Copyright © Arts for Youth
2013
Bridgewater, Friday, July 5, 2013
Pon Pon Penny`s
Horoscopes!
In And Out
Aries (21 March-20 April): You will
become the only person with a duck
that can train humans to behave like
cows.
In
Out
rabbit brain soup
cake
finger nail polish
on your nails
finger nail
polish on your
face
mystery
moustache
Wooly Wo!
drinking your
blood
cleaning up
your blood
chewing your
table cloth
chewing gum
pink, blue, and
purple hair
brown, black,
blonde, red,
or green hair
Katelyn (the
dance teacher at
AFY)
Wooly Wo!
Libra (24 September-23 October):
You will find a living Pikachu! Then it
will electrocute you.
banging pans on
your head
sleeping
Scorpio (24 October-22
November):Your annoying siblings will
turn into bacon. GOOD BACON!
Taurus (21 April-21 May): A giant
meatball will fall out of the sky and
trap you in there. Forever.
Gemini (22 May-22 June): A pig will
take your heart. And when a law is
passed in 10 years, you will marry!
Cancer (23 June-23 July): Your
birthday was recently or is coming
up.Happy bday! On your next bday,
your cake will be MONEY covered
instead of frosting!
Leo (24 July-23 August):You will
marry a table.
Virgo (24 August-23 September):You
will become flame resistant and live in
a volcano all alone.
pretending to die dieing for real
(at Bills
workshop and
everywhere else)
Sagittarius (23 November-22
December): Scientist will kidnap you
and perform science projects on you...
You may turn into a mouse.
Holidays
(Christmas,
Halloween, 4 of
July ect.)
using the
toilet
Capricorn (23 December-19
January): Good thing will come to you.
No literally a play called good things
will take a trip to your street to
perform.
poop flavored
lollipops
strawberry
flavored
lollipops
Aquarius (20 January-19 February):
You will become a cherished being by
the club of YummyBurgersRewards
due to your future of hacking the
rewards point database.
Pisces (20 February-20 March): You
will be a billionaire!
Newstand: 0¢
Advice
Hello there have you ever been
bullied? I will tell you what to do if
you are. First you ignore it until
they stop, if they continue to bully
you stick up for yourself and tell a
teacher. You should always tell
your parents if you are being
bullied. Never bully a bully back or
you would become a bully. Always
remember that most people bully
others for power over kids or that
they bully kids with high selfesteem because they have low
self-esteem. Also remember be a
buddy not a bully. See you at afy
-singingfantagian
HELP WANTED!!!
I need to find a clown finder. You
will have to find 13 clowns for
me.They are nasty little buggers,
they bite when you touch and kick
when you aren't paying
attention...You will be hired only if
you are brave enough
and then bring them
to Dwayne Theheck
Withit. You may
reach him at 1-508963-5403 or send a
letter to 27 Anchor
Fools Drive. Then
again you could email him at
[email protected]. After
you have found those juicy,
succulent, stupid clowns you're
dismissed have a nice life!
- Madelyn C. Treymont
Hey there constant readers! If
anyone would like to visit Kid
Blog at home, here are the deets!
Kidblog.org
Username:
[email protected]
Go To:
A place you should go to is Cliff
Island in Maine. It’s a small island
with nice beaches. There is a cove
there with a raft that tips when lots
of weight is put on one side of it.
The ocean water is more than
refreshing and can be very chilly
sometimes. By the ferry/boat dock,
there is a small ice cream/snack
shop you can go to. Just after that,
there is a tennis court and a
library. The people who live on
Cliff Island are usually very nice.
Everyone who walks by will wave
to you (make sure you wave
back!). There are a lot of places
you can go to if you are planning
to go on a walk. It is a nice place
to go, especially for a vacation
during the summer.
~Romano Johnson
GUESS THE INTERN
WITH YOUR FAVORITE
SIDEWALK, SANDY:)
1. HE IS A HE
2. HE IS TALL
3. HE WEARS HATS
4. HE INTERNS IN SPORTS
WORKSHOPS
5. HE INTERNS IN GYMNASTICS
6. HE IS NEW THIS YEAR
7. HIS NAME STARTS WITH A
8. HIS NAME ENDS IN NDREW
-SIDEWALK SANDAAYYYHey! I Forgot to put my
name in for the article
for yesterday!!!!!! Just
so you know, Capella
DeWeewee wrote the ad
on office/road supplies
yesterday!!
