A Community Treasure Dear Patrons & Members, Opening day for our new wing is right around the corner. How time flies! Last year at this time we launched our public campaign and kicked off the construction work. Over 300 people gathered outside to celebrate with us. Many thanks to all who have responded with a gift to our capital campaign! Although we anticipate a soft opening of the two new theatres at the end of April, our campaign will continue on throughout the year. Please take a look inside to learn about a great opportunity to double the impact of your gift with a challenge grant from a dear friend and donor to the theatre. We cannot accomplish our fundraising goal without you! There will be many changes at the Colonial once we open the new wing; in short, your experience will change for the better! Our architectual space will be transformed and our programming expanded which means things will be a little different than you're used to, so we wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what to expect. First, no matter what film you may be coming to see or what theatre it is in, you will continue to come in under the welcoming marquee to buy your tickets at the box office. We have expanded the ticket window and doubled the area in the outer lobby so you will have a new experience the moment you walk in the door. Passing through the new glass doors into the inner lobby you will be met by one of our wonderful volunteer ushers who will tear your ticket and direct you to the correct theatre for your show. You'll either walk straight ahead to the historic auditorium, or you'll turn right and walk into the new lobby of the bank building. The first thing you'll notice, along the far wall, will be our 30 foot long concession stand serving wine and beer along with our regular concessions. Consider coming to the theatre a little earlier than showtime to take advantage of the new space and amenities, and to spend time with your friends and family. Once we settle into our new wing we will reach out to you for ideas of other treats that might be worth selling in our expanded concession area. Spring 2017 There will be signs and volunteers to help you navigate the bank building, but before you know it, you'll feel right at home making your way to the 174 seat theatre in the back of the building or the 65 seat luxe theatre on the lower level at the front. Both theatres are accessible via staircase and elevator and include multiple wheel chair spaces. There will be changes in programming too! Most importantly, we will be presenting first run art and independent films, and more of them! This means that you won't need to wait four weeks or more after a film opens to see it at the Colonial; and you'll have a choice of 3-5 films to see on any given day; and the movies will stay here longer than one or two weeks. We will also present matinees every day. Of course, we will continue to book concerts and repertory cinema (classics, cult, horror and family films) and we hope to build up those series over time. With so much happening in three theatres, we will no longer have static start times for our films. We realize that for 17 years you could rely on the fact that the Friday night show was at 7:30 and the classic films were on Sundays at 2:00, but that model will not work anymore. It will be crucial that you check our website or call us for programming start times. Lastly, with increased space, amenities and staff and the switch to first run films comes increased operating expenses and so we will need to raise our ticket prices once the new theatres are open. Our prices have remained at $9 for adults, $7 for seniors and students, and $5 for members and children for over 4 years. This Spring, ticket prices will increase to $10 / $8 / $6. Members will continue to pay $4 less than an adult ticket and we will introduce matinee pricing of $7 for adults and seniors and $5 for members students and children for our first screenings of the day. Many thanks for all you have done to get us this far. We are very excited to welcome you to the new and improved Colonial in the next couple months. Help us make this a successful transition by contributing to the Bank on the Arts campaign and Invest in the Heart of the Community! With gratitude, Mary Foote, Executive Director CLASSICS ON SUNDAYS CHILDREN OF PARADISE THE ITALIAN JOB Marcel Carné. France. 1945. 