The andprint Issue 26 7 April 2017 Headlines Last weekend a number of our Year 12 students took part in their Gold DoE training expedition to the Peak District. This went really well and I would like to congratulate all the students involved and thank Ms Borman and Ms Mouncey for taking part in this trip. Well done everyone! On Friday we say a very sad farewell to Mr. Found, who has been at the school since 2010 originally as assistant headteacher and, from 2014, deputy headteacher. Richard has been an exceptional colleague who has provided significant strategic leadership of the school throughout this time. He has led on teaching and learning, pastoral issues and safeguarding. For the past two terms he has been working for two days a week at one of our partner schools, Sir Frederic Osborn School in Welwyn Garden City, helping them to make improvements. He recently completed his National Professional Qualification for Leadership and has now been appointed as principal of Stockwood Park Academy in Luton. Richard has been juggling many things this term in preparation for headship and has done an amazing job in continuing to add value at Sandringham whilst working at Sir Frederic Osborn School and overseeing transition to Stockwood Park. We would like to wish him all the very best in his new school and hope that he keeps in touch with us. On behalf of everyone at Sandringham, thank you for all your work to improve the life chances of young people at the school. I would like to wish all our families a very enjoyable Eater holiday and hope that our senior students are able to get some time to relax during their busy revision schedules. We look forward to seeing everyone back safe and sound on Tuesday 25th April. Multi-Academy Trust developments As you will know, Sandringham converted to become a Single Academy Trust in April 2011, and the students have benefitted significantly from this move. The government are continuing their programme of encouraging all schools to convert to academies, and the recommendation now is that schools cluster together as Multi-Academy Trusts (MATs) to share expertise and resources in order to further enhance the quality of educational provision. Our governors have considered forming a local MAT and have agreed to proceed with the conversion and to discuss with schools also considering forming a MAT. Whilst there would be changes to governance structures, the aim would be to strongly encourage schools to retain their individual heritage and identity, and build on existing good and outstanding practice rather than seek to unravel the excellent work of the past. The key aim of the new MAT would be to ensure that all members of the trust are able to deliver the highest quality education and be truly World Class. It may also be the case that the MAT would be cross-phase, with members from both the primary and secondary age-range. Sandringham School Academy Trust The weekly newsletter of Sandringham If you are interested in knowing more about this development, please contact Lesley Dunkley, Clerk to the Governors and we will respond as appropriate. This is an exciting time for the school as we seek to work even more closely with other like-minded institutions in a formal way through this new trust. Alan Gray Headteacher DIARY DATES 24 April 26 April 4 May 15 May 16 May 29 May - 2 June INSET Yr8 PTC Yr7 PTC GCSE Exams Begin Junior Recital Evening Half Term Please visit our school website for the most up to date diary dates Headteacher’s Commendations for week ending 7th April Franziska McLaren 7B Sophia Hakim 7K Kira Hardyal 7K Rosie Hart 7K Benjamin Kaufman 7K Maya Laming 7K Zachary Lines 7K Jessica Parr 7K Samuel Boca-Mapp 7VG Michael Cassidy 7VG Finn Crumpton 7VG Laurence Dunkley 7VG Jake Hodgman 7VG Samuel Posner 7VG Jessica Hartley 8K Astrid Koppe 8K Hope Lennard 8K Paige Miller 8K Tilly Risby 8K Charlotte Sevindi 8K Nicole Tindall 8K Thomas Wilson 8K Henry Brothwood 8S Thomas Clark 8S Isabella Graham 8S Patrick Illingworth 8S Nahyan Khan 8S Leila Kitchingman 8S Alex Sweeney 8S Leona Tindall 8S Caitlin Watkins 8S Geography Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music PE Music Music PE Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology History Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Jessica Butler 8V Brenden Hill 8V Timothy Imiere 8V Ewan Muschamp 8V Isabella Spanswick 8V Jasmine Dalziel 9B