duplicate Shakespeare? My guess was never! Human poetry follows forms we invent, including illogical (but often humorous) word couplings in nonsense poems, Poetry balances mundane and surreal aspects, the familiar with the outré. Humans report sensory observation and wordcaptured images in individual ways. Can a computer be fed words and-- lacking our five senses--truly create poetry? A.I., Kurzweil’s synthetic poet, dubbed Aaron, emerged from a program created by feeding myriad words and phrases into his computer plus, I suppose, certain grammar rules. Here’s a threeliner the cybernetic Aaron “wrote.” sashay down the page through the lioness nestled in my soul Does Kurzweil’s computer spit words forth as readily as cash registers print receipts? I sweat my output; word-tinkering till I can’t do better. While intriguing, the machine’s haiku-like examples don’t follow rules I was taught: That haiku has three unrhymed lines containing 5/7/5 syllables, plus a seasonal image. If a human appears, the poem is called a senyru. However, rules are made to be broken, and poetry evolves. Japanese language and mind-set are quite different from our American outlook. Here are three more examples of cybernetic haiku. imagine now and sing creating myths forming jewels from the falling snow Scattered sandals A call back to myself So hollow I would ache You broke my soul The juice of eternity The spirit of my lips Would punctuation enhance or complicate? Does the machine leave it out, and if so, should the programmer insert some to enhance clarity? Might computers ever think independently or discern what proves an evocative line, as opposed to one heavy as lead? Is computer-generated poetry good by luck or solely by what we humans program in? Might a computer ever learn to think and evaluate? Who can answer to what might happen if A.I. develops not just a “mind of its own” but multiple minds hooked together? Kurzweil showed poems to 16 humans, both adults and kids, asking which were written by people and which by computer. Adults guessed correctly 63% of the time, children 43 %. Do computers understand the nuances of words and their collective power? Would they comprehend the difference between “tender aged beef” and “long-dead cow?” Can a machine give more than lip service to a belief in God? (Or are we humans their God? Who dares say?) Whether Kurzweil’s explorations thrill --or chill you--he intends, as the Star Trek intro declares, “To boldly go where no man has gone before.” As poets, we absorb fresh concepts, evaluating our writing plus that of others, discovering what works best for us and striving to improve. May it always be so! I’m not holding my breath to see if A.I. can create prize winning poetry, at least not in my lifetime! 30 RON HEVEY’S LIFE REFLECTIONS A tale of two races In the spring of 2016 two prestigious motorsport events ended with incredible and surprising outcomes, one a win at the Indy 500 and the other a loss at the 24 Hours of LeMans. These outcomes will impact the refinement of cars we drive. controlled. TV commentators focused on the many details of Toyota’s upcoming victory with call-ins, interviews, photos of expectant Toyota execs, and explanations of technology involving partners worldwide. I was awed by their new phraseology: This machine optimizes harvested heat from braking energy back to storage cells. Sounded complicated but new and wonderful with implications we would enjoy soon with a visit to a “showroom near you.” The 100th running of the Indy 500, with 350,00 attendees, continued as the largest sporting event, midwestern-to-the-core, with mere millionaires fielding machinery made to same specifications, cars that use the same chassis and equivalent engines from Chevrolet or Honda. What a victory Toyota would enjoy after disappointing tries at LeMans. And then, the unthinkable: Toyota driver Kazuki Nakajima radioed the Toyota team, “I have lost power.” Seventeen Indy 500 contestants in the field of 33 had a chance to win as the race wound down. Andretti team strategy to win was to coach rookie driver Andrew Rossi to use less gas, a move that would require one less pit stop for service and keep the Andretti car on the track. How incredible that a machine would run full bore for 1,435 minutes, 99.65% of the race, and have the gall to quit, to turn the thrill of victory into agony, with five minutes to go. Rather than “push in the clutch” or coast, Toyota’s only option was to park the car and begin an engine restart sequence. The only way when digital abstractions intervened— they rebooted their computer! The Toyota race car restarted and limped along while the Porsche race car passed it for the surprise win. The less gas/go fast strategy worked flawlessly until Rossi ran out of gas on the last lap, a mile and a mere 20 seconds from the checkered flag. What would the Andretti team do? ”Clutch it, clutch it” was the command to the driver. “Clutching it” is what drivers have done as far back as when grandpa ran out of gas. Many of us have had our own running-out-of-gas experiences; one of mine ended well when I ran out on a hill, pushed in the