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July 2010 www.maloneyssportsbar.com Upcoming
Events
• UFC 116: Lesnar v. Carwin
Saturday, July 3rd at 9pm
• Jamaica in July
Saturday, June 10th
• Golf Tournament
Monday, July 19th
with friends, drinking beer and illegally
setting off explosives. Hell, someone in
my neighborhood has been up to the latter for almost a week now. The first one
got me real good. Thought it was gunfire
and I am not too proud to admit that I
immediately hit the deck. Of course, in
the last two days, it has become so routine that I wouldn’t flinch at actual gunfire. Gotta love those loud boomer things
that people get a hold of.
News
It’s the middle of summer already which is hard to believe with the
fantastic weather we have been having
the last few days. And apparently the
lower humidity greatness is suppose to
continue throughout the holiday weekend. The end of June also brings a close
(almost) to this year’s Dunk Tank Fundraiser. We would like to thank everyone
who came out and supported the cause.
We had a pretty successful year but we
do not have the final numbers on how
much money was raised yet. We still
need a couple people to pick up auction
items and we still have a few T-shirts for
sale for anyone who was not able to get
one that day. If you are interested in purchasing a shirt, shoot us an email at the
bar or stop by and we will let you know
what sizes we have left.
So what’s next at Maloneys, you
might ask. First up we have UFC 116
which should be an awesome fight to
unite the heavyweight titles. Then the
following Saturday, we are bringing you
Jamaica in July with fabulous grill items
and drink specials. But more about that
later from Chef Jeff. Then on Monday
the 19th we have our golf tournament
with Close Quarters. And mark your calendars because Maloneys will be closed
for the 4th of July holiday. I know we
never close but hey even our staff needs
a full day of laying by the pool, bbqing
Does this shot really need a caption?
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Lesnar defends his title against interim
belt holder Carwin. Carwin won the
interim belt from Mir while Lesnar was
being treated for mononucleosis among
other things. But anyway, Lesnar has finally made it back, is healthy and determined to reunite the belts. Carwin is undefeated and wants to remain that way.
In the prediction polls Carwin is favored
to beat the champ but he only has 51%
of the vote.
As of right now it looks like we
will be having beautiful wether for the
holiday weekend in Kansas City so bring
your stay-cation party to Maloneys and
watch these fights live from our patio.We
will have the usual Pork Chop and Mac
& cheese special that is quickly becoming a crowd favorite. And don’t forget to
try our chocolate and peanut butter with
waffle cone ice cream special this month.
It’s fantastic! (Not that I’ve been sneaking any, of course).
Golf Tournament
Some Kansas Boobtrotters . . .
Brando Commnado? and
Elizabeth with some Boobie
Tubies
UFC 116: Lesnar vs. Carwin
Finally! The fight everyone has
been waiting for. The undisputed heavyweight championship is on the line when
The Maloneys/Close Quarters
Golf Tournament is nearing and we
are expecting a full crowd. We do have
some spots open, and the official sign up
deadline is not until the 12th. However,
try to get your sign-up forms in a little
earlier this year to reserve your spot because with all the talk and buzz we have
handed out a ton of those sign-up forms.
Once again, the cost per team is $400
and the money raised will go to the John
Glaser Memorial Fund. Included in the
price is the cost of golf fees, carts, gift
bag, food, and drinks (and of course
when I say drinks I mean beer too). I’m
sure there will be plenty of booze around
for anyone who needs a cocktail. I don’t
golf but I’ve heard from some people that
a couple coldies is just part of the game...
like fishing. Wow, that’s what my Dad
was doing all those years ... He always
said he was going fishing, but he never
1
seemed to catch any... hmmm... I should
call him later. Anyway, back to golf. We
are looking forward to seeing everyone
who can make it out there and we are
keeping our fingers crossed that there is
no massive storms rolling in around 1pm
on Monday the 19th.
Letters from the Chef:
by Chef Jeff
plantains and papaya rice pilaf! And to
finish this awesome food off, I am making about five different authentic sauces
to accompany including diablo sauce,
tropical BBQ and a dark rum butter
sauce. I know I can’t give you a fat doobie that night or threaten to kidnap your
children, but I think with the daiquiris
(strawberry included of course), the food
and scantily clad woman we can give you
an awesome Jamaican experience.