Brendan Donegan 9B Toby Hawkins 9B Samuel Lawrie 9B Nathan Morris 9D Anya Viljoen 9D Anya Viljoen 9D Zoe Wilkinson 9D Emily Pollard 9E Olivia Rushton 9E Samuel Vosper 9E Jessica Beadle 9K Ayomide Bolarin 9K Myles Donkin 9K Sam Ralph 9K Jonathan Snelling 9K Amy Traviss 9K Zachary Addison 9S Daisy Charnock 9S Jack Foster 9S Stanley Hunter 9S John Kenner 9S Amalie Newman-Booth 9S Andre Raath 9S Evan Williams 9S Aaliya Alam 9V Emma Beardon 9V Emily Haines 9V Akos Molnar 9V Ted Park 9V Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology Design & Technology EPQ EPQ EPQ EPQ Maths Maths EPQ Maths Maths Maths EPQ Maths Maths Music Music Music Maths EPQ Drama Drama Drama Drama Drama EPQ Drama PRE PRE PRE PRE Maths Art News Last week Bernards Heath school ran their annual Arts Week. This year, as in previous years, our year 12 students helped out with this. Our students really enjoyed helping the younger children with their arts activities and talking to them about their A Level Art work. The children loved looking at the work and having the opportunity to ask questions about it. They were obviously inspired because at the end nearly all of the children said they want to study Art at A Level! Happy ending for House 500 Words The winners of House 500 words, the short story writing competition modelled on the Radio Two competition, have been announced as follows: KS3 House 500 Words 1st Mona Alden of 7S 2nd Haydn Poley of 7E 3rd Rosie Hart of 7K The Key Stage Four winner was named as Claire Bottoms from 10V The joint staff winners were Graeme Swann from D House and Maria Staples from K House. This is the first year we have run this competition and we were delighted by the number of entries received, particularly from Year 7 students. The entries were judged by Alison Cuneen of the English Faculty who was most impressed with the standard of the entries and the wide variety of themes on which the students wrote. Well done to everyone who took part. We clearly have lots of budding authors amongst our students. Keep up the good work! The winning entries appear at the end of this edition of the Sandprint. Gold DofE Training to the Peak District Last Thursday to Saturday, 17 year 12 students went to the Peak District for their Gold DofE training. They developed their navigation skills when following routes off paths and improved their navigation using a compass and pacing. Their Practice expedition is in June to the Brecon Beacons. Marian Bright Teacher of Art Victoria Borman Director of Learning: MFL Gambia fundraising A group of year 11 students who will be travelling to The Gambia in February 2018 to visit our partner school in Farafenni are raising money to enable us to invite some Gambian students to visit Sandringham, as we no longer have a grant to facilitate this as we have had in the past. One group put on a very successful disco for year 7 last week, with DJ Morgan on the decks. The students had a great time (year 7s and year 11s!) and we raised £339.54 This week, another group have been organising a big FIFA competition which saw students in teams of two taking on the opposition. This was a hard fought competition and the students battling it out on the consoles raised £138.93 The year 11s will now be concentrating on their GCSEs so a huge well done to all of them for their enthusiasm and time at this stage of the year and they will be thinking of more events next year. Meanwhile, watch out for other fundraising events, including Krispy Kreme doughnuts the first Wednesday back. Anne Lyons Director of Learning: MFL Drama News Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Rehearsals have been going really well and the students involved have been working really hard! We have an amazing cast of Oompa Loompas who have been busy choreographing brilliant routines. Willy Wonka and the children who have won the golden tickets are in the process of perfecting their characters. Tickets to see what promises to be a truly hilarious and fantastic production are already on sale. They are available to buy in person from the SandPit Theatre box office or online. Performances are on Wednesday 7th and Thursday 8th June at 7pm. GCSE and A-level Practical Exams Our Drama students will be extremely busy after the Easter break as they work on completing their final preparations and rehearsals for their practical exams. Our Year 11 GCSE students are performing in