clutch and coasted downhill for blocks to a handy gas station. Andretti driver Rossi “clutched it,” the race car slowing to 179 mph, compared with his race pace of 225 mph, and coasted home for the win. Old school, the stuff car guys remember, especially car guys at car companies with “Keep it Simple” plaques on their desks. In contrast, at the grueling 24 Hours of LeMans, Toyota held a lead over their Porsche rival with five minutes to go, the race all but decided. Billionaires had competed with the latest in hybrid technology, designer biofuel engines combined with electric motors, all computer At Indianapolis the Andretti race driver had intervened with the oldest of techniques; he pushed in the clutch to allow the race car to keep moving. At LeMans the Toyota driver was helpless when he “lost power.” We ‘car guys,’ who appreciate the mechanics and marvel at the electronics, enjoy these rare moments. For those in the auto industry who know that Sunday’s winners sell cars on Monday, the balance of technology is ever at odds with “Keep it Simple.” And for those of us who keep the new cars we buy much longer than our dads kept their cars, we must think ahead. We count on cars that work in all driving circumstances when we drive our cars and, someday, when the cars will drive themselves. When our cars have run the race, when they become older, complicated gadgets in our cars could give out, leave us abandoned on the roadside, and cost us a bundle. Unless we make careful choices. Seasonal quotes - 3 "Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." Bobby Bowden / Florida State "Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, "All those who need showers, take them." - John McKay / USC "If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.” Murray Warmath / Minnesota "We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking." - John McKay / USC "I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame Ohio State 's Urban Meyer on one of his players:"He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.” Add-Verse Effects The Old Man and the Sea Marshall J. Cook I encountered a man in the doorway he coming in, I going out I in my suit and tie and wingtips mind spinning wildly he in bathing suit and sand, the sun, and the sea a single strand of kelp wrapped round his bony ankle. He could have been four score in years but a boy of five in his eyes. My God, you’ve been in the sea, says I. By my God I have, says he. Forgetting myself in the moment, I dropped to my knees and unwrapped the strand to set his ankle free. and in that moment I swear to you I would have traded all with that gnarly old man, so much more free than me. John Kelly Marshall J. Cook A small man, slight hands in pockets of baggy pants Soft-spoken An intense listener, leaning in. But see his face in repose the frown, the clenched jaw the clouded eyes and you begin to realize what this quiet little man is capable of. Wee Wisdom Norma J. Sundberg They learned a new word, “Infinity” If souls so small can comprehend Infinity-“It's on an on and on,” they said, “It's wider and deeper than anyone know,” they said, “It's endless,” they said. Then my young son asked, “Mama, How old is God?” Denouement Norma J. Sundberg I was impressed, verily, With the children’s discussion of Infinity But no big deal, alack and alas, They learned of INFINITY in Arithmetic Class. 32 33 If the Name Fits... John Manses It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to. —W.C. Fields I overheard a guy who was into sports explain to his girl friend the other day, “Wally Pipp is buried here— he played first base for the Yankees. The manager benched him in June of 1925, supposedly for just one game. Lou Gehrig replaced him and played so well Pipp never got back in the lineup.” Last week, a fella by my grave was talking to someone and made it sound like I got hit by a car or walked in front of a train when he said— “Don’t ever get yourself Pipped— that’s what happened to this guy.” A month ago, two old gals who said they drank too much at their reunion started laughing, then belted out a song— “Pip, pip, hurray, pip, pip, hurray!” I recognized the voice of Mrs. Tight, our English teacher in high school. She was able to find my headstone and started talking to herself— “Is Pipp an adjective, a verb or a noun, can it be either the subject or the object?” A woman who taught an acting class at Michigan State University brought a group of students here and lectured them, “I want you all to know this man was not related to Charles Dickens, nor did he star in the movie, Great Expectations.” A month ago an older couple paused as they were walking by. He told his lady I died of the Pipps— that made it sound like I had a bad case of the clap or else some kind of awful cancer. In the best one so far, three gals started arguing about Top Ten hits in the 1970s—one of them was positive I was a black guy who sang with Gladys Knight and the Pips. She stopped talking long enough to notice how I spelled my name and finally changed her mind. I don’t like to get too worked up about some of the things I’ve heard and try to remember that if Gehrig hadn’t played in 2130 straight games, nobody would remember my name. A teammate used to tell me, “Wally, you got a bad case of rabbit ears. Don’t listen to all those bench jockeys on other clubs who always get your goat by calling you a pipsqueak.” 