You’re So Vain
By Carly Simon
Parody by Sing Along With HalMitch
You’re So Bain – Obama to Romney
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your
partner
They'd be your partner, and
You took over the Grand Old Party
But you don’t even own a small yacht
You made money with each strategic buy
And you never ever smoked pot
I gaze at myself in the mirror
While Bain Capital makes a lot
Now the girls dream about being your partner
They will be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
You’re so Bain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so Bain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
The people chose me several years ago
When they were still quite naïve
They said me and Joe made such a pretty pair
And that they would never leave
But I gave away the things I loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams of you drinking coffee
That was a mistake, I see
You’re so Bain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so Bain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t?
I know Mormons never drink coffee
But could I offer you some?
If you won’t tell I smoke pot
I won’t tell your mum.
You’re so Bain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so Bain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you.