“Jingle Bell Jukebox”
Christmas is comin’ and the time is right
to celebrate the season, make spirits bright.
It’s time to start the party, let the music play.
‘Cause ev’rybody’s gonna have a happy holiday
Around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox.
Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin.
Ev’ryone here has got a fav’rite song,
So gather ‘round the jukebox and sing along.
Just pu your money in to make the vinyl spin.
Come hear that Christmas music now, let the fun begin
Around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox.
Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin.
We’re singin’ “Jingle Bell Rock” and “Sleigh Ride,”
“Frosty” and “Let it Snow!,”
“Jolly Old Saint Nicholas” and some other ones that you know.
The jingle bell jukebox plays a rockin’ beat,
so find yourself a partner and get on your feet.
Ev’rybody lindy hop, jump, and jive.
We’ll shimmy shake together bring the holidays alive,
around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox.
Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin.
Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin. Yeah!
“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
You’re a mean one, Mister. Grinch. You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel,
Mister Grinch! You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Mister Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul,
Mister Grinch!
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty nine and one-half foot pole.
You’re a foul one, Mister Grinch. You’re a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk,
Mister Grinch!
(solo) The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I
quote:
Stink! Stank! Stunk!
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch, with a nauseous super naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss,
Mister Grinch!
(solo) You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
“Jingle Bell Jukebox Bows”
We’re singin’ “Jingle Bell Rock” and “Sleigh Ride,”
“Frosty” and “Let it Snow!,”
“Jolly Old Saint Nicholas” and some other ones that you know.
The jingle bell jukebox plays a rockin’ beat,
so find yourself a partner and get on your feet.
Ev’rybody lindy hop, jump, and jive.
We’ll shimmy shake together bring the holidays alive,
around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox.
Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin.
Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin. Yeah!
“Frosty Hand Jive”
F, ------ I said F - R, --------I said F – R - O, ------ I said F – R – O - S,
F – R – O – S – T - Y! Doin’ the Frosty hand jive.
Frosty the snowman, he was a jolly happy soul
with a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty, the snowman, he is a fairy tale they say,
he was made of snow but the children know
that he came to life on day.
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around.
Man, that Frosty sure is tough.
Watch that Frosty strut his stuff.
Frosty’s havin’ lots of fun.
But keep him out of the blazin’ sun.
Frosty, the snowman, he knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said, “Let’s run and we’ll have some fun now,
Before I melt away”
Down to the village with a broomstick in his hand,
runnin’ here and there all around the square,
sayin’ “Catch me if you can.”
He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop.
He only paused a moment when he heard him holler, “Stop!”
Frosty’s headin’ out of town.
Just too hot to stick around.
He’ll be back here by and by.
‘Cause Frosty is a real cool guy!
Thmpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump.
(SPOKEN) Look at Frosty go, Frosty.
Thmpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump.
(SPOKEN) Over the hills of snow, Frosty.
Frosty, the snowman, he had to hurry on his way,
but he waved goodbye sayin’, “Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day.”
F, ------ I said F - R, --------I said F – R - O, ------ I said F – R – O - S,
F – R – O – S – T - Y! Doin’ the Frosty hand jive.
Doin’ the Frosty hand jive.
(2M) Doin’ the Frosty hand jive, hand jive!
(2W) Doin’ the Frosty, Doin’ the Frosty hand jive!