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Uncle-B + Auntie-E + J-Dog
1. Uncle B + Auntie E + J-Dog
2. Peanut Butter Attack
3. The Seatbelt Song
4. Fruits + Vegetables
5. The Fox
6. The Alphabet Song
7. Froggy Went a Courtin’
8. Don Gato
9. I Bought Me a Cat
10. The Toothbrush Song
11. The Marching Song
12. The Goodnight Song
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Silly General's Warning:
Contents may cause giggles
except The goodnight song
which may cause drowsiness
Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog
(by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog)
Uncle B & Auntie E & J-Dog
There sure is lots of fun for me and you
Uncle B & Auntie E & J-Dog
Some songs we sing are old and some are new
Uncle B & Auntie E & J-Dog
There sure is lots of fun for me and you
Uncle B & Auntie E & J-Dog
We really hope that you’ll be singing too!
We’ll laugh & sing & play & BARK
We’ll dance around & BARK, BARK, BARK
There’s a smile for a mom, a smile for a dad
The only thing that you don’t get to be is sad!
I’m Uncle B, I’m Auntie E, that’s J-Dog
We have ourselves some fun it sure is true!
Uncle B & Auntie E & J-Dog
We really hope that you’ll be singing too!
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Peanut Butter Attack!
(by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog)
There’s something special about a nut you know
It’s not so special ‘till you squish it though!
Make it crunchy or make it smooth
Either way I’m in the mood for a …
Peanut Butter Attack! (clap, clap)
That’s what I like for a snack
Peanut Butter Attack! (clap, clap)
That’s what I like for a snack
There’s something special about a fruit you know
It’s not so special ‘till you squish it though!
Could be grape or strawberry too
Any kind of fruit will do ‘cause…
Jelly is a good goo (clap, clap)
That I really like too!
Jelly is a good goo (clap, clap)
That I really like too!
There’s something special when you mix the two
Peanut butter and the jelly goo
Bread for me and toast for you
It’s so yummy when we chomp and chew!
Peanut Butter Attack! (happy hands)
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The Seatbelt Song
(by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog)
Lookin’ out the window as we drive on by, liftin’ our hand and waving “hi”
Lookin’ out the window as we drive on by, liftin’ our hand and waving “goodbye”
Strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in your seatbelt (4x)
Grab the strap across, stick it in the slot,
Keep on pressin’ on it ‘til you hear it CLICK!
Strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Doing our chores, going to the store, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Gettin’ in the car, going near or far, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Lookin’ out the window as we drive on by, liftin’ our hand and waving “hi”
Takin’ me to school, going by the pool, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Gettin’ in the car, going near or far, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Loungin’ in my carseat, lookin’ outside, liftin’ our hand and waving “goodbye”
Strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in your seatbelt (2x)
Grab the strap across, stick it in the slot,
Keep on pressin’ on it ‘til you hear it CLICK!
Strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in your seatbelt (2x)
Fillin’ up the tank, going to the bank, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Drivin’ over hear, drivin’ over there, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in your seatbelt (4x)
(Lookin’ out the window as we drive on by, Liftin’ our hand and waving “hi”
Lookin’ out the window as we drive on by, Liftin’ our hand and waving “goodbye”)
Grab the strap across, stick it in the slot,
Keep on pressin’ on it ‘til you hear it CLICK!
Strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in your seatbelt (2x)
The radio’s on, we’re singin’ along, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
Drivin’ over hear, drivin’ over there, strappin’ on in your seatbelt
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Strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in, strappin’ on in your seatbelt (4x)
(Lookin’ out the window as we drive on by, Liftin’ our hand and waving “hi”
Lounging in my carseat lookin’ outside, Liftin’ our hand and waving “goodbye”)
If you’re too small, just grab your Ma or Pa,
And they’ll strap in your seatbelt!
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Fruits & Vegetables
(by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog)
(sing your favorite fruits & vegetables)
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
Eat them every day!
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
Can’t you hear mom say?
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
They will make you strong!
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
(more favorite fruits & vegetables)
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
Eat them every day!
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
Can’t you hear dad say?
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
They will make you strong!
Fruits & vegetables, fruits & vegetables
Eat them all day long!
