Everything We Ever Needed to Know We Learned from Dr. Seuss.

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To Selfie, Or Not To Selfie: That Is The Question.
Whether
Jonathan,
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digital form or
just looking for the
really
perfect, “Haha, I’m
exists!
on the beach and
you’re at work” social
media post, there’s
little doubt that selfies
are the stuff that this
decade is made of.
Can selfies be cute? Sure.
Occasionally obnoxious (like 9,472 daily pics of what folks ate for dinner)?
You bet. But did you know that there
are some places that selfies are actually illegal?
SURE IT’S CUTE… BUT IS IT
SAFE?
Last November, a woman died in
Spain when she slipped and fell
off a bridge while trying to take
a selfie. And in August, a couple
fell from a cliff in Portugal trying
to capture the perfect selfie from the edge.
Dangerous conditions have prompted a
slew of laws banning certain selfies.
Among the banned pics:
1. Taking a selfie with a tiger is illegal in
New York state. Apparently, this followed a rash of men taking such snaps
to impress the ladies on dating sites.
(Really, guys? REALLY?)
2. Any digital recording of the running of
the bulls in Spain is fine-worthy - to the
tune of $4000. Last year, a runner
had to fork over just that when he
snapped the world’s most dangerous
selfie. While running.
KEEP YOUR FOCUS… AND NOT WITH
THE CAMERA
Religious leaders have expressed their distaste with the number of Muslims posting
selfies at the holy site of Mecca.. They
surely were not impressed with the number
of religious faithful who thought that nothing says ‘thoughtful reflection’ like a prayer
selfie.
AND FINALLY, LEAVE IT TO THE FRENCH
In classic French style, a section of La Garoupe, a popular beach in Southern France,
has been designed a ‘No Braggy Zone’ as in, ‘Let’s not rub our joyous
relaxation in the face of the
poor schlubs who are chained to
a desk at the moment’! The
beach has been known to be
patrolled by police shutting
down selfie-taking.
Research even shows that we’re
missing out on the emotional and
memory connection to moments in our lives
when we are too obsessed with the perfect
shot. So next time you reach for your
phone (in 24 seconds, if you’re like 90%
percent of people in developed countries),
reach for the person next to you. And
make the most of a moment, not a post!
Everything We Ever Needed to
Know We Learned from Dr. Seuss.
Celebrate Dr. Seuss’ 111th birthday on March 2nd! Start
with a few of our favorite quotes:
“You’re off to great places! TODAY is your day! Your
mountain is waiting… so get on your way!”
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is
going to get better. IT’S NOT.”
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those
who matter don’t mind.”
“To the world you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.”
TRIVIA
QUESTION
How old would Dr. Seuss be on
his birthday this year?
A. 86
B. 94
C. 117
D. 111
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