34 SMALL BALL Tom Crawford That’s me. An unexceptional life with nothing for the grand kids to point to No back story of spectacular effort at bat. I did learn to say, “Put it in here,” and smack the center of my glove. Today, suddenly there they were, nine bushtits, little, thumb size gray birds hanging from the feeder. When I was seven years old in Michigan, I was center fielder in the pee wee league. I loved my uniform. But after two months our family moved to another state, not on the road to Damascus, but when poetry did take me over, I won some prizes. On a radio talk show I was asked about my life as a poet. I stumbled along with an answer when my host said, “Okay, we’ll have to leave it there.” I slowly begin to understand that I really didn’t want to catch the ball, I only wanted to watch it fly. I had to learn again what I already knew young about birds, we needed each other to grow the feathers, the skin. Small ball means your game probably won’t be remembered. It relies mostly on the bunt and the sacrifice. 35 After this moment THE JELLY MAKER Gary Busha Bonny Conway Purple grapes sweeten under honeyed autumn skies in country orchards at harvest time the jelly maker envisions ancient grapevines in the gardens of Babylon wonders if fruit tastes exotic grown near soil of pomegranate, fig, and quince watered by the River Tigris writes on his jars; “SPOON WITH CARE DREAMS INSIDE" Autumn winds blow leaves on stairways flip torn magazine pages wobble upturned helmets after this moment autumn sounds end in empty cathedrals voices become mumbles hear silence after this moment when you turn from me your eyes blinded your tongue silent our mute throats sing silent psalms after that moment after this moment from The Skeptic, by Gary Busha Wolfsong Pubs, 2015 reprinted with poet’s permission [email protected] CRAIG W. STEELE, THE WRITER’S POET Procrastination doesn’t work I’ve tried to write, without success, and now I wait expectantly for inspiration’s deft caress to send my Muse upon a spree. But desperation’s growing worse; soon Muse and I are both berserk. For mastering creative verse, procrastination doesn’t work. 36 COACH’S BULLPEN BRIEFS John issues diner challenge to all E.I. readers ! Our book critic, John Swift, reports on a recent visit to the Delta Diner, Delta, Wisconsin— directions which generally don’t help the seeker that much without a GPS or detailed map. (It’s about 24 miles southwest of Ashland.) “We waited one hour outside under the tent for a table,” John writes. “I can tell you that there is no McDonalds nearby, as the owner’s wife, Jen, once explained to me, for who would wait one hour for breakfast across the street from a McDonalds? “One nice thing about the wait is that you meet such fascinating people, a surgeon from Mayo in Rochester, a delightful couple from the Twin Cities who planned to buy my latest book, an 80 year old fighter pilot, and a large man from Yale heading up the “Remember Mike Pyle” club. Then it was time for breakfast, and what a breakfast! I had the Pedro Max Benny with a side order of hash browns, and I was in heaven for about a half hour.” John included a photo of the diner and this suggestion: how about we each write a brief description of our favorite diner or cafe for publication in the January-February issue of Extra-Innings. I’m all in on that— although narrowing it down to one will be a tough job. How about it? Are you a diner diver? Got an all time favorite place for pie and coffee or maybe the plate special, meatloaf with the green beans and the mashed potatoes and gravy? If so, get your brief profile to the Coach by the end of November for inclusion in the New Year’s edition. [email protected]. Jake sees favorite band for one last time Our Pop Culture critic, Jacob McLaughlin, files this report: This past May, my favorite band, The Tragically Hip, announced that they were going on one last tour. The reason for this was because the frontman, Gord Downie, was diagnosed with glioblastoma, a form of brain cancer. I was lucky enough to see them one last time in Winnipeg and also was one of the many people who watched their final show broadcast. I decided that I wanted to tell my story about being a fan of them for the past nine years and my experiences with their music. I started writing this piece on August 19th and finished it exactly a month later. I've never put this much time and effort into something I've written. I'm very proud of this article and I hope you all enjoy reading it. You can use the live link, below, or go to your search engine and type in www.seekerofschlock.blogspot.com for Jake’s tribute. Long Time Running: An American's Story About His Love For The Tragically Hip Coach’s Books Worth a Look The Fly on the Wall, Tony Hillerman, 1971 Before there were Leaphorn and Chee and the Navajo Tribal Police mysteries, there was John Cotton and