a series of scripted performances. They have worked really hard on these pieces and their performances are worth a whopping 40% of their final GCSE grade. You can come and support the students by watching them in their examined performances on Tuesday 25th April. The first piece will start at 5pm in the SandPit Theatre. Our A-level students have been busy creating and writing their final examined performances. They have devised pieces that are inspired by ‘Frankenstein’ by Nick Dear. They have also been using the works of ‘Frantic Assembly’ to help stylise their work. These pieces will be highly physical and will most definitely inspire anyone who is thinking of taking Drama and Theatre Studies at A-Level. You can come and watch these performances on Wednesday 10th May at 6pm in the SandPit Theatre. Our Year 10 GCSE Drama students have also been preparing for their ‘Devised Performance Examination’. They have taken inspiration from the song ‘Fast Car’ by Tracy Chapman and have led workshops on the various themes and issues that surround this stimulus. You are welcome to watch these pieces on Tuesday 23rd May at 6pm in the Sandpit Theatre. This would be a great opportunity for students who have chosen Drama GCSE to see the kind of work that they will be involved in next year. I am sure you will join us in wishing our Drama students the best of luck for their practical exams. Alex Birkett Director of Learning: Drama Be ahead of the game! Check out Sam Learning: g £2£1 and promoting the welfare of children and young people and all applicants must be willing to undergo child protection screening. www.samlearning.com The UK’s number 1 exam practice and revision NOR: 1300 with 300 in the sixth form Extended Project Qualification Presentations During the last week over 55 students have presented their findings from eight months of research for their Extended Project Qualifications at both Level 2 (GCSE) and Level 3 (A Level). As part of the course students are expected to identify, design, plan and complete an individual project; obtain and select information from a range of sources; to take decisions critically, creatively and flexibly, to achieve planned outcomes; and finally evaluate outcomes including own learning and performance. Projects have been incredibly varied this year. Here are a few examples of projects completed by our students. Level 2 – Year 9 How has biomimicry in textile design influenced the innovation of fashion and science? A study of the lives and experiences of young people in the Calais Jungle. Why did red kites come close to national extinction and how did the conservationists counter the decline in the number of breeding birds in the United Kingdom? Level 3 – Year 12 and 13 The potentials and ethics of the CRISPR-Cas9 Gene-Editing Technique Was the United States constitution a revolutionary or reactionary document? In asserting that epilepsy was solely a medical condition, did Hippocrates conclusively dispel the notion that epilepsy is a 'Sacred Disease'? Huge congratulations to all students for submitting high quality projects and delivering such high quality, informative projects. I would also like to thank staff who have supervised students for Level 3 projects. We look forward to hearing about their results in August. Year 10 Exams: Final Arrangements Dance News Practical Exams A huge well done to the Year 11 students who completed their GCSE practical exams worth 60% of the course on Wednesday and Thursday. Also, thank you to the Year 9 and 10 students who also took part in the group and solo choreographies, you were all fantastic! Inspire – Summer Show The summer show takes place on Tuesday 27th June in Arts Week. Tickets will go on sale after Easter! Please follow the Dance faculty on Twitter @SandringhamDanc to keep up to date with events, articles and information. Clare Meeking Director of Learning: Dance Music News Upcoming events Junior Recital Evening - Tuesday 16th May Our Junior Recital Evening is an opportunity for students in Years 7-9 to perform solo or small ensemble item. If you would like to sign up speak to your music teacher or write your name and the piece you would like to play on the sign up sheet. ABRSM exams Well done to all our students who took their ABRSM exams last week. As soon as your results come through your instrumental teachers will let you know. Exam Successes Well done to Katja Taits