10 Arlington June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 High School • Arlington WA 98223 SPORTS Rapids and Hawks are roaring and soaring in Arlington Baseball makes the playoffs by Blayne Parris Summer baseball is getting kicked off once again as the Marysville Hawks and the Stilly River Rapids, two of the areas Senior Legion baseball teams, take to the field. These two teams make are comprised of players from Arlington, Stanwood, Lakewood, Darrington, Granite Falls, and Marysville. The Rapids and the Hawks are made up of 16-18 year old players, many of which played on their respective varsity teams. There are a few students from Arlington who make up the Rapids team: Nate McCann (first base), Dan Gottardi (Center), Tom Johnson (third base), and Grady Murphy (outfield). Playing for the Marysville Hawks from Arlington are: Chad Roberson (pitcher), Nick Martin (pitcher), Tom Newell (pitcher/out- by Chad Roberson On May 10 at Joe Martin Stadium, fellow wesco rival Jackson knocked Arlington out of the playoffs to the score of 2-3. Junior Brent Lillbrige of Jackson threw a complete game win, with a triple to help his cause. Freshman Ben Bishop started for Arlington and was relieved by Junior Grady Murphy. Murphy had a triple and Senior Nate McCann had a home run in the first inning. On May eighth Arlington played Mount Vernon in the first round of the playoffs. It was a close for the first five innings with a 3-0 lead by Arlington. In the fourth Mount Vernon scored three runs to tie the game up. Then Mount Vernon scored one run in the fifth to take the lead. In the sixth inning Mount Vernon scored three runs on a questionable call on a fair ball down the left field line. The game ended with Mount Vernon winning by the score of 7-4. Senior David Hill throw the complete game, but got the lose. On May third the Eagles beat Stanwood 4-3 to split the series. Bishop tossed a complete game for the win. Bishop only made one mistake, on the first pitch of the game was hit for lone homerun of the game. “Couple things, Bishop threw a great game for how young he is. We battled and did what we had to do to win.” This is Coach Klein’s comment after the game. On Saturday the June 2 select seniors get to go play in the all-state feeder game at Husky stadium. From Arlington Tom Johnson, Nate McCann, Robin Campos, Josh Wells, Josh McKinney, and Chad Roberson are planing to attend and hoping on being one of the ten players chosen to play in the all-state tournament. field), Jesse Machado (catcher) and Ryan Abbot (outfield). They are coached by Jon Machado, Jesse’s father. The Hawks recently took second in a local tournament over the Memorial Day weekend through the strong pitching of Roberson and the catching skills of Machado. Both teams expect to do well with both starting their seasons at the end of May. Other Arlington players are also playing summer ball they include: Josh Wells, the varsity team’s starting shortstop who is playing for the Skagit Shockers and Colby Welch, the starting varsity catcher, who plays for the Junior Legion Rapids team. Where did these guys come from? by Katie Struiksma A surprising, and all around incredible, 3912 (as of Thursday, May 31) start by the Seattle Mariners has left fans wondering what they ever saw in A-Rod, The Kid or The Big Unit. Holding the best record in the American League and boasting Japan’s most gracious gift to American baseball in Ichiro Suzuki, the M’s are playing like they’ve never played before. A strong starting pitching staff and unbelievably deep bullpen, teamed with the offensive power of team veterans and newcomers alike, have given almost every team faced this season a run for their money. The M’s have won 14 of 17 series and lead the league in defending percentage and stolen base percentage, and have the third best ERA with 3.75. They sit 14 games ahead of Oakland in the AL West and 20 ahead of Texas, ARod’s new multimillion dollar home. They even swept the Yankees in New York in midMay, a feat few teams have ever accomplished. Mariner’s Skipper Lou Piniella seems to be making all the right moves. His 15 years of managerial experience allow the team to benefit from smart match-ups, aggressive base-running calls and, perhaps most importantly, team camaraderie. All the superstars who have left Seattle behind now play on teams who are undoubtedly nervous, if not afraid to face the red-hot M’s team. Seattle finally has a team where everyone contributes and different heroes emerge each day, free of prima donnas and pampered athletes. Can the M’s keep up their streak? Is a humbling slump lurking in the future? Maybe, but as long as the M’s continue to produce runs and play clean defense, not a team in the AL West at least can touch them. Should an impending losing streak put a damper on current Mariner Mania, I doubt it could keep the fans away. Win or lose, Seattle loves its team’s new blue-collar look. Sure, it’s early in the season. Yeah, we’ve got 111 games left before the play-offs, but I can smell a pennant from here; and it smells better than 252 million dollars. June 1, 2001 Arlington High School Eagle Volume #14 Issue #17 Arlington High School • 600 E. 1st Arlington WA 98223 Five track athletes go to state by Melissa Sorentino This year the track and field team had a great year with five athletes who went to state. The students who gained a spot to go to state were sophomore McKane Lee, junior Andrae Goffe, senior Cambrielle Jensen, freshman Brenton Bodewig, and senior Emily Vandenekart. The state finals were held at Lincoln Bowl in Tacoma on Saturday May 26. Brenton Bodewig placed 6 in the long jump with his best jump as 21 feet and Emily Vandenekart went to state for her first time for the 800-meter race and placed 7 and holds the new school record of 2:21.97 minutes. McKane Lee was the state champion in the pole vault this year with a winning vault of 15 feet. Above, Senior Cambrielle Jensen The team also took two alternatives to state, which were Breann Pickett and Ammaron Twitchell. Manager Sarah Bowen also went to the meet with the team. Finally Cam Jensen