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The Fox
(old folk song)
Well the fox went out on a chilly night, he prayed for the moon to give him light
He had many a mile to go that night, before he’d reach the town-o, town-o, town-o
He had many a mile to go that night, before he’d reach the town-o
Well he ran ‘till he came to a great big bin
Where the ducks and the geese were kept therein
He said “a couple of you are gonna grease my chin,
Before I leave this town-o, town-o, town-o”
He said “a couple of you are gonna grease my chin,, before I leave this town-o”
Well he grabbed a gray goose by the neck, and he threw a duck across his back
He didn’t mind their QUACK, QUACK, QUACK
And their legs all danglin’ down-o, down-o, down-o
He didn’t mind their QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, and their legs all danglin’ down-o
Then old Mrs. Flipper Flopper jumped out of bed
And out of the window she stuck her head
She said “get up John the gray goose is gone
And the fox is on the town-o, town-o, town-o”
She said “get up John the gray goose is gone, and the fox is on the town-o”
So John he ran to the top of the hill, and he blew his horn both loud and shrill
The fox, he said “I better flee with my kill
Or soon they’ll be on my trail-o, trail-o, trail-o”
The fox, he said “I better flee with my kill, or soon they’ll be on my trail-o, trail-o, trailo”
So the fox he ran to his cozy den, and there were his little ones 8, 9, 10
They said “Daddy, daddy better go back again
‘cuz it must be a mighty fine town-o, town-o, town-o”
They said “Daddy, daddy better go back again, ‘cuz it must be a mighty fine town-o!”
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Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff
Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk
Ll Mm Nn Oo
The Alphabet Song
(by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog)
The Alphabet
ABCDEFGHIJ KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
The Vowels
A E I O U and sometimes Y
Numbers
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20
21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30
31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40…
Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt
Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz
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Froggy Went a Courtin’
(old folk song)
Froggy went a courtin’ he did ride (hmm, hmm) , Froggy went a courtin’ he did ride (hmm, hmm)
Froggy went a courtin’ he did ride, Sword and pistol by his side (hmm, hmm, 3x)
He rode up to Miss Mousy’s den (hmm, hmm) , He rode up to Miss Mousy’s den (hmm, hmm)
Rode up to Miss Mousy’s den , Said “Please Miss Mousy won’t you let me in?” (hmm, hmm, 3x)
“Yes, Sir Frog, I sit and I spin (hmm, hmm), “Yes, Sir Frog, I sit and I spin (hmm, hmm)
“Yes, Sir Frog, I sit and I spin, So Mr Froggy won’t you walk in? (hmm, hmm, 3x)
Frog said “my dear I’ve come to see (hmm, hmm) , Frog said “my dear I’ve come to see (hmm, hmm)
Frog said “my dear I’ve come to see , If you Miss Mousy will marry me?” (hmm, hmm, 3x)
“I don’t know what to say to that (hmm, hmm), “I don’t know what to say to that (hmm, hmm)
“I don’t know what to say to that, I’ll have to ask my Uncle Rat!” (hmm, hmm, 3x)
When Uncle Rat came ridin’ home (hmm, hmm), When Uncle Rat came ridin’ home (hmm, hmm)
When Uncle Rat came ridin’ home, Said “Who’s been here since I’ve been gone? (hmm, hmm, 3x)
“A fine young froggy has been here (hmm, hmm), “A fine young froggy has been here (hmm, hmm)
“A fine young froggy has been here, And he means to marry me it’s clear” (hmm, hmm, 3x)
So Uncle Rat rode off to town (hmm, hmm), Uncle Rat rode off to town (hmm, hmm)
Uncle Rat rode off to town, To buy his niece a wedding gown (hmm, hmm, 3x)
What will the wedding supper be? (hmm, hmm) What will the wedding supper be? (hmm, hmm)
What will the wedding supper be? A fried mosquito and a roasted flee! (hmm, hmm, 3x)
First to come in was a bumble bee (bzz, bzz), First to come in was a bumble bee (bzz, bzz)
First to come in was a bumble bee, Bouncin’ a fiddle upon his knee (bzz, bzz, 3x)
Next to come in was a tiny, little flee (hmm, hmm), Next to come in was a tiny, little flee (hmm, hmm)
Next to come in was a tiny, little flee, To dance a jig for the bumble bee (hmm, hmm, 3x)
Next to come in was a big black snake (sss, sss), Next to come in was a big black snake (sss, sss)
Next to come in was a big black snake, Passin’ around the wedding cake (sss, sss, 3x)
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Frog and the mouse they went to France (hmm, hmm), Frog and the mouse they went to France
(Bonjour!)
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Don Gato
(old folk song)
Oh Señor Don Gato was a cat
On a high red roof Don Gato sat
He went there to read a letter (meow, meow, meow)
Where the reading light was better (meow, meow, meow)
Twas a love note for Don Gato
“I adore you,” wrote the lady cat
Who was fluffy, white, and nice and fat
There was not a sweeter kitty (meow, meow, meow)
In the country or the city (meow, meow, meow)
And she said she’d wed Don Gato
Well Don Gato jumped so happily
He fell off the roof and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers (meow, meow, meow)
And his little solar plexis (meow, meow, meow)
“Ay Caramba!” cried Don Gato
So the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation (meow, meow, meow)
About how to save their patient (meow, meow, meow)
How to save Señor Don Gato
But in spite of everything they tried
Oh Señor Don Gato up and died!
