CAPE VINCENT EAGLE, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1935
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CANINES POSSESS
VOCABULARY, SAYS
KENNEL AUTHORITY
Dogs can speak and reason, according to an article, by Henry Charles
Suter, in the American Kennel Gazette.
"The fact that mankind alone possesses the power of consequential
thought," writes Mr. Suter, "is a
pleasing, popular, but to say the
least, a somewhat presumptions notion. The truth is that animals can
be taught. Certainly, dogs can be
trained, as anybody knows. But they
also can learn much through their
own reasoning faculties and by experience and observation.
"It is not instinct alone that
teaches a dog how a door may be
opened by the simple raising of a
latch, or is It mere instinct that
makes a dog measure time. Does not
a domesticated dog, in a methodical
family, accommodate himself to the
habits not only of the household but
of the individual members of it with
most persistent precision?"
Dogs' understanding and use of
speech is explained as follows:
"There can be no question that
dogs, although they are unable to
respond similarly, can understand
many words and phrases of human
speech. Clearly, It must be accounted to some dogs that they possess a
considerable vocabulary, since many
a chance expression In an ordinary
conversation, brings an apparently
sleeping dog to animated attention.
"Since dogs can understand human speech, it must be conceded, in
a lesser degree, that we understand
theirs. For to the practiced ear, the
barking, even of an unseen dog, carries, in the variations of tone and
tempo, many diverse significances.
Surely in the expressions of welcome, fear, anger, menace, defiance,
warning, enjoyment, there are distinct and different tones.
"Were our hearing powers developed to the possibilities of the
clog, probably we should realize that
the canine language is far more
flexible and expressive than we suppose."
That Would B e
Nice
All the Way
Nuiler—So your wife has gone masculine, eh?
Voider—Say, she's gone so masculine
she doesn't even add a lot of postscripts to her letters any more.—Cin.
cinnati Enquirer.
Beg
Pardon
Government Officer—Are you marTeacher—Johnny, if five sheep were ried or single?
"Mary said 1 was two faced. 1'ou
Applicant—Married.
in a field and one jumped out, how
don't think so, do you?"
Officer—Where were you married?
"No, dearie, you're not two faced. many would be left?
Applicant—J don't know.
Johnny—There wouldn't be any left.
Xou're only two chinned."
You know your arithmetic but you
don't know sheep.
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T h e W a y of
Sheep
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Helen—They say that girl over there
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found it interfered with my more se- back.
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Youth—Evidently he must be out of
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Family
H a r d to C a t c h
Jackson—Ever pick a quarrel with
He—Yes, the bullet struck my head
your wife?
Apple—Is Miss Lemon attractive?
Johnson—No; I leave that to her. and went careening into space.
Orange—No, she is just a sour old
ghe—How terrible I And did they
she picks better ones."—Stray Stories
get it out?—Capper's Weekly.
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Bears
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horned toads' appetites were restored
by the tempting delicacy, as the
ranger had planned, but he figured
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lie found his exhibit held fast in the
blue-like solution. A warm water
bath, and a well-sanded receptacle
where they might remove the sirup
by burrowing into the dirt, restored
the toads to normal condition.
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and generous girl.
Young Man—I do, sir. And 1 hope
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