achieved her goal this year as State Champion in the 300-meter hurdles and placed 3 in the 100-meter hurdles. This was Cam’s 4 year at state, league, and districts also. She has also placed in the 100-meter hurdles, 100-meter sprint, 200-meter run and the 800-meter relay in the past four years. Cam Above, Senior Emily Vandenekart At top, Brenton Bodewig At right, Sophomore McKane Lee has had a great career in track and has broken many school records. Coach Kelly Clapp said, “This year there was a mixture of kids who went to state. Every group was represented except for throwing. Lots of different kids were successful and we all had so much fun this year.” 2 June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 The Eagle Staff Reporters: Kelsi Andrews Josh Calendine Kayleen Doggett Joe Downing Angela Fuller Khale Wallitner Darren Wilson Amy Miller Ben Coms Michelle Guadalupe Ryan Hanson Joe Jones Sarah Kennedy Blayne Parris Leona Phelan Chad Roberson Melissa Sorentino Sara Striker Managing Editors Nick Martin Jon Austin Katie Struiksma Photographers Tristin Mullenix Ed Devoe Advisor Alice Smithson Next Publishing Dates: June June THE EAGLE is created, designed and published by the Journalism students of Arlington High School and printed at the high school.. Opinions in THE EAGLE do not reflect the views of the student body, community, or the high school/district staff. They are exclusively the opinion of the writer or the editorial board of the class. THE EAGLE welcomes letters to the editor, but reserves the right to edit them for journalistic purposes or due to layout ease and space. Every effort will be made to retain the essence of the letter. You can reach the editors by sending an e-mail to [email protected], placing the letter in Mrs. Smithson's mailbox or mailing it to The Eagle c/o AHS, 600 E. First, Arlington, WA 98223. Arlington High School and the Arlington School District are equal opportunity employers. This journalistic endeavor makes every effort to rightly represent the people and events described herein. OPINION Never too old for fun by Khale Wallitner Do you remember being a kid and spending endless hours building forts and tree houses in the midst of your families acreage? Has this stage of childhood gradually diminished as the years have gone by? For myself, these childish behaviors return with my pursuit of looking for and having fun. Nowadays, the complexity of the forts I build, along with the enjoyment of the experience, are continually growing along with my stages of life. Has my age disabled me from participation in this wonderful art? I don’t really think so. I would agree that one eventually reaches a certain age when their time on earth has been too long. That time has enabled us to give the excuse of getting out there and climbing trees with boards in hand. I grew up with trees surrounding my every move. The most exciting thing to do was wander freely about, building forts and tree houses with my closest friends. As we grow, many things make us forget about those old times when we were younger. In reality, these younger years are still captured in my mind as being the best years of my life. When I was younger, I hadn’t a worry in the world. Everything was provided for me, which provided me with virtually no responsibilities to tend to. I think everyone should let that little care free child show through every now and then. I thought I was the only one who still built forts until I went to senior Joe Downing’s house and saw his huge tree house that he is still adding to. Joe said, “It helps me forget the weight that is brought about by everyday life.” I don’t believe I will ever stop building fors, and I plan to help make them as long as I still look back and wonder what it was like to be a kid. My advice to everyone is to forget the everyday perceptions of adults acting like children and allow yourself the freedom of a kid. Graduation looms in near future Graduation countdown begins by Sarah Kennedy On Tuesday May 8, I played my last home softball game. All the seniors on the team lined up to receive their flower and be congratulated, and I thought, “What am I going to do now?” I am so used to getting up every morning, getting in my car and coming to AHS late. Every teacher is an acquaintance, or someone whom you have at least heard about, or your friends have taken their class. Now, everyone who is continuing their education are going into the great unknown. Will you be able to make new friends and keep your old ones? I know that I myself am not going too far away, but I am still scared that my every day routine will be changed. I am so excited to graduate, but every day I hear my friends say, I was so excited until now that it is getting so close. With all the pressure of credits, making sure all the seniors pass classes, and finals, the future is looking a little overwhelming. So, everyone take a deep breath, relax, and save the tears for the moving up assembly. I know it is scary and unknown, but this is what we have stayed in school for 13 years for, the last month of our high school careers. by Kelsi Andrews With graduation quickly approaching, many seniors are considering post-graduation plans. College, parties and time with family have been placed on a priority list. For me, I want to make sure I do plenty of memorable things before graduation as well. Here is the top 10 list I compiled to make sure I don’t forget the important things while stressing about the future. 10. Forget about my responsibilities for more than five minutes. 9. Wear pajamas and slippers to school and not care what people say. 8. Come to school with really red hair. 7. Eat in the lunchroom for the last time. 6. Go camping in my yard. 5. Make a new friend. 4. Get a copy of that Nelly Furtado song. 3. Go out to dinner with my parents. 2. Take my little sisters to breakfast. 