190 m. Janus. Digital. Sun, Apr 9 @ 2PM Peter Collinson. UK. 1969. G. 99 m. Paramount. Digital. Sun, May 7 @ 1:30PM “Considered by many to be one of the greatest films ever made, this intensely romantic melodrama wonderfully re-creates the teeming excitement of the early 1800s – both for the French theatre as well as Paris’ Boulevard du Crime. In a complicated series of events, the film follows the interlocking fates of four central characters: Frederick (Pierre Brausseur), a haughty actor who communicates through words; Baptiste (Jean-Louis Barrault), a sensitive pantomimist; Garance (Arletty) an elusive glamourous woman of easy virtue who stands between them and the fourth character, a murderous thief. Using the theatre as a metaphor for life, the Jacques Prévert-scripted story is a richly entertaining, immense masterpiece of postwar cinema.” (TLA Video Film Guide, 2003) "Michael Caine stars as a crafty, impish career criminal whose swinging credentials are established by his itinerary upon leaving prison: a trip to his tailor, the recovery of his sports car, and a visit to a swanky hotel room filled with fetching women of ill repute. Caine then sets about orchestrating an ambitious heist involving millions in gold; a computer-engineered traffic jam; red, white, and blue MINI Coopers; fiercely patriotic, patrician crime boss Noel Coward (dripping aristocratic disdain in his final film role); and chubby-chasing computer genius Benny Hill. The Italian Job intriguingly marshals the contrasting talents of the legendarily droll Coward and the famously bawdy Hill, who by all rights should cancel each other out. But the historic meeting of the minds never materializes–the two titans of British comedy have no scenes together. Quirky casting and a hip Quincy Jones score help set The Italian Job apart, but the casting of the film's ON THE TOWN automobiles is arguably more integral to its success than the casting of Stanley Donen. US. 1949. NR. 98 m. its human characters. The MINI Cooper is a delightfully preposterousWB. Digital. looking vehicle, and the filmmakers ratchet up its ridiculousness by Sun, Apr 23 @ 2PM having it do things no car should. The Italian Job only begins to live up to “A grand, energetic and immensely enjoyits revered British reputation in its last half hour, when its scene-stealing able adaptation of the popular Broadway musical. With a score by Leonard Bernstein cars take center stage in an exhilarating car chase that sends them racing through water and tunnels, and even up the roof of a building. As a comic and a book by Betty Comden and Adolph heist film, The Italian Job is diverting, though slight. As a feature-length Greene, directors Kelly and Donen have opened up, with location shooting, this exu- advertisement for the MINI Cooper, however, it's an unqualified triberant tale about three sailors on a 24-hour umph." (Noel Murray, The AV Club) pass, and of their romantic adventures in New York City. Kelly, Frank Sinatra, and MARTY Jules Munchin are the men in uniform; and Vera-Ellen, Betty Garrett, and Delbert Mann. US. 1955. NR. 90 m. Ann Miller are the women with whom they meet and fall in love.” (TLA MGM. 35mm. Video Film Guide, 2003) Sun, May 14 @ 1:30PM “Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some QUEEN CHRISTINA facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, Rouben Mamoulian. US. 1933. NR. 99 whatever it is that women like, I ain't got m. WB. 35mm. it.” Stuck between giving up and selling Sun, Apr 30 @ 2PM out, Marty, a middle-aged bachelor, has an “In one of her most intoxicating perforaverage disposition when it comes to love mances, Greta Garbo radiates sensuality and marriage. His mother and family push and regal authority as the lonely but comfor marriage while his friends encourage passionate 17th-century Swedish monarch a care-free life of perpetual bachelorhood. However, at a dance Marty – who renounced her throne rather than be meets Clara, a teacher. For once, he can accept the facts and be happy but forced to wed and produce an heir. Exquihis mother and his pals have to have their say. Discouraged and hopeless sitely photographed, the film also features Marty contemplates standing Clara up. Will true love win in the end? John Gilbert as her intended, who can’t Either way you’ll find yourself rooting for him as he tries to find out." understand her reluctance and constant (Jordan Scharaga) wearing of men’s trousers. Mamoulian’s classic works as both historical epic