a political thriller / journalism procedural that keeps surprising until the last sentence. Drawing on his 14 years of experience as a journalist (he also taught journalism at the University of New Mexico for 21 years) , Hillerman creates a convincing protagonist in veteran statehouse reporter John Cotton of the Minneapolis Journal. Cotton stumbles onto frontpage worthy corruption involving two murders— and finds himself being stalked as potential victim #3! We follow Cotton on a winding trail of clues as his stalks his story while becoming the prey in two memorable chase sequences. (Hillerman may also be putting his combat experience during World War II to use here.) —Picks continue, next page 37 At the philosophical heart of the novel, Hillerman pits the public’s right and need to know the truth against the potential harm a story might do to good people as Cotton learns whether it’s really possible for a man with a conscience to be a truly objective “fly on the wall.” His struggle to hang onto the idealistic belief that, given the facts, the majority of citizens in a democracy will make good, sound decisions seems particularly relevant in this election season. Brooklyn, Colm Toibin, 2009 A naive, rather passive girl from a small town in Ireland emigrates to Brooklyn, New York in the early 1950s, setting into motion this stranger-in-astrange land romance. Ellis Lucey must finally choose between two suitors, an ardent ItalianAmerican in Brooklyn and a kind, loving, and successful Irishman back home. Toibin's a patient storyteller with a fine ear for language and a fine eye for detail. Critical acclaim for the novel seems quite justified. Coming attractions I’ve only just started Louise Erdrich latest novel, La Rose, and Bruce Springsteen’s autobiography, Born to Run, but I can already tell you that I’m loving both of them and will be reporting on them in the January-February edition of E.I. Headline signaling the coming apocalypse Wisconsin State Journal, September 28, 2016 Man charged with choking women, 94, at Bible study No, he didn’t use a rosary. It was a phone cord, whatever that is. Yet another headline warning that the end is near: from wire services, published in the Wisconsin State Journal, October 10, 2016 Turkeys dropped from plane, 1 dies Didn’t those idiots ever watch WKRP?????? Patty does not enjoy introduction to Social Security Patty Suzuki Mallard, one of the official nonresident geniuses of The Writers and Their Words Radio Program, had her first experience at the Social Security Office recently. According to husband Dick (another genius), she described it as putting the Russian DMV, entering a prison for a visit, and a trip to the Post Office at Christmas time all in a blender and flushing it down Alice in Wonderland’s rabbit hole. Esther will soon publish in The Lyric Our For the Love of Words bard, Esther M. Leiper-Estabrooks, is working on another illustration for poet Barbara Hantman. Also, The Lyric has accepted two of Esther’s poems for inclusion in coming editions. Founded in 1921, The Lyric is the oldest magazine in North America in continuous publication devoted to traditional poetry. Rosemary publishes in The Light Within Rosemary Hovey Everson has had a poem featured with other poets at Spiritual Writers Network in a book titled The Light Within: A Collection of Peace and Prose.The book was released on August 31, 2016. 38 COACH’S E-MAIL QUEUE Coach apologizes for offensive joke Born’s first item should not have been included. Rape is rape. It’s not funny. Chris DeSmet Coach responds: Chris is referring to a series of jokes I ran in the September-October issue titled “Questions without answers.” The first item referred to rape. I hesitated to run it, then decided it was innocuous. I was wrong. I regret running the item, and I apologize. Please don't blame Steve Born. He merely passed along material he found on the Internet. I decided which items to run, and I take full responsibility. Chris Desmet directs the writing programs for the UW-Madison Division of Continuing Studies and is a published and award-winning author. She is also my friend and former colleague.. Thanks, friend, for holding me accountable. Dear Coach, Thank you for publishing my reflection. It is very exciting for me to see it in print and gives me the motivation to keep writing.Take care. Phyllis Babrove Hi Coach, I like your poem about walking to church and the opening piece about O.J. and Mr. Goldman. I understand Goldman's mission but, as you indicate, a lifetime of hate and seeking revenge may not have been the best channel. But none of us can say for certain what we'd do if put in the same situation. Best regards, Madonna Dries Christensen Marsh, Besides the wonders of Extra Innings in general, I'm touched and pleased that you included the memoriam for James McPherson. I worked in the office while he was faculty at the Iowa Writers' Workshop, and he was my mentor for my MFA. Such a wise, fascinating, funny, and gentle person, an exceptional writer, teacher, and friend. I was blessed to know him. How are you? If you're surveying, I vote for Lily's new pool. Go Cubs! Nancy