1. Get the girls together and stay out all night. So for all seniors reading this, find something interesting to do to commemorate making it this far. It doesn’t have t o be a list, just something special. SCHOOL NEWS June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 9 Adventures in School board and city council science, art meetings meeting proves to be A quick example of filters and what you exciting want to be able to locate; is if someone were to by Leona Phelan A summer program for high school students is being offered at Western Washington University. The program is available for students to learn about the worlds of art and humanities, computers and technology, science and nature. The workshops being offered include Marine Mammalogy, Rock ‘n Roll: A Social History, The Play’s the Thing (Theatre), Mission: Leadership, Beyond Einstein: Futuristic Physics, and Tracking Wildlife with Technology. Workshops are from July 23-27. An application, fee, a one-page essay and a letter of recommendation are required for admission. Application deadline is June 15! If interested in a summer of exploration, call (360) 650-6822 for detailed information and brochure. Hurry! Workshops are filling up fast! by Sarah Kennedy On a hot, muggy Monday, May 21, a school board meeting was held at the Roosevelt building. It was a combined meeting where city council members and school board members shared the floor, in the down stairs, in an old forgotten room an argument raged on. Should the library computers be filtered? The main consensus seemed to be that pornography is something kids should have no access to or in the worse case be able to share. With teenagers and grade school kids together, the teenagers could be bad influences on the youngsters. The argument raged on the other side that they want to be able to look up information on an unfiltered computer. look up the word prostate for information on cancer they would not be able to. It is also not the librarians’ jobs to watch kids and make sure that they stay on task. The school board members quickly pointed to how successful the school filtering system has been. Which brought up the argument that the library’s computers should be accessible to all. They are not only able for students use, but for the communities. There will be a joint meeting on June 21, so if anyone has strong feelings about this issue I urge you to come to the meeting. Show and shine New graduation requirements coming by Ben Coms Arlington Downtown Merchants presents the third annual Show-n-Shine. Antique classics, special interest, cars, and pickups wanted. For an entry fee of 10 pounds. of food or $10 donation to the Arlington Food Bank, people can have the opportunity of showing of their pride and joy vehicles. Show-n-Shine takes place June 2 on Olympic Ave., between 1st and Division. The schedule includes an 8 am registration, then an awards presentation at 3 pm, and ends at 4 pm. After that, everyone will go to the Arlington Burger King. Pre-registration is advised, and dash plaques are give to first 400 registered. Special Les Schwab “Goodie Bags” filled with promotional items donated by local merchants will be handed out. There is no admission charge for viewers, but donations to the Arlington Food Bank are welcome. Music is presented courtesy of Infinite Sound, mobile disk jockey, from 10 to 3. Also, for only one dollar, people can enter a drawing to win a toolbox donated by Stilly Auto Parts. Other prizes and raffles will be offered, as well. For more information, see flyers posted at Burger King and other local stores. For all those car fanatics, this is highly recommended. by Amy Miller and Melissa Sorentino The May 14 Arlington School Board meeting included an in depth presentation by Assistant Superintendent Warren Hopkins concerning new graduation requirements. The new requirements will include three steps students must go through before the end of their senior year. A Certificate of Mastery, a high school plus plan, and a culminating exhibition project are the upcoming stipulations students will have to undergo. A Certificate of Mastery is the demonstration of a student’s ability, as shown on the WASL test in the student’s tenth grade year. Students are required to receive a score of a 3 or 4 on each part of the test to receive their certificate. When preparing to move on to high school, students are set up a plan for their upcoming school career in the eighth grade. The high school plus plan is simply putting this counseling and planning into high school to help students plan for college and what comes after graduation. Dr. Hopkins said this plan will be a “fairly simple step compared to others.” Many students, teachers and community members are well aware of the final requirement. Around the nation, schools have begun to put into affect the culminating exhibition project. Schools around the area, including ones in the Everett and Edmonds districts, have already put the culminating project among the list of graduation requirements. As for our district, we currently have a separate committee working on aspects of the program. The culminating project consists of a scholarly paper requiring in depth research, and a project needing a certain number of hours, visuals and maybe even some sort of mentor. After the student completes that part of the project, they must then write a reflective paper on the positives and negatives of what they did. The last part of the project is a public presentation celebrating the time and effort put into the student’s work. If the judges at the presentation do not approve the project, the student must present it again at the next judging session. The new requirements will be put start with the freshmen class no later than 2004. This, however, does not mean parts of the requirements will not be put in place before then. Another great change coming is the simple definition of what a credit will be considered. Now, a credit is described as 150 hours of planned teaching that includes our current ninety 100-minute periods. It will shortly be molding into what a student knows after taking a course, instead of by how much time they spent in it. 8 June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 SCHOOL NEWS ‘No uniforms’ saves students once again by Ben Coms Ever wonder about the day the school’s staff