and examination of individual expression, Garbo posed sphinx-like Tickets: $5 - $9. Schedule and ticket prices subject to change, so please at the bow of a ship is unforgettable.” (TLA Video Film Guide, 2003) confirm online or by phone. www.thecolonialtheatre.com | 610-917-1228 2 CLASSICS ON SUNDAYS A LETTER TO THREE WIVES NIGHT OF THE HUNTER Joseph L. Mankiewicz. US. 1949. NR. 103 m. Fox. Digital. Sun, May 21 @ 1:30PM Charles Laughton. US. 1955. NR. 93 m. MGM. Digital. Sun, Jun 4 @ 1:30PM “Joseph L. Mankiewicz’s magisterial, buoyant suburban drama concerns three couples and a wild card—the strong-willed, sophisticated woman whom one of the husbands used to love and whom all three of them admire, and who, to launch the story, informs their three wives that she has run away with one of the men. The couples—played by Ann Sothern and Kirk Douglas; Linda Darnell and Paul Douglas; and Jeanne Crain and Jeffrey Lynn—range from the comfortably struggling to the filthy rich, and money is central to the action. Mankiewicz presents, in flashbacks, each wife’s tremulous view of domestic discord—the resentful silence of good cheer, the cultural combat of money versus art, and overtly sexual class warfare. (The crises are worthy of Ingmar Bergman’s classics; the film could have been called “Scenes from Three Marriages.”) Mankiewicz’s writing is scintillating and expressive, but his daring direction makes it burst into life. When Crain utters the film’s most anguished line, she gives a defiant, dramatically unmotivated look into the camera, a gesture of existential complicity that became a cornerstone of cinematic modernism. Despite its emotional intensity, the film is comic, effervescently so, and its magical ending lends wit a metaphysical dimension.” (Richard Brody, The New Yorker) “A tall, handsome 'preacher' - his knuckles eerily tattooed with 'love' and 'hate' - roams the countryside, spreading the gospel... and leaving a trail of murdered women in his wake. To Reverend Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum), the work of the Lord has more to do with condemning souls than saving them, especially when his own interests are involved. Now his sights are set on $10,000 - and two little children are the only ones who know where it is. 'Chill...dren!' the preacher croons to the terrified boy and girl hiding in the cold, dark cellar... innocent young lambs who refuse to be led astray. A finely acted, imaginatively directed chiller with brooding power, The Night of the Hunter stars Mitchum in the most daring and critically acclaimed performance of his career. Spellbinding, ominous, and hauntingly suspenseful, this extraordinary film noir classic remains one of the most frightening movies ever made.” (Park Circus) ELEVATOR TO THE GALLOWS Louis Malle. France. 1958. NR. 91 m. Rialto. New Digital Restoration! Sun, Jun 11 @ 1:30PM Scheming lovers Julien (Maurice Ronet) and Florence (Jeanne Moreau) engineer the "perfect murder" of her husband. But when Julien becomes trapped in the elevator mere floors away from his recent victim, the perfect murder quickly becomes imperfect. "A terrific thriller!" - The New York Times TOOTSIE Sydney Pollack. US. 1982. PG. 116 m. Sony. Digital. Sun, May 28 @ 1:30PM “There are few actors who can communicate thinking as tangibly as Dustin Hoffman. Watching him, one's always aware of gears turning, of thought and self-awareness as exhilaratingly tactile curses thrust upon the character in question. Apart from Straight Time, no film has been as directly in touch with this forcefully internal physicality as Tootsie, which actively depends on our awareness of Hoffman's mythic reputation, most pronouncedly his hyper-perfectionism. Michael Dorsey, the struggling New York actor who turns himself into Dorothy Michaels, a headstrong, generically Southern actress who quickly takes over a daytime soap, is modeled on Hoffman and his talent as well as his legendary proclivity for collaborative difficulty. It's impossible to watch Michael, say, argue with his agent (superbly played by the director, Sydney Pollack, in the film's most explicitly meta touch) about the internal motivations of a tomato and not wonder if this is a specific anecdote from Hoffman's own working life. The tension, and the humor, of such a scene springs from it serving as a sort of subterranean mea culpa: Hoffman can play an actor having a hissy fit about his commitment to the realism of