Chef Jeff
p.s:. We will also be making “dirty” banana daiquiris but I’m not going to tell
you what it is. You’ll just
have to come try one.
Thanks again from Maloneys and the Kansas Boobtrotters for making this
year’s Dunk Tank a success!
“Respect mon!”
A few years back while I was
in Jamaica I didn’t have a worry in the
world. Well, maybe a few minor concerns. Mostly like is my wife really going to marry me or is this fine gentleman
Perhaps an indication of what might come a little
who’s selling me illicit drugs going to
later for Mark? Anyone need help with a table?
kidnap me or why has the swim
up bar not opened yet...I mean it’s ICE CREAM
nine fucking thirty and I need my
OF THE
Bomb of
MONTH:
the month:
morning banana daiquiri. ThankChocolate
Ursus Punch
fully my wife said yes (sucker!)
Bombs
Peanut Butter
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the swim up bar finally opened.
FOOD
DRINK
However, when I arrived back
here in Kansas City I realized no
byo wrap – $5.99
choose meat, cheese, tortilla, toppings and
more banana daiquiris and I be- 0
DOMESTIC DRAFTS
sauce to build your perfect wrap
came very depressed. Obviously 2
Served with your choice of fries or chips.
$2.25
something needed to change and 1
Turkey, Bacon and Spinach Wrap - $5.99
Smoked turkey wrapped in a tomato basil tortilla filled with fresh spinach, tomatoes, red
I was the one to do it. Several
onion, bacon and provolone cheese.
weeks later I grabbed lots of rum 7
$3.00 margaritas
and plenty of bananas along with
TACOS – STARTING AT $.99
8
$15
buckets of mexican
Your choice of beef, chicken, fish or steak tacos in a hard or soft shell.
my blender we decided to have
and/or
domestic bottles
(
a party. I’m not sure how many
Cordon Bleu Sandwich - $7.99
daiquiris I had that day, but it : Fried chicken breastChicken
topped with smoked ham and Swiss on a Kaiser roll. Served with fries or chips.
Any Beer
was definitely in double digits. I (
Smoked Salmon Salad - $8.99
$2.50
was not the only one though...it ' Fresh greens tossed in white wine dill vinaigrette topped with smoked salmon, red onion, sliced
almonds and goat cheese.
soon became very popular with
$1.00 off carafes of wine
the staff and then spilled over to 7
CHEESEBURGER
&
FRIES
–
$4.99
well – $2.25
some customers. Since then I +
(6:00
–
11:00
PM)
–
$11.99
STEAK
DINNER
calls
– $3.25
have been bothered and bothered 8
about when are we going to bring
French Dip - $7.99
DRAFT BEER
Thinly sliced roast beef topped with grilled onions and provolone cheese.
the banana daiquiris back. Well )
OF
Served with au jus and your choice of fries or chips.
guess what...Maloneys is throwing 5
Flat Iron Steak and Home Fries - $8.99
THE
MONTH
a Jamaica in July party in a couple ,
Six ounce grilled to order flat iron steak served with homemade fries and topped
$3.25
with bleu cheese butter.
of weeks on the patio where we
will be featuring these said drinks.
Along with these delicious frozen 6 Pork chop and mac-n-cheese dinner (5:00 PM – 11:00 PM) – $7.99
$15.00 Buckets:
Boneless Marinated Pork chops cut to a thick ten ounces and grilled to order.
delectables, I will be pulling the $
5 Beers of your choice
Served with creamy four cheese mac-n-cheese and sautéed vegetable of the day.
big ass grill out again and BBQing 7
$1.00 off small pizza – $2.00 off large pizza
some authentic Jamaican dishes.
Of course we will have jerked
Domestic Bottles
chicken, but we will also be grill- 6
$1.00 off small pizza – $2.00 off large pizza
$2.50
8
ing mango steak skewers, coconut
brunch
11:00
AM
–
2:00
PM
–
a
la
carte
Shots
– $3.00
rum marinated mahi mahi, fried 1
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