in 12E for her recent success in passing her Trinity piano Grade 3 with Merit. For more up to date Music News and events, follow us @SandringhamMus Amy Stothard Director of Learning: Music Summer Uniform Please note that Year 10 students are on study leave from Tuesday 25th April until session 3 on Thursday 4th May. Unless students are in exams, sessions 3-5 on Thursday 4th May, they will be expected to be in normal lessons. As normal the summer uniform will be in place after Easter. A supervised study room timetable will be available for students not in exams during study leave and will be shared with them in the last week of term. Thank you. The socks should be white and should be ankle not sport socks. Claire Oakes Assistant Headteacher This means that girls may continue to wear black tights but also have the option of white socks. Stuart Kemp Assistant Headteacher The SandPit Theatre News Our Sponsor a Seat campaign is off to an excellent start, but please remember we need your forms in! The new comfortable, allocated seating will be of great benefit to all school events and audience members. You will be able to choose your seats when you book through Van Gogh: A New Way of Seeing the online seating plan, and the seating will be much Sunday 14th May more comfortable and luxurious. Those who sponsor a 3pm £5 seat (or a pair) will even be able to access advance Enjoying complete and unprecedented access to the priority booking, so they can book their own named seats treasures of Amsterdam’s Van Gogh Museum, this is a for our shows! brilliant film about one of the world’s most fascinating and beloved artists. Made in collaboration with the experts at the Van Gogh Museum, the film marks both a major re-showing of the gallery’s collection and a celebration of the 125th anniversary of Van Gogh’s death. More renovations are now underway, with air conditioning being installed over the Easter Holidays. If you would like to know more about the wider project and all our renovations going on, pop by after Easter as our renovation information board will be up in the foyer. All donations are welcome for any part of the project, so if any parents work for a company that might want to get Junior Recital involved in sponsorship please let us know! Tuesday 16th May 7pm £3/£2 WHAT’S ON AT THE SANDPIT THEATRE An evening showcasing solo and chamber music including both instrumental and vocal performances from Sandringham students in Years 7-9. This is an opportunity for friends and family to support and celebrate the hard work put in by our younger musicians throughout the year. Rachael Peacock Theatre Manager Christopher Nibble Saturday 6th May 11am & 2pm £8/£6 Ages 2+ The guinea pigs of Dandeville love munching dandelion leaves so much that slowly but surely dandelions are disappearing from all over town. Christopher Nibble knows that crunch time has come when there is just one dandelion left – but will this plucky little guinea pig have the flower power to save the day? PE Fixtures Wednesday 26th April – Senior District Athletics Championships @ Westminnster Lodge Thursday 27th April – Y8B Tennis V Aldwickbury (A) Wednesday 3rd May – Y8/10 County Athletics League @ Westminster Lodge Thursday 4th May – Y7/9 Athletics @ Westminster Lodge FranticStein Wednesday 10th May 6pm £3/£2 The Sandringham Drama Faculty brings you an evening showcasing the devising talents of their Year 12 students. Students have been working with a stimulus of Nick Dear’s version of gothic horror Frankenstein, and the company Frantic Assembly. Through class workshops, group exploration and research of the company’s style and the underlying themes of the play, the students have created three unique and inspiring pieces of drama for you to enjoy. PE News As we approach the Easter Holidays we can reflect on what has been another fantastic term and Winter/ Spring Season of sport. We have had a total of 345 fixtures across 13 sports with 82 different teams. This again demonstrates the commitment of students throughout the last 2 terms and we would like to thank all students, staff and parents for their continued work and efforts and wish them all luck for the Summer sports after Easter. For more news, fixtures, team sheets and results don’t forget to follow us @SandringhamPE on Twitter and at www.sandringhamsport.co.uk Andrew Cracknell Director of Learning: PE Friends of Sandringham School