Copyright © Arts for Youth
2013
Weather
By:Pickles
Monday- It will be raining cats and
dogs
during the evening and it will be
flying
unicorns at night.
Tuesday-It will be sunny for
half the day but the there is a 100%
chance of a spaghetti tornado.
Wednesday- the it will be a 2% of it
will
rain college degrees.
Thursday-all day it will rain Alicia
BananaPanthers.
Friday-Eight million rainbows will
appear all day
and night.
Today in history
by: Steph Bracket
Today in history, the city of
Baltimore was founded. It is the
largest city in the USA. It was
founded in
1729, it is
also known
as the charm
city. In 2012
Baltimore's population
increased by 1,100. The
Baltimore Orioles won the
World Series in 1983.
Grizwald’s
Adventures part
5
Welcome back to our adventure!
We’re going to start right away so
let’s go!
- Moustache Man
Bridgewater, Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Grizwald and his crew of adventurers
were cornered by the goblins when
they saw dust in the distance and
horses coming down!! it was a group
of humans! the humans wiped out the
goblins and gave the group some
horses and supplies. And they were
off again! They passed beautiful
mountains and villages, and lots of
wonderful landmarks! Grizwald
remembered how much he loved
adventure. The group of adventurers
was weary so they stopped in a village
for a feast and some rest. They were
greeted by some elves and dwarves
and were on their way the next
morning! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
AD
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Help Wanted by Dr.Doctor
Hello this is Deputy Johnson
Mcgee reporting that there has
been a man robbing those little
gummy candy things that look
like the Krabby patties in
Spongebob. This man looks like
a cowboy with a candy cane
coming at of his pocket for a
weapon. His hat is not a cowboy
hat it is a sombrero with Mexican
words hanging from the hat. He
should have a hoods milk truck
and in the back of the truck
should be bags of those little
Krabby patties that I was talking
about before. If you find him
bring him to the nearest police
station you will be rewarded
$10,000 AND you will get all the
Krabby patties he stole.
Ad
By: Purple Otter
You have seen it in
cartoons and on television but it is
finally here! Buy your own shrink
ray. This ray can get rid of all of
your bullying problems with a push
of a button. This ray can shrink
any object down to the size of a
penny. Anyone out there getting
bullied because of your height.
Buy this shrink ray for just 19.78
plus process and handling. So if
you know you need a shrink ray to
help and improve your life the buy
this shrink ray. This could be a
once and a
lifetime offer for a
rea expensive
piece of
equipment. So
everyone out
there call 555SHRINK-RAY
and get yours today!
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Bubblegum Moustache gives ADVICE
Horoscopes
Dear Bubblegum Moustache,
I feel like I am dizzy. I sent the video to
your phone so you can see. I am really
nervous because everyone calls me
Dizzy Izzy.
-Dizzy Izzy or not?
Aries (March 21-April 20) There
will be a storm of falling cows and
one will land on your head
Taurus (April 21-May 21) You will
get delicious bacon for a present
from someone
Gemini (May 22-June 22) You will
get farted on
Cancer (June 23-July 23) When
you are walking down the street a
pumpkin will fall on your head
Leo (July 24-August 23) Your
computer will break
Virgo (August 24-September 23)
You will win a medium fry from
Mcdonalds
Libra (September 24-October 23)
You will win a free IPhone
Scorpio (October 23-November
22) You will be attacked by a lion
Sagittarius (November 23December 22) Your flip-flop will
break
Capricorn (December 23-January
19) You will have bad hair day on
Thursday
Aquarius (January 20-February
19) You will be forced to wear a
dress
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
You will win the lottery
-Sleeping Bacon
Dear Dizzy Izzy or not,
I watched the videos. You sent the same
2 100 times each... You need to stop
spinning around and around. If you
want a special time to spin sign up for
dance. EVen though in dance you only
do it a few times. Your medication
should be sitting down playing on
electronics. I have never given this
subscription to my patients before. It is
usually get up and play but you my
friend need to relax. You need your
mind to be distracted! Go swim or
something!! Get better grades and
study! Be the smartest kid in school!!
(That paper says A+)
-Bubblegum Moustache
Dear Bubblegum Moustache,
You are interesting but I did as told.
Now my name is Lazy Daisy (They also
call me Nerdy Berty) because of you.
You just made things worse. Any
advice? By the way here is a picture of
me while doing my medication! I did
get great grades though so in a way
thanks! Also my test picture!
