JOSHUA MAXON NOVAK
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©2017
EQD
JOSHUA MAXON NOVAK
Born: July 5, 1987 Height: 5'11"
Position: Builder (Bottom of the Barrel)
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS
WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY? Static
FAVORITE BOOKS/MOVIES/TV/ETC: TV static
WHAT’S THE MEANING OF LIFE? Static
STAR WARS OR STAR TREK? Star Trek (especially
the episode where George Takei freaks out on the ship all
shirtless with a fencing sword)
IF YOU WERE A HOT DOG, WOULD YOU EAT
YOURSELF? I think about it all the time
PPD (PEDALS PER DAY)? LOL you said PP
SBQ (SOLDER BURN QUOTIENT): SBBQ
FAVORITE EQD PEDAL: Senior
FAVORITE NON-EQD GEAR: My shoes
PHOBIAS: Jamie Stillman is pretty spooky
FIRST CD YOU OWNED: Chase Bank