Obermueller ED PAHNKE’S JUST FOR THE PUN OF IT Otto Mobile Kay Frazer smiled, ready to enjoy an evening out with her big brother, Freddie. He’d picked the Oasis in Ridgewood, 20 miles west of them, a place renowned for its great food and decor. One drawback: she’d have to ride in Freddie’s o-l-d car. She shook her head in wonder. He loved that 1955 Studebaker Speedster. Freddie talked to that car, had a name for it, too – Otto Mobile. When he got new tires for the car, he said, “It feels good for this ol’ car to be re-tired.” She sighed. Where was Freddie? She was hungry and eager to be entertained. She glanced out the window of her condo. A shiny lemon/lime colored Studebaker glowed in the evening shadows. Her bell sounded. Freddie had come. Clutching her purse, Kay hurried out. Greeted with a hug by big brother Freddie, she walked to Otto. Every time she saw Otto’s chrome front bumper with its ends turned up, she remembered what Freddie had said, “Otto is smiling.” “Jump in and we’ll get going. I got great reservations at the Oasis,” Freddie said, holding the door for her. As they rolled along out of Wooddale and across the rural landscape, they drew close to another car, a Taurus. Eager to show off his car’s speed, Freddie pressed the gas pedal and swerved around the Taurus. He patted the dashboard and said, “I just put my car before the Taurus.” Kay sighed. “How much farther, Freddie?” “A way, Sis.” “I wish you’d get a newer car. I know you love Otto, but it’s an old relic and belongs…” ”Not now, Sis, Otto’s feelings get hurt. Talk like that might be a car denial sin.” “Oh, Freddie, come now.” Moments later, bright lights loomed ahead of them. “Oasis on the right. Would you like a champagne cocktail before supper, Sis?” “Oh, yes, and thanks for inviting me tonight.” Smiling, she shook her finger. “But no more talk about Otto. I’m car pun sated.” 39 THE LAST WORD SUZANNE BEECHER’S DEAR READER The look in a stranger’s eyes Something was troubling her. I could tell she was holding back tears, but we were strangers. So I only looked her way and smiled--but the look in her eyes--I wish I would have asked if everything was all right. The look in her eyes. I'd seen that look before. It was the look in my Grandma Hale’s eyes. We'd just returned home from Grandpa's funeral, and the strong woman, the grandma who I'd never seen cry until today, looked at me from across the living room, and her eyes were begging for an answer, "Oh, how am I going to go on?" The look in her eyes. It reminded me of the look in Leona's eyes. Leona was sitting in a lawn chair on a hill, away from the commotion, but close enough to hear the auctioneer selling her possessions one-by-one. She had to leave behind her pink house on the corner and move into a nursing home, and the frightened look in her eyes was searching for an answer, "Oh, how am I going to go on?" The look in her eyes. Yes, something was troubling the stranger. I could tell she was holding back tears, and I wish I would have asked, because I'll always remember the look in her eyes. Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends. Published with the author’s permission from DearReader.com Suzanne Beecher [email protected] blog: http://dearreader.typepad.com/ www.emailbookclub.com Holiday ! ! Extra ! ! ! ! Innings “Ars gratia pecuniae” Number 82 Madison, Wisconsin Veterans’ Day Carma Smidt (essay), Sandy Rafter (poems) THANKSGIVING Pat Laux, Kathy Giorgio CHRISTMAS Madonna Dries Christensen, Pernetta Deemer, Dick Mallard, Marshall J. Cook, Phyllis Babrove, Carrie Gruman-Trinkner WRITING: CRAFT AND COMMERCE Cheryl Honigford, Sandy Rafter, Monette Bebow-Reinhard VIEWPOINTS Gloria Wheeler, Lisa Partee, Esther M. Leiper-Estabrooks, Ron Hevey, Jan Kent, Ed Pahnke AD VERSE EFFECTS Marshall J. Cook, Norma Sundberg, John Maneses, Tom Crawford, Bonny Conway, Craig W. Steele, Gary Busha THE LAST WORD Suzanne Beecher Staff Statistician Jack “Warning Track” Walsh November-December, 2016 Internet Gleaner Steve Born Web Weaver Kerrie Jean-Louis Osborne Stuntman Yakima Canutt Director of Creative Ideation S. Dardanelles Contributing editor Madonna Dries Christenson Coach-in-Chief: Marshall J. Cook ...who distributes Extra Innings every other month to an open enrollment mailing list. Coach welcomes your submissions. All copyrights remain with the author after publication. For Writer’s Guidelines, to suggest an article idea, to get permission to republish an article, or to get on the mailing list, email Coach at: [email protected] Extra Innings comes to you through the good graces of the writing program at the Division of Continuing Studies, University of WisconsinMadison, led by Christine DeSmet. Find out about workshops, courses, conferences, and critiques at: www.continuingstudies.wisc.edu/writing Extra Innings is a proud supporter of Write by the Lake, The Writers Institute, Weekend with your Novel, the Odyssey Project, and The Little Free Library Back issues available at: www.continuingstudies.wisc.edu/writing/extrainnings 41 And now, at LAST! Lily goes apple picking in the fall
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