tomatoes, and can acknowledge the absurdity of such a scenario, while apparently indulging such dogged practices, nevertheless, in his actual life.” (Chuck Bowen, Slant Magazine) STAR TREK MARATHON Sun, Jun 18 @ 1:30 - 8PM. $11 - $21. Our annual Father’s Day movie marathon is about to boldly go where it has never gone before - the Star Trek universe. Kirk, Spock and the rest of the USS Enterprise crew are beaming down to the Colonial’s big screen with three of their best cinematic adventures. The three films selected are among the most highly regarded entries in the Star Trek film series. Often considered one of the best sci-fi movies of all time, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan finds the crew facing off against the titular Khan (Ricardo Montalban), a formidable foe from their past. Much lighter in tone than its predecessors Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home places the space heroes in a time travel adventure filled with lots of humor, heart and thrill. Finally, the original cast embarks on their final big screen journey in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. Continued on page 5... 3 www.thecolonialtheatre.com | 610-917-1228 YOUNG AUDIENCES A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN THE POP UPS Penny Marshall. 1992. Age 10+. 128 m. Sat, Apr 1 @ 2PM All ages. 60 m. Sponsored by PECO. Sat, Apr 29 @ 2PM "A marvelously entertaining baseball comedy inspired by the real-life antics of the all-girls baseball league founded in 1943. Geena Davis and Lori Petty star as sisters who are discovered by ever-acerbic scout Jon Lovitz. Whisked off to Chicago, they join the Rockford Peaches under the watchful bloodshot eyes of the team's overthe-hill, boozing manager (Tom Hanks). Director Penny Marshall has a wonderful sense of comic timing, and she has crafted a sweet and funny Valentine of a film." (TLA Film & Video Guide) The Pop Ups bring their unique new show “The Great Pretenders Club” to the Colonial! Featuring songs from their critically acclaimed Amazon Video special, as well as classics from their two GRAMMY nominated albums, this show takes family audiences of all ages on a scavenger hunt for the best imaginative-play games your mind can dream up! This high-energy journey transports audiences into a whimsical, educational world with Dancing Robots, a Fire-Stomping Rhino, LiveDrawing, Huge Balloons, Full Scale Puppets, even a Costume Party! This highly interactive show unfolds, propelled by award winning music, and dance beats that will catapult both young and old out of their seats! SONIA DE LOS SANTOS All ages. 60 m. Sponsored by PECO. Sat, Apr 8 @ 2PM Thank you to PECO for sponsoring our live programs for Young Audiences this year! Sonia De Los Santos spreads messages of joyful community music making and builds bridges across cultures to inspire and excite children and grown-ups of all backgrounds. Born in Monterrey, Mexico, Sonia has been touring the world, singing in English and Spanish, playing guitar, mandolin, and jarana, and lighting up the stage with GRAMMY Award–winning group Dan Zanes and Friends. For this performance, she draws on her first solo family music album, Mi Viaje: De Nuevo León to the New York Island. This sunny collection of songs reflects her experiences growing up in Mexico, moving to another country, learning about other cultures, and in the process, feeling closer to her own heritage. Tickets are $5 for YA films and $6.50 for YA live shows. Schedule and ticket prices subject to change, so please confirm online or by phone. CALLING ALL PATRONS AND SUPPORTERS! We need your help to earn a $50,000 grant for the Bank on the Arts campaign (our building expansion) by July 1st! THE WIZARD OF OZ Victor Fleming. 1939. Age 6+. 101 m. Sat, Apr 15 @ 2:30PM Two very generous, savvy supporters have challenged us to raise $50,000 from new campaign donors in four months - and if we do, they'll match every dollar raised. This means that at this time, your gift and impact on our campaign will effectively be doubled. 14 year-old organist Brett Miller will play the pipe organ before the show from 2:00 – 2:30! The Wizard of Oz is an American classic. A perfect score, highly imaginative sets and brilliant characterizations make this adaptation of the Frank Baum story a musical fantasy of the highest caliber. Audiences of all ages have been enchanted with The Wizard of Oz since it’s first release and, undoubtedly, always will be! Whether you can afford to give $50, $150, or $15,000 dollars, if you haven’t yet donated to the campaign, please help us earn this $50,000 grant by making your generous gift today. (Why not make a taxdeductible contribution using some of your annual tax refund?) MICROCOSMOS Claude Nuridsany. France. 