FO$S Pop, pop, pop, muzic (everybodys talkin' about pop muzic)* Quiz.. ..is back on Friday 5 May at 7.00pm. More information will follow after the Easter break but save the date for this hugely 'pop'ular event! (*M released 1979...) FO$S Committee meeting The next committee meeting will be on Tuesday 2 May at 7.15pm in D11. Please come along and get involved. FO$S meetings are also an opportunity to have your say on the funding bids that FO$S is asked to support. So far this year we have provided over £8000 additional funding to support school activites and learning. We need more helpers to volunteer at events and activities to ensure that we can continue to provide this support to the school which is always hugely appreciated by the various Faculties that are supported through FO$S.. PTCs Just after the Easter break there are two PTCs Year 7 and Year 8. Fo$$ members will be supporting them by serving tea, coffee, biscuits & soft drinks to parents and teachers in the main school canteen. If you can help we'd love to see you - ideally we like to have two people per slot and we have a doodle polls set up so you can add your availability: Year 8 PTC – Wednesday 26th April 2017 – 4.30pm-7.30pm https://doodle.com/poll/b29bg4qa37npd2dh Year 7 PTC – Thursday 4th May 2017 – 4.30pm7.30pm http://doodle.com/poll/dw2fe9zhfnh75tnx Fo$S Team Finance News We would like to remind parents/carers that the final balance instalments are due by 7th April for the following trips: Year 7 Bushcraft – 21-23 June 2017 Year 7 Disney - 21-23 June 2017 Year 7-9 Eweek - 21-23 June 2017 Year 10 Geography Field Trip – 20-22 September 2017 Year 12 A Level Geography Field Trip – 2-5 July 2017 Library News Library News: The Waterstones Children’s Book Prize The winners have been announced and the overall winner and winner of the Younger Readers category is The Girl of Ink & Stars By Kiran Millwood Hargrave The winner of the Older Readers category is Orangeboy By Patrice Lawrence The Easter Competition Winners were: Easter Table Quiz: 1. Zoe Hamp 7S 2. Arran Rafot 9D 3. Frieda Callf 7D Spring Quiz: 1. Anushka Shinde 9V 2. Daisy Charnock 9S 3. Lilian Kelsey 7V Treasure Hunt: 1. Annie Furness 7VG 2. Henry Oldroyd 7S 3. Lucy Aldridge 10V Jean Kirby Currently Reading Keep reading! The Library Team Please contact the finance office with any queries. Julia Shaw Business Manager Sandringham School Academy Trust Registered in England No. 07523557 House 500 Words – short story writing competition 1st place - Mona Alden 7S Her hair a Whirlwind Dark and forbidding Swirling Enclosing her Forever. She dances, She flies, And she is Free. Once, She was a bird, trapped In a steel cage No light No earth. But she ran and ran until she Flew away. Now she is known As Leaf, And Leaf Is what We call her. She is a fragile, whirling Thunderstorm. She spends Her time in the forest heart, And lives in her tree den. The animals dance With her. When she sings, The birds join, And a soaring sound Bursts through the Sunlit trees. But she is not Only sweetness. When she rages, She screams and shouts and swears Loud enough for Intruders to hear. Her eyes dart accusingly, (All reproduced as submitted) 2nd place – Haydn Poley 7E Stumbling through the overgrown vines and the thick undergrowth, he struggled on. Sprinting, he jumped a log like it was a hurdle, trying to escape the web that imprisoned him. Swatting a vine away, he glimpsed a large lake, stretching on for miles left and right. He knew of only one option; to swim? But how… he couldn't. Then hearing trees rustle behind him, he knew that the lake was his only option. Before he knew what he was doing, he was in the water, limbs flailing, desperately doggy paddling towards the other bank. Suddenly, he heard another splash behind him, and a small ripple propelled him forward. Then more - bigger each time - like waves, telling him how close the thing behind him was. Closer. Closer. Closer. Then, when it seemed like the last possible moment, he reached the other side. Scrambling up, he ran into the giant wood that loomed in front of him. Pausing for breath while leaning heavily against a tree, he was tempted to risk glancing behind him, but he daren’t. The fear of what he might see suffocated any curiosity. The sound of the thing heaving itself out of the water shook him back to reality, and made him force his legs to continue the arduous run to freedom. Once