will enforce school uniforms? Well, fear not. Students are once again free to wear whatever they please, as long as it is appropriate. AHS staff always considers the idea of uniforms, but seem to be never serious when it comes to using them. Principal Maureen Stanton commented “I think it is a good idea, but truly not one for our school.” Recalling through history, no one really knows whether or not uniforms were used in the past, only because it is too far back to remember and all of the staff wasn’t around. If AHS were to get (by freak of instance) uniforms, Stanton explained, “After our students revolt, I think our school would get used to it. The uniforms would have to be flexible in colors and as livable as possible. One good thing about uniforms is it would help parents that have financial problems.” The reason why AHS doesn’t have uniforms is that it would be a big time issue and since it’s not a huge problem; it’s not important. Staff and teachers are always on the look out for inappropriate clothing or anything that may be considered as inappropriate. A simple matter of common sense should come in effect with students when it comes to wearing clothes. As a student, I have experienced school uniforms, and I hated them. I’m glad we don’t have them here, but I value the respect towards what teachers and staff dislikes. Just shows how laid back we have it; we shouldn’t take advantage of the system. Insight on a big problem by Leona Phelan According to Ten Things you need to know about HIV/AIDS, “ AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome) is a serious disease that spreads across the world. Not a single country is AIDS free. By 1994, 17 million people were infected with HIV, and 4 million were suffering from AIDS.” Imagine how many people are infected now seven years later. AIDS is quickly spreading. AIDS is the late stage of HIV. HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) is mostly spread through sexual intercourse (any kind) and any swapping of bodily fluids. It can be spread through any blood to blood contact, mother to child, sharing needles, and very rarely through a blood transfusion. Important information to know is how HIV is not spread. It can not be spread through casual contact. HIV can not live outside the body. It is not spread through sharing food or water, sneezing, or toilets. Mosquitoes or other insects definitely can’t spread HIV. HIV and AIDS are to be taken very seriously and if anyone thinks they may be infected they need to be tested every three months for a year to be absolutely sure if they are infected or not. All information in this article was found in the AIDS packet, Ten things you need to know about HIV/AIDS, handed out to students during AHS’s AIDS awareness presentations Scooten our future along with Scooter by Angela Fuller Mr. Jim Bassett, along with Senior Brett Burton, has done it again! A new program for AHS students has been created. Scooter enables students to access their student files from any computer location. This program was made in three days by Mr. Bassett. One of the main reasons why he decided to make this program was from the urging of Mrs. Alice Smithson. She wanted her students to be able to work at home and at school with the ability to access their student files. The program is named Scooter after Mr. Bassett’s dog and also because, “Scooter is a file scootin’ utility that scoots files along.” Scooter can be found on the main web site of the school. The address is eagles.asd.wednet.edu. After clicking on the Scooter icon a screen will pop up asking for your student number and password. i.e. Student number: s2223, password: 12121981 (Birth date). Then it will ask for the student’s number again and his/her Basmati password. i.e. Student number: 2223, password (Basmati password). After being accepted, click on downloads to retrieve files or uploads to save to student files. Scooter works on both Mac and PC, which makes using it easy for everyone. A great se- Credits for Hire by Angela Fuller The end of the year is coming, and many students are down credits. This is the time of struggle for those freshmen, sophomores, and juniors who might not have the sophomore, junior, or senior title next year. Mr. Brett Sarver has a simple solution, work for a credit. Now, this may sound stupid, however, it’s a great way for gaining those credits back. Students who currently have a job can work for a credit. In other words, you are getting paid and getting a credit for it. Those interested should pick up a packet from Mr. Sarver and fill it out. The following signatures are required: yours, your parent, your employer, and Mr. Sarver. Return it to Sarver and enjoy working for a credit. At the end of one semester, 202.5 hours are required, which is equivelant to half a credit. If you work more than that in one semester, let’s say 405 hours or more you will receive one full credit. That means one full credit in half a semester. However, the only way you can work 405 hours in a semester is if you have a variance slip. Minors can work up to 28 hours a week with a variance, which is found at the main office. If you are 18 or older 405 hours in a semester is no problem. Also this summer a limit of 25 students can work for a credit. The dates during which the hours will be counted are June 22 through August 31. Because only 25 students can enter it’s a, “First come first serve basis.” Over the summer of course, minors can work as many hours as they want. curity measure is the fact that only your main folder can be seen while using this program. In other words if someone knows your passwords and log on names then they can only access documents in your s files and not any folders inside your s files. Students may have heard of or used some of Mr. Bassett’s other programs in the past. Basmati and Bolero are both used in this school. Basmati, the grade program, can be found in 50 different school districts ranging from Florida to Alaska. “Basmati, like Linux is free,” Mr. Bassett stated boldly about his open source program. Bolero, a scheduling program, can be