1996. Age 4+. 75 m. Sat, Apr 22 @ 2PM Earth Day! Years from now, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you helped build the Colonial's new wing: that you were part of this historic theatre’s transformation. "Bugs! Those are the stars of this enthralling French nature doc which takes an extremely close-up look at what lurks in the woods behind your house. The camera work and patience put into the miniscule production are herculean in scale! Appropriate for all ages even though, yes, you do get to see the insects very close up and personal." (TLA Video Film Guide) www.thecolonialtheatre.com | 610-917-1228 It’s easy to donate by mail, online, via phone or in person. Call or email Mary or Emily to discuss or make your gift to the challenge at (610) 917-1228, [email protected] or [email protected]. Thank you for all the ways that you support the Colonial Theatre! 4 CONCERTS POINT ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS THEATRE ORGAN CONCERTS LIVINGSTON TAYLOR & SUSAN WERNER PETER PAN (1924) with Live Theatre Organ Accompaniment by Wayne Zimmerman Sun, Apr 2 @ 2PM. $6.50 - $11.50. Sat, Apr 1 @ 8PM. $22- $34.50. Livingston Taylor has written Top 10 hits and has toured with the likes of Fleetwood Mac and Linda Ronstadt. But to his devoted fans he’s best known for his charming and enthralling live performances. Susan Werner composes skillful songs that effortlessly slide between folk, jazz, and pop, all delivered with sassy wit and classic Midwestern charm. Experience an authentic silent film screening with accomplished theatre organist Wayne Zimmerman. TWO FUNNY PHILLY GUYS SPRING THEATRE ORGAN CONCERT Sat, Apr 15 @ 8PM. $25 - $35. Sun, May 7 @ 2PM. $6.50 - $16.50 Comedian Joe Conklin has been a constant in Philadelphia radio for Enjoy an afternoon of great music with Ken Double, renowned theatre more than 20 years with his spot-on impressions of Barack Obama, Bill organist and Skip Stine, former lead trumpet with the Harry James Clinton, Cole Hamels, Allen Iverson, Charles Barkley, Harry Kalas, Orchestra. Bobby Clarke and so many others. Fearless and hilarious, he skewers some of the countrys top politicians, pro athletes, sports executives and SPEEDY (1928) film stars – sometimes to their faces! Big Daddy has performed more with Live Theatre Organ than 4,000 comedy shows over the past 20 years, along with hosting his Accompaniment by Don Kinnier popular overnight radio show on WIP. Originally starting out as a musical Sun, Jun 11 @ 2PM. $6.50 - $11.50 comedian, Big Daddy now focuses observational comedy with stories Don Kinnier is well known throughout the about his life and living in Philadelphia. Northeast for accompanying silent films and for providing original silent film scores. MARTY STUART AND HIS FABULOUS SUPERLATIVES Visit TOSDV.org; email tosdvinfo@ verizon.net; or call 215-780-0831 for information. Sun, Apr 23 @ 7:30PM. $25 - $42.50. Marty Stuart is a five time GRAMMYwinner, platinum recording artist, Lifetime Achievement Award recipient from the Americana Music Association, Grand Ole Opry star, country music archivist, photographer, musician, and songwriter. Since starting out singing gospel as a child, Stuart has spent over four decades celebrating American roots music. His teenage years on tour with bluegrass legend Lester Flatt in the ’70s were followed by six years in Johnny Cash’s band in the ’80s, and a chart-topping tenure as a solo artist in the ’90s. Stuart hosts a Late Night Jam at The Ryman, with recent guests including Dolly Parton, Jerry Lee Lewis, Neko Case, Eric Church, Chris Stapleton, Maren Morris, Dan Auerbach and many more. CLASSICS cont'd VICTOR VICTORIA Blake Edwards. UK. 1982. R. 132 m. WB. 35mm. Sun, Jun 25 @ 1:30PM “This stylish, gender-bending, sexual/musical comedy stars Julie Andrews as a female (Victoria) who passes as a gay male female impersonator (Victor). Robert Preston offers a scintillating performance as her gay friend and mentor, Toddy. James Garner is a Chicago gangster confusingly enchanted and attracted to Andrews, who he thinks is a man. Based on the 1933 German comedy, Viktor und