Name: Berty
A+
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Guess the Intern
The person interns is in
gymnastics .
He teaches in sports. He is
very tall.
-Dizzy Izzy, now Lazy Daisy
Dear Dizzy Izzy now Lazy Daisy, (And
Nerdy Berty)
Do both evenly. Go outside and have
fun, just don’t spin ALL the time. Do it
once in awhile like as a reward for when
your good or help charity! Also wow
you look weird, no offense. You know
what? I am quitting this job because I
am obviously not cut out for it..
-Bubblegum Moustache
The person is the director's
son.
He is very popular in camp.
He is 18 years old.
By:wreckitralph
Who is the teacher?
Top Ten
Gatorade Flavors
10 Lemonade
9 Rain Berry
8 Orange
7 Blueberry Pomegranate
6 Grape
5 Fruit Punch
4 Cool Blue
3 Lemon Lime
2 Ice Punch
1 Glacier Freeze
By Dirty Dan
Song of the Day
The song of the day is
Octavia's overture. this song is
about a pony named Octavia
she left her home in Ponyville
to go to Canterlot to become
rich with her cello music. This
song is in the gene of dubstep
and Brony beats. The living
tombstone is a musician from
Israel that creates remixes and
his own original music. His
style varies from rock through
many kinds of dubstep and
recently he has also been
recording vocals for his own
music. He has created a lot of
music for the brony
community and can often be
found collaborating with other
artists in the community such
as mic the microphone and the
woodentoaster and others. He
is one part of the brony music
group,
twenty
ten.
-brony
boy
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QUIZZZZZZ Time - Ice
cream
1. Which of the 3 basics is your
favorite,
a. vanilla
b. chocolate
c. strawberry
d. all of the above
2. do you like your ice cream
with.....
a. sprinkles
b. fudge
c. blueberries
d. all of the above
3.
what do you like in your
ice cream best?
a. reese’s peanut butter
cups
b. hershey’s bits
c. fruit
d. all of the above
4. what is your favorite kind of ice
cream?
mostly a’s - you rock
mostly b’s - chocolate lover
mostly c’s - too healthy
mostly d’s - that’s just not right
Awesome J’s
MINECRAFT
IN
GOLD
and
OUT
Squids
dog
wolf
wood
planks
ore
ingot
GOLD
diamond
splash
regular potions
potions
castle
house
Jokes
By Pin Head Larry
1. What do you call a fake
noodle?
A. An Impasta
2. What do you call a computer
floating in the ocean?
A. A dell rolling in the deep
3. What do you call a fat
psychic?
A. A Four Chin Teller
4. How do you make a tissue
dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it
Today in history
by: Steph Bracket
Today in history, the city of
Baltimore was founded. It is the
largest city in the USA. It was
founded in 1729, it is also
known as the charm city. In
2012 Baltimore's population
increased by 1,100. The
Baltimore Orioles won the world
series in 1983.
Word of the Day
By: Alicia Banana-Panther
Today’s word is time. Time is
essential to all life on Earth
(except maybe tapeworms). The
word time was made popular in
the trilogy Back to the Future.
Time is manufactured in
grandfather clocks and
grandfather clocks only. Time is
very mean, it makes people old.
One individual named Nicholas
Flamel, defied time and made a
stone called the Sorcerer’s Stone
(also known as the Philosopher’s
Stone). Unfortunately, it came
upon the hands of Lord Voldemort
and was destroyed after he tried to
harness immortality. There is only
one person currently living who
has the power to travel through
time and space, his name is The
Doctor. He went to Timelord
College and learned how to make
a Time and Relative Dimension in
Space or TARDIS which is bigger
on the inside. I hope this article will
inspire you to build a time machine
that is a DeLorean with a hover
conversion or a box that is bigger
on the inside. Pickles is currently
working a time machine that will
automatically steal cheeseburgers
from a martian Wendy’s.
Breaking News
Nintendo recently
released the Wii U
2.Nintendo says it will not be a
fail like the Wii U. Above is a
photo of the controller prototype.
It comes with a joystick for
games like Tetris, Donkey Kong,
and space Invaders. Also it
vibrates when you’re getting a
call. In other news, Minecraft
says that it is releasing an
apocalypse mode: constant
zombie attacks, limited resources,
and you can’t respawn.
by, Lord of the Gamers
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