inside, little light penetrated the gloomy blanket that the canopy weaved, so he found it hard to navigate through the trees. The monster pursuing him, however, had no such trouble. Its eyes were searchlights, cutting through the darkness. Its body was agile and nimble, dodging trees easily. Its legs were like those of a cross country runner who never stopped training; quick, effortless and enduring. Heart pounding, lungs burning and legs on fire, he felt like he had been running for centuries on end. He slowed a little. “No!” his brain protested. Forcing pictures of the possible scenes of what would happen if he let himself get caught into his mind, he called on whatever energy he had left. He sped up. Close to collapse, he prayed for the stamina to get to the edge of the forest, and the safety of a town, or a village. Then, as if on cue, a little more light then usual was viewable up ahead. Spurred on by the sudden appearance of hope of surviving, he upped his speed even more, possibly enough to match the speed of the creature behind him. As he neared the light, he saw a house. His house. He reached the end of the woodland, and then… he tripped, and the monster was upon him in a heartbeat. He screwed up his eyes tight. He felt the hot breath on his face and the drool of saliva on his cheek as the creature put his face up against his. A lick. A slobber. A wet nose in his ear. Then, he turned over, and his dog licked his face joyfully. He laughed and his mum called him home for tea. Looking for someone to blame. Long ago, She ran from A bad man. But knows now She should have screamed and shouted and swore at him. Her eyes Remind you of The sea The sky The grass A sapphire The river A diamond The high meadows The forest All at once and They flash Blue Green Turquoise Purple Like a precious Opal. Every First Sunday Of the month She Puts on her emerald coat Ties her hair Straps on her buckled shoes And Grabs her basket. It is Market day. In the Town, People Hustle and Bustle Looking for the best buys. The villagers Do not welcome Leaf here, So they back off and Pretend to look 3rd place - Rosie Hart 7K Night Night It was a cold winter's night and there was a crisp, bitter breeze. The eerie moon hung up in the sky and the stars gleamed brightly. Katie was alone. Alone and scared. No one was out this late at night and most of the local citizens were asleep. All that she could hear was the whispering of the wind and the leaves rustling on the trees. She had had a fight with her parents that night, they wouldn't listen to her, they were drunk and acting stupid. Katie ran away, she didn't want to live with them anymore; they were a terrible influence and everyone knew that, as did she. Katie stood there. Freezing. Terrified. Alone. At that very moment she heard something. Something that could possibly change her life forever. It was saying; ‘Come, come to me, I'm not going to hurt you.’ She turned, but no one was there. She heard it again, but still nothing. A huge gust of wind blew her hair into her face. The swings in the local park began to creak as they swung back and forward. Back and forward. Creak. Creak. Creak. A voice in her head told her to run back home but her heart knew she couldn't. Her life decision. What to do, what to do? The voice came back; telling her to come over to the lamp post. It flickered, Katie turned back around and told herself it was all a dream. She turned back round to face the post. She gasped trying to keep herself on her feet, there, next to the lamp post, stood a man, dressed in all back with his hood covering his pale skin. He stood there, just staring and not moving a single part of his body. He moved as Katie flinched backwards, his arm raised signaling that she must come forth to face him. But Katie did not move a single part of her body. She told herself this was all a dream and pinched her arm to wake her up, she said to herself that she is at home, in her warm bed sleeping peacefully. But she did not wake up. The man came closer. Katie stood there, to scared to move. A shiver ran down her spine. The man took another step. ‘Come to me, I shall not hurt you.’ The man rested his hand on Katie's shoulder, she tried to scream but not a sound came out. The man took her hand and walked down the street, Katie, to scared to speak, let him take her. The next day everyone searched for Katie, but she was never to be seen again. The other way. Leaf Reluctantly Pays for her Eggs, Bread and Milk, And treats herself to a cream cupcake. She walks away, Silent While the villagers gossip Saying things like “they should take that child to a home” or “An orphanage is where that child belongs” At her tree den She Changes into her Dress. The leaf dress. Patched with ribbons and beads and love. Then she tears off Her hairband And lets Her hair Free. Then she flutters Down the Ladder And flies Ever more. KS4 winner – Claire Bottoms 10V Free Bird The girl is unexplainably lost. An ascending bird, shot and dragged down by insecurity, lying wounded in the dirt. Without hope, and no way out of the ditch. Everything that made sense moments ago - her life, the meaning, their purpose – has shifted before she’s even noticed into something else. So unsettlingly quick that it half terrifies her. I’ve never thought any different until now, she realises. As people, we all believe one thing, and in the next moment without realising, you find yourself staring straight at another possibility. Some truths always seemingly follow in your shadow, slowly creeping up from behind so that when the time comes, it shadows over and blocks out the atmosphere like dark smoke. And so she experiences a new dawn, this time strange and unforgiving, She finds it impossible to think amongst all the thoughts and voices and repeated whispers, clanging and echoing around her empty skull. But filled to the brim with noise and doubts and insecurity, almost shooting out her ears so that is meets with the faceless floor below. But. One thing lets her see differently. Her heart, the words. Her love, the page. Some nights, quiet at her desk, she becomes the birds. A swan, gliding across an icy lake, sculpting her words with precision and elegance. The magpie, searching for the perfect way to arrange her collection of jewels. One white-speckled hawk flying boundless and above, its view universal. Pen gripped tight, eyes searching, toes wriggling and teeth chewing a lip – her heart booms in time to the clock ticking behind her. Soaring in flight at the joy, thumping giddily at the chance to express itself. She shapes the words: phrase after phrase, sentence after sentence. Idea, image, memory, message - to the point where her heart is consumed by the pages and the ink. Write, and anything can be done; anything can be said, past all borders and confinements. Pouring every emotion from the muscles in her arm to the flick of the pen to sculpt the perfect words. Her soul goes charging out, front-line, to embrace every idea conceivable. Her words fill up the page, and the bird begins to crawl its way out of the dirt. It gains the energy to lift its head - looks up – and sees the clear sky inviting it to try again. To fly again. For even when all seems confusing and the light is blocked out, one must keep going, undoubtedly, so that the light can be seen. She writes with the depth of the sinking, crushing lows to the soaring, giddy highs and the bird’s pit begins to fill. The void slowly closing, her spirit rapidly returning. Until finally she’s free, the ideas and thoughts that tangle with the clouds and in her mind are liberated: flapping, fluttering, flying. Waiting for someone to grab and pin down, fastening with an inky ribbon onto paper. Joint staff winners Graeme Swann Scared? You should be. The day itself had started off so well. Who could have foreseen how it would turn out? I didn’t even bother to press the ‘snooze’ button on my alarm, I just got out of bed, had a shower and dressed myself. Breakfast was the usual; toast and marmite with a cup of hot chocolate. Mum even gave me a kiss goodbye. The journey itself was short, an enjoyable morning walk with friends in the cool, fresh air. No rain, no wind, not a care in the world. Everything was normal, just as it should have been. But then, all too soon, I had arrived – and, rather suddenly, everything began to change. As I silently entered the room, there was a general sense of unease and a foreboding sense of dread. There was no sound. Not a single sound at all. Nobody spoke. Nobody moved. The air itself was still, not even a single dust mote in motion. No background electrical hum from unseen wires, no animal sounds, no wind, no pitter-patter of rain on the window panes. Just an eerie silence in an unsettling, frigid, dismal atmosphere that reached deep into my