Oh it wasn’t very merry (meow, meow, meow)
Going to the cemetery (meow, meow, meow)
For the ending of Don Gato :(
When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of fish was in the air
Though the burial was slated (meow, meow, meow)
He became reanimated (meow, meow, meow)
He came back to life Don Gato! :)
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I Bought Me a Cat
(old Appalachian folk song)
I bought me a cat, my cat pleased me, fed my cat under yonder tree
My cat says, “Fiddle-i-fee”
I bought me a hen, my hen pleased me, fed my hen under yonder tree
My hen says, “shimmy-shack, shimmy-shack”, My cat says, “Fiddle-i-fee”
I bought me a duck, my duck pleased me, fed my duck under yonder tree
My duck says, “quack, quack”, My hen says, “shimmy-shack, shimmy-shack”,
My cat says, “Fiddle-i-fee”
I bought me a goose, my goose pleased me, fed my goose under yonder tree
My goose says, “hissy, hissy”, My duck says, “quack, quack”, My hen says, “shimmyshack, shimmy-shack”, My cat says, “Fiddle-i-fee”
I bought me a dog, my dog pleased me, fed my dog under yonder tree
My dog says, “bow, wow”, My goose says, “hissy, hissy”, My duck says, “quack, quack”
My hen says, “shimmy-shack, shimmy-shack”, My cat says, “Fiddle-i-fee”
I bought me a sheep, my sheep pleased me, fed my sheep under yonder tree
My sheep says, “baa, baa”, My dog says, “bow, wow”, My goose says, “hissy, hissy”, My duck
says, “quack, quack”, My hen says, “shimmy-shack, shimmy-shack”, My cat says, “Fiddle-i-fee”
I bought me a pig, my pig pleased me, fed my pig under yonder tree
My pig says, “griffy, griffy”, My sheep says, “baa, baa”, My dog says, “bow, wow”, etc...
I bought me a cow, my cow pleased me, fed my cow under yonder tree
My cow says, “moo, moo”, My pig says, “griffy, griffy”, My sheep says, “baa, baa”, etc...
I bought me a horse, my horse pleased me, fed my horse under yonder tree
My horse says, “neigh, neigh”, My cow says, “moo, moo”, My pig says, “griffy, griffy”, etc...
I bought me a wife, my wife pleased me, fed my wife under yonder tree
My wife says, “honey, honey” (high), My horse says, “neigh, neigh”, My cow says, “moo, moo”..
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I bought me a husband, my husband pleased me, fed my husband under yonder tree
My husband says, “honey, honey” (low), My wife says, “honey, honey” (high), My horse
says, “neigh, neigh”, My cow says, “moo, moo”, My pig says, “griffy, griffy”, My sheep says,
“baa, baa”, My dog says, “bow, wow”, My goose says, “hissy, hissy”, My duck says, “quack,
quack”, My hen says, “shimmy-shack, shimmy-shack”, My cat says, “Fiddle-i-fee”
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The Toothbrush Song
(by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog)
I like to floss! I like to brush! I like to rinse, with mouthwash!
I like to fight, my cavities! Gingivitis? NO! It’s not for me!
Brush, brush your teeth- oral hygiene.
I brush them before I go to bed
And then when I wake up.
Sing with me!
I like to floss! I like to brush! I like to rinse, with mouthwash!
I like to fight, my cavities! Gingivitis? NO- it’s not for me!
Brush, brush your teeth- oral hygiene.
I brush them before I go to bed
And then when I wake up.
Brush, brush your teeth- oral hygiene.
I brush them before I go to bed
And then when I wake up (cha, cha!)
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The Marching Song
(by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog)
(borrowed parts from old folk songs)
(clap hands, bang drums, blow kazoos, anything fun!)
March!
1–2–3–4
March!
1–2–3–4
March!
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The Goodnight Song (partner song)
(lyrics by Uncle-B & Auntie-E & J-Dog
melody borrowed from Goodbye Old Paint)
(Uncle-B sings)
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(Auntie-E sings)
Goodnight little boy we’re going to bed
Goodnight little boy we’re going to bed
We’re going to bed, gonna lay down our head
Goodnight little boy we’re going to bed
Sleep, sleep, sleepy boy, sleepy boy
Sleep, sleep, sleepy boy, sleepy boy
Going to bed, gonna lay down our head
Sleep, sleep, sleepy boy, sleepy boy
Goodnight little girl we’re going to bed
Goodnight little girl we’re going to bed
We’re going to bed, gonna lay down our head
Goodnight little girl we’re going to bed
Sleep, sleep, sleepy girl, sleepy girl
Sleep, sleep, sleepy girl, sleepy girl
Going to bed, gonna lay down our head
Sleep, sleep, sleepy girl, sleepy girl
Goodnight sweet babe we’re going to bed
Goodnight little babe we’re going to bed
We’re going to bed, gonna lay down our head
Goodnight little babe we’re going to bed
Sleep, sleep, sleepy babe, sleepy babe
Sleep, sleep, sleepy babe, sleepy babe
Going to bed, gonna lay down our head
Sleep, sleep, sleepy babe, sleepy babe
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