found in seven school districts in Washington. OPINION Editorial AIDS awareness should make us aware, not critical We’ve heard much criticism about the recent AIDS curriculum, from all walks of life on the AHS campus. It’s really easy to simply view and spout off about pretty much anything. Sure, we can all have opinions, and the vast majority of them can be construed as valid, but I despise when people are ‘expressing their opinions’ (complaining), and have failed to actually gather facts about what they’re whining about. See this less as a condemnation of those who are ‘expressing their opinions’ towards the AIDS curriculum, and more of a facts sheet to educate those who ‘express their opinions’ so that they could at least put some thought into whatever they may say. Let us first consider the choice of curriculum. The committee that chose the curriculum started meeting in December and consisted of three school officials (AHS V-P Alan Boatman, AHS Nurse Cathy Brady and Curriculum Director Lloy Schaaf), a student representative (Ashley Olds), and a community member (Rick Schrank, a pastor at the Free Methodist Church). They met until February, trying to bring this all together, so it’s not like this wasn’t planned. Mr. Boatman said the main purpose of AIDS education (besides the fact that it is mandated by state law that all students from fifth to twelfth grade must undergo AIDS education each year) is to “provide a realistic point of view” from those who have AIDS. He would have liked to bring in a few speakers like last year, but the only people they could have brought in would have been the same people that spoke to us in the auditorium. The committee felt that something new would keep the students’ attention better, so they opted for the video. Now, the video is 14 years old, and it did present a little misleading information. Contrary to the video, contracting AIDS from a blood transfusion in the present day is VERY unlikely. Last year, no cases of AIDS transactions from blood transfusions were reported. What the video DID do, however, is provide us with a realistic situation from the point of view of a teenager with the deadly virus, and how contracting the virus might affect his life. The attention he received in the video may have seemed a bit unrealistic, but in the conservative community we live in, a teenager with AIDS would most likely be under a great deal of scrutiny. I’d like to thank the members of the committee for choosing something that didn’t make me fall asleep. I am reminded of the year when ASB members came to our classrooms and read facts about AIDS off of sheets of paper. I probably would have preferred some kind of assembly. However, even if we would have been able to come up with different speakers, just think of the difficulty grouping all of those people together would present. Even last year, when we had presentations by class in the auditorium, it was very difficult to keep the attention of the entire junior class. A mass assembly would be even more chaotic, with the added difficulty of skippers. For all those who might not have appreciated the video, get together four others and come up with something that not only would keep the attention of the audience, but also would be acceptable by an extremely conservative community. Then deal with the criticism. Get involved with the things that make a difference in our lives instead of complaining about how it could have been better. Maybe then those who feel they need to express themselves will think first. June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 3 I don’t want to leave! by Runa Ruccius, German Exchange Student We have been here for three weeks, and they have been very exhausting. We’ve been to Seattle, Vancouver B.C., Winthrop, etc. It was exhausting but it was fun. We are all spending a great time here. I heard nothing but good things about the host families! All students welcomed us; they were very interested in our lives in Germany, especially in our drinking and smoking age. (I didn’t expect anything else!) “They first teach you how to drink and then how to drive,” was one of the statements make by an AHS student about us. One person who is very close to my heart is Dena Cave. She was very enthusiastic, full of energy, and I liked her smile! I would like to recognize the people who made the exchange happen: Mr. Mendro, Mrs. Webber, the GAPP program, and all the host students and families. I also want to thank the following people for their friendliness: Angela Fuller, Angela Kline, the McDaniels, Terry Allen, Joe Downing (for the words he taught me!), and everyone else at AHS. I want to say a special thanks to Arianna Engstrom and her family for their hospitality and their time they offered me. Bye! Hope to see you again soon… Flowers have arrived by Melissa Sorentino Colors seem to be blooming everywhere. ‘Tis the season for many parents to start working in their garden. Some parents cherish their gardens like one of their children. Just a few hours a day can make any dead garden come to life. Every student should take a couple hours out of their day to help do some work around the outside of the house, and then they too can enjoy the lovely work of art in the yard. If some students want to buy their parents some flowers for their garden, just head over to Lowes. So many different varieties of plants and flowers are available that you’ll never be able to make up your mind. Mothers always appreciate help once in awhile from their children and trust me, they probably don’t get it very often. Every student should try and surprise their mothers and pull some weeds before they get home, or water the flowers for them. So, students whose parents like to work in the yard and garden give them a hand and just maybe you will get on their good side this summer. 