The Big Read: Kroes or not, hair is a race thing

The Big Read: Kroes or not, hair is a race thing
Sep 1, 2016 | Jonathan Jansen
University of the Free State rector Prof. Jonathan Jansen during an interview on October 2, 2013
in Pretoria, South Africa.
Photograph by: Gallo Images / Foto24 / Lisa Hnatowicz
Hair is a protein filament that grows out of a follicle through the epidermis of the
skin. That's what the dictionary says.
If only it were that simple, for hair has always been politics, economics and social
status. Even the absence of hair is a social statement, just as the abundance of hair
makes a political point.
Hair it was that became one of the measures of racial classification; the pencil test still
stands as one of the more bizarre methods for separating black and white when skin
tone alone did not suffice. Deep in the emotional psyche of South Africans, hair was and
still is a race thing.
Hands up if you had an aunt who ironed her hair. You smelt the burnt fibres from a
nearby room. But that hair had to be straightened before the dance or the dinner party.
Hair straightening became an obsession for all those with curly hair, black and white,
and the chemical industry made a killing.
Print and television media had those "Wow, look at me now" advertisements of thin, fairskinned women hopping along a lighted path as their straight hair waved in the breeze
of a manufactured wind.
Many white people carried the evidence on their heads that there was a black ancestor
not-so-hidden in the closet; how else did one explain away the kroes hair? Hands up if
you had a girl at school who was taunted at some stage about her "bushy" hair. Alice,
an experienced teacher on the Cape Flats, recalls coloured teachers saying (I translate
from Afrikaans): "Those of you who don't have straight hair, go to the back of the line!"
Such devastating comments would perturb parents and spur some to action; but,
mostly, you let it slide, focusing rather on how to fortify your daughter's character for
dealing with these callous people. No wonder when the '60s and '70s came around
growing an "Afro" was a political statement against the straight-haired people.
University students in South Africa carried the new headgear proudly - black is beautiful,
was the one message; as did those black American athletes with fists raised on the
Olympic podium in 1968 - black power, was the other message.
Then came 1994 and black men took over government with a shine. Suddenly, every
male of the bureaucratic and political classes had bright, bald heads even if this
polished, distinguished look did sometimes reveal unruly grooves along a smoothing
scalp. It was about hair, even when those protein filaments lodged in the dermis were
not present above the skin. A black shiny top in a sleek black car could mean only one
thing - you had arrived.
Given our history it should not surprise, therefore, that schools stuck in another century
still make hair an issue when their job is to teach the subject matter. Hair must be short
for the boys and well-managed by the girls.
To this day one school places a swimming cap over girls' hair to check compliance with
hair policy. No, this is not simply a supposed measure of order and discipline in former
white schools; all schools concerned with dress and decorum do it.
It is as anachronistic as the rule determining the length of the hem of the school dress,
so many centimetres below or above the knee. Some teachers in Pretoria went further,
it is alleged, and even made racist remarks about the bushy hair of black girls; at that
point a regulation covering all children became racism targeting some children.
Yet hair is both threat and opportunity. Remember the shock when Bo Derek ran down
that beach in that 1979 movie 10 with, wait for it, cornrow braids. "Cultural
appropriation," shouted black American critics, but an industry in braided hair was
suddenly spawned - all the way through to Kylie Jenner's cornrows today.
There was money to be made by turning the things the privileged despised into an art
form. More than one Cape Town comedian has capitalised on this commercial
opportunity by sporting an unruly Afro on stage as part of the joke set.
Believe it not, academics got PhDs on the subject of African hair and produced
bestselling books such as Tender headed: A Comb-bending Collection of Hair Stories .
Even the Almighty got drawn into the follicle fray on social media this week. "Indeed,
every hair on your head has been counted," the Great Teacher once said. Which
means, concluded a friend, that if your hair is "deurmekaar" (all over the place), fear not
- it's just the angels doing stocktaking.
~oOo~