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NEWSLETTER
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JANUARY 2017
Hi! Welcome to an entertaining bulletin packed with jokes, games, photos and trivia for the whole family!
FUNNIEST JOKES OF THE MONTH
Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A bed. Mitchell, 9 of Sassafras.
Q. What’s type of music are balloons scared of?
A. Pop music! Amelia, 6 of Reservoir.
Q. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she’s always running away from the ball. Chelsea, 6 of Mont Albert.
MOST POPULAR GAME OF THE MONTH
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Wild West Gunslinger!
Just like you play at Luna Park or at the Melbourne Show.
Test your target shooting skills and shoot from up to 6 meters with
this electronic set imported from America. Challenge the parents.
Uses a harmless infra-red beam and makes real gunshot and ricochet
sounds. Contagious to play, watch the bottles fly!
FORGOTTEN MOVIE OF THE MONTH
COOL KID OF THE MONTH
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971).
A poor boy wins the opportunity to tour the most eccentric
and wonderful candy factory of all. Enter the chocolate world.
Andy says: ”The new version is darker and not as happy as
the original. With elf-like Oompa Loompas and chocolate
waterfalls, the original still stands the test of time.
PICK THE FLICK
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Let me set the scene about a film released in 1982…
“After his tenth big win the champ is living a life of luxury.
However, tough black boxer clubber Lang wins the next fight.
After his defeat, he employs Apollo Creed as his trainer to
regain the title”.
Sylvester Stallone played the leading role, can you pick the Flick?
Hannah, aged 11 of Knoxfield.
FAMOUS BIRTHDAYS IN JANUARY
January 03 Mel Gibson: 61 Years Old
January 06 Rowan Atkinson: 62 Years Old
January 09 Kate Middleton: 35 Years Old
January 10 Rod Stewart: 72 Years Old
January 17 Jim Carrey: 55 Years Old
January 17 Nicholas Cage: 53 years old
January 26 Ellen DeGeneres: 59 Years Old
January 31 Justin Timberlake: 36 Years Old
WHERE’S WALLY ANDY?
TESTIMONIAL
KIDS BOOT CAMP... BRING IT ON!
"Often see Andy performing in the hotels, but
nothing beats a backyard party at home.
Dancing, singing, running, catching and
laughing from start to finish. He walked in
and thirty 13 year olds were lined up doing
the limbo in 60 seconds.
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The party started the minute he did."
- Steve, Epping
GUESS THE YEAR
News
Andy
Born
Died
Movies
Paul Keating is Prime Minister
Charles & Diana seperate
28 years old
Miley Cyrus, actress
Benny Hill
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Reservoir Dogs
Television
Home Improvement
Banana’s in Pyjamas
Music
Billy Ray Cyrus / Achy Breaky Heart
Guns `n’ Roses / November Rain
Sport
Sub Zero wins the Melbourne Cup
Scott Wynd wins the Brownlow Medal
West Coast Eagles are Premiers
DRAWING CONCLUSIONS
Can you name these celebrities or the characters? Enter your answers below.
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THOUGHT OF THE MONTH
A credit card is what you use to buy today, what you can’t afford tomorrow, while you’re still paying for it thereafter.
NAMES IN ROCK AND THE STORIES BEHIND THEM
Leo Sayer
It grew from Jackie, wife of manager Adam Faith, who named Gerard Sayer ‘little Leo Lion’ on account of his
mane of hair and 5ft 4 in height.
Little River Band
They saw Little River on a road sign in Victoria and thought it sounded like a pleasant place to name the band.
Pink Floyd
Roger Waters shared a flat in 1967 in Earls Court with two friends. They had two cats called Pink and Floyd.
Although the name is widely believed to derived from a synthesis of two Georgio bluesers’ monikers, named
Pink Anderson (1900-1974) and Floyd Council (1911-1976).
ANDY’S ANTICS WORD SEARCH
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ANDY
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BASKETBALL
PIGGY CARS
DANCE
POISON BALL
DARTS
QUOITS
DINOSAUR
RELAY RACE
GAMES
TUG OF WAR
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1. Seagulls do not drink sea water? T/F
2. The most used word in written English is ‘and’? T/F
3. A tennis serve begins in the right part of the court? T/F
ANDY’S SHOWS
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4. The first day of September is the start of Spring? T/F
BRAIN-TEASER
Q. A man arrived on Friday in a small
town. He stayed for two days and left
on Friday… How is this possible?
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40th’s / Hens / Suprises / Trivia Nights / Fundraisers
A perfect party starter. Very cheeky but never rude.
Get a group together and invite Andy to strut his stuff.
A mixture of trivia, magic, adult games, singalongs and his
fast-paced sense of humour is the formula for a great party!
Party like it’s 1999, from $199.
YOUR STARS / HORROR-SCOPES
Capricorn: December 23 - January 20
For Couples, socially charged stars could send romantic sparks flying, but singles, don’t believe
sweet nothings whispered under Friday’s fickle moon. This month there’s going to be a major…
Look, I’m going to be honest – I’m grasping at straws here. Not a lot is happening for you this
month, but never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway! Just catch up on TV.
WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANDY
He was a bit of a mummy’s boy and didn’t move out of his parent’s house until his mum said he should,
‘get a life!’ ...at the age of 36!!! When he did, it was just around the corner. Nothing beats mum’s cooking!
WHO AM I?
Born 1942 in Illinois (Squint eyes, step back to best view photo)
Square-jawed with soft brown hair and sympathetic eyes which can
turn on a steely-glint when required. A bit temperamental.
Some of his films include:
1973 – American Graffiti
1979 – Apocalypse now
1983 – Return of the Jedi
1993 – The Fugitive
1997 – Anchorman 2
2012 – The Expendables 3
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ROMANCE AND AN ESCAPE FROM THE KIDS
• Create a `Romantic Idea Jar’ write 20 romantic ideas on separate slips of paper, fill a jar with them and pick one out
once a week.
• Make a toast to one another every time you hold a wine glass, make eye contact. Take turns making the toast. Whisper it.
• Hiding places for notes and small gifts…under the pillow, in the refrigerator, under dinner plate, in medicine cabinet.
• Create a customised crossword puzzle. Make the clues reminiscent of your relationship and life together; include
private jokes and funny phrases.
Memory Lane: Andy, aged 10, 1975
SHOWS IN THE SUBURBS
Last month, Andy performed in all of these suburbs... WOW!
Pakenham
Thornbury
Patterson Lakes
Bentleigh
Dingley Village
Kealba
Bayswater
Red Hill
Werribee South
Moorabbin
Sunbury
Tullamarine
Caulfield
South Morang
Ferntree Gully
Dingley Village
Lower Plenty
Port Melbourne
Mitcham
Monbulk
Phillip Island
Hampton
Strathmore
Kilsyth
Mernda
Moonee Ponds
Springvale
Nunawading
Darebin
Edithvale
Jan Jac
Springvale
EPILOGUE
For a free night out and good food, catch me each week performing in Hotel Bistro’s. You can visit my
website and click ‘ON TOUR’ for details… and a BIG thanks for your ongoing support! Andy (Andy’s Antics)
HOW TO CONTACT ANDY:
Phone: (03) 9432 0891
Mobile: 0402 091 965
Email: [email protected]
Address: 148 Main Rd, Lower Plenty 3093
Website: www.andysantics.com.au
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