A tall story
My big brother is really, really tall
So when he’s standing next to me, he can’t see me at all.
His head’s above the snowline so his hair gel’s antifreeze
I try to look him in the eye, but I only see his knees!
My big brother, I wish I were like him
Cos I’m all short and dumpy and me brother’s tall and slim;
He makes me green with envy, he’s got everything and more
I think if I were big enough I’d sock him in the jaw!
My big brother is getting past his best
He used to be a superman but now he’s just a pest;
I think he’s getting past it, he’s twice as old as me
Cos next week I’ll be one and a half, and he’ll be nearly three!
Part 2
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