4 June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 OPINION ARLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL: IT IS SUPPLE YET FIRM Arlington High School. A place of learning. A house of education. A place where the leaders of tomorrow gather to discuss their academic pursuits in the never-ending quest for spiritual completion through the thorough enlightenment of the mind and soul. At least, that’s what a lot of people would like you to think. It is not only everything described above, oh no; it is much, much more. It is a tour de force of sensual explosions, relentlessly beating on your brain until you submit to the freshness that is AHS. “Submit!” it wails. “Submit! Submit and follow your nose to the fruity flavors of Arlington High School!” And you will heed that call, my friend. One by one, you will heed it. Take heed. Take MUCH heed. It starts off with a sight. The majestic A Building, towering over all others. You will see it’s withered and cracking frame as an inspiration, and you will write bountiful sonnets and epic stories of conquest lauding its curves and imperfections. Then you will spy a forest of portables, each more dilapidated than the last, inviting you inside with the promises of fungus to come. Oh, gentle reader, how you will swoon when you see the cavalcade of fungi at your disposal! Swoon, swoon, swoon! But all of this is nothing when compared to the bounteous, awe-inspiring classrooms inside the hallowed grounds of AHS. The books and computers of the new coupled with the windows and floors of old create a contrast that cannot be seconded by anything on God’s green earth. My word. That is all my mouth is capable of muttering at the moment. Simply, “My word.” But sights aren’t all that await you in Arlington’s highest place of learning. My heavens no. An abundance of smells of an extremely odiferous nature will barrage your nasal cavity like Hannibal’s army itself, elephants and all, and ravage your nostrils with the fury of the gods. Imagine if you will, the Valkyrie attack of the fumes of the science building. The volcanic eruption of gas and fumes emanating from the Ag Mechanics room. And the smell of fresh tator tots and french fries coming from our gourmet cafeteria. Oh lordy, how can words describe the archive of nasal delights that await you at Arlington High School? The greatest muse could not inspire me to conjure the language necessary. My word. Hooooo-eee. The sounds at AHS also conjure up divine frivolity in its basest sense. The auditory enjoyment will make your ears dance in a multitude of intricate jigs and cavortings. Your lobes will glisten with anticipation for the next crystalline block of lucid sound as it melts into your ear, and drips down your canal, like an infectious ear fungus, playing godlike melodies on the hairs of your listening device. The chirp of a nearby bird will be like wine for your nervous system, much like real wine. Yells and hollers of the school children will be the gold of your face. Or something. Because, you see, the random curse words and sexual expletives of children are the sweetest of all. And you will run the gamut of perverse and lude conversions here at AHS, from the most innocent remark to the most vulgar explosion of the most hardened seafaring sailor. You can also hear the bouncing of many a ball and the running of many a foot. Woob woob woob. Tasting AHS is like biting into a divine, ripe kiwi of freshness. Fuzzy on the outside, yet tart and tangy, and full of fruitful, juicy, tiny pomegranites of warm, soft and gratuitously funky frankfurters. And that, my friends, is a grand kiwi. Licking a nearby tree will set off the taste alarm, relentlessly wailing on you to persist in the licking, lest you be dashed upon the rocks of Valhalla. Pointy and jagged for sure. You will also find solace in the school’s selection of gourmet fried foods. From the french fries and tator tots, to the pre packaged chips and soda, any junk food aficionado will feel right at home, quivering and squealing with the utmost throes of pleasure at our vast selection. Liters of human saliva will collect upon the many floors and walkways leading to and fro, and we shall all be content. Amen. But the best is yet to come, my friends and pal-os. I have yet to touch upon the smoothness, and pure supple texture of the walls and corridors of AHS. How can I possibly convey the pure, exfoliated walls of our fine school, and how they tease the fingertips with their bumpy, asbestos-filled textures. The bushes and trees, the buttocks of your classmate, all combine to make the textures of AHS the most spiritually holistic of any place of learning I have set foot in. Compared to any other school, AHS is like the lord of the land, continually punishing its serfs with the divine whip of impunity. Much like Right Said Fred, it is too sexy for its shirt. So sexy, so sexy it hurts. Hurts so good. IT’S THAT GOOD. OH MY WORD. So, I have depleted my supply of big words and euphemisms on this one essay. Just because I love this school that much. This school will forever be in my mind as one that assaults the senses without pause or mercy, and my learning box will forever be filled to the brim with juicy tidbits of intellect, and gooey centers of reasoning. Good bye, AHS… I will miss licking your walls. Emily Hoffman singing “The Wind Beneath my Wings”. Michele Grieci with her accompanists closing the show by singing, “I Hope You Dance”. Tom Johnson accepting a large check from the United States Navy ROTC. THE END. BY DAN C. Kyle Stemmer accepting an award from Deca advisor, Karen Timken. Senior Recognition Recognizing Night outstanding seniors by Khale Wallitner Senior awards night was held on May 21, at 7p.m. in the AHS auditorium. Post celebrations were held in the commons, which consisted of punch and congratulations cake. As people were getting settled in for the ceremony, the jazz band was performing welcoming music that led to the introduction of the awards by AHS Principal Maurene Stanton. Following the introduction, numerous awards were given to the qualified students. Everything from the National Merit Award to the armed services had representatives from their branch to present their awards. Senior Tom Johnson received a full ROTC scholarship worth $90,000. A brief break from the awards was given to soloist Emily Hoffman and pianist Aurora Wells