bones and sent a chill running down my spine. He, of course, had obviously entered the room long before my own arrival and he had made it his own. It was his very particular and very personal domain. There was no question about it. He would brook no argument, no challenge, no debate. He ruled with total control. And then there was the preternatural presence of the man himself; tall, sombre, grey, brown-suited, bald, paunchy, coffee-stained tie slightly askew, badly creased shirt and dirty shoes. Quietly officious, quietly knowing that to all intents and purposes, he was the person with all the power; he was in charge, omnipresent, he was ‘god’ in this situation. I could do absolutely nothing about it, I was powerless, ineffectual, feeble, defenceless and impotent. Yet I still stayed there. I had no choice. The minutes ticked by, the second hand of the clock took an interminable time to make each single orbit around the huge dial and the sinking feeling of heaviness, bleakness, gloom and dispiriting meanness went on and on with infinite slowness. Would I survive? Did I want to? Would the daylight ever arrive? Would I see sunshine again? Would I somehow be rescued from this hell which I had never realised could exist in my normal world where I was cocooned from such abnormality? Finally, he spoke, and the unbearable, interminable silence was abruptly broken. His deep, bass voice was loud, clear and imperious. He only uttered ten words but they were devastatingly important, they would be etched in my brain forever as they proclaimed the very beginning of an even longer, terrifying journey into my own uncertain future: “A Level Geography candidates, you may now start your exam.” Maria Staples NEW EDEN ‘The problem is,’ Dad observed as he struggled with the plastic bags and the duct tape ‘I think it might be quite icy out there this morning. I’m really not sure if these are going to be safe.’ ‘Well, at least you’re driving to the office’ sniped Mum, securing the bath towel over her shoulders with an ancient, rusty nappy pin. ‘We have to walk!‘ Was it really necessary to declare all schools open for the duration of the crisis?’ Dad gingerly slithered round the kitchen floor, testing his improvised bootees. ‘A light flurry of snow and they declare a state of emergency. Now we’ve a genuine emergency and it’s business as usual. I blame Brexit.’ ‘Nonsense’ retorted Mum (who had secretly voted ‘leave’). ‘You heard the news. They just don’t know how long it will take to get the factories up and running again. We just need the spirit of the Blitz. Keep calm and carry on’. ‘It’s a Carry On alright’ Dad grumbled, rifling through the spare drawer in the kitchen. ‘Didn’t I put some sandpaper in here?’ ‘Right!’ commanded Mum, ignoring him. ‘Off we go!’ You know how mums try to turn adversity into an adventure? That’s great when you are five, but when you are eleven and you awoke yesterday to find that every scrap of clothing in the ENTIRE WORLD HAD DISAPPEARED…not so great. Everyone on Twitter was speculating as to why the catastrophe had happened, even though no one really knew. People couldn’t decide whether it was a prelude to an alien invasion, or a sign from God. So far, God appeared to have the edge; the Archbishop of Canterbury had announced on breakfast news that morning, his mitre fashioned out of a copy of The Daily Telegraph, ‘We have returned to Eden’. Trudging to school – if it’s possible to trudge in shoes made from flannels and rubber bands – was a slippery, surreal experience. The last time we had a procession of bedsheets, duvet covers and pillowcases was on Ancient Rome Day. Standing at the classroom door, Mrs Rampling was imperial in a toga with a bath mat cloak, while Mrs Derby was encased in a rather glamorous large John Lewis carrier bag and boots crafted from bubble-wrap. Later, I overheard Mr Campbell telling her transparent items and branded plastic bags were ‘unsuitable’. ‘That’s a bit rich,’ she shot back, ‘coming from a man sporting a toilet-paper tie!’ That night we watched the news. The PM was interviewed, resplendent in a leopard skin throw. The American President, utterly lost for words, sweated heavily under the studio lights in orange-stained sheepskin. At the Oscar Awards, A-listers slunk gloomily along the red carpet in hastily-assembled couture crepe paper gowns. Outside, a
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