TOP TEN SONGS RIGHT NOW
1) Blurred Lines (never heard of
Wacky Weather
Today it will rain in sheets of
water so you can’t see
anything. Also it
will be 113
degrees today so
all of the rain will
evaporate. At 2:00 it
will rain pieces of cake.
Thursday it will be 89 degrees
and there will be globs of jello
everywhere because that night it
rained jello and then in the
afternoon there will be a tornado of
spaghetti and cows dressed in dog
suits.
Friday it will be sunny all day but
all of the clouds will look like
unicorns or lollipops. It will also
be in the high 80s and it will be a
perfect day for the beach or to go
swimming in a pool.
it)
2) Radioactive
(this song is
weird)
3) Get Lucky (don’t know it)
4) Can't Hold Us (love This
song)
5) We Can’t Stop (don’t know)
6) Cruise (what)
7) Just Give Me A Reason (i
love this song)
8) Come & Get It ( i like it)
9) Same Love (no idea)
10) Treasure (love it)
-Capella DeWeewee
Guess The Teacher!
This teacher is a girl
1. She teaches drama
2. She has a brother who is an
intern at this camp
3. She teaches fifth period one-act
play
4. She has lots of fun drama
workshops
5. She sits with the 7-9 year-olds
in the pit
SWAGGY SALLY’S STORY
PART 2
To continue my story...
The whole building started eating the
giant waffle, but, it tasted weird and
nobody knew what to do! People
thought that they should just stop
wasting their time and go do
something else! Those people left.
And after one year of trying to eat the
giant waffle everybody gave up!
Except for those kids that went to go
see that movie and that weird giraffe,
they stayed for a very long time! How
long did they stay, you might ask
yourself...? No one knows that, except
for those kids, that very weird giraffe
and ME!!! Do you want to know? Do
you really want to know?! Then, I will
tell you! Are you ready?!?! Okay,
those children and that weird giraffe
stayed for 45 years until the giant
waffle was finally gone! Crazy, right?
After that waffle was all gone the
children and the giraffe went home.
Now, remember this because it is
VERY important! The was actually
very normal to those kids! They even
saw him every single day. You didn’t
see that coming did you?! Well, now
that you have read the second and
final
part to my story I think that I should be
going now! And, yes, if you were
wondering, I am actually best friends
with “those kids” and “that giraffe.”
THE END
THANKS FOR READING!
Today in history Johnathan
Creme-Ice made the first
ice cream cone. Monty
Python also found the Holy
Grail. Let us not forget
the actor who played the first
Dumbledore, who died
tragically
of old age in 1987. Knights of
The round table? More like
bacon on the round table.
By: Baconbits
By: Eronie Insta :)
By: George Z. Figleton
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Recipes
AFY Classes
eyeball soup:
3 eyeballs, a bag of carrots, pasta,
1 finger, 2 toes, broth, and a stir,
eat up!
chocolate frog cake:
1 frog, 19 frog legs, hot fudge,
chocolate cake mix, 3 eggs, 685
sticks of butter, a frog shaped pan,
and cook at 958 degrees!
turtle apple pie:
57 turtles, 6 apples, pie pan, 6
rabbit legs, 99 cans of tomatoes,
1 jar of salt, and then put in the
fridge for 5 years. When done put
in the oven for 18 min, at 96
degrees!
vegetarian computer sandwich:
765 computers, 3 bags of oranges,
45 apples, 2 pieces of whole
wheat bread, ketchup, mustard,
pickles!
-sara spatula
Haiku
by Fire
Hydrant
Fran
ANIMATION CLAYCREATIONS COMPUTER
DANCE
DRAMA
GYMNASTICS
MASKMAKING
MUSIC
NEWSPAPER
ONEACTPLAY
RADIO
VIDEO
- Sammy T. Figgerburger
One direction is cool
wow I’m really
hungry right now
Refrigerator
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