Viktoria, Edwards’ exuberant romp is full of snappy tunes and sophisticated hilarity. Lesley Ann Warren gives a priceless performance as Garner’s dumb-blonde mistress.” (TLA Video & DVD Guide, 2003) CARL PALMER’S ELP LEGACY Fri, May 19 @ 8PM. $29 - $44.50. Sadly the recent death of Keith Emerson has sparked renewed interest in Emerson, Lake and Palmer; and Carl Palmer is the only member still playing this music. Palmer, who was voted by Rolling Stone as one of the 10 Greatest Drummers of All Time, is also a founding member of Asia. Since he began in the business in the 1960s Carl Palmer has sold over 50 million records and is currently celebrating his 50th year in music! Reserved seating. Tickets are non-refundable and prices do not include the $2 per ticket Facilities Fee or the $1.50 per ticket Service Fee. 5 www.thecolonialtheatre.com | 610-917-1228 FIRST FRIDAY FRIGHT NIGHT & CULT CINEMA FIRST FRIDAY FRIGHT NIGHT CULT CINEMA THE BEAST WITHIN SPICE WORLD Philippe Mora. US. 1982. R. 98 m. MGM. 35mm. Fri, Apr 7 @ 9:45PM Bob Spiers. UK. 1997. PG. 93 m. Sony. 35mm. Fri, Apr 21 @ 9:45PM "The film opens in the late 1960s with newlyweds Eli and Caroline MacCleary driving through Nioba, Mississippi on their way to their honeymoon. Their car breaks down on a textbook-creepy country road in the middle of the night and Caroline is subsequently raped by a creature out of the woods after Eli inexplicably leaves her alone to fetch help. Flash-forward to the early 1980s, and the couple's son, Michael, finds himself hospitalized for vaguely defined problems with his pituitary gland. Michael was conceived on the night of the rape, of course, and soon he's drawn back to Nioba to settle some scores while growing into his bad new monster self. ” (Chuck Bowen, Slant Magazine) "... Somehow I found myself enjoying this limp and lurid picture. Call it gentlemanly obligation. There is a swelling wave of dissent against the Spice Girls, based on the perception that they have achieved a ludicrous measure of fame and fortune on the strength of markedly limited talents. What I particularly admire about the Spice Girls, on the other hand, is that they have achieved a ludicrous measure of fame and fortune on the strength of markedly limited talents. They are the Demi Moore of pop culture. Spice World makes no bones about the absurdity of their success; if the film were any better, it would be an insult to a fine body of women. And, while it may represent a step backward in the art of cineman, it is also a splendid preemptive strike: anything you can say against the Spice Girls is absorbed and defused in the course of the picture. When the musical arranger stops their rehearsal and says, "That was absolutely perfect without actually being any good," all your defenses come down. The girls are both canny operatives and good sports, chicas firmly to the front; to expect them to display melodic genius as well would be most unfair." (Anthony Lane, The New Yorker) HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II Bruce Pittman. Canada. 1987. R. 97 m. 35mm. Fri, May 12 @ 9:45PM "Have you ever heard of The Haunting of Hamilton High? No, but you have heard of 1980's Prom Night. Renaming unrelated films to leverage franchise branding is nothing new, and that's exactly what Alliance Films had in mind when they re-titled this superior slasher for distribution. Kicking off in the killer-diller sock-hop days of 1957, we're introduced to inevitable prom queen and insufferable mean girl Mary Lou Maloney, who dupes her milquetoast fella in order to mess around backstage with a bad boy greaser. Set ablaze at her crowning moment of glory, Mary Lou returns for vengeance when a guileless teenie unearths her effects buried in a trunk. Well-loved for building and succeeding upon its predecessor- and for a keen 80's sensibility- Prom Night II promises a night you'll always remember, no matter who you go home with." (Chuck Francisco) FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH Amy Heckerling. US. 1982. R. 90 m. Universal. Digital. Fri, May 26 @ 9:45PM "If you want to know what the American teenage experience was like in the 1980s, look no further than Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Adapted by former Rolling Stone reporter Cameron Crowe from his popular novel, this classic comedy traces the highs and lows experienced by a melting pot of high school students played by a roster of up-and-coming young