as they played The Wind Beneath My Wings. After the musical performance, individual awards were handed out. Both Kayla Burt and Cambrielle Jensen received full rides to the University of Washington for a period of five years. After a few more scholarships were given by the community, the music selection I Hope You Dance dedicated by the staff to the class of 2001, was performed by Michelle Grieci, Angela Branscome, Roxanna Mattson, Emily Hoffman, Joel Lee, Steve Williams and accompanist Chihiro Ashkago. The total amount of money given to AHS seniors won’t be counted until about a week prior to graduation, yet it is estimated that the total given in grants, awards and scholarships is over a half of a million dollars. Mrs. Shatz in a group hug with a couple of her favorite students. Joe Osmundson and Jamie Higbee accepting an award from Mr. Ed Aylesworth. Katie Struiksma accepting an award from AHS Principal, Mrs. Stanton. 6 June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 REVIEWS Behold the power The Mummy returns, high-tech by Darren Wilson of Shrek The Mummy has returned, but this time artifacts being uncovered and an endless by Katie Struiksma What do you get when you cross an ogre, a princess and the directing genius of Andrew Adamson and Victoria Jenson? The new animated movie Shrek, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow, that is in theaters now courtesy of DreamWorks. Shrek is the story of a giant, green ogre, voiced by Myers, who is unwittingly enlisted to rescue Princess Fiona (Diaz) for Lord Farquatt (Lithgow). Lord Farquatt is a fairytale-hating, wannabe king, who knows the only way to become a real king is to marry a princess. A lovable, though pesky, talking donkey (Murphy) befriends Shrek and accompanies him on his journey. The donkey possessed the same flair for humor as his human counterpart Murphy, and wrapped up his role in the film when he said, “Before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.” The story of Shrek is presented in superior animation quality and is backed up by a killer soundtrack. The story line is surprising and highly entertaining, and even has a few stolen scenes from famous movies like The Matrix and Babe, as well as some classic Disney films. Shrek’s journey is humorous and heartwrenching, as the cynical ogre struggles with being accepted. “I’m not the one with the problem; it’s the world that seems to have a problem with me,” Shrek confessed to his donkey friend at the climax of the movie. Shrek, the donkey and all the other kooky characters ooze with quick wit and irreverent humor. Many famous fairytale characters make appearances throughout the movie, such as the seven dwarfs, the three bears, Pinocchio, Robin Hood and the Gingerbread Man. Even the Mirror, Mirror on the Wall and Snow White provide cameos. Beauty is truly in the eyes of the beholder in Shrek, which is rated PG and runs 89 minutes. This is my new favorite movie and I would recommend it to all ages. Shrek described this movie’s quality best when asked by the princess what kind of knight he was: “One of a kind.” Don’t’ wait for video, go see Shrek in theaters now. is probably leaving with less money than before. A movie with the special effects of this one must have cost a fortune to make. High-tech graphics almost seemed out of place in a movie that is set in the 1930’s. The Mummy Returns is the sequel to the movie The Mummy, and for the most part follows the same plot, but sadly more time was spent on special effects than on the story line. Brendan Fraser returns as Rick O’Connell, an Indiana Jones type character trying to save the world from the evil powers of the mummy Imhotep and the Scorpion King (The Rock). With the help of his wife, played by Rachel Weisz and some friends from the first movie, they must fend off the mummy and armies of other evil forces. Most of the story is similar to an Indiana Jones movie, with ancient secrets and supply of bad guys appearing who couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper sack. Some things in the movie get a little repetitive and annoying. Typical action hero phrases are often said, becoming a little corny after a while. Every battle featured modern style guns and even though Rick and his wife were shot at hundreds of times, not one of the bullets ever hits them. The special effects in this movie were amazing. Egyptian civilizations were brought back to life and looked very realistic due to computer graphics. When the movie was over, I was left wondering how a movie with so many effects could actually make a profit after everything was done. If one is a fan of the first movie or is really into cool effects, the $8 theatre fee should be well worth the money. It doesn’t live up to the original mummy, however, and other movie viewers should wait and rent it. Hey, watch it! That’s My Bush Torn Thread is enthralling holocaust novel by Josh Calendine A parody of family prime time TV shows, spun off of the likes of Family Matters; Full House and All in the Family; That’s My Bush takes prime time to a whole new level. That’s My Bush contains great moral and political dilemmas. From euthanizing his cat Pun’kin to executing a prisoner, President Bush (played by Timothy Bottoms) goes through his term of office finding out what he really stands for, while at the same time, making himself into a complete jerk. Timothy plays the part of the President that Hollywood has put forth. He has no idea what is going on and needs to be spoon-fed three times a day (this in no way reflects the real President). All in all, this show is well done. It makes the viewer appreciate what the president does, makes Dubbya more likeable and allows the audience to split a rib with its rude and crude humor. The program airs on Comedy Central at 10:30 pm. by Leona Phelan Torn Thread, written by Anne Isaacs, is a true story as told by Eva, Anne Isaacs’ mother in law. The book is 184 pages, and 21 chapters long. It makes for a very easy and short read for anybody looking for a book to read on a weekend. Torn Thread starts out in 1943 during World War II and is