stars including Sean Penn, Phoebe Cates, Judge Reinhold, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Eric Stoltz, Forest Whitaker, Anthony Edwards, and Nicholas Cage (billed as Nicholas Coppola). Accompanied by a catchy soundtrack featuring 80s favorites The Go-Gos, Oingo Boingo and Billy Squier, Fast Times also features a memorable performance by veteran actor Ray Walston as the no-nonsense history teacher Mr. Hand." (Brendan Carr) PET SEMATARY Mary Lambert. US. 1989. R. 103 m. Paramount. Digital. Fri, Jun 2 @ 9:45PM "One of the creepiest and most effective film adaptions of a Stephen King novel, Pet Semetary blends the dark temptations of human frailty with the horrific outcomes that inevitably befall us when we tangle with the supernatural. When tragedy befalls the Creed family they turn to the secrets of a Native American burial ground to make themselves whole again, but sometimes dead is better. Subtle, and with a terrifying payoff, Pet Semetary will leave you longing for the safety a hug from your loved ones." (Chuck Francisco) THREE O'CLOCK HIGH Phil Joanou. US. 1987. PG-13. 97 m. Universal. Digital. Fri, Jun 16 @ 9:45PM "This year marks the 30th anniversary of one of the great high school movies of the late 80s. Director Phil Joanou, best known for his work with U2, has a unique eye and ability to build solid tension for one Jerry Mitchell. Jerry is your average high schooler who unfortunately upsets Cult films and FFFN films generally start at 9:45PM but please check our website or call 610-917-1228 to confirm. Tickets are $10 for adults, $8 for seniors and students, and $6 for members and children. www.thecolonialtheatre.com | 610-917-1228 6 FIRST FRIDAY FRIGHT NIGHT & CULT CINEMA THE MADS ARE BACK! the psychotic new kid, Buddy Reveal. Buddy challenges Jerry to a fight, today at 3PM. As the day plays out, everyone and everything either helps Jerry or hinders his escape. Will Jerry survive the day? Will Jerry rise to Buddy’s challenge? Joanou’s tension is infectious and Jerry’s plight is one we can all sympathize with. Trust us, the climax rivals the greatest of cinematic gladiatorial confrontations." (Bob Trate) Sat, May 20 @ 8PM . $25 - $30. Join Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Frank Conniff and Trace Beaulieu as they screen some of the worst movies ever made and riff them live in the same style as the Peabody Awardwinning TV series. The Mads will riff a film and a short, and will do a Q&A afterwards. There will also be a Meet & Greet before and/or after the show, as time allows. JAWS Steven Spielberg. US. 1975. PG. 124 m. Universal. Digital. Sponsored by Neil Spak, REALTOR® Sat, Jun 24 @ 4:30PM "There are very few films in the history of cinema that can be considered perfect. Jaws is, without a doubt, one of them. Plagued with production problems of all sorts Jaws emerged as the first summer blockbuster and changed movies forever. This is a true classic of the silver screen and one of the most quotable movies of all time. Get to the theater early because there is a good chance “we’re going to need a bigger boat." (Bob Trate) Michael Radford. UK. 1984. R. 113 m. MGM. 35mm. Tue, Apr 4 @ 7:30 PM Frank Conniff is a comedy writer and performer who began his TV career writing for the Peabody award winning Comedy Central series Mystery Science Theater 3000, where he also played “TV’s Frank,” the bumbling yet lovable mad scientist sidekick. He then went on to be a writer, producer and actor on the ABC TV series Sabrina the Teenage Witch; and a writer and producer on The Drew Carey Show on ABC, The New Tom Green Show on MTV, and the satirical series O2BE on the Oxygen Network, where he was also a cast member. He was also a writer and producer for the Air America Radio network where he provided material for on-air personalities Rachel Maddow, Marc Maron, Lizz Winstead, Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo, and Randi Rhodes. He can currently be heard weekdays 2 - 5pm on the Sirius XM radio show Tell Me Everything. In his spare time, he writes, produces and directs original musical comedy radio plays for his scripted podcast, Podhouse 90, and writes and performs in “Cartoon Dump,” a monthly stage show in NYC. We pay tribute to the late John Hurt with a special 35mm screening of 1984. “Director Michael Radford’s 1984... is a film adaptation that succeeds brilliantly. In one fell swoop, it repoliticizes the novel - translating it into terms that speak directly to the present. Paradoxically, it pulls off this singular feat not through any spurious “updating” of Orwell’s terrifying novel but by situating the novel squarely in its own period. Consequently, the film’s action can be said to unfold simultaneously in three separate time frames: the past (specifically the 1940s, during which Orwell conceived and wrote his novel), the future (as we postulate it in this decade), and the present (the mid-1980s). Emerging from the interplay between these three contexts is one of the most rigorous and faithful literary adaptations in the history of cinema - a 1984 that one feels sure Orwell himself would have recognized and appreciated.” (Jonathan Rosenbaum) Trace Beaulieu is a comic actor, writer, and performer. He was a founding member of the Emmy nominated, Peabody Award-winning, cult hit show Mystery Science Theater 3000. In addition to writing, occasionally directing, designing and building sets and props, Trace performed the puppet character Crow T. Robot, and mad scientist Dr. Clayton Forrester. He repeated these roles in the 1996 film version of the show, MST3K: The Movie. Trace wrote for ABC’s America’s Funniest Videos for nine seasons. He played a recurring character on Freaks and Geeks, and has had cameo appearances on The West Wing and Arrested Development. For six years, he toured with the original cast of MST3K in a live movie riffing show, called Cinematic Titanic. Trace is currently the voice of A.R.T. the robot on Paul Feig’s Other Space on Yahoo TV. SPECIAL EVENTS 1984 JOEL’S FRIED GOLD FILM FEST Sat, May 13 @ 3:30 - 11PM. Ticket prices TBD. Sponsored by The Eternal Order of the Golden Fedora To celebrate the life of Joel Rickenbach, The Colonial Theatre pays tribute to our beloved family member with the 2nd Annual Joel's Fried Gold Film Fest! From 3:30-11PM, the Colonial's big screen will play host to three of Joel's favorite films: The Lego Movie at 3:30PM (Phil Lord. US. 2014. PG. 100 m. WB. Digital), The Wild Bunch at 5:30PM (Sam Peckinpah. US. 1969. R. 145 m. WB. 35mm), and L.A. Confidential at 8:30PM (Curtis Hanson. US. 1997. R. 138 m. Fox. 35mm). 7 www.thecolonialtheatre.com | 610-917-1228 Association for the Colonial Theatre Association for the Colonial Theatre Board of Directors Kenneth B. Mumma, President Trish Hartline, First Vice President William M. Andersen, Second Vice President Stephen H. Kalis, Secretary Sean Maher, Treasurer Susan Berry-Gorelli Rebecca H. Bradbeer Matthew Carberry Jocelyn S. Harris Janice J. Hartmann Richard A. Kunsch, Sr. Pauline Monson Marian D. Moskowitz Suzanne V. Norris MaryLouise Sterge Staff Mary Foote, Executive Director Kirsten Van Vlandren, Programming Director Emily Simmons, Development Director LuAnn Roth, Patron Services Director Brendan Carr, Marketing Director Mark Weber, Technology & Facilities Director Scott Bauman, General Manager Ryan Wilson, House Manager Classic Film Committee Ted Wilby, Bill Roth, Lee Berger, Stephen Dabrowski, John Piljer, Brendan Carr, Chuck Francisco, Bob Trate, Jim Sakal, Kim McCall and Mike Lemon Fright Night and Cult Film Committee Chuck Francisco, Nick Lombardo, Brendan Carr and Bob Trate 227 Bridge Street, Phoenixville, PA 19460 610/917-0223 Movie Info Line 610/917-1228 Theatre Offices www.TheColonialTheatre.com [email protected] Programming Art and independent films seven nights a week Classic films on Sundays Baby Night on Mondays First Friday Fright Night Cult Cinema on Third Fridays Young Audiences Series on Saturdays (Oct - April) Live concerts presented by Point Entertainment Mission The mission of Association for the Colonial Theatre is to enhance the collective wellbeing of our region by restoring the landmark Colonial Theatre and promoting cultural, economic and civic life. To that end, ACT presents film, live theatre, music, dance and other community events in the heart of Phoenixville’s historic business district. Support the Colonial Become a member Contribute to the Bank on the Arts Campaign Frequent the theatre Buy a seat Advertise on-screen Sponsor a program Volunteer your time and talents Make an unrestricted tax-deductible gift Remember the Colonial Theatre in your will Thanks to the many volunteers who sell tickets and popcorn, plan our special events and fundraise for the theatre! The Colonial Theatre 227 Bridge Street P.O. Box 712 Phoenixville, PA 19460
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