the story of a twelveyear-old Jewish girl’s life. Eva and her sister are torn away from their father and the Jewish ghetto attic in Bedzin, Poland where they live. They are taken to a Nazi work camp, where Eva has to spin thread to make blankets and uniforms. Eva’s sister is ill quite a bit during the book. Eva’s story is a horrific telling of her life in a Nazi work camp and explains the struggle and pain Jewish people had to go through to live an extra day. I won’t tell what happens to Eva and her sister, but I’ll guarantee that this book is moving and well-written, and everyone should read it. SCHOOL NEWS June 1, 2001 Volume #14 Issue #17 5 Street racing crack down by Chad Roberson Unbeknownst to most people, street racing has become very popular with today’s youth and the occasional old-time hotroders. At many places around here, people meet up and go racing. The race consists of five main keys: flat road, good lighting, flagers, racers, and, most importantly, the police look out. In the last few months, the police lookouts have been letting the racers down. On Sunday, February 18, a major illegal drag strip was busted, people were arrested, and cars were impounded. Another strip in Everett was put on the State Troopers nightly patrol routes about three weeks prior to the bust in Seattle. The same night as the bust a 47-year-old man was killed because his Nissan 240 sx didn’t make the corner at the end of the street strip. Police have been breaking up other local strips in Everett, but there had never been any racing related arrests until Sunday night. The crack down on street racing has gone to the point that the police usually meet them at the gathering point or on the race strips. The busts will only get larger and larger as the weather changes and summer comes around. A local racer named Travis Zimmerman said, “We are in desperate need of a new race strip in a new town. Every cop in Everett knows what we’re doing and where we’re doing it. I think that they are scouting out places that we could race.” If caught racing, the minimum fine is $355 and on up to $1000. On top of that, a person can get up to 90 days in jail. The fines and jail time are not just for the racers, it’s for anyone who “Aid or abet in any motor vehicle speed contest”, according to racing laws 23109, speed contests. This includes flagers and spectators. Other towns in the northwest have been having the same problems. The town of Gresham is renting a track for the street racers to race legally. They also said that the towns 1992 Camaro patrol car might come out and race. The Sargent claims that this is why the racers won’t be running from the cops, but running with the cops on the rented track. Rumor has it that the Tulalip Indian reservation in Marysville plans on building a strip and an oval track. This will help slow down the street-racing scene. The racing craze has left the states to other countries such as Australia and Japan. In Australia, the racing has gone so far as to have moving blockades on the major north south freeway of the East Coast. The racers start from a rolling start in front of a group of cars that are slowly driving down the freeway to block cars for a track. They also have spotters with cellphones looking for cops on the over pass. Lately, the import scene has been the main problem for the police. They have run out all the old time racers just by sheer number of cars. The imports will show up with over 100 cars and run from the police all night long. Their typical night is: stop the race for about a half an hour, get run out by the police, go to a different spot and it all happens over again. The imports have taken AHS bands get busy again by Kelsi Andrews The end of the school year is winding down. For most students, it’s a time to stop and relax. For band students, it means more work and it doesn’t slow down until the 4th of July. The marching band has held two marching rehearsals recently. The band was also in the Memorial Day parade and will be marching in the local competitive parade that runs during the Salty Sea Days festival. The jazz band recently played at Senior Awards Night and is anticipating graduation. The concert and symphonic bands will be featured before and during commencement activities. Summer doesn’t begin for Director John Grabowski or his students until after the Fourth of July parade because of marching rehearsals and the parade itself. Current freshmen through juniors and upcoming freshmen will be required to march in the parade if in town. over everywhere. It is few and far between to find the old time American V8 racers. V8 racer Ryan Hanson said, “The only American car an import can beat is a Mustang.” The police are back in full force, because the weather is changing and the racing is starting to pick up. Local races were threatened with trespassing fines and were informed that if they were caught again they would be arrested for trespassing, and participating in illegal street racing. Everett Police said “ Are you aware that this is privet property and if I catch you back here again you will be arrested. Also if there is any racing you will also be arrested.” Movie Review Too good to Blow by Kayleen Doggett Blow is the true story of a drug king in the 1970’s and 80’s. George Jung turned America onto cocaine when he became the first U.S. distributor. Jung, played by Jonny Depp, travelled from his troubled, poor boy life style and started up his pot dealing days, enjoying the easy money. He then turned into the millionaire cocaine trafficker for the Colombian Medallion cartel. Jung was repeatedly busted, and it began to destroy his family and love life. Jung makes a promise to his daughter that he is going to straighten up and take her to California. Jung was very sincere about this promise and had all intention of keeping it. His promise quickly gets broken when trying to make drug deal, to have a little money to take his daughter to California. This was a very